BigMack_UK

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from Basingstoke, England

  • Activity

    • Red vs Blue Crew in Halo 3...

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      BigMack_UK

      ... So, Simmonds is locked behind a door and want's to know the password (somewhere on Level 2)!

      I found him...

      1 reply

    • Well well well...

      11 years ago

      BigMack_UK

      So I'm playing Halo 3.... and I run across Simmonds, and grif (I think!)


      Who know's the password???

    • Oh crap...

      11 years ago

      BigMack_UK

      I'm lost

    • HELP!!! I'm going nuts....

      11 years ago

      BigMack_UK

      Can anyone tell me what music this is????? I know it's Deep Forest, but I can't find the track after weeks of looking, and it's a perfect track to do my T.K.D. form exam against....

      Help me Oh, be wonky... knobby!!!! smiley4.gif
      myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=13407359

    • Noooooooooooo....

      11 years ago

      BigMack_UK

      Blinky's died again... dreaded 3 red light symdrome....

      tis' a sad sad day indeed!!!

      what makes it worse, I'll miss the Halo 3 launch... smiley4.gif

    • Who's arse...

      12 years ago

      BigMack_UK

      ...do I have to kiss to get some awards around here????

      eh?? smiley4.gif

    • THE LIVER IS EVIL...

      12 years ago

      BigMack_UK

      and must be Punished

    • I done it.

      12 years ago

      BigMack_UK

      Today, Mike and I posted our website.

      It's really boring, but it's here

    • Why won't it work??

      12 years ago

      BigMack_UK

      I've tried so many times to get my gamecard (Xbox live) to load on my profile...

      but the bastard still won't show!
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      Thats it. I give up.

    • Wed. A.M I board a B.A Plane... WHY????

      12 years ago

      BigMack_UK

      So, It's that time of year again, I decide to put my life in the trust of some bloke, sitting at the front of a tube, hurtling through the sky at 600 MPH that's packed full of people, food, plastic cuttlery, Fuel, real leather seats... but most importantly, GIN!

      Yes, it's my yearly jaunt into Euroland, and leave good ol' blightie in the distance. (for those of you who don't live here, this is a good thing!!!)

      Every day I see lots and lots of planes come and go (I work 300 feet below the flightpath at Heathrow) and wonder exactly when will one of these fuckers drop on the roof smiley5.gif

      What makes it more scary (I'm not a flyer) is when the new Airbus went over, it felt like an earth quake!. anyway, I digress... whilst purchasing my ticket online, I decided to see exactly what goes on behind the scenes at B.A... this is what I found...

      After every flight, B.A pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
      The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

      Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by said B.A pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

      (P= The problem logged by the pilot.)
      (S= The solution and action taken by mechanics.)

      P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
      S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

      P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
      S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

      P: Something loose in cockpit.
      S: Something tightened in cockpit.

      P: Dead bugs on windshield.
      S: Live bugs on back-order.

      P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
      S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

      P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
      S: Evidence removed.

      P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
      S: DME volume set to more believable level.

      P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
      S: That's what they're for.

      P: IFF inoperative.
      S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

      P: Suspected crack in windshield.
      S: Suspect you're right.

      P: Number 3 engine missing.
      S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

      P: Aircraft handles funny.
      S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

      P: Target radar hums.
      S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

      P: Mouse in cockpit.
      S: Cat installed.

      P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
      S: Took hammer away from midget.

      Either it's all good fun, and demonstrates a good sense of humour (Unlike the equivalent "Lufthansa" Engineers), or are B.A's fleet really in good hands?????

      All I care about is there's more GIN the fuel. so if that fucker really drops out of the sky, I'll be drunk as a skunk anyhow!! smiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gif

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  • Comments (56)

    • spikep

      10 years ago

      zYo buddy,

      glad to you see

      just hows life???

    • spikep

      10 years ago

      hey

    • Pvt_duck

      10 years ago

      hahaha good to see you still log on once in a while :P i haven't seen yah on msn lately though =(

    • Pvt_duck

      11 years ago

      hahaha thanks =P long time no see. and yah the shoes are there cause of warts =P which i don't want to get again... but in my defense... they ARE tkd shoes =P

    • Pvt_duck

      11 years ago

      haha thanks man =D so it's been a while sense i've seen yah on msn or RvB, how goes things. and how did that form you were working on last time i talked to you turn out ?

    • Bartoman

      11 years ago

      You are it, knight sir!

      Check my journal for more fun facts, and information!

