Billy_Mays

Male
from Placerville, CA

  • Activity

    • 6 years ago

      Billy_Mays

      This man is a genius!
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    • Important Questions

      6 years ago

      Billy_Mays

      Why does my body odor smell like a permanent marker? Does this mean that my arm pits can get people slightly high? There are just so many things I am unsure of!

    • Sad Start to 2013

      6 years ago

      Billy_Mays

      I am not really looking forward to THQ being picked apart by vultures as it slowly dies. Pretty much anyone with a full enough wallet and half a brain are looking to buy assets from the bidding. I am pretty sure that a lot of the big name publishers will be trying to kill each other over Volition and the Saints Row IP.

      On the bright start, I guess smaller and retired IPs, such as Homeworld and Red Faction, could gain traction by being in the hands of enthusiastic developers and publishers.

    • 6 years ago

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    • This Just In

      6 years ago

      Billy_Mays

      I also got this Australian care package from @coolcaiti for the secret snowman exchange. However, I still have to check the candies for razor blades. :P

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      Thanks once again! smiley13.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Under the Rock

      6 years ago

      Billy_Mays

      It's been a long time since I have written a journal on Rooster Teeth. To be fair, not much has actually happened. I went to Disneyland shortly after Christmas and I haven't really been home that much since I got back from Anaheim. I was also waiting to get a chance to hang and take a picture of my Rooster Speak Secret Snowman gift before I made this journal, so here it is in grainy, iPhone 4 camera quality!

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      The biggest thanks and hugs go out to @coolcaiti for sending me the Achievement Hunter Boy Band Poster signed by the sexy six. It is my very first piece of Rooster Teeth merchandise and it is definitely a memorable one. <4

    • Awesome Birthday Weekend

      6 years ago

      Billy_Mays

      It all started on a very rainy Friday morning when I was going to take my cousin to a counselor appointment when I discovered that my car battery had died. Fortunately, AAA was able to arrive at my house quickly and jump my car. Since I had to keep the car running, I decided to go to Best Buy to replace my mouse for it kept disconnecting and I had the "no questions asked" warranty on it. The drive itself could have been better. It was so rainy that the water was nearly blinding on the highway and it was difficult to very difficult to see around me. Also, there was a prick who didn't have their headlights on. I arrived at Best Buy about a half hour before they opened. I turned off my car and, to my surprise, my battery died again.

      After waiting in a freezing car until Best Buy opened (it was better than being cold and wet outside) I went in to take care of my business, but they did not have the same model in stock. I settled for a Razer Naga, which is alright, but it feels a bit too small and uncomfortable at the moment. Then again, I guess it is my fault for expecting Best Buy to have more than one model of gaming mice in stock. After waiting another hour in Best Buy, my dad came to jump the car and we got the battery replaced.

      When I got home around noon, I tried installing the software for the mouse, but that caused my system to become unstable due to my solid state drive acting up again. That's when I lost all of my recent data, including all of the progress I had for my film assignments.
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      With that being said, the filming for the machinima project has been put on hold for right now. I am trying to get the project changed (we were given four options) and I highly doubt I will be able to do the entire thing again, from pre-production to post-production, in less than a week.

      Since then, I have been trying to get everything back up and running in between naps I have been taking because I had to take a break from life. With that, I would like to share with you guys some of the dreams I have been having with day of being a lazy, depressed fuck.

      1) I was working with Rooster Teeth and they decided to have a live stream podcast in my dad's backyard. Gavin kept fucking around with the porch swing and Joe the Cat had three heads.

      2) I was making out with a high school crush, but my brain was too conservative at the moment to give me anything else. Way to blue ball me, brain!

      3) There was a physical manifestation of Rooster Speak. Those who frequent the Team Speak server were all in the same room talking about the same things we normally do. @Sibwarra208 tasted like Microsoft Paint.

      I hope everyone else has been having a better weekend than I have. To make things a bit more cheery, I am now going to watch Schindler's List for a school assignment. You know, the happiest movie of all time?

    • Film Project Update

      6 years ago

      Billy_Mays

      I'll be renting a server and uploading a map in Minecraft for the filming of my project. The shooting will begin on Tuesday at 4 PM PST. I'll need quite a few people on hand, including those who have commented earlier on the first journal. Also, it may have to continue over the course of a couple of days (Wednesday and Thursday). Let me know if you are interested ahead of time or meet me on Rooster Speak before that time. Remember that you'll need the PC version of Minecraft.

    • And now...

      6 years ago

      Billy_Mays

      .. I play the waiting game.

      Operation: Silky Smoothness is go!

  • Comments (70)

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      6 years ago

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      THE WALL OF SHAME

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        6 years ago

        I'll go find Chris and Kerry.

      • Billy_Mays

        6 years ago

        My god.. We must destroy these in the fires of Mount Doom.

