BrutalGrunt

Male
from Clifton Park, NY

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    • A quote to live by

      12 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
      - Mahatma Gandhi

    • Warning: Not Intended for Idiots

      12 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      Please excuse me while I vent off for a couple minutes...

      If I were a betting man, I'd say over the past 3 Journal Entries, I've been getting reasonably popular. I have sort of created a "Fan Base", if you will, within the RvB Community. One thing I'd like to say, though, to all my adoring fans that post such gracious replies to me, is this: Think before you reply!

      Look, if you get easy offended by things I may post on my journal, I would advise you to hit that arrow pointing to the left on the top of your browser. Thanks for visiting! I don't really know how to make it any clearer other than to post a gigantic Disclaimer reading:

      WARNING! CONTENTS WITHIN THIS JOURNAL MAY NOT BE INTENDED/SUITABLE FOR PREGNANT WOMEN; GUESTS WITH SPINAL, HEART, OR BACK PROBLEMS; GUESTS WITH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE; GUESTS OF EXCEPTIONAL SIZE; OR FUCKING IDIOTS WHO BITCH AND MOAN OVER RANDOM CRAP

      Bitching and moaning is my job. Frankly, I could give two shits whether you like what I write or not. The more replies directed toward my rantings, the more accomplished I feel towards my goal: to make some people laugh and to piss the others off, respectively. My journals are more directed toward the former than the latter, but any kind of reply gives me satisfaction. My journals are created in sort of a satirical perspective, if you have failed to realize this then I would suggest to you to consider yourself mentally retarded...and get checked out.

    • And Who the Hell are You!?

      12 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      Please excuse me while I vent off for a couple minutes...

      Alright, well it seems as though some people took offense to my last journal entry. So in celebration of the overwhelming response I got from random strangers, I'm going to continue to rant my antics in hopes of hurting some more feelings.

      So the first person to respond to my journal entry was of course someone who drowns their sorrows at the BAR frequently. Why? Well because people like him have nothing better to do than visit random people's profiles. At first instance, I didn't really think much of him, probably just another loser replying with the rest of his posse. But after a second look, I noticed that this is the same damn guy I took off of my friends list a few weeks ago. Yes, I was his friend for a short period of time. I then proceeded to delete him because, well, I didn't like him much.

      So what could drive him to complete and utter hatred towards me? Probably my rejection had something to do with it...but lets move on. I'd first like to talk about how this guy annoys the hell out of me. If you've seen his picture (linked above) and still haven't gone blind from his...ahem...looks, then I congratulate you. This guy looks like some kind of stoned, annorexic, scumbag who hasn't showered in 11 years. Oh, and Colonel Sanders called, he wants his fuckin facial hair back!

      Aside from this guy's stunningly beautiful looks, the rest of his profile is pretty impressive as well. He's got pictures of half-naked men in his images page (why? we can only assume...), his information is filled with random illogical words put together, and his name is fuckin SkunkDoctor. Fuck me sideways with a lunchbox, where did he even come up with the name?
      "Hmm let's see, I'm gonna pick two completely random words to use as my nickname...one will describe how wretched I smell from not taking a shower in 11 fuckin years, and the other will be some kind of occupation I would never fuckin get in a billion lifetimes!"
      Great idea, SkunkDoctor, why not call yourself,
      "ICantEvenFuckingPickANameThatsRemotelyCloseToMakingAnyFuckingSense."

      I love your screen name by the way, nice job picking that name as well: "what you gonna IM me? call my cellie >" First of all, what the fuck does that even mean? Secondly...cellie? Let me give you a little hint here, SuckCocker (whatever the fuck ur name is), only two kinds of people call their cell phone a cellie: girls and fuckin idiots who can't even answer the damn field correctly! God, the fuckin subject asked for your screen name, not an incoherent question followed by some gay-ass remark about their "cellie". And, you know what, I'm not gonna call ur fuckin cellie because, for one thing, I don't want you masturbating to my voice...and for another thing, you don't even list your fuckin cellie number! Jesus Fucking Christ, you're so stupid.

