BooBerry

Male
from Carrboro, NC

  • Activity

    • NASA's smart

      10 years ago

      BooBerry

      What do you do if a astronaut goes crazy in one of the 1.7 billion dollar space shuttles, or the 35 billion international space station? N.A.S.A. policy simply says: use $2.75 worth of duct tape.

    • heres how it goes

      10 years ago

      BooBerry

      alright i need a date for Jr. Ring ball. its an awesome time everything will be covered all i need is a female figure that is not afraid to be around the manliest men that Vermont has to offer (snicker) its a long weekend of getting drunk partying and dancing.

      any takers?

    • quick update

      10 years ago

      BooBerry

      nothing really to say other than my poll got rid of that banner (yay! (okay im sure RvB knew nothing of it (even then it was a draw)))

      but yeah how bout this lets make a story one line at a time ill start you continue

      Fred was sitting there with his fishing pole in hand, bobber in the water, just enjoying the day...

    • uggg

      10 years ago

      BooBerry

      is it just me, i cant stand the banner on RvB with the boner. uggg rooster teeth please, yes the comic is funny but we don't need to see a raging boner every time we visit the site!

    • *sob*

      11 years ago

      BooBerry

      i deleted a bunch of my pictures, boohoo.


      so, what should i add now?

    • i was gay for 2 months and i didnt know

      11 years ago

      BooBerry

      Well as much as i don't like this and how it makes me mad, i do have to say it is really funny.

      well one day i was looking through facebook and found my neighbors page, and thought oh well it wouldn't be that bad to add them as a friend, little did i know it would be.

      well i was talking to my mom over the phone yesterday when for some reason she brought up seeing a psychiatrist for my sexual preference

      "wait, What?" i asked

      "well remember when you friend requested Debbi? well she pointed out something on your page that i think is troubling you right now." my mother replied

      "what are you talking about?"

      "your facebook page said that your were interested in guys..."

      "WHAT? No! no no no mom," i then franticly loaded up my profile page, "mom im not gay, thats just a prank that some on my friends would pull when ever i left, my computer open"

      i cant really remember the rest of the conversation but as i was talking i was checking my profile, and it was fine, no one had messed with it. come to think of it no one has messed with my profile in quite a while... oh shit.


      yes, yes that means that my mother believed that i was gay for probably over 2 months. as much as i hate it i do have to say kudos to who ever the hell did it, probably you Presseau, but it was indeed hilarious.

    • w007

      11 years ago

      BooBerry

      awesome, i just found an extra 323k scattered throughout my guild wars accounts giving me the total of 729,056 gold, thats a great bowl of w00ties right there...

      gw544.jpg

      yeah sorry iv been binging on guild wars for the past few days, i had to post this...


      have you had your w00ties today?

    • do tell me...

      11 years ago

      BooBerry

      give me one reason why i should check out your profile....

    • camra phones

      11 years ago

      BooBerry

      I got picked for jury duty a few months ago. I had to call in the night before and listen to a recording to see if my juror number was chosen. At the end of the recording it was explained that you can not bring cell phones with cameras into the building so please leave them at home or in your car. The next day I drove to the court house and parked in the parking garage. When I got to the elevator there was a sign above the button explaining that camera phones are not allowed in the building. There was also a recording playing from a speaker right above me letting me know that camera phones are not allowed in the building. As I approached the front entrance I noticed that there were signs taped to the inside of all 10 glass doors and each wing of the revolving door. When I got close enough to read them I found out that camera phones are not allowed in the building. When I got into the lobby there was a sign with a big arrow on it showing me where to line up to go through the security check and it also informed me that camera phones are not allowed in the building. I got in the back of a line of about 15 people. After a few minutes I made it about halfway down the hallway and came to a stop next to a 3 foot tall sign that let everyone know that camera phones are not allowed in the building. As I got closer to the front I could now see the other people going through the security check. I watched a woman put her bag on the conveyor belt and then step through the metal detector that had a sign on it letting her know that camera phones are not allowed in the building. When she went to get her belongings on the other side of the x-ray machine she seemed to get into an argument with the security personnel. After a few minutes she stormed back down the hallway towards us yelling loudly “Camera phones are not allowed in the building! If you have one with you, just go back to your car right now because they sure won’t let you in!!â€Â

    • ...

      11 years ago

      BooBerry

      why the fuck am i always used?

  • Comments (249)

    • FalcoChick

      10 years ago

      I wish I had pictures of the show, but I didn't really want to bring my camera in should it get outta control.
      Just wait til I get a Ninja =D I gotta find some way to lower it a little bit, though. The one in the pic is only a TTR 125. I can still do around 60 on one of those!

    • FalcoChick

      10 years ago

      Haha thanks! =] It must really have been a while, I've had the Mister for 2 years now.
      I'm guessing you're referring to the dirtbike pic? (unless it somehow hasn't updated) That's really cool that you think so, I wasn't exactly under the impression that that was a hot picture. Sadly, it's not my bike... and as of right now, they are not available for riding. I'm looking into getting a 2008 Ninja 250 at the end of this summer, though.
      And the most brutal shirt ever... was from the most brutal live performance ever.. XD
      I got some really brutal pins too. I'll post a pic soon.
      Thanks for a good self-esteem boost for the day, heh.