    • Linh

      6 years ago

      I hope you can see this vid. It's a tiny taste to what I saw that night. My fav is Shannon the one with the tattoo on the (I think) left shoulders. Mr sexy giant

      Manpower Australia.. sexy, sexy bods

    • manofchance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Thanks so much for the jontron jacque shirt! smiley0.gif

      • Billy_Mays

        6 years ago

        No problem. I hope it serves you well!

    • Myshu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold chupariffic

      6 years ago

      Special delivery!
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      • Myshu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold chupariffic

        6 years ago

        Glad you like him!

      • Billy_Mays

        6 years ago

        Oh my god I love it so damn much! Thank you! smiley0.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gif

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

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    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      Hysterical yet NSFW tumblr you'd like.

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        7 years ago

        BUT JOHN GOODMAN.

      • Billy_Mays

        7 years ago

        It is funny, but also a bit too disturbing for my taste.

        Post edited 7/15/12 9:39PM

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

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      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        7 years ago

        Hi diddly ho neighborino.

      • Billy_Mays

        7 years ago

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      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        7 years ago

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      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        7 years ago

        NOOOOOO.

        Alright, hold on.

      • Billy_Mays

        7 years ago

        All I see is an image that says No "Deeplinking please!"

      • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

        7 years ago

        You were mentioning how Heavy should be in everything.

        Now he is. Heavy rain.

      • Billy_Mays

        7 years ago

        ?

    • James Volume III

      7 years ago

      A Thousand Miles started playing at my dentist's office and all I could think of was Legion and you. Thanks for that.

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      DJANGO UNCHAINED

    • Nester82 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey Billy, just so you know, Minecraft is 100 percent complete! Curse you for getting me into Minecraft for the achievements but its been fun none the less.

    • Shawnee AgentWashFTW

      7 years ago

      Sorry it took so long.

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    • Shawnee AgentWashFTW

      7 years ago

      Due to my tablet being...disagreeable, I drew it on paper for now and I will give you the proper, coloured version when it stops being a bitch.

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    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      That's so Reagan great.

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

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    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=crgEIhI3y_o&list=...

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

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    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      Every part of my brain hurts.

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      His name was Marauder Shields.

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

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    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

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    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      Spoilers.

    • bdoomed No idea

      7 years ago

      I know not why we were not already friends.

    • Patrick

      7 years ago

      I'm adding you...

      • Billy_Mays

        7 years ago

        Dun dun duuuuun!!! O.o

    • Linh

      7 years ago

      Im confused by your journal comment. Is it missing a word or two? Can you go back and re read what you wrote please

    • Myshu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold chupariffic

      7 years ago

      Special deliv--who's playing reveille?
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      Holy charging smokes.
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      • Myshu FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold chupariffic

        7 years ago

        Glad you like 'em! XD

      • Billy_Mays

        7 years ago

        OH MY GOD! It is so amazing!

    • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PM

      7 years ago

      Sup fellow Brandon! Merry Christmas! Hope ya have a good time!

      • Billy_Mays

        7 years ago

        You have a good one too! Remember; Jesus lost his life in Iraq so that you may enjoy this day!

    • Kempob

      7 years ago

      Billy_Mays. How's it going?

      • Billy_Mays

        7 years ago

        Disneyland; and a lot of it.

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Remember how you complained to me about Batman being able to kick thugs in the balls in Arkham City a while back?
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      Checkmate.

    • Kempob

      7 years ago

      RoosterSpeak is pretty awesome. It was cool to meet you.

    • Dame

      7 years ago

      Helloooooooooooooooooo fellow northern Californian smiley7.gif


      (psssst secret Halloween party at Warpek's house!)

      Post edited 10/19/11 1:03AM

    • Strutter

      7 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

    • Linh

      8 years ago

      Double post!!!! smiley13.gif

      Post edited 9/14/11 11:14PM

    • Linh

      8 years ago

      You are most welcome smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      8 years ago

      Dude, I love the Patrick picture on your profile. That's just hilarious. And true...

    • ChunkyDunk

      8 years ago

      Hello there! Do I get a free set of steak knives with my alert? :P

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Sorry about dropping out on TeamSpeak, my laptop crashed. I'm using my netbook now but this thing's a hunk of junk and the TS program on it doesn't work.
      Sorry dude!
      Keep a chin up though! smiley8.gif

    • Billy_Mays

      8 years ago

      you're a double? i don't understand your comment on my journal


      Because people were saying that they were single, so I said I was a double! Get it? smiley12.gif

    • Linh

      8 years ago

      you're a double? i don't understand your comment on my journal

    • CptnOmally

      8 years ago

      Hey Brandon your account name reminds me of a south park episode I saw 2 days ago how was this not taken?

    • Billy_Mays

      8 years ago

      I'm blown away that this account wasn't reserved earlier.


      I am as well!

    • indiefaerie

      8 years ago

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    • Billy_Mays

      8 years ago

      You may enjoy this


      I love it!

    • Sibwarra208 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold DovahTubs

      8 years ago

      You may enjoy this


      Post edited 8/09/11 2:28PM

    • LepraSaun

      8 years ago

      This seemed appropriate
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