Bigfoot_mdb

Male
from hell aka my life in Lynn, Massachusetts

  • Activity

    • Drill Nationals...

      11 years ago

      Bigfoot_mdb

      at Daytona Beach in Florida in 11 days. i'm going. can't fucking wait. too bad silly gloucester is gonna be doing it in the challenge level instead of the master's level. i'm gonna be doing the armed regulation, armed inspection, and armed platoon exhibition. woot!


      happy, irish?

    • A Santa Story

      11 years ago

      Bigfoot_mdb

      TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
      HE LIVED ALL ALONE,
      IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF
      PLASTER AND STONE.

      I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY
      WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,
      AND TO SEE JUST WHO
      IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.

      I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,
      A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,
      NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,
      NOT EVEN A TREE.

      NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,
      JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,
      ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES
      OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

      WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,
      AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT
      CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

      FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,
      IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,
      I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,
      ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

      THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,
      SILENT, ALONE,
      CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR
      IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

      THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,
      THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,
      NOT HOW I PICTURED
      A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

      WAS THIS THE HERO
      OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ?
      CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,
      THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

      I REALIZED THE FAMILIES
      THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,
      OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS
      WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

      SOON ROUND THE WORLD,
      THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,
      AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE
      A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

      THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM
      EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,
      BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,
      LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

      I COULDN'T HELP WONDER
      HOW MANY LAY ALONE,
      ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE
      IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

      THE VERY THOUGHT
      BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,
      I DROPPED TO MY KNEES
      AND STARTED TO CRY.

      THE SOLDIER AWAKENED
      AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,
      "SANTA DON'T CRY,
      THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE";

      I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,
      I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,
      MY LIFE IS MY GOD,
      MY COUNTRY, MY CORPS."

      THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER
      AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,
      I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,
      I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

      I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS,
      SO SILENT AND STILL
      AND WE BOTH SHIVERED
      FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

      I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE
      ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,
      THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR
      SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

      THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,
      WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,
      WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,
      IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."

      ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,
      AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.
      "MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND,
      AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."

      This poem was written by a Marine. The following is his
      request. I think it is reasonable.....

      PLEASE. Would you do me the kind favor of sending this to
      as many people as you can? Christmas will be coming soon
      and some credit is due to our U.S. service men and women
      for our being able to celebrate these festivities. Let's
      try in this small way to pay a tiny bit of what we owe.
      Make people stop and think of our heroes, living and dead,
      who sacrificed themselves for us. Please, do your small
      part to plant this small present from afar so far ahead.
      merry Christmas to all in the Air Force-Army-USMC-Navy-Coast Gaurd, may
      god be with you and god speed!

    • Double Journal Type Thingy...

      12 years ago

      Bigfoot_mdb

      Well, my dad found out about the webcam and took it...yea...go figure...i might be able to put some pics up later before i give it back though...

      And i'm being put in for a double promotion in ROTC. i have to go after school tomorrow so that they can interview me or something to see if i'm good enough. and well yea, if i get it imma become a Cadet Corporal (E-4)

    • FWEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

      12 years ago

      Bigfoot_mdb

      I GOTS A FUGGIN' WEBCAM BITCHES!!! i hope you're all ready to be blinded >:3

    • Reply Letter

      12 years ago

      Bigfoot_mdb

      This is a letter that was sent in response to a complaint of the treatment of prisoners of the war:

      The White House
      1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. 20016
      Dear Concerned Citizen:

      Thank you for your recent letter roundly criticizing our treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda detainees currently being held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

      My administration takes these matters seriously, and your opinion was heard loud and clear here in Washington.

      You'll be pleased to learn that, thanks to the concerns of citizens like you, we are creating a new division of the Terrorist Retraining Program, to be called the "Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers" program, or LARK for short. In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to place one terrorist under your personal care.

      Your personal detainee has been selected and scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence next Monday.

      Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of admonishment. It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommended in your letter.

      Ahmed's meal requirements are simple, but we strongly suggest serving meals that do not require utensils, particularly knives and forks. Also, these should be "one-handed" foods; Ahmed will not eat with his left hand since he uses that for personal matters.

      He generally bathes quarterly with the change of seasons, assuming that it rains, and he washes his clothes simultaneously. This should help with your water bill. Also, your new friend has a really bad case of body lice that hasn't been completely remedied. Please heed the large orange notice attached to your detainee's cage: "Does not play well with others."

