Bollux

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from Farmington, ME

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    • Eddie Izzard

      12 years ago

      Bollux

      Is the best comedian ever. Just ask most of the other famous comedians around the world, Robin Willians is notable for saying "He's the best, and he's a comedian's comedian." There is nothing funnier than an english transvestite with a hatred for the French and a severe case of techno-joy!
      Seriously, check him out.
      Not in the gay way.

    • Religion

      12 years ago

      Bollux

      I hate stupid people. Like, a lot. There are people who say they'll believe in God once someone proves he exists. Anyone who believes that should be shot on sight. Human beings that stupid don't deserve to reproduce. If God was proven, then everyone would be undeniably christian. Everyone would go to heaven. The entire meaning of life is to have free will and the ability to choose God or not. It's the chance to live life honorably whether there is a heaven or not. I don't believe God interferes on earth at all. People turn away from religion because someone in their family died and they wondered "where was God?" He was in heaven, feeling sorry for your loss, but he didn't kill your grandmother. He also will never save your grandmother, because then he would have to save everyone who was ever wronged, he would take the blame for everything that ever happened, and we would lose the ability to control our own lives. God will never prove his existance because Life would lose its meaning. On a personal note, I don't believe in Hell. I think the church made it up to scare people into religion. Everyone goes to heaven, but that should never stop you from being a kind, honest person. I also believe you are not conscious of being in heaven. It's like sleeping: You are aware of time passing, your are comfortable, and you dream. All comments are welcome. Mods will be given to smart people.

    • Wow

      12 years ago

      Bollux

      The Ian Anderson concert blew me away! It was so freaking awesome. The guitar player was really good; he did the music justice and then some. The concert was great all the way through, and then the last song wass night in Budapest, and it was the greatest thing I've ever seen, done, or eaten. Then after 5 minutes of standing ovation, he came back on to do Locomotive Breath, and I almost died of awesome overdose.

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    • Ian Anderson concert tonight!!!

      12 years ago

      Bollux

      Jethro Tull was a great band, and it's all thanks to Ian. From genious lyrics to high energy, one-legged electric flute solos, this concert is going to rock!

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    • gone with the blastwave

      12 years ago

      Bollux

      www.blastwavecomic.com
      check it out, it's fucking hilarious!

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    • arrg! (rip out hair)

      12 years ago

      Bollux

      Things that annoy me:
      1. People who spell things wrong on purpose. (gunz)
      2. People who put their name at the end of a post. (we already know who the hell you are!)
      3. Myself. If I was not me, I wouldn't be my friend
      4. Hippies. Don't ask.
      5. People who say "cool" but don't mod you. Bastards.
      6. Lists.

    • Mmmm…

      12 years ago

      Bollux

      Wow, I really like poppy seed muffins. Like, a lot. At my friend's camp, that's all I had for breakfast for 2 days. Post if you agree.

    • Sad but true

      12 years ago

      Bollux

      I get more messages on this site every day than I get emails in a week. Am I obsessed with RvB?
      …Nah!

    • The future…

      13 years ago

      Bollux

      A couple of my friends and I are trying to become pirates. After graduation, we'll take a year off, split the cost of a good sized sailboat, and deck it out with the usual pirate garb. To avoid the obvious legal issues, we'll simply sail up and politely ask people for money. If it could actually work…
      Man, it would be the best life ever!

    • Just a little something…

      13 years ago

      Bollux

      Here's part of a story i'm writing. Tell me what you think.

      A howl shattered the silence. Iseah looked up into the darkening sky. A full moon bathed the clearing in light, as the sun turned the horizon a brilliant red. Another cry rose to answer the first, and a chill ran up his spine. He narrowed his eyes and curled his lip. Earlier in the day, he would have dismissed the cries as mere distractions. Now, however, he was open to more possibilities. Vampires were one thing, but what about werewolves?
      Something moved on the edge of the clearing, and Iseah shifted his position and grabbed a large stick that was lying on the ground. It was barely light enough to make out the shape of his pursuer, and he suspected his attacker could barely see him. A growl broke the tension of the night, and at that moment Iseah’s eyes snapped into focus. The night lit up as if it were day, and the ominous shape of a wolf bore down on him. This new advantage in assistance, he swung the branch, clubbing the creature soundly on the jaw. There was a bone shattering crunch (literally) as its jaw unhinged, and the lifeless form of the werewolf slumped to the ground, dead.

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