BigGator5

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from Florida, sorry I misspelled HELL!

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    • Memorial Day

      12 years ago

      BigGator5
      U.S. Memorial Day History and Information on U.S. War Memorials

      The "Memorial" in Memorial Day has been ignored by too many of us who are beneficiaries of those who have given the ultimate sacrifice. Often we do not observe the day as it should be, a day where we actively remember our ancestors, our family members, our loved ones, our neighbors, and our friends who have given the ultimate sacrifice:

      *by visiting cemeteries and placing flags or flowers on the graves of our fallen heroes.

      *by visiting memorials.

      *by flying the U.S. Flag at half-staff until noon.

      *by flying the 'POW/MIA Flag' as well (Section 1082 of the 1998 Defense Authorization Act).

      *by participating in a "National Moment of Remembrance": at 3 p.m. (Washington DC time) to pause and think upon the true meaning of the day, and for Taps to be played.

      *by renewing a pledge to aid the widows, widowers, and orphans of our falled dead, and to aid the disabled veterans.

      Memorial Day shouldn't all be about morning. Forgetting about life and living, would defeat the purpose of honoring the sacrifice they made for your freedom. I know not everyone in this day and age can't always visit a memorial or a soldiers cemetery site. If you can, Write a Soldier!

      I know that there are some who would like to use Memorial Day as a means to "give-up" in Iraq, but those who do disgrace the fallen heroes in Iraq by trying to make their sacrifice meaningless. Even if you didn't support going into Iraq to begin with, support the troops and support their mission, so that we don't ever have to go back again. I think we can all agree that we don't want to go back to Iraq when we finally leave.

      Brutal Contest: The Second Session - Round One

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

    • YouTube Watch (Star Trek)

      12 years ago

      BigGator5

      Instead of one video, I'm going to give you a couple of videos. If you know of any other good videos relating to these videos, post them in the comments!

      Star Trek Meets Monty Python 1:39 SFW

      Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and the rest of the original cast sing Monty Python's "Kights of the Round Table". Well done video.

      Star Trek: the Sitcom 3:52 SFW

      What if Star Trek: The Next Generation was a sitcom? This video answers this question.

      Star Trek vs. Star Wars 7:04 SFW

      Not a good video, but I give it 8 out of 10 for great effort!

      Brokeback Trek 2:18 NSFW

      Nothing can come between the love of Kirk and Spock...

      Monty python - Black knight (star wars) 2:06 SFW

      Not Star Trek, but this funny video earns an honorable mention. smiley8.gif

      Brutal Contest: The Second Session - Round One

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

    • Power of the Dark Crystal

      12 years ago

      BigGator5

      Power of the Dark Crystal

      Why hasn't anyone told me about the sequel to The Dark Crystal? This is fucking big news people!! This is too cool!! It's also being directed by Genndy Tartakovsky!! I loved the first movie (have the DVD) and never in a million years thought they would do a sequel.

      I just think this is too cool. If this is successful, I wonder if they would do a sequel to Labyrinth?

      Brutal Contest: The Second Session - Round One

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

    • 46 things to do durring an exam...

      12 years ago

      BigGator5

      I know I said I post this tomorrow, but after my last entry I think we all need a good laugh. This is 24 through 46, while the other post was 1 through 23. Again, from 0000000x7...

      24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Forget this!" and walk out triumphantly.

      25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i. e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink)

      26. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

      27. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

      28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

      29. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

      30. Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small, and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.

      31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our Lives is on!!"

      32. Bring a water pistol with you.

      33. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

      34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

      35. If the exam is math/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of. Get PI and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

      36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

      37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

      38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious.. like history notes for a calculus exam.. otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

      39. When you walk in, complain about the heat.

      40. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

      41. One word: Wrestlemania.

      42. Bring balloons, blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

      43. Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

      44. Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

      45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

      46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

      Brutal Contest: The Second Session - Round One

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

    • Permissive Harassment (Part Two)

      12 years ago

      BigGator5

      Apparently, harassing people through your journal is now ok as well.