      Although Ahmed is sociopathic and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his "attitudinal problem" will help him overcome these character flaws.

      Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. He will bite you, given the chance, but his rabies test came back negative, so not to worry. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We do not suggest that you ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

      Ahmed will not wish to interact with your wife or daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property. However, he will be eager to assist with the education of your sons; have available for their use several copies of the Q'uran.

      Thanks again for your letter. We truly appreciate it when folks like you, who know so much, keep us informed of the proper way to do our job. We think this watching over each other's shoulder is such a good way for people to interact that we will be sending a team of federal officials with expertise in your line of work to your place of business soon, just to help you do your job better. Don't be concerned that they have the power to close your business, seize your property, and arrest you for any violation of the 4,850,206 laws, codes, regulations and rules that apply to your profession. They're really there just to make sure you're doing everything the proper way. That is what you wanted, right?

      Well, thank you for this opportunity to interact with such a valued member of the citizenry. You take good care of Ahmed - and remember...we'll be watching.

      Cordially...Your Buddy, Don Rumsfeld



    • FOR SPARTAAAAAAAAA!

      12 years ago

      Bigfoot_mdb

      to all of you people who didn't tell me how good this movie was, you suck D:<

      i don't know what i liked more...the fighting, or the crotch turbans with the giant bulges...

    • Secondlife :3

      12 years ago

      Bigfoot_mdb

      i has it again. so yea, send me a message if you want my name on it

    • Enlistment Oaths pt. 2

      12 years ago

      Bigfoot_mdb

      US NAVY OATH OF ENLISTMENT
      "I, Top Gun, in lieu of going to prison, swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES NAVY, because I want to hang out with Marines without actually having to BE one of them, because I thought the Air Force was too "corporate," because I didn't want to actually live in dirt like the Army, and because I thought, "Hey, I like to swim...why not?" I promise to wear clothes that went out of style in 1976 and to have my name stenciled on the butt of every pair of pants I own. I understand that I will be mistaken for the Good Humor Man during summer,! and for Nazi Waffen SS during the winter. I will strive to use a different language than the rest of the English-speaking world, using words like "deck, bulkhead, cover, geedunk, scuttlebutt, scuttle and head," when I really mean "floor, wall, hat, candy, water fountain, hole in wall and toilet." I will take great pride in the fact that all Navy acronyms, rank, and insignia, and everything else for that matter, are completely different from the other services and make absolutely no sense whatsoever. I will muster, whatever that is, at 0700 every morning unless I am buddy-buddy with the Chief, in which case I will show up around 0930. I vow to hone my coffee cup-handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop. I consent to being promoted and subsequently busted at least twice per fiscal year. I realize that, once selected for Chief, I am required to submit myself to the sick, and quite possibly illegal, whims of my newfound "colleagues." So Help Me Neptune!"

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      US MARINE CORPS OATH OF ENLISTMENT
      "I, (pick a name the police won't recognize), swear..uhhhh....high-and-tight.... grunt... cammies....kill....fix bayonets....charge....slash....dig....burn....blowup....ugh...Air Force women....beer.....sailors wives.....air strikes....yes SIR!....whiskey....liberty call....salute....Ooorah Gunny....grenades...women....OORAH! So Help Me Chesty PULLER!"

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      Well shit, I think that even Giz could do the Marine one. ;P

    • Enlistment Oaths

      12 years ago

      Bigfoot_mdb

      U.S. COAST GUARD ENLISTMENT OATH
      "I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES COAST GUARD because I know being in the real military scares me. However, I swear to defend our position as the fifth branch of the Armed Services, although at one point we were under the Department of Homeland Security. I understand that atleast twice a day, someone will refer to me a member of the Air Force or Navy, and when I correct them, they will question my military status. I will work on boats the size of kayaks and small yachts during the worst of natures storms, and recieve no thanks or notice form the public. I will fly in helos into the eye of the storm to rescue people dumber then rocks, and then be heckled by the same people when I bust them for transporting drugs two months later.! I will prevent thousands of gallons of pollution, but be accused of impeding the economy when I won't allow vessels to pour oil into the ocean. I will be the red-headed step child to all of the other services, although I know I got the better deal. All of my equipment will be discarded Navy property. I will use most of my time in the Coast Guard to take college classes, and perfect my web surfing abilities, then complain that I work too much. I will perfect avoiding PT at all costs, and do my best to attend training that will give me a great competitive edge in the career field of my choice, making retention efforts of the Coast Guard pointless. I will come in contact with so many pollutants during my tenure, I will glow in the dark for the rest of my natural life and refer to myself as "salty" because of it. I will do my best to work 8 to 3, with a two hour lunch, on normal days, and have my pager and cell phone surgically attached, SO HELP ME GOD.

