BloodLover

Female
from the shadows

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    • Moving on

      9 years ago

      BloodLover

      Well guys i think im gonna delete my account here on RvB cuz im hardly ever on here anymore
      So i wld like to say bye 2 everyone and i wish the best in life for u all.

      If u want u can add me on myspace or facebook.

    • Have you ever....

      11 years ago

      BloodLover

      Answer with D for duh
      and N for Nope

      [_]go out with me?
      [_]give me your number?
      [_] kiss me?
      [_] let me kiss you?
      [_] watch a movie with me?
      [_]let me take you out to dinner?
      [_]let me drive you somewhere
      [_] take a shower with me?
      [_] be my bf/gf?
      [_] have a fling with me?
      [_] let me buy you a drink?
      [_] take me home for the night?
      [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
      [_] give me a piggyback ride?
      [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
      [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
      [_] lick my cheek?
      [_] dance with me?
      [_] let me make you breakfast?
      [_] help me with homework?
      [_] tickle me to death?
      [_] let me tickle you?
      [_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
      [_] play strip poker with me?
      [_] say yes if i asked you out?
      [_] get wasted with me?
      [_] instant message me?
      [_] greet me in public?
      [_] hang out with me?
      [_] bring me around your friends?

      D0 Y0U...
      [_] think im cute?
      [_] think im hot?
      [_] want to kiss me?
      [_] want to cuddle wit me?
      [_] want to hook up with me?

      ARE WE...
      [_] aquintences?
      [_] friends?
      [_] in a relationship?
      [_] gonna have kids?

      AM i...
      [_] smart?
      [_] cute?
      [_] funny?
      [_] cool?
      [_] loveable?
      [_] adorable?
      [_] compassionate?
      [_]annoying?
      [_] great to be with?
      [_] attractive?
      [_] mean?
      [_] odd?

      HAVE Y0U EVER...
      [_] thought about me?
      [_] thought there might be an "us"?
      [_] thought about hookin up with me?
      [_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
      [_] wished i were there?
      [_] grabbed me?
      [_] had a crush on me?
      [_] idolized me?
      [_] wanted my number?
      [_] had a dream about me?
      [_] been distracted by me?
      [_] wanted to have sex with me?

      ARE Y0U...
      [_] happy you know me?
      [_] mad at me?
      [_] thinkin bout me?
      [_] going to repost this so that i will return the favor

    • How To Shower Like a Woman!!!!

      11 years ago

      BloodLover

      How To Shower Like a Woman:

      Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

      Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

      If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

      Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

      Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

      Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

      Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

      Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.

      Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

      Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

      Rinse conditioner off hair.

      Shave armpits and legs.

      Turn off shower.

      Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

      Spray mold spots with Tilex.

      Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.

      Dry with towel the size of a small country.

      Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

      Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

      If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.


      How To Shower Like a Man:

      Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

      Walk naked to the bathroom.

      If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.

      Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

      Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.

      Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

      Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

      Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

      Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

      Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

      Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

      Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.

      Dry off forearms and butt only.

      Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

      Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.

      Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

      Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

      If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.

      Throw wet towel on bed.

      If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (17)

    • heaveyarms

      9 years ago

      how have u been. i havent in on in like ever lol.

    • emo_hunter

      9 years ago

      Heya there sunshine, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! So how did your day go for you? :)

    • Sephiroth0

      10 years ago

      Thank you.

    • messenjah

      10 years ago

      small price to pay

    • messenjah

      10 years ago

      the sun
      and extensive periods exposed to it

      Post edited 6/29/09 5:39PM

    • Sephiroth0

      10 years ago

      That means next time, I might have to do something.

    • Sephiroth0

      10 years ago

      You're forgiven......for now smiley11.gifsmiley10.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley13.gif

    • Sephiroth0

      10 years ago

      Oh sure just keep rubbing it in why don't cha. :p

    • Sephiroth0

      10 years ago

      Hey a pool's a pool no matter who's pool it is.

    • Sephiroth0

      10 years ago

      Just been working and playing games with friends. I'm jealous though cause I don't have a pool to swim in. smiley2.gif

    • Sephiroth0

      10 years ago

      So what have you been up to lately? Are you having any summer fun yet?

    • Sephiroth0

      10 years ago

      I've been good. How are you doing?

    • Sephiroth0

      10 years ago

      You're welcome. smiley13.gif

    • humbledone

      10 years ago

      Cool, have a good night.

    • humbledone

      10 years ago

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurell_K._Hamilton

      I misspelled her first name. Here is a link to wiki's page on her. I currently collect the graphic novels that are based on her Antia Blake Vampire series.

    • humbledone

      10 years ago

      That is good, and no problem, jobless that sucks.

      I was wondering if you read any Laura K. Hamilton books. Have i asked you before?

    • humbledone

      10 years ago

      Nothing much just chillin. How have you been?

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