Bazilisck311

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    • Getting Medieval with it

      14 years ago

      Bazilisck311

      And now for your vewing pleasure, the first of my collection of rediculously tart stories of passion, adventure and hilarity! This story I wrote for a friend off the top of my head, and recited it to her over the in-game chat system of Dark Age of Camelot. Thus would explain the many paragraph breaks :-) It was my first attempt at improvisional story writing, so forgive the grammer and violent misuse of connontation :-D


      For Dedrian Valaina of Lancelot:

      Needless to say, the Bard was upset with the idea and who wouldn’t be? A nun, a priest of Albion, a laurekeen with a drinking problem and two firebolgs who seemed to like each other more than the Bard.

      But hey, the young Champion had bedded so many women in his life, there had to be more excitement to keep him interested.

      So in one swift move, the bard bit of the champions tongue. Amazing the teeth on this woman! She could gnaw off his right butt cheek and still have an appetite for his left ear!

      So the Champion left the house, not before informing the Bard of the tragedy she had just committed and to point out the relationship between her and Mike Tyson.

      So next on his little black scroll was a lovely Enchantress by the name of Dedrian. Fiery that one, it took two glasses of Tannonberry wine and 6 barrels of eggnog to soften her up!

      And his face was wise of the ploy, for it was the recipient of continuous lashes from the Enchantress. You think she would like a man who was able to correctly point out the bulge in his cock piece!

      So after many glasses of the Champion’s “secret concoction†and saying “PLEEEEEEEESE!†over and over, He was able to swoon her to his room.

      After that, she spared no sand in the hourglass! Clothes were flung and the bed was trashed!

      She had emptied the Champion’s dressers and attempted to fix his bed, obviously upset with the man’s hygiene.

      So he said in a desperate attempt to save his dignity, and the location of his drawer filled with sex toys, “Please, please milady! A man has much on his mind! That is why he seeks comfort of women! Now let us retreat to bedâ€Â

      Well that attempt failed miserably and that poor Champion was the victim of a staff impaled straight into his forehead

      Never have he had such terrible luck with a women! Clearly this one was ignorant of lust! After pointing the fact out in jest, that same Champion received yet another blow. This time with what seemed to be the body of an Underhill Ally.

      The Champion did not know what shocked him more, the fact that he had just been hit with the body of an Underhill Ally, or that the Enchantress had the strength to chuck the flailing creature at him

      So in one last attempt, the desperate but eager Champion muttered “ Yo Yo bitch! How’s about we bust a nut in mah crib?!â€Â

      Success!! He was in! This was it! He’s a stud!

      In haste, the champion yarned at his tunic, nearly ripping it to shreds, and sent his garb sailing to the floor. He looked up at the enchantress with a smile that resembled a retarded Emu who had smoked too many tattered loincloths the night before

      Suddenly, a chuckle came from his prize’s mouth. The once retarded smile become a look of disgust

      He yelled, “What?†to which she replied, “Ohh my, your so… Smallâ€Â

      Furiously, the champion threw on his clothes, which at that point was an empty wine keg. The Enchantress had saw fit to steal his clothes and flag them to the rest of the village while he clomped embarrassingly after her.

    • Working Is like Dieting, with Pain...

      14 years ago

      Bazilisck311

      Well, my work seems to be at a stand still. I'm trying to export a GIS map to PDF for the commissioner... It's taking an awfully long time to export, and has managed to hang up ArcView. So, as is my custom, I decided to throw away all notions of "work" until it decides to export, and probably 30 minutes more after. Anyways, I thought mebe I could use my journal entries to show off some of the funny stories I've written. Most of them have only been read by one other person, lol. But they think they're funny, so what the hell, eh?

      So be not tardy, as next entry unto the journal of ye Bazilisk will be fraught with adventure and laughter! Deep within the depths of the gameplay world lerks the MMORPG gem of Dark Age of Camelot. Upon a session of this virus of time, there came to the ears of a great friend by the name Deidre, a tale of a young champion and his many attempts to bed the fair maidens of Camelot. Scuff at the noble warrior's attempt at an unsuspecting bard women! Laugh as our hero becomes a victim of a well flung Underhill ally! Be awed at the clever wit and wordy paragraphs of this prologue! Be there, or I will tell the world you hate puppies! You don't hate puppies... do you?

      Next on the Journal of Bazilisck of Galway: "A Champion's Booty" or "Some suitable counter negative title i'll think of later!"

    • A Cure for Boredom...

      14 years ago

      Bazilisck311

      A women places a teal cup on top of a Dusty Gold Sedan. She scowers the area looking for something. Satisfied, she returns to her teal cup now warm from the blistering sun. She enters her car slowely, allowing her slim bodice time to fill the black cloth seats. With a flick of her wrists, the car springs to life, grumbling with satisfaction at its new condition. The deep, black haired women quickly looks behind her. Shrugs, obviously not expecting anything to appear and turns her attention to the front of the now purring Sedan. She places one foot on a black pad and depresses generously. The golden Sedan happily oblidges and takes off down a shimmering grey parking lot, decorated with yellow lines.

      That all happend in a frame of about 10 seconds, now imagine experiencing such thrills for 8 more hours!

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