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      US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT
      "I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me, and because I am afraid of water over waist-deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training", I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, Lazy-Boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So Help Me God!"

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      US ARMY OATH OF ENLISTMENT
      "I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my otherwise mediocre life to the UNITED STATES ARMY because I couldn't score high enough on the ASVAB to get into the Air Force, I'm not tough enough for the Marines, and the Navy won't take me because I can't swim. I will wear camouflage every day and tuck my trousers into my boots because I can't figure out how to use blousing straps. I promise to wear my uniform 24 hours a day even when I have a date. I will continue to tell myself that I am a fierce killing machine because my Drill Sergeant told me I am, despite the fact that the only action I will see is a court-martial for sexual harassment. I acknowledge the fact that I will make E-8 in my first year of service, and vow to maintain that it is because I scored perfect on my PT test. After completion of my Sexual.....er.....I mean "Basic Training," I will attend a different Army school every other month and return knowing less than I did when I left. On my first trip home after Boot Camp, I will walk around like I am cool and propose to my 9th grade sweetheart. I will make my wife stay home because if I let her out she might leave me for a better-looking Air Force guy. Should she leave me twelve times, I will continue to take her back. While at work I will maintain a look of knowledge while getting absolutely nothing accomplished. I will arrive to work every day at 1000 hrs because of morning PT and leave everyday at 1300 to report back to "COMPANY." I understand that I will undergo no training whatsoever that will help me get a job up! on separation, and will end up working construction with my friends from high school. I will brag to everyone about the Army giving me $30,000 for college, but will be unable to use it because I can't pass a placement exam. So Help Me God!"

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  • About Me

  • Comments (1618)

    • Giz_Husky

      10 years ago

      XBL silver and iv forgotten my aim loggin X3

    • Giz_Husky

      10 years ago

      Hay team killer =3, XD how you been ?

    • DragonFire5

      10 years ago

      I have Become a DJ. I have been mixing tunes. My DJ name is DJ ReKoNinG. I have uploaded all of my mixes to this site www.garageband.com/artist/djrekoning most of them are just streaming but I am working on getting them up for Download. Please listen to my mixes and tell me what you think and how I can get better at what I have a passion for.

      Also if you have any tunes that you might want to hear in one of my mixes. LET ME KNOW. If i can get the tune you might hear it.

    • hippykiller8

      10 years ago

      hey bigfoot, im back!

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      ask this kid about hollowpoints
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=656662

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      yeha. so the body kinda stops the bullet. but it still has it's kinetic energy. so it still wants to move forward. look for them on google images

    • BASTARD667

      11 years ago

      Thnx dude. It means alot

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      they don't shatter on impact. they mushroom inside the target. it's like getting shot and then having the bullet stop inside your body but still wanting to move forward

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      yes it is. green tipped hollow points will lets say. be almost like a shotgun to a deer

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      unless you put the silencer on it to make it go subsonic. with some ball ammunition or maybe some green tipped hollowpoints

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      yeah. i mean i know a kid that has shot deer with a .50. he said that the deer died by the concussion wave of the bullet as the wave hit the brain. causing something like a headshot with a smaller caliber rifle.

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      yeah. but not a 3 feet

    • r_v_b_addict

      11 years ago

      yeah. the incindeary formula is true. it just wont rip someone in half without touching them. it's impossible. that would have to be a round the size of...hmm let me see.... probably a 155mm artillery shell flying straight right next to you

    • BASTARD667

      11 years ago

      There were six world wars... The draft began at world war five, and it was throughout that war where the drafting age got younger and younger. By the time World War VI rolls around, the draft age is twelve. The end of the sixth world war brings about the second rising of the Nazi, and draft age is brought down considerably- to the age of 5.
      Impossibility: Academy takes place mostly in a training facility owned by a third party army called The Rebellion. They are the only army actually fighting for peace (the rest just want to kill one another).
      It's titled 'Impossibility' because I figured "Ya know, how exactly do you win when the ENTIRE world is against you?"
      Unfortunately, I can't tell you more. You'll have to read the book to find out that answer.

