BillyMac

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from Wayne, IL

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    • Tucker Max

      12 years ago

      BillyMac

      I don't know how or why I haven't heard of this guy until my alcohol soaked liver and I took a trip to the kentucky derby last weekend, but it means one of three things:

      1) You knew about it and did not tell me, which makes you an asshole.
      2) You did not know about this, which means your friends that did know are assholes.
      3) You aren't really my friend at all, but for some reason you are reading this, which doesn't really mean anything.

      In any case, if you are a friend of mine then I know that you will enjoy this as much as I do.

      Tucker Max

      As for the derby, mint julips rock, i didn't bet, drank for 13 hours straight, didn't se a single horse, didn't eat a single chip, disappeared several times, convinced a guy to go to the hospital, found a chair, laughed a lot, asked random people for pot so two random girls would flash me, told two random girls they were bitches for not flashing me, ruined two bitches chances at getting pot, saw the queen's vehicle but not sure which one it was, and I'm sure much more too.

    • ever feel like you're five-years-old

      12 years ago

      BillyMac

      My dad had a surprise yesterday. He wouldn't tell me what is was, but I figured out that it was something you needed tickets for but wasn't just a regular movie. My thoughts were 300 on IMAX, Pink Floyd laser light show, or march madness tickets. So we get there, and I see an old theater, so I start thinking it may be some classic movie or somethinig. Then I hear a woman playing an irish tin whistle, and think it's something irish. He told me we're going to see Finnegan's wake. (A hilarious improv show) So i'm excited and we enter the theater from the side so I can't see the sign. Then I overhear someone saying Brian Regan is her tonight. So I turn to my dad to tell him that we have to switch our tickets b/c we both love Brian Regan. He acts surprised and everything, and it takes me a couple of seconds to realize he lied. We were of course going to see Brian Regan. So of course, I got excited for about five seconds until I realized that there were other people around. Then I got extremely self conscious b/c I must have looked like a five-year-old. Not that I have anything wrong with five-year-olds, but I don't want to look like one.
      Anyway, the show was hilarious and we had an awesome time, my abs are still a little sore from laughing so hard as is my face. I wish I could repeat all of his stuff but it just can't be read. It has to be heard.


      here's some of his stuff


      homepage

    • that's what she said...

      12 years ago

      BillyMac

      ok, so I was at the climbing gym the other day and we were coaching a kid in the bouldering challenge. long story short, Donnie says, "Come here and use the crack." That may have been my best "that's what she said" joke. I was proud of myself. Actually I was proud for making an all-natural climb from window sill to windoe sill, but that was cool too.

    • AAAHHHH! ZOMBIES!

      12 years ago

      BillyMac

      my question in the last journal was:

      Let's there is a particle transporter that would move you from one place to another instantly. you get in a box, a button is pushed you walk out of the other box. However, what actually happens is that your body is destroyed in the first box then recreated in the second box using new particles. For arguments sake, everything down to the position and momentum of each electron in your body is duplicated perfectly. (I know) Also, the machine has a 100% probably of funtioning perfectly. Would you use the machine? Why or why not?

      note: I'd be scared it wouldn't work is not an answer.


      While this seems like a great convienence, Enosh's answer does bring up some questions. Many people believe that you have a soul. I bet that more would think that they belive they have a mind. A mind is different than the brain in that it is a nonphysical place where such phenomenon as free will occur. However, the mind cannot be found physically. Therefore, people who believe in their mind have the same problem as people who believe in souls. Does their soul or mind transfer to their new self? since these machines are purely physical, then the answer you probably be no. If that is true, then you would in effect become a zombie. (philosophically speaking) A philosophical zombie is a creature that looks and acts just like a human but is not conscious. For example, everyone you know could be a zombie theoretically. A zombie would have no problem saying, "I am Conscious." So would you get in the matter transporter? do you think you'd become a zombie or do you think you'd be normal?

      I personally would have no problem getting in the transporter. I think that everything is physical. I think that consciousness is a phenomenon that arises from the collection of neurological pathways in your brain working together.