      Oh, and I also can't wait till you and your group of loser friends come over to reply again. I have no doubt that you're gonna come back here again (because you have nothing better to do), read my journal making fun of you, post another stupid comment about it in the BAR(because you're a whiny bitch), and make some lame reply afterwards. Prove me wrong, I dare you. Maybe we can have a party over here! I'll bring the sausage...better yet, I'll leave you guys to deal with the sausage.

    • The Gay BAR

      12 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      Please excuse me while I vent off for a couple minutes...

      So I tried my luck at the bar in the forums over here...Let's just say it didn't go too well. If any of you who read this Journal entry (like anybody reads my journal entries) ever visited the bar for a drink or two then you'll know what I'm talking about. If you havent had the privilege of experiencing such a heart-warming community, then I'll just summarize it for you:

      As you would also probably expect, I expected a nice, warm, welcome from some of the good-hearted RvB Community followed by some intellectual conversions about world events. Or maybe even a little talk about how each other's day went. Oh yes, everybody in a world where we can forget about our troubles in an amiable gathering to talk about, well, anything. Sadly, I was mistaken.

      What I realized is that this bar is not filled with friendly, energetic, people who welcome new faces with open arms. Nooooo, don't let them decieve you. The Bar is in fact filled with little fuckers (for a lack of a better word) who try to do anything to get you out, even if you actually are friendly. The reason for this indecency is that these people have no civilized life outside this very website. They all babble to each other about random shit (and I do mean shit) in an imaginary world where they think they are the rulers when, in reality, everybody else is laughing at them.

      But what might seem to be blatent and intentional crudity, frankly, ended up in just pure entertainment. If you take a step back and listen to these pricks bash others who may have a life, it is actually quite hilarious. In fact I think I might try this experiment again just for sheer amusement...

    • Awards are overrated

      12 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      Please excuse me while I vent off for a couple minutes...

      OK, I've come to the conclusion that the only way you will be able to get Awards or to become Featured is if you are a Sponsor. Yep, that's how they get you. They reward you for giving them money just so that you can (get this...) give them more money! But noooo, I'm not going to fall into the depths of their scheme just to recieve pointless awards or recieving any kind of recognition from random strangers that I would probably never talk to if I really knew them. I'd rather spend my 10 bucks on a 30 pack of some quality Keystone Light and have myself a night.

      So Thank You RT! Thank you for neglecting your dedicated fans who have been with you since the first episode of the first season but refuse to give into your conniving plan because we are too poor to give you one cent of our hard-earned money coming from our minimum-wage job. Maybe you can sponsor me instead!

    • yoooooooooooooooooo

      12 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • bahamas/bermuda!!!!

      12 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      hey i just came back from the greatest vacation of my life...a 7 day cruise to the bahamas and bermuda with my friends! it was amazing...all except for the sunburn i got, oh well. I have a few pics uploaded on rvb but for some reason rvb likes to be gay and says my pics dont exist. hopefully ill be able to solve the problem later

    • Next Stop: Salt Lake City!

      13 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      Hey, I'll be gone for the week to salt lake city! wooo!!! The National Tournament for collegiate volleyball is taking place there and my team is the 2nd seed! wish me luck!

    • To all you Firefox lovers:

      13 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      mywebpages.comcast.net/SupportCD/FirefoxMyths.html

      read that, it made me so excited because I hated Firefox since it came out and it recommended a browser I have already been using for a good 2 years now...Avant

      take that!


      ...wow, i feel like a computer nerd

    • RVB on Xbox live!?

      13 years ago

      BrutalGrunt

      ok, maybe im just very slow...but i just got my xbox 360 last week and tonite i went to recover my gamertag. After spending like an hour downloading all the crap, i decide to look at the demos and trailers. to my surprise, i actually found a rvb trailer! wasnt really a trailer, more of some kind of advertisement for xbox 360 but it was pretty funny anyways. it was a nice surprise.

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  • Comments (37)

    • Nini

      12 years ago

      hi there thought i would stop by and say hi ... hope we can be friends :)

    • Monkey_Derek

      12 years ago

      They are great phones. Except mine keeps calling my boyfriend for no reason..