      DiMono more or less warn me about this site rule some time back when I posted a single journal entry criticizing kahnefan001:

      THINGS WE MAY BAN YOU FOR WITHOUT WARNING:

      2. Being openly and obsessively abusive toward anther member. This is stuff like dedicating entire journal entries to defaming and threatening another member, continually posting hateful and abusive comments in profiles, etc.

      Fair enough, I thought and drop my issue with kahnefan001.

      Now uclari has posted four journal entries about me and the moderators, mojomasta and hobbie are refusing to take any action against uclari under the TOU part seven:

      You are solely responsible for your interactions with other RoosterTeeth.com Members.

      I thought that meant I'm responsible for my interactions with other RoosterTeeth.com Members and I couldn't blame anyone else if I (this account) break the rules. Apparently, the moderators (or someone else who effectively argue this point) think that this means disputes between members are not their problem.

      I ask you, why do we even need rules then?? Why do we have moderators?? What's the point??

      Pixie once said: "I do not see hypocrisy in enforcing a rule for you and others, without distinction between users."

      You would be correct, but there is a distinction in rule enforcement between users. The rules do matter, of course, only to us lower on the social ladder. If I post another journal entry focusing on kahnefan001, I surely would be banned by DiMono. As long as you're good buddies with the moderators, you are only having a dispute with users and will be excused. uclari is getting a pass on not just one journal entry, but four journal entries in a row defaming me.

      My issue with the P&CE Forum is with the "rules" over there. They contradict the site rules, completely. They even contradict their boost that the forum is the most intelligent forum around. If someone goes in and makes a mistake in their spelling/grammar, forum regulars are allowed and encouraged to flame them. I would think there better ways to encourage better spelling/grammar without resorting to flaming. How is flaming, intelligent?

      Brutal Contest: The Second Session - Round One

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

    • 46 things to do durring an exam...

      12 years ago

      BigGator5

      It's that time of the year again. Here is a few ideas to spice up your boring exams from 0000000x7...

      1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

      2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

      3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the integral symbol.

      4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

      5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

      6. Bring cheerleaders.

      7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who are you? Where's the regular guy?"

      8. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

      9. On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

      10. Bring pets.

      11. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

      12. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

      13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

      14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

      15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

      16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

      17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

      18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

      19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are going to be taping your next video during the exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay, be persuasive. Tell the instructor to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.

      20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

      21. Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

      22. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE. etc..)

      23. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

      (24 to 46 tomorrow...)

      Brutal Contest: The Second Session - Round One

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

    • The Time Has Come

      12 years ago

      BigGator5

      We went to the grocery store today and we saw the lobsters.

      One of the lobsters looked real pathetic, stuck in the tank and claws bubber-ban shut. I almost felt sorry the little thing...

      However I was hungry, so I bought him and ate him.

      Brutal Contest: The Second Session - Round One

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

    • Permissive Harassment

      12 years ago

      BigGator5

      You know why I fucking hate the people on the P&CE Forum and the Moderators?

      People there started posting links to videos I had made on YouTube (here and here) in order to illict harassing comments against me on those videos. I go to the moderators and do they do anything?

      Not much. DiMono gave a half-hearted "stop harassing him on YouTube" and BigBen didn't see anything wrong with what they did. I bet you anything that if I had pulled a stunt like that, I would have been slap with a ban faster than I could blink and my posts would have been deleted.

      I personally wouldn't have minded it so much if a single person saw the videos, commented, and then move on. However both Lawdy and swooper74 posted the links in a hostile environment, knowing full well that their posts would draw equally insulting comments on YouTube and thus an end-run around the rules here. What really bothers me, is that they posted the links in a thread I had not visited in some time. If it wasn't for CountinSheep (not that he did much beyond making a sarcastic personal comment), I wouldn't have found their posts. Not that it matters, since no action was taken by the Moderators.

      Lession Learn: Attacking people off-site is now ok.