    • Particle transporter

      12 years ago

      BillyMac

      this question came up the other day and I was wondering what people thought. I'll give out my thoughts in my next journal, but this one's for your answers

      Let's there is a particle transporter that would move you from one place to another instantly. you get in a box, a button is pushed you walk out of the other box. However, what actually happens is that your body is destroyed in the first box then recreated in the second box using new particles. For arguments sake, everything down to the position and momentum of each electron in your body is duplicated perfectly. (I know) Also, the machine has a 100% probably of funtioning perfectly. Would you use the machine? Why or why not?

      note: I'd be scared it wouldn't work is not an answer.

    • Psychotic disorder

      12 years ago

      BillyMac

      I was diagnosed with a psychiatric disorder today. I officially have AD/HD. I've known this for a while now, but it is official today. I'm taking methylphenidate, the same drug as in ritalin, but in patch form. So I'm on the attention patch. Today was my first day and I already feel good about it. I was more productive today than I have been for a long time. I'm hoping everything works out alright cause this could be what I need to get my life in gear. That sounds a lot more depressing than I actually am. I'll even put a smiley face so you know I'm not depressed. smiley0.gif

    • Superbowl Contest

      12 years ago

      BillyMac

      The contest is closed. Here are the squares so you can check out what scores to look for.

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      here's a zoom in on the chart


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      here are links to better forms of the charts if you cannot read them

      chart

      zoom 1

      zoom 2

      if you have any trouble finds your squares, message me and let me know. I'll try to get back to you before the superbowl. Just to let you know, everyone has 5 squares except the first five people, who have six.

      Enjoy the game and GO BEARS!

    • Stupid things overheard

      in Forums > Stupid things overheard | Follow this topic

      BillyMac

      this thread is for when you overheard someone saying something weird or funny. for example:

      yesterday in the lockerroom, I heard two guys talking

      Guy1: I've got the worst razor burn.
      Guy2: It doesn't look like it.
      Guy1: No, I shaved off my pubes.
      Guy2: Dude!

      So go ahead and post the stupid things you hear people mutter when they aren't expecting someone else to hear them.

      7 replies

    • One Week

      12 years ago

      BillyMac

      One more week til the Bears kick the Colts asses in the Superbowl.

      If you haven't signed up yet, here's my contest

      prizes are up to 100 mods for first, 30 mods for 3 second place prizes, and 5 mods for 8 wildcards

      wildcards will be the score plus/minus 1 for the first quarter, plus/minus 2 for the second, plus/minus 3 for the 3rd and plus/minus 4 for the 4th.

      You might notice that I've gotton enough points where I was able to increase the number of wild card prizes to 8.

      sign up ends on friday at noon, that's when I'll make the chart and post it in my journal, watch me if you want to know your numbers for the game.

      If you wanna chack to see if you are signed up, just click the contest link and check the comments.

    • Contest

      12 years ago

      BillyMac

      Here's how it's gonna work. All you have to do is sign up. There are 100 spots open. Extra spots will be filled in by whoever signs up first. There will be a ten by ten grid. Bears vs. Colts numbered 0 to 9. At the end of each quarter, the ones digit of the score will cross on the grid to show the winner.

      One first place winner for the correct final score: at least 100
      Three second place winners for the first three quarters: at least 30
      Eight wildcard prizes for the score of each quarter +/- the number of the quarter: 5

      The prizes will go up as i get more mods.

      I'm sure everyone is gonna fight for the 0 column under the colts. For this reason, your location will be random. I will post the chart on the saturday before the superbowl. Then all you have to do is watch or don't if you don't want.

  • Comments (71)

    • BASTARD667

      11 years ago

      Hey there! I see you're a fan of Lord of the Rings.
      I recently wrote this book and I'm getting people's opinions on it. If you could check it out and give me your thoughts, I would greatly appreciate it:
      http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2216580&page=1

    • zbegner000

      11 years ago

      Yo man its been awhile, how is fear and loathing going, you still lovin it, becuase you should!!!!

