Backwash44

Male
from Clinton, TN

  • Activity

    • Deify America

      13 years ago

      Backwash44

      here's a video I put together for the armed forces. Check it out...
      media.putfile.com/Deify_America
      *edit*
      they just put this video on Military.com

    • Slacking...

      13 years ago

      Backwash44

      Yeah, I know, I haven't updated my profile since ummm... last year, but I've always been told to stick with what I'm good at, and since prostitution is illegal, I'm a slacker and procrastination kinda comes with the title. But alas, lo and behold, it lay before thee, advent license. Many of you know I have been 18 for some time, yet none of you will care that I have yet obtained a drivers license(exept PD). this will soon change(hopefully). For when the planets align, the moon is full, and the tide is right(or if I get some $ and get my lazy ass to the D.M.V.(F.Y.I. the DMV is <1 mile down the road)). So if all goes well and I can get my '86 Caddy fixed I can get a job and ween myself from the warm comfort of slacking, I know many have said that it can't be done, all the experts say I'm doomed to a life of slackatude and that the withdraws alone would kill even the toughest of Bison, but being as I'm not a furry mid-western U.S. plains dwelling mammal, I figure I may have a shot at it...or so I hope. Either way I've updated my journal so I hope your happy, now lets all break open a cold one and drink to this most joyous of occasions, for I place before you the awsome opportunity for us all to get high on the internet.... Now Enjoy my Magical Mushroom Forest = www.teamdead.net/gentoo/e-shrooms/

    • The night before Christmas!!!

      13 years ago

      Backwash44

      T'was the night before Christmas,
      and all through the house,
      everybody felt shitty,
      even the mouse,
      mom at the whore house,
      dad smoking grass,
      I'd just settled down,
      for a nice peice of ass,
      when suddenly,
      I heard such a clatter,
      that i spang from my piece,
      to see what was the matter,
      when out on the lawn,
      I saw a big dick,
      I knew in a moment,
      it must be Saint Nick,
      he came down the chimmney,
      like a bat-out-of-hell,
      I knew in a moment,
      the fucker had fell,
      he filled all our stockings,
      with pretzels and beer,
      and a big rubber dick
      for my brother the queer,
      he rose up the chimney,
      with a thunderous fart,
      the son-of-a-bitch,
      blew the chimney apart,
      he cursed and he swore,
      as he rode out of site,
      "PISS ON YOU ALL,
      AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT"

      spread the Christmas spirit by putting this on your file!!!!!

    • Bigger guns for Lovemuffin...

      13 years ago

      Backwash44

      m1a1-tank-iny.jpg
      M1A1
      M110.jpg
      M110
      Uss_iowa_bb-61_pr.jpg
      U.S.S. Iowa
      aberdn21.jpg
      16'' WWII German Railway gun
      aberdn27.jpg
      16'' Shore gun
      aberdn22.jpg
      American Atomic Cannon 285mm
      Dora.jpg
      80 cm Dora railway cannon
      80_cm_Gustav_shell_compared_to_T-34.jpg
      80 cm shell next to T-34 tank

    • They don't hurt I promise.....

      13 years ago

      Backwash44

      DE_MattBlack.jpg
      Deasert Eagle .50AE
      HE-M82-01.jpg
      Berret M82A1 .50
      800px-RifleM4_wM203.jpg
      M4 w/ M203
      Gewehr_G11_sk.jpg
      HK G11
      HK416.jpg
      HK416 Carbine
      tar.jpg
      T.A.R.-21
      GAU-8_avenger.jpg
      GAU-8 Avenger
      030323-7A.jpe
      Bushmaster M-17s
      Xm8_sideview.jpg
      XM8 Carbine
      oicwright.jpg
      XM-29 OICW
      800px-FN_Scar_Light.jpg
      FN SCAR-H
      Fn_p90_right.jpg
      FN P90

    • Michael

      14 years ago

      Backwash44

      I'm 18 I drive a 1986 Cadillac sudan deville and it"s a beast, with a 6.1 ltr. V8 engine. I love video games and I work on computers & electronics, I live in TN but I was born in New York and lived most of my life in Florida.
      Tea bagging.....
      We're all guilty of it.
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      HELP DANCING MASTER CHIEF TAKE OVER THE WORLD, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!!!

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  • About Me

  • Comments (18)

    • IHATEHIPPIES

      13 years ago

      hey man. I noticed you were patriotic and I was wondering if you wanted to join My Army. Its in memory of Mr_Patriotic

    • TYSOXIII

      13 years ago

      Well, I hope you're proud of your ad-hominem attacks. Way to be a real thinker, mate.

    • AudreyFaye

      13 years ago

      well thank you...you are so kind..lol hope everythings goin well..

    • Lovemuffin

      13 years ago

      just because i want to say thanks +1 cool

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      HAHA dude thats awesome.. even though i just got shot at by you.. hah

      thats cool shit

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      hahaha thats awesome!

      look at me go!

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      hell yea! they kicked some serious army ass today!

    • AudreyFaye

      13 years ago

      wow....thanks for the comments...i will take the advice...lol

    • StealthKill

      13 years ago

      thnx 4 the fix on the neg mods

    • blizzmaster

      13 years ago

      sup
      i see you like big GUNS

    • KILLBOT4000

      13 years ago

      Nein, I don't know what it is.

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      nooooo dont hurt the teddy grahms!

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      shouldnt be to hard to figure out.. just find something funny.. or have a contest.. or i dunno.. gun pictures

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      you should put a new journal up.. something random

    • bdlambell

      13 years ago

      haha the camo.. hell i dont know why we wear it.. the whole ships grey and so are the jets.. so who the hell knows why wear camo.. but we do... they dont care if we sleep.. as long as we dont have work.. and as long as they can get a hold of us...

    • Backwash44

      13 years ago

      Hey.

    • Amaterasu

      13 years ago

      greetings

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