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    • CS:S

      13 years ago


      GOD I WANT IT SO FUCKING BAD!!!!!!!!!!! this weekend i was playing cs:s at my friends house and for a noob i wasn't to bad. I want the game so bad that i have made a empty folder on my desktop titled "CS:S" i REALLY hope i get it for xmas along with a new compy *crosses fingers* but for now i will just have to play at friends houses. when i am playing i use many different names so heres how you will kno if i am playing.

      How TO Find Me: (on dust)

      1. I will be in games with low or no lag (no lag = clean sniper shots = me shooting you in th face)

      2. I will be in games that don't allow awp. (come on guys you kno there cheap) as a wise man once said REAL MEN USE SCOUTS!!!

      3. If a random t runs under the underpass at the start of the game and shoots you in the face with a shotgun then that was me on one of my suicide runs

      there is one other thing i have to say. i scout the underpass most of the time and everytime my teammates don't cover the tunnel and i end up getting tripile teamed. every round i say to cover the tunnel but the never do. i am starting to think they don't know what the tunnel is so for all of you guys out there heres a fuckin map.


    • best halo game ever

      13 years ago


      i did it today on my computer. i was playing in a game and found something shocking.... THERE WAS NO LAG!!!! so i was so caught up in the sper of the moment i charged through the teliporter twords blue base ( this is in blood gultich) then it hit me. i was staring at 4 guys and all i had was a pistol. one of the guys had a rocket launcher one had a shot gun and the last two had assult rifles. so i start running and shooting for there heads. ( and o ya I DON'T JUMP, jumping is for panzes that have no doging skills what so ever.) so anyway i kill the guy with the rocket launcher first with three head shots. then i go after the guy with the shotgun and kill him with three shot. so then i turn to my left and see that somehow the 2 guys with assult rifles are now 6 guys with assult rifles. (they all responded and went after me) so anyway i kept on getting head shots and uning vihcles as cover (until they threw grenades) but then i ran out of ammo and started to run. i then thought to myself "screw it ill die fighting" and ran into a barrage of enemy fire. but i kept doging there shots and i got 12 kills from hitting them with my pistol. but then some ass got in a banshee and killed me. in the end i had 4 running riots (1 runnin riot = 10 kills) and got the joy of calling them all noobs at the end of the game. the best part of it was that this game was called "PRO'S ONLY".

    • My way of rebuilding

      13 years ago


      ok so this whole server thing has crippled my account. I am looking for some kind people that still have there mods that can please help me out. i just want to get back to my origional karma level and mod points. i need to get to 21 karma and 59 mods. i kno this is technically "asking" for mods and that is a noobish thing but because of this thing i am a noob. So anyone that has a few extra mods please help me out and i will GREATLY appreciate it. Thanks : )

    • this brings back memories

      13 years ago


      well i am all the way back to where i was two weeks ago. i only have 29 mods and 14 karma level. lol and yes i am back to 6 friends. (i miss my new ones) RT i hope u can find a way to fix this cause it really sucks. anayway i will be putting my imeges back up. (even though no one EVER comments on them) anyway my main message is RT GET WORKING!!!!!!!!

    • Americas Army!

      14 years ago


      I downloaded the game americas army and it is EVIL!!!!! First i have to complete this basic training shit before i can play online. That doesn't really bug me cause it is really easy but the last traing mission is fucking IMPOSSIBILE!!!! What your sopoosed to do is shoot the training people that are made of cardoard. But before you run in and wast them you have to throw a flash bang in then you have 10 sec to shoot them. So i throw a flash bang in and then i run in and wast them with an AK-47 and waste them but the only problem is that my bullits don't even make a mark on the cardboard. When i saw this i just thought "what the fuck am i shooting casper the friendly bullit." There is no way to beat this stupid mission i have tried everything. I have thrown grenades at them i have used three roung birst nothing seems to work. They are fuckin possed. So screw americas army i am buying counter strike!!!!! WOOT WOOT

    • Plam pilots!!!!

      14 years ago


      My school was stupid enough to give me a plam pliot!!!!!!! and the still have the games on there. I think i can get on the internet too and you kno what that means...... Twice the rvb action. The best part is that you are allowed to have them out during class and the teachers don't care. I beleve this will cange the meaning of "slacking off" forever. ME = TE ROXXOR

    • Math class

      14 years ago


      Today I was sitting (sleeping) in math and the teacher decides to move me to the front of the class. (damn) Well the teacher tells me to sit right next to the HOTTIST girl in school. This is a very good thing but she thinks that i will do better in math. For all you people out there who don't kno me here is my math. ME + HOT GIRL = NOT PAYING ATTENTION!!!! The best part of this is that there are two other guys at my table and one is always high and the other never takes a shower. She hated the way the way the guy smelled so she moved RIGHT next to me like half of her leg was on my lap. So now i have new favorite class. Thank god for stupid teachers!!!! Me = te roxxor

    • Which is Worse

      14 years ago


      I was going on a long car trip a few days ago and we had this book that had questions of really bad things that could happen to you but one was worse. Here are some examples. Fell free to answer them in comments.

      Which is Worse:
      Falling on your ass and then farting in front of the guy/girl you like

      Sitting on the guy/girl you like's lap and peeing your pants

      being immortal and living with cancer aids and every disease known to man

      being immortal and having all your limbs amputated

      Getting your tounge stuck on a pole

      Getting your head stuck in a bucket

      Your mom dirty dancing with your dad

      your girlfriend/boyfriend dirty dancing w/ your bestfriend

      breaking someones heart

      having your heart broken

      Being in a dark scary room alone

      Being in a well-lit room with Michael Jackson

      having chapped lips for the rest of your life, and never being able to use chapstick

      not being able to brush your teeth for the rest of your life

      Everybody thinking that you are annoying?

      Everybody thinking you are dull?

      Attending one class period completely in the nude?

      Attending the whole day to school in your underwear?

      Eating a handful of raisins to later find out that they were bugs

      Drinking a glass of milk that expired three months ago

    • Why should you have to pay for vowels?

      14 years ago


      G _ *space* F _ CK *space* Y _ _ RS _ LF

      Why would you want to buy a vowel?

      sry the space button got messed up

    • Wow people are stupid

      14 years ago


      These are on real warning tags so don't think i made um up

      1. On Sears hairdryer:

      "Do not use while sleeping."

      (But..., that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

      2. On a bar of Dial soap:

      "Directions: Use like regular soap."

      (And that would be how. . . ?)

      3. On some Swanson frozen dinners:

      "Serving suggestions: Defrost."

      (But it's "just" a suggestion)

      4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):

      "Do not turn upside down."

      (Oops, too late!)

      5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

      "Product will be hot after heating."

      (Hmm . . . .)

      6. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

      "Do not iron clothes on body."

      (But wouldn't this save even more time?)

      7. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:

      "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this


      (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents

      if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those


      8. On Nytol Sleep Aid:

      "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

      (One would hope)

      9. On most brands of Christmas lights:

      "For indoor or outdoor use only."

      (As opposed to underwater?)

      10. On a Japanese food processor:

      "Not to be used for the other use."

      (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

      11. On Sainsbury's peanuts:

      "Warning: Contains nuts."

      (NEWS FLASH)

      12. On a child's Superman costume:

      "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

      (I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)

      13. On a Swedish chain saw:

      "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

      (Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? . . . Good grief!)

      14. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:

      "Do not use on food."

      (Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK, honey, just grab the Palmolive!

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