    • Batgirl_lb

      12 years ago

      congrats on be ing the Featured User

    • herringtrott

      12 years ago

      yea congrats on the FU but since when is catching the darkness a bad thing??

    • Wiione

      12 years ago

      Congrats on FU.

    • mikest1

      12 years ago

      Congrats on being featured!

    • boomstickboy

      12 years ago

      Congrats on being FU!

    • KohlJCaboose

      12 years ago

      Another Feature User being nominated for Red vs Blue, congratulations. Whats the initails for FU? (Fuck you?) (No offeneding people I just wanted to know what FU stands for).

    • Jbb33

      12 years ago

      congrats FU!

    • Haven21

      12 years ago

      congrats on being the featured user

    • EYVoom

      12 years ago

      Mazal Tov

    • LordThike

      12 years ago

      Congrats on featured user

    • cml1983 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      congrats on being fu

    • Grant_Iceman

      12 years ago

      Congrats dude

    • ultrapac

      12 years ago

      Congrats...enjoy the attention

    • inuyasha8794

      12 years ago

      featured user?
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    • fnbitch

      12 years ago

      Happy FU Day!

    • Red_Uncle

      12 years ago

      Still alive buddy?

    • Grant_Iceman

      12 years ago

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      you can use this on your profile.

    • Red_Uncle

      12 years ago

      It's been awhile, you okay and whatnot?

    • zbegner000

      12 years ago

      red vs blue may be over but Hunter S. Thompson will live on forever!

    • Red_Uncle

      12 years ago

      Hey man, how's things?

    • Kschenke

      12 years ago

      I usually have a pic of myself up, but even since I saw the movie, I've had the D up.

    • Kschenke

      12 years ago

      I hope you don't think I was mad about you thinking I was a dude. I actually had a chuckle about it and thought I should clarify. And yes, the Tenacious D pic is a little misleading... I can't help the fact that they rock out loud.

    • Red_Cousin

      12 years ago

      You are pretty funny in the Scenes from a hat thread

    • Red_Uncle

      12 years ago

      Philosophy is good, I'll try it.

    • madeofwin

      12 years ago

      *snickers* Trying to raise my score too >>'

      I fail at this game

    • Enosh

      12 years ago

      Go Bears!

    • Red_Uncle

      12 years ago

      "Wow... sucks to be you."

    • BobLablaw

      12 years ago

      oh yeah I forgot about that. haven't wached that show since it went off air.

    • BobLablaw

      12 years ago

      Thanks, my name comes from some one my mom met just after he had a stroke. Everyone thought he was saying "Blah Blah Blah." And a friend of mine met a different person with the same name in Oregon. Weird.

    • Red_Uncle

      12 years ago

      XD

    • Red_Uncle

      12 years ago

      You're hilarious, you know that?

    • zbegner000

      12 years ago

      WEll I had some mod points and I thought `What could i do with them` then i saw you buddy, comsider it a gift my fear and loathing buddy.

    • Dual45s

      12 years ago

      Hey dude, Ted Nugent's show is Spirit of the Wild on the Outdoor Channel. Crazy shit.

    • asogg

      12 years ago

      congats on being FU

    • SamySalti

      12 years ago

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    • pryOrity

      12 years ago

      are you majoring in Chemistry?

    • darius

      12 years ago

      Congrats!!!

    • Shugo27

      12 years ago

      congrats dude!

    • dzing

      12 years ago

      Congratulations on being on today's news page!

    • Dual45s

      12 years ago

      Ha ha, well done, sir.

    • Ragsman85

      12 years ago

      congrats on the FUness!!!

      rags

    • jamielboyd

      12 years ago

      Congrats FU!

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    • 1027duck

      12 years ago

      Fuck Yeah! smiley0.gif

    • Gishe

      12 years ago

      Feature'd.

    • BillyMac

      12 years ago

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      Bears Kick Ass!

    • slipknot404

      13 years ago

      billy mac fuck yeah

    • Enosh

      13 years ago

      So how often do you actually play CoD2 and Madden on Xboxlive anyway?

    • Jonus

      13 years ago

      any time

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