    • BASTARD667

      11 years ago

      Hey again.
      I'm looking for some feedback and opinions on this book I recently wrote. I'd greatly appreciate it if you could tell me your thoughts on it. Please. It would really help me know what people enjoy this genre of writing:
      http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216580
      Please check it out and let me know what you honestly think of it. Thank you!!!

    • BASTARD667

      11 years ago

      Do you remember me?

    • Femzy

      11 years ago

      If it is NSFW then they do. They replace the image with a warning image saying that if it is posted again then the user will be banned and if it is the current primary then the primary is changed by the mod.

    • Femzy

      11 years ago

      How the thread works is you post a link to the offender's gallery and tell the location of the picture in said gallery. The mod on duty will look at it and determine if it is to be deleted or not.

    • Femzy

      11 years ago

      Very few do as any image link posted on it is deleted by a mod right away.

    • Femzy

      11 years ago

      eh, gotta love google. the first two pages are relevant, then the rest have picures of azn chicks shooting gold plated desert eagles into the air. and how the hell did they manage to delete your pic so quickly anyway?


      There is a thread out there to report NSFW images. It popped up there most likely.

    • Crossdresser

      11 years ago

      Nope.

    • Crossdresser

      11 years ago

      Well for one I had no idea a nipple was showing and furthermore IT WAS A GUY!!!

      And they are admins. they are gods here o.o

    • Crossdresser

      11 years ago

      Thank you for the image but I already have that one =3

    • catgirl_aura

      11 years ago

      the word for the ability to move things with your mind is psychokinesis, but telling someone something via your mind is telepathy.... and a psychopath (psychopathic is not a word) is a person who is psychotic.... A.K.A. insane....

      and finally.... no, that's not what happens.... infact, you couldnt be farther from the right answer.... although, i will give you the mod point because it was original, thought out, and you properly used both of their names, rather than refering to them as "the one girl" or "the other girl"

      feel free to try again.

    • aceninja

      11 years ago

      XD already done! :O

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      no military going to salem state for computer science and you scared me because i was half asleep when i was writing it and all of a sudden that noise the says you signed off scared the shit out of me

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      wow it seems no one like to coment you so here you go have another comment

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      just cause you havent had a comment for 2 weeks lets make things happy for you and give you an alert


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    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      why the hell are we in the same hotel what is your last name in gunner was asking about you

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      gamer5984

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      aim

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      hey you got a sn

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      i think almost every one on the team can do doubles except maybe 2 or 3 of them hahaha and go fuck yourself

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      HAHAHA we cant practice this week only girls can color guard are

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      we would still kick your ass

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      i though we were in the other one not that one and i called them slut bags

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      ooo since when are are a part of thoes slut bags

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      whats the site?

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      who was your informant and um why are you spying on us we'll kick your ass anyway

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      i do but that doesn't even work i need like SPF 25,000

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      i burn everytime i see sun or uv lights

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      im in anything armed whitch means armed reg armed ex armed color gaurd inspection and i cant wait to go either but i can cause i dont feel like getting burnt smiley0.gif

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      you ready for daytona

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      yea i shall try

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      he doesnt want to join rifle team cause he "has real weapons at his house" and doesnt need to shoot air rifles

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      not that i know of it so i it isnt bad but it is pissed everyone off and the funny thing is he cant drill xD

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      he has been searched he wears a blouse with staff sgt ranks on every day and listens to no one i think it is complete bullshit

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      yea half of the rotc is like that here they just dont care they just sit there and dont listen to anything you ask them to do

      and what do you think of this a guy just joined rotc is trying to convince us that he is a drill sgt and gets paid 11k per month and he is 15!!!! he says he has been enlisted since he was 10. he says he is a sniper. to me it sound like he is bull shitting us but thats just me. he also says he is being paid to go to school.

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHA that sucks for you and we will see who is better in daytona

    • irishkid

      11 years ago

      we are just adding more stuff into our trick routine and no we dont have districts this week i haven't heard about them this year so idk if we are doing them seniors are already turning in their uniforms

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