Well after today and going around to a wide variety of people, it's painfully obvious that people wouldn't know true pimp greatness from a hole in the ground. I'm talking about the man, the myth, and the living legend of today....Christopher Walken. Most people say that they don't know who this great man is, but let me tell you something.....you fucking know who he is!!!! He's played in so many movies, shows, interviews, and even music videos that there's no friggin way anyone can not say that they don't know who he is. When compared to that rat bastard hack of a man Chuck Norris, people are always picking Chuck. I think it's because they're too much of a pansy to face facts or that they're too afraid that Chuck will roundhouse kick them into oblivion. With that said, I give you the first of what will be many sets of 20 Christopher Walken facts that I myself came up with.....and it all starts here on my RvB profile. Soon I hope that one day the world will know of the greatness....nay....the sheer pimpness...no....the godliness that is the man Christopher Walken!
1) Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick Christopher Walken and failed miserably since Christopher Walken told Chuck's roundhouse to "Forget about it".
2) Christopher Walken can sing the alphabet of all known languages in one song together in the same verse and place each letter of every alphabet of all languages in perfect place and order while singing.
3) It was said that the Christopher Walken campaign for presidency was just a hoax, but what really happened was that Christopher Walken was campaigning for the President of the World, not the United States. Most countries gladly accepted to turn over their governments to him, but the French are still being stubborn.
4) Christopher Walken is a god in training so that when he dies, he'll be able to give God the summer off to enjoy himself each year without worry.
5) Weapon of Choice showed why Christopher Walken is the perfect weapon through his own style of martial arts mixed with tap dancing known as Tae Walk En. Only a trained master of the style could see the very fast striking movements amongst his tap dancing.
6) There are only 3 masters of Tae Walk En. Charlie Chaplin and Christopher Walken. Charlie Chaplin was taught the style by Christopher Walken when Christopher was only 3, and Christopher mastered the style twice since he was bored one day.
7) If you look very closely, during the transformation to any form of Super Saiyan, Goku tries to go into what is known as Walken Saiyan in a very extreme flash, but fails miserably each time and ends up with blonde hair and blue eyes rather than white hair and blue eyes. If Goku ever turned Walken Saiyan, he'd have enough power to destroy all dimensions just by sneezing.
8) The film Dead Zone was actually a small biography of when Christopher Walken turned 10 and woke up one day with psychic powers and stopped a nuclear holocaust from a woman named Betsy Harmon who would of been the first female U.S. President and turn the Vietnam War into armageddon each month for a week until each country would be void of life.
9) The original script to A View to Kill would see Christopher Walken kill James Bond. Though it was considered an honorable way for James Bond to die, Christopher Walken said "Forget about it" and spared James Bond's life. Roger Moore was so tramatized and thankful that he spared his life, that this would be his final film as James Bond and wish to make the best of his life after his brush with death.
10) There were no special effects during the kiss that Christopher Walken gave to Michelle Phieffer during Batman Returns. Everytime Christopher Walken kisses a woman, electricity shoots from his mouth and body.
11) It is true that Chuck Norris fears no man.....but Christopher Walken is no man, but a god in training. Thus Chuck Norris fears Christopher Walken.
12) Pluto is no longer a planet because Christopher Walken has bought the rights and the deed to it. It's new proper title is now "Walken Summer Resort and Spa".
13) The only reason we have not found Bin Laden is because Christopher Walken told the President "Forget about it, not important". Bin Laden heard this and went into his cave to cry and spend his life in solitude wishing he were important.
14) Christopher Walken invented Friday.
15) Christopher Walken created a technique to make women have 25 orgasms one after the other just by licking his lips in a certain way. He has since taught Hugh Hefner, John Kennedy, Fabio, Ralph Macchio, and Andy Griffith the technique so far.
16) Christopher Walken really did make a remote to control everything in life. He has used it so far to make the Renaissance, make Kennedy president, franchise Taco Bell, end the crappy entertainment value of the 80s music, tv sitcoms, and pop culture lifestyle, create Nintendo, make Clinton president, invent a better system than the metric system, cause the industrial revolution, make Lincoln president, create Playstation, cause the birth of Betty Page, make the 70s a great decade, invent the wheel, and create Microsoft amongst many things in history.
17) Roses are red and violets are blue because Christopher Walken deems them to be that way.
18) Christopher Walken simplified the theory of life to a simple yes or no question.
19) Christopher Walken has counted to infinity forward and backwards.
20) Drugs don't do Christopher Walken.
Hopefully this will help out to show people to respect his greatness.
"Forget about it...."
by Alex "Sanctuary Remix" Hall