BakaUltima

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from the only place you havn't looked

  • Activity

    • rules to live by

      9 years ago

      BakaUltima

      Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain


      10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
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      Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply
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      Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!!

    • ha aha ha

      9 years ago

      BakaUltima

      A Russian and an American are sentenced to Hell. The Devil summons them and says: "Guys, you have 2 options: an American or Russian hell. In the American one you can do what you want, but you'll have to eat a bucket of shit every morning. The Russian one is the same, but it's 2 buckets." The Yankee quickly makes up his mind and goes to American Hell, while the Russian eventually chooses the Russian one. In a week or so they meet. The Russian asks: "So, what's it like out there?"/ "Exactly what the devil said, the Hell itself is OK, but eating a bucket of shit is killing me. And you?" / "Ah, it feels just like home - either the shit doesn't get delivered or there aren't enough buckets for everyone!"

    • yep

      10 years ago

      BakaUltima

      Second Chance by Shinedown:

      My eyes are open wide
      By the way I made it through the day
      I watch the world outside
      By the way I'm leaving out today

      I just saw Haley's Comet, she waved
      Said, "Why are you always running in place?"
      Even the man in the moon disappeared
      Somewhere in the stratosphere

      Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can
      To make them realize this is my life, I hope they understand
      I'm not angry, I'm just saying
      Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

      Please don't cry one tear for me
      I'm not afraid of what I have to say
      This is my one and only voice
      So listen close, it's only for today

      I just saw Haley's Comet, she waved
      Said, "Why are you always running in place?"
      Even the man in the moon disappeared
      Somewhere in the stratosphere"

      Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can
      To make them realize this is my life, I hope they understand
      I'm not angry, I'm just saying
      Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

      Here is my chance
      This is my chance

      Tell my mother, tell my father I've done the best I can
      To make them realize this is my life, I hope they understand
      I'm not angry, I'm just saying
      Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
      Sometimes goodbye is a second chance
      Sometimes goodbye is a second chance

    • well

      10 years ago

      BakaUltima

      im felling phyco social so the person you can post the lyrics to htat song by slip not first gets a prize..not sure what it is maybe i will hunt you down and give you a good old fassioned glomp

    • ehhehehe

      10 years ago

      BakaUltima

      balls to the wall hell yea

    • ok guys

      10 years ago

      BakaUltima

      when i reach 10,000 hits i will post a really sexy picture
      so tell me who you want and tell you friends
      and the picture can be real anime or even a video game character so start hitting

    • really screwy

      11 years ago

      BakaUltima

      Samus has one of the galaxy's most impressive collections of performance-enhancing equipment, which she mostly collected deep inside alien planets. Some of the most famous pieces include:

      High-jump Goggles
      X-Ray Boots
      Ice Pants
      Wave Scarf
      Pokemon
      Power poker
      Speed Belt
      G-string of Screwing and Flashing
      Roly-Poly Thing
      Sphincter Bombs
      Boobs (Includes the boost boobs addon)
      a strap-on
      a bazooka
      equipment allowing her to transform into her morphball mode, allowing her to further utilize exceptional difficult Kama-Sutra positions
      a Condom (still in the pack)
      three long hard objects of the perverted nature
      The Goggles

  • Comments (111)

    • jennyhannb

      9 months ago

      geometry dash full version free ios

    • BakaUltima

      8 years ago

      oh you know places to kill people to go i joined the army

    • MisterBubble

      8 years ago

      Yes. It has been a long time. How have you been?

    • MisterBubble

      9 years ago

      Yeah....I can imagine..

    • MisterBubble

      9 years ago

      Hello. How have you been? :3

    • 555666777

      10 years ago

      thanks for the pos mod point on the pix lol

    • URzSquirrel

      10 years ago

      What's up?

    • 555666777

      10 years ago

      lol and wut do you think it says?

    • 555666777

      10 years ago

      huh? wut?

    • 555666777

      10 years ago

      ok here you go
      what is you sadest moment- lol my whole life haha
      what one question would you ask if you knew you would get and answer- lol i have no idea
      where is the cream filling- in your fridge
      who shot the sherif- i did
      what is willis talking about?- god haha

    • Free2KillYou

      10 years ago

      ty for liking my DIstured pic

    • URzSquirrel

      10 years ago

      what's up?

    • TheSoloist

      10 years ago

      .......

    • TheSoloist

      10 years ago

      I can't. im on my phone and youtube doesn't work on it.

    • Free2KillYou

      10 years ago

      Thank You=)

    • URzSquirrel

      10 years ago

      I got my license.

    • TheSoloist

      10 years ago

      I didn't even mean it that way... hahaha. I meant rom football practice...

    • TheSoloist

      10 years ago

      I've been dealing with a load of sit and im very sore...

    • TheSoloist

      10 years ago

      haha I bet

    • TheSoloist

      10 years ago

      yeah.

      not yet but I will when I finish checking journals

    • Free2KillYou

      11 years ago

      lol funny pictures!

    • caboose417

      11 years ago

      check my journal...and comment...

    • BATISTA19

      11 years ago

      i wish she was my friend. lol

    • caboose417

      11 years ago

      ill give u 8 bucks ok...

    • caboose417

      11 years ago

      you want it you got .*AIMS RIFLE AT U AND FIRES* BAMM!!!...lol

    • caboose417

      11 years ago

      i know but i wanna see the tvshow

    • caboose417

      11 years ago

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      shinobu and naru my 2 favorite characters from Love Hina! naru is on the left, shinobu is on the right they r both busty and beautiful.

    • 555666777

      11 years ago

      k you get all the mods i got, thought its only 5

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      kinda, it gave me a little chuckle....

      but yeah...

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      underaged..... thats funny.... i dont give a shit about underage drinking.... my parents introduced alchohol to me. i have it all the time....


      i might try the song thing.... or maybe write some more songs and poetry.... (what i used to do when i was mad when i was little)

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      the only thing i like doing is listening to music but i dont have any good songs on my ipod and i love talking to my girlfriend but i think she is ignoring me, i havent talked to her for almost a week.... only once when her brother answered the phone and put her on... so that isnt helping me, i think she might like another guy....

    • _dasan_

      11 years ago

      thats what it is here but we just pay it....

    • 555666777

      11 years ago

      idk probally the home of dracula, i cant spell the country lol

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      wow, ur a liar! lol jp

    • URzSquirrel

      11 years ago

      The Zelda movie was a fake, it was an April Fool's joke by IGN.

    • Raltrios

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the FR, two in a week- a new record.

    • omo

      11 years ago

      the girl on the far left is me...

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      haha im 14 now

    • URzSquirrel

      11 years ago

      How goes it?

    • _dasan_

      11 years ago

      try try try again....

    • _dasan_

      11 years ago

      try again tomorrow..

    • _dasan_

      11 years ago

      good guess...but try again tomorrowsmile.png

    • _dasan_

      11 years ago

      good guess..but try again tomorrowsmile.png

    • kharma

      11 years ago

      hey dude what u up 2?

    • TheSoloist

      11 years ago

      its not working on my computer

    • Ctendam

      11 years ago

      Alright that story needs further telling;) Must have been too funny:)

    • _dasan_

      11 years ago

      awesome ..thxsomuchsmile.png

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