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    • Only In America

      14 years ago


      Only in America

      Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

      Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

      Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

      Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

      Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

      Only in we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. "that explains a lot of things"

      Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering


      Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

      Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

      Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

      Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

      Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

      Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

      Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

      Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

      Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

      Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

      Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

      You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

      Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

      Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

      If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

      If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

      why does Christina Aguilera sing songs about independance for women, when she gets waited on hand and foot? and why does she sing about how it's cool for girls to be themselves, but has never stopped these same girls from dressing like her?

      does it make Ashlee Simpson "punk" if she just dyes her hair black and says her music is more "agressive" than her bimbo sister's?

    • Cool...

      14 years ago


      Today I just joined A clan for Joint Operations.
      Its not much buts Its somthing, Its a Russian clan but like I can care less
      Its called Soviet Nation, I bet your all asking if its a communist clan?
      Yes it is but not the Bad side on comunism its the good part, They are have a game type co-op,Which they want to use REAL teamwork and secess in the gaming world.

      Gaming tag:SN-Spetsnaz Soldier

    • Nevermind me...

      14 years ago


      Bands got a good start we have 2 tracks so far.

    • Not Much...

      14 years ago


      Nothing really happened today, except I went to a family members place and took some new pics on a new digital cam.

      *They Are Posted*
      *Plz Leave Comments*

    • nothin

      14 