Blood_Asp

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  • Activity

    • HOLY BALLS

      11 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS

      I don't really know what I'm doing here, I just wanted you all to know that I'm back. You can all let out your collectively held breaths.

    • Jack Thompson is an Asshole

      11 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      Today, a blog member of the gaming community known as GamerDad survived a quadruple bypass surgery to survive a pulmonary embolism. He also urged his fellow gamers to take up healthier habits with their gaming. Of course, video-gaming's favorite antichrist, Jack Thompson, decided to make this kind remark regarding GamerDad's recovery.

      Jack Thompson Says:
      September 19th, 2007 at 6:30 am

      Glad to see that Gamer Dad a) is doing better, which I wished him immediaely and b) that he has figured out, as I suggested, that exercise might be a good idea, along with less inert game playing.

      I was exorcised for the latter suggestion, and now Gamer Dad is saying the same thing.

      Once again, I am right on the money. This never gets old kids. You’ll find as you get beyond being know-nothing kids that the world starts to make sense as you actually live life.

      Best wishes to Gamer Dad. Put down the controller and get some fresh air, dude, and shoot baskets instead of virtual cops. Jack Thompson

      GP: Nice to have all the answers, eh? Maybe you can focus on your own career next…


      Is this the real Jack? Judging from the snideness of the comment, I'd figure so. Leave it to the asshole to twist some kind advice into campaign propaganda. I hope you're proud of yourself, wherever you are.

    • Reverie / Harlequin Forest

      11 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      Written and preformed by Opeth

      Into the trees, past meadow grounds
      And further away from my home
      Baying behind me, I hear the hounds
      Flocks chasing to find me alone

      A trail of sickness, leading to me
      If I am haunted, then you will see

      Searching the darkness, and emptiness
      I'm hiding away from the sun
      We'll never rest, never be at ease
      All my matters expire, so I run

      A trail of sickness, leading to me
      If I am haunted, then you will see

      There falls another
      Insane regrets at the drop
      Instruments of death before me

      Lose all to save a little
      And your pain is justified
      And you face your demons as death becomes a jest
      You are the laughingstock
      Of the absent-minded
      Confession stuck in your mouth
      Now your demons reappear

      Nocturnally helpless, weak in the light
      Depending on a prayer
      Facing deserted roads to find
      A seed of hope

      They are
      The Trees
      Rotten pulp inside, and never well
      Roots are sucking, thieving from my source
      Tired boughs
      Reaching for the light

      It's all false pretension
      Harlequin Forest
      A way to redemption for a lifetime
      Lest they die low
      But no-one bothers finding them from here

      Stark determination
      Poison in the soil
      Unfettered beast inside
      Lament suffering controls

      And now the woods are burning
      Tearing life clots asunder
      Useless blackened remains
      Stirred by the smothering

    • Born of a Broken Man

      11 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      Written and preformed by Rage Against the Machine

      My fears hunt me down
      Capturing my memories
      The frontier of loss
      They try to escape across the street where
      Jesus stripped bare
      And raped the spirit he was supposed to nurture
      In the name of my
      In the name of my

      Born of a broken man
      But not a broken man
      Born of a broken man
      Never a broken man

      Like autumn leaves
      His sense fell from him
      An empty glass of himself
      Shattered somewhere within
      His thoughts like a hundred moths
      Trapped in a lampshade
      Somewhere within
      Their wings banging and burning
      On through endless nights
      Forever awake he lies shaking and starving
      Praying for someone to turn off the light

      Born of a broken man
      Never a broken man
      Born of a broken man
      But not a broken man

      My fears hunt me down
      Capturing my memories
      The frontier of loss
      They try to escape across the street where
      Jesus stripped bare
      And raped the spirit he was supposed to nurture
      In the name of my
      In the name of my

      Born of a broken man
      But not a broken man
      Born of a broken man
      Never a broken man

    • Snape Dies

      11 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      I lol'd.

    • BIOSHOCK = WINNAR`

      11 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      So, I just picked me up a brand new copy of Bioshock, and while I'm only a little ways into it, it rocks your socks. End of story, no arguing. The. End. Stop reading. Its over.

    • Hooray

      12 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      I have returned to you, loyal subjects. Bask in my glory. Do it. Please.

    • Will be gone for a while.

      12 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      As is custom among my family unit, my two siblings and I are going with my dad to far-off lands that happen to still be in the same country, a little town that's along the border between Ontario and (shudder) Quebec. I will be gone for two weeks, starting right about now. I don't know how you'll manage in my absence. Some of you might not survive the ordeal. But you must persevere and hope that, some day, I will return to you.

      Oh, I'm sure you''ll all have fun without me. Try not to hurt yourself.

    • No more Goddamn Adveritising

      12 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      You cannot spend a day turning on some form of entertainment without hearing someone shout in your ear "We want your money!" I was riding to work today and I hear more commercials for some restaurant twenty times instead of hearing the music I enjoy. Dear radio manager: I like your music, but the fact that people are constantly trying to hypnotize me into buying their products instead of letting me enjoy a couple songs really grinds my nerves. Go die. I can't spend a single day without some greedy corporation with more money than they could possibly need begging, screaming for more of it by taking cash out of my pockets and giving it to them.

      My most specific example is the money-grubbing company of IGN, a personal favorite of gaming sites. Not only do you have to pay them to get the most out of their site, but the place is littered with advertisements for things I do not want or need that serve to do nothing more than waste my time or clog my ailing computer's processor. I look at a video for Mass Effect, but before I can see it I am treated to a commercial about a trendy new car that probably costs more than the average working-class male's yearly salary. I came to look at a game that would be fun to play, not a car that compensates for your lacking body parts.