      Brutal Contest: The Second Session - Round One

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

    • BC:TSS - Round One

      12 years ago

      BigGator5

      Brutal Contest: The Second Session

      Alright you guys know the drill. For those of you who do not know what the hell is going on, listen up:

      This is a voting contest. You get people to vote for you to advance to the next round or win the prizes in the last round. The reason why I call my contest "Brutal Contest", is that there will be different rules for each round (I will not be kind with these rules either) and I will no longer post when the round will end (but can last five days up to two weeks). Follow the rules, or I will take away votes or eject you from the contest. Enough talking, let's get this contest started!

      Round One

      1] No single person may vote twice within 24 hours. Anyone caught doing this, their vote will not count and cannot vote again for another 24 hours. This rule will be strictly inforced.

      2] You may vote for yourself.

      3] You may do anything for votes.

      4] Top two winners of this round will automatically advance to Round Three.

      (Remember, these rules can and will change next round.)

      1) ChurchesWife - IIIII IIIII IIIII I
      2) kalvaza - IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII
      3) megafire - IIIII
      4) k1L3rman - IIII
      5) evilcrash9 - IIIII IIIII I
      6) boomstickboy
      7) noirakita - IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII
      8) Green_knight - IIIII III
      9) goose2371 - IIIII
      10) seasponge - IIIII II
      11) ilikeme101 - IIII
      12) bucsfan - I
      13) AmeanDude - II
      14) i_saw_that - I
      15) TheTomMan - II
      16) tlynd03 - IIIII IIII
      17) A236GODJacob - II
      18) jh973 - IIIII IIIII IIIII I
      19) cellbuu2001 - IIIII
      20) Oxford - IIIII IIIII IIIII
      21) exniner - IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII I
      22) Flub - I
      23) DopeyLoc - IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIII
      24) moosetessin - I
      25) Enne
      26) girl4geoff - IIIII II
      27) finalshadow - IIIII II
      28) thevet
      29) ken66 - IIIII IIIII III
      30) PPLPound - IIIII III

      GO! (Counted comment #298)

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

    • Brutal Contest Sign-up Update

      12 years ago

      BigGator5

      I just need three more people for the Brutal Contest!

      There are worse things out there, than reptiles...

  • About Me

  • Comments (2477)

    • abal_abas FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      your profile says u last signed in one month ago...does this mean u r back?

    • haloGoddess

      12 years ago

      You're missing!

    • pimpmidget

      12 years ago

      im good 4 getting the best pics want any?

    • BigBen

      12 years ago

      You want to make journals or turn the open thread into a flamewar? I probably won't do much.

      But, like I said, I take sidetracking threads seriously.

    • LisforLost

      12 years ago

      yay whoot whoot for blood! so whats up?

    • ecjulien

      12 years ago

      You can enter my contest now, that is if you can handle it. smiley8.gif

    • BigBen

      12 years ago

      Not quite.

      I take the side I believe to be correct every day of the week.

      Any number of them have been reprimanded or banned, JohnLethal and MrJingoism have both been permanently banned in the past 2 months, in the past several others have been temporarily banned.

      and the fact is, when you don't get your way, you come across like a petulant child and start bitching about people when they're right and you arent.

    • BigBen

      12 years ago

      2. Inciting Flame Wars and Trolling - any post that has no discernable purpose other than causing people on the other side of any debate to respond angrily is trolling.

    • BigBen

      12 years ago

      I told you, the discussion in that thread was over. I take sidetracking decent threads far more seriously than being personally hurt over someone insulting you.

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Please go HERE, and vote for halogoddess, or Codeman94. <-----------

      And please, pretty please, go HERE, and vote for me, your hommie, DopeyLOC

    • hayato1333

      12 years ago

      lol no

    • FlameSaw

      12 years ago

      sorry....thought I could vote myself in

    • noirakita

      12 years ago

      lol I see. I'm getting rusty on my anime. bad me. lol

    • hayato1333

      12 years ago

      Deadparrot has absolutely no goddamn idea what you're talking about, and if you'd care to explain it to him, he's happy to listen.