    • Pvt_duck

      11 years ago

      hahaha under a rock.... my computer dosen't have internet on it yet, so i can only get on when i find a free computer with internet lol... it's pretty brutal

    • UpCharles

      11 years ago

      I don't know why we aren't friends!!

    • Pvt_duck

      11 years ago

      hahaha oh come on =P there is only so much shameless camera whoring i can do in one year... haha (think of the cameras man 1!)

    • rapidbastard

      12 years ago

      I need friends cause straight ones are too boring to talk too.... please add me!!!!

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      haha what ?!?!! damn. it would have been awesome to beach bum with more people i knew lol. and the pics aren't done being uploaded from rome... there are WAY to many to do here... and the net is way to slow. so we are gonna wait till we get back to paris and do the final massive upload then lol

    • UpCharles

      12 years ago

      Why thank you!! I agree :-)

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      haha well i plan on injoying it ;) that's for sure

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      say how goes that form you need to make up for your next testing ? did you already do it, or are you still working on it ?

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      haha thanks =D the red belt sets me up nicely to be prepairing for my black belt by the end of next summer =D. and asside from black, red belt is the best belt colour i think. lol thought it dosen't help that red is one of my favorite colours lol.

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      lol you should go on msn =P

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      ooooooooh hahaha i see. well now i know why you are so upset !!! i would be sad if my PS2 died. lol

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      umm who's blinky ?

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      haha well well well. fance seeing you online ;) haha

    • Phoenix_13

      12 years ago

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    • spikep

      12 years ago

      What Up! Big Mike, what's happing bro, haven't seen you lately

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      haha. yah i admit... i'm a camera whore... and i am alwys looking for oppertunities to show off my body =P haha

    • spikep

      12 years ago

      Happy New Year!!

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      hahaha =P now what would showing you the flesh intail hmmm ? =P

    • Pvt_duck

      12 years ago

      haha only for a couple ? oh come on ! i'm worhtn more than just a couple beers =P

    • spikep

      12 years ago

      Hey Mike, How's it been man I miss you

    • woofwoof

      13 years ago

      british people love to get PONDED in the ass

    • Charlie

      13 years ago

      What have you been up to? I haven't heard from you in forever!

    • Phoenix_13

      13 years ago

      It is a Super Nintendo

    • spikep

      13 years ago

      Hey Mike How's it going N how's the husband?

    • spikep

      13 years ago

      Hey what's up dude! no long time seen!

    • spikep

      13 years ago

      HEy, MeRRy ChRiStmAs & MaRry NeW YeAr "Mike"

    • IxxMercxxI

      13 years ago

      Are you like gay or something?

    • spikep

      13 years ago

      Hey what's up dude! no long time seen!

    • Charlie

      13 years ago

      You need to update!!

    • cbrudd1

      13 years ago

      Haven't seen you on in a while.. How's it been...

    • BigMack_UK

      13 years ago

      Hell you got that right!

    • spikep

      13 years ago

      RvB.roosterteeth.com the best place on earth!

    • Charlie

      13 years ago

      Do you suddenly have a life? I miss you damn it!

    • MrSquigles

      13 years ago

      Hello fellow Member,

      That’s a bad start. I am sending this to every person who is in the UK.
      There has been change. Please could you go straight to the UK Event thread as soon as possible to read the details? Tell you what; I will put in the link especially for you.

      Linkageness

      The long story is Evoluan has decide that he is not the one for the event and has past on duties to Moderator Pixie. Now there is change and as we are doing things differently you need to confirm you place again, so I cannot stress how this has changed a lot of things.

      Thanks again

      Please do not reply in your own personal comments! No one will see it. PM Me, Little_Lee or Pixie if you want to say/ask anything (Or post it in the thread)

    • Charlie

      13 years ago

      That car is the reason I'm going to come visit you some day! You don't know it yet but we're going to Blackpool smiley8.gif

    • ChromeQueen Viva la Sponsor

      14 years ago

      SCUBA DIVING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • BigMack_UK

      14 years ago

      I love lesbians...


      ...They love pool tables!,,, well they do here anyhow! smiley4.gif I can never win!

    • Charlie

      14 years ago

      Awww the two cutest boys I know are married now? I have to go full on lesbian.

    • palumsyst

      14 years ago

      here is a logo for you mate, thanks!
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    • palumsyst

      14 years ago

      you can link me as much as you want mate! Your my wife remember?

    • Charlie

      14 years ago

      Drinking heavily and keeping fit don't really go together. You know that right? hehe

    • DownMarty

      14 years ago

      haha, Weenus is the skin on your elbow... haha why it's called that... I have no clue

    • heart_racer0

      14 years ago

      my mom loves the dog more then me = (

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