      This shit is everywhere. I cannot go anywhere or do anything, save sit in my house with the lights off, without being bombarded with messages telling me that I want something. Not only that, but it sickens me to see what some advertisements do. McDonalds is pushing this new "healthy menu" crap like poisonous propaganda - they want to look friendly to health enthusiasts, when in reality this stuff isn't much better than their regular obesity-inducing food. As a co-worker of mine said, advertising is making stupid parents and stupid people. If I want something, I'll look into it, and possibly buy it, instead of being forced to watch and hear annoying, stupid commercials with the intent to hypnotize me into slaving myself to them.

      Am I exaggerating? Possibly. But I just want every greedy corporate asshole out there to stop trying to ram their products down my throat.

    • On a happier note...

      12 years ago

      Blood_Asp

      Beavers make me toast every day. They are my best friends.

  • About Me

  • Comments (55)

    • __Tex__

      12 years ago

      hopefully SH5 won't be a killer

    • PhoDacBiet

      12 years ago

      Indeed. Indeed. I haven't picked up a 360 yet, but Halo 3, Stranglehold, and Ace Combat 6 will be the first games I'm getting.

      I can't wait to blow sh*t up. smiley8.gif

    • sephiroth109

      12 years ago

      i dunno i loved the constructicons
      there the coolest

    • Zchitzo13

      12 years ago

      S.O.A.D.= GOD!!!!

    • OmegaEclipse

      12 years ago

      Agreed. This guy had is own theme music. That's bad ass!

    • squirll000

      12 years ago

      Yeah the newer ones kinda took the storyline in a wierd direction but I still love it, it keeps me guessing whats gonna happen next.

    • Skidmarkman

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the image comment!
      Bad Guys is awesome.
      Bitch I'm a spy.
      ASSHOLE!

    • monheadman

      12 years ago

      I believe that the creater if the "online religion" named it that in the first place... not all too sure but meh, I'll keep calling it that.

    • monheadman

      12 years ago

      The correct word for it is "Flying Spaghetti Monsterism"... not "Pastafarian"

    • diereds

      12 years ago

      Its a great movie, its being released on DVD May 15th.

    • Toolflood

      12 years ago

      Hi Zach, here's another award...I accidently deleated the other one...

      ShinyAwesomeYay_dp.jpg

    • Toolflood

      12 years ago

      Hi Zach, for being a loyal Tool fan, a cool person, the owner of a great profile and awesome pics I award you....

      ShinyAwesomeYay.jpg

    • monheadman

      12 years ago

      Same here...think it was the first one I saw as well

    • Shoot_Here

      12 years ago

      i just realized i was sorta spamming the thread, but thanx for the help, i woulda gone crazy looking for another long sword

    • exniner

      12 years ago

      could you vote for me. ....vote here: rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=102957

    • fluffsman

      12 years ago

      you understand me

    • crazylilviet

      12 years ago

      It'll come back.

      It has to come back!

    • CyrusCheever

      12 years ago

      thanks for the comment. i just don't care much for huge boobs is all.

    • Hamster_Boy

      12 years ago

      His head looks like an over inflated balloon!!!

    • TheAlbacor

      12 years ago

      Definitely.

    • synjfreak

      12 years ago

      especially if you severely under-produce stupid sony

    • mdfq3

      12 years ago

      true indeed

    • exniner

      12 years ago

      Check out my journal

    • breJ

      12 years ago

      thank you!

    • deathhappens

      12 years ago

      war never ends up good

    • Halo003

      12 years ago

      okay

    • Halo003

      12 years ago

      yes, why, more propoganda

    • Flub

      12 years ago

      could you please neg mod me

    • kingdomhrt2

      12 years ago

      I no u , you handed me the milk this morning.

    • exniner

      12 years ago

      new cards.

    • exniner

      12 years ago

      check out my new cards i made....

    • mdfq3

      12 years ago

      interested in 15 mods, see my contest

    • RIRed121188

      13 years ago

      What did you mean by you wish you didn't get it?

    • Tedizlord

      13 years ago

      isnt it?

    • MichaelAW15

      13 years ago

      your not that bad artisticly.

    • PhoDacBiet

      13 years ago

      Lovely pictures, huh? I got them from the official website, under the wallpaper section:

      http://jade.bioware.com/gallery/

      Enjoy!

    • Energiser FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Yay, another Freespace fan.

    • MichaelAW15

      13 years ago

      I have thing to say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • LightFire

      13 years ago

      RAWR!!
      BloodAsp.jpg

      Look it's you ^_^!

    • Will2Live

      13 years ago

      Those were infact real quotes. lol.

    • armyboots

      13 years ago

      I look forward to killing all of you soon.

      Also, I look forward to killing you right now.


      *Pulls out a katana*

    • Reb0rn

      13 years ago

      yeah i know i watched it like twenty times.

    • muddslide109

      13 years ago

      How does one drink a person? Is there a blender involved? If so, what is a polar bear doing with a blender?

    • TheAlbacor

      13 years ago

      It had a very similar effect on me the first time I saw it too.

    • goatman93

      13 years ago

      Yep, you can download the season finale part one here for 2.00 USD.

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      could you vote for me here twice please.

      Thanks smiley0.gif

    • Pennywise276

      13 years ago

      well anyway, i posted some mage knight pics if you wanna see em

    • Pennywise276

      13 years ago

      aw... I must have pissed you off... I'm not your freind anymore?
      What did i do this time...

    • RadIOFool

      13 years ago

      Or maybe perhaps it's like a gang sign "Martian Bloods byatch, remember that!" *zapping sound*

    • donutisgay

      13 years ago

      i have a 17 mod contest in my journal

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