    • Shannon9

      10 years ago

      Slow down, I'm scared.
      Guy: No, this is fun.
      Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
      Guy: Then tell me you love me.
      Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
      Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
      Girl hugs him
      Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
      (in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

      If u love any one this much...let them know...before its too late... I love you 4 ever.....and always 2 the end....i cant live without ya.....b-cuz ur my friend..... Send this to 10 ppl in the next 5 min....and....u will get kissed on friday by the love of your life.... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
      However, if u don t send this 2 @ least 10 ppl by at least 12:00 2nite u will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

    • Shannon9

      10 years ago

      Omg I started school again! And thats really it! Lol what about you?

    • Shannon9

      10 years ago

      Ooh my gosh we haven't talked in so long!

    • NUCC

      11 years ago

      you wanna fight, son?

    • Shannon9

      11 years ago

      No why?

    • D_Janissary

      11 years ago

      My oh my, it has been awhile...

      Been up, been down, not much around but okay.

      Yourself?

    • Shannon9

      11 years ago

      lol smiley11.gif

    • Shannon9

      11 years ago

      smiley9.gif

    • Shannon9

      11 years ago

      Thanks I guess...

    • Shannon9

      11 years ago

      Hey

    • Shannon9

      11 years ago

      Hey

    • buterfly101

      11 years ago

      well
      have fun driving
      were are you going?
      well anyways i hope you have fun
      :P
      enjoy yourself

    • buterfly101

      11 years ago

      :)
      nice too meet you
      im not sure if i have watched the prefect storm
      but i definatly know i have heard of it
      and im from australia, near sydney
      so :P

    • wookie_likes

      11 years ago

      arcipello on deiviant art, In Sight of Apocalypse, the title

    • buterfly101

      11 years ago

      pretty much learning as much as they can teach you about the bible
      bible theology they call it
      :)
      hi im jasper

    • jxm

      11 years ago

      i like pie

    • Havoc1

      11 years ago

      Hehe, you're about a week late. What's funny is, when someone posted that in the All Things Military thread, my connection kept crapping out, so I could only see the first minute or so. I launched into a tirade about how inaccurate the set of the video was and how the buildings were all screwed up, etc. I didn't realize what was happening until I checked it again the next day and realized it was a B-boy vid! smiley8.gif

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      gee thanks mister!

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      i'll take stoning, thanks

    • Havoc1

      11 years ago

      The ROK DMZ reminds you of a file you can't find?

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      haha i just turned it off in the settings so i wouldn't get random friend requests.

      please don't burn me up :(

    • Tomatosoup76

      11 years ago

      you named my weiner stan?

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      i like masshole lol

      and i'm sorry to hear you're from there

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      i think they only made a fuss about it in boston

      take THAT! Red Sox fans!!

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      woooow

      thats fucking ridiculous

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      no i did not... i don't frequent news sites though

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      shut down boston? really?

    • Letum

      11 years ago

      It was awhile back when I was there, so maybe Cairo was blown away but I doubt it.

    • Letum

      11 years ago

      six months.

    • Letum

      11 years ago

      its surrounded my a city isn't it? or so iv heard...


      Yeah Cairo goes right up to the area that they have for the Pyramids, like a national park.

    • NUCC

      11 years ago

      Photobucket too, maybe even youtube or others... haha!

    • NUCC

      11 years ago

      less than 3 days!!!!!!

    • TheCC

      11 years ago

      Spanish moss is pretty, but it can be creepy too.

    • DeltaSniper

      11 years ago

      Oh I see. lol

    • caboose11711

      11 years ago

      If you call having someone jump on your standing leg when your running, whilst playing football (soccer) fun, then sure, it was fun :D

    • caboose11711

      11 years ago

      No, the full leg cast was not fun! I didn't bend my leg for an entire month.

    • Jmar

      11 years ago

      Yeah, i just got back indoors after snow blowing my driveway, we only got 2-4 inches today, but the damned snowplows closed up my driveway and before I have to get up early tomorrow to clean it out I figured I would tonight... If it wasn't so damned heavy snow, it wouldn't have been too bad, but then again I guess I'm not that lucky! LOL

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      You are correct in stating that, good sir.

    • NUCC

      11 years ago

      fix your profile info about NU. haha. I fucking hate IT, my internet just got fixed last night.

    • Darknez

      11 years ago

      thankz smiley8.gif

    • MasterSgt60

      11 years ago

      Hey I made a vid on youtube click the link in my journal.

    • bunky66

      11 years ago

      oh i did not know it wuz battlefeild 2, that looks awesome, and i love them sniper rifles theeee.... uuuum m-107 baretta .50 cal's right?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      The undershirt I am wearing is the same camouflage as that of the uniform.

    • tury

      11 years ago

      its worth it

    • NUCC

      11 years ago

      so how was the ball?

    • DeltaSniper

      11 years ago

      Height- fine
      Weight- under by a few pounds. (They haven't told me but I know.)
      age- fine

    • DeltaSniper

      11 years ago

      There is a minimum you have to do...and the whole thing is based on a composite score.

    • mattman366

      11 years ago

      in baghdad i was with the 447th sf

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