    • Metallikat

      12 years ago

      aww thankyou =)

      hope you have a nice xmas!

    • Bryy

      12 years ago

      You hope he goes to hell?
      That's a pretty big bag of hatred.

    • Metallikat

      12 years ago

      haha nah they havent! i was going to a concert that night. was really good

    • menu

      12 years ago

      :)

    • menu

      12 years ago

      whos got more awards now?

    • goatman93

      13 years ago

      Meh.

    • Metallikat

      13 years ago

      im good thankyou! im kinda slacking ing my projects but rvb is a major distraction smiley4.gif

    • Metallikat

      13 years ago

      hey howa you??

      xxx

    • Andymatron

      13 years ago

      St.jpg

    • SCherry

      13 years ago

      actually, I have gotten that from everyone for the last 2 weeks.

    • Metallikat

      13 years ago

      thanku for the mods smiley12.gif

    • jucksweet

      13 years ago

      that camo condom makes me laugh every time i see it smiley0.gif

    • Metallikat

      13 years ago

      thankyou veyr much mister smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • murderbylove

      13 years ago

      haha ironicly I found it off of myspace, it was a bulliton.

    • jucksweet

      13 years ago

      "but we made the best out of it" hehehe so i see! :-p

    • murderbylove

      13 years ago

      yeah i hated that about lizards...made it hard to catch them cause their tails just popped right off!

      I love to travel tehe. And theres LOTS of places I havent been to. The whole middle East and Asia. I wanna see the pyramids and all that. : )

    • Metallikat

      13 years ago

      =) thankyou

    • GamerChick05

      13 years ago

      hehe, thank ya so much and happy new year by the way

    • Metallikat

      13 years ago

      thankyou and of course it counts!

    • Metallikat

      13 years ago

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    • murderbylove

      13 years ago

      AHAHHAHA oh wow. I just like died laughing. Yeah, probably, but u know I didnt use either to get sponsorship. He just was nice.

    • murderbylove

      13 years ago

      haha it is indeed because ur cheap. OR you can get sponsored my way and simply have wit and charm enough to have someone give u sponsorship. I just am that broke. But i think u have to a girl for people to care if ur broke. Not sure tho lol

    • murderbylove

      13 years ago

      oh i fail. I fel like such a loser, i always thought the department came first, then city. LOL but ur not ny so i will be taking this back smiley12.gif <-----
      jk ur a fireman even if its not NY. Thats still sweet.

    • murderbylove

      13 years ago

      wait...ur from ny? Meaning ur not just a fireman? Ur NYFD? here this is for u ----> smiley12.gif

    • jucksweet

      13 years ago

      smiley0.gif i was going to comment more but i ran out of time :-P

    • XboXmoXie

      13 years ago

      Hey - on my red vs blue profile I left My adventures in buying an XBOX 360. If you care at all - come by and read. VERY INTERESTING IS MY LIFE.

    • Jangolas

      13 years ago

      you should join my Halo 2 clan llGrunt Squadll we have $hit loads of fun. my gamertag is Jangolas Grunt if you're interested

    • XboXmoXie

      13 years ago

      Hey just wanted to let as many people know that I have found some hidden secret vids on the Red Vs Blue Season 3 DVD and I have posted how to pull them up on my Profile. So if anyone wants to come by and see what they are and how to access them you can by coming to my Profile.

      Look forward to seeing you there.

    • COWkillsGERG

      13 years ago

      why no punk??? its great shit.. except that greenday band.. they suck giant balls

    • TearsofRed

      14 years ago

      thank you

    • NEZeni

      14 years ago

      syphilis

    • menu

      14 years ago

      charlie, your so sexy

    • DoctorLu

      14 years ago

      Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! *hits freshman for not singing louder* Happy Birthday dear Charlie! Happy Birthday to you!

      *Pulls out a box of the fatest Cubans you've ever seen*

    • DoctorLu

      14 years ago

      Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! *hits freshman for not singing louder* Happy Birthday dear Charlie! Happy Birthday to you!

      *Pulls out a box of the fatest Cubans you've ever seen*

    • SargeOA

      14 years ago

      this is hands down the best icon on the entire site

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