    • noirakita

      12 years ago

      you can join me if you want. smiley8.gif


      ...that may be the few drinks in me talking...but always nice to have company. hehehe

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      lol
      yea you see more guys posting things like that then you see girls
      XD

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      i get random comments like that and when they are funny i give mods
      ^^

    • finalshadow

      12 years ago

      thanks for the journal comment
      XD

      that was great
      ^_^

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Please go HERE, and vote for halogoddess, or Codeman94. <-----------

      And please, pretty please, go HERE, and vote for me, your hommie, DopeyLOC

    • Module

      12 years ago

      Dude, I fully support your campaign against the moderators. People like you and me have taken abuse from way too many moderators way too many times. I suggest we meet up in real life and bad talk them. PM me your info, I am a consultant IRL, fresh out of college and so I am pretty well off for myself, and have a lot of free time. We could talk about them and laugh at their "Skills" as moderators. I'll supply the pop and chips.

    • GMFRK_00

      12 years ago

      well XBC is kinda.......Its easier for me if I just show ya www.xbconnect.com/index.php?topic=About

    • mjolnir_rock

      12 years ago

      to answer your journal comment
      Yes it is based on Trinity Blood
      How did you know?

    • GMFRK_00

      12 years ago

      have you heard of XBC?

    • GMFRK_00

      12 years ago

      it doesn't seem busted to me

    • 0000000x7

      12 years ago

      Yes you may.

    • goose2371 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      sure do it's from empire strikes back

    • vax27

      12 years ago

      OK

    • Sarn

      12 years ago

      Haha, yeah, and I found out where they sell it! Yay =)

    • vax27

      12 years ago

      msn me and I'll swnd it.....or where you just kidding??

    • vax27

      12 years ago

      do you have hotmail???

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      12 years ago

      yea, too many people comment before they accualy see the entire video, just so they can be noticed.

      highlighting my entire first post will show me secret message smiley8.gif

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      12 years ago

      i think we might get into trouble if we are discussing the new episode outside of the thread...

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      12 years ago

      yea, I figured that would of happened, but I think the Church clones will return next episode

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      12 years ago

      burniesleepyxo0.jpg

    • astarte

      12 years ago

      nutin much

    • astarte

      12 years ago

      Hi *Jumps up and down waving hands like a crazy person*

    • Shoot_Here

      12 years ago

      smiley1.gif thanks for that comment, the macguyver pic was hilarious and so true

    • Killerbloo17

      12 years ago

      Glad you enjoyed it..

    • noirakita

      12 years ago

      if it's like the last one she started, you actually got to do stuff like take pictures of yourself and like say why you should be Mr/Ms rvb...it's like a real pageant, I can't do that! "I want to work for world peace...and to have rvb go on at least to episode 105." no. not me. lmao

    • crzyrbbt

      12 years ago

      you know how the saying goes you aint a Gator your Gator bait

    • crzyrbbt

      12 years ago

      Woot go Gators U of F saved my cousins life And I've always been a fan probably because of my dad but always been a fan

    • goose2371 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      i don't remember where i got that image, but no it wasn't from you. i thought it was cool that you put up that image to

    • ilikeme101

      12 years ago

      thanks

    • ilikeme101

      12 years ago

      I keep trying to post links and images, but I need to know what the hell a parameter is, so can you give me a hand?

    • DopeyLoc

      12 years ago

      Please go HERE, and vote for halogoddess, or Codeman94. <-----------

    • cellbuu2001

      12 years ago

      Hey, who's going to be the new delegate for the region in Nation states?

    • DarthNoodle

      12 years ago

      Hello my dear friend :)

    • relativiox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      The moderators do all they can. They have jobs, they have lives. They need to be able to get money to pay for the electricity and internet so that they can do a VOLUNTEER job on a fun website. Nothing is serious around here unless YOU want it to be. So if something is wrong, don't whine to the mods. Ignore it.

    • relativiox FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Well for one, you've posted in some of my friends personal comments often. And Burnie's too. And that just gets annoying.

    • ChiefBubble

      12 years ago

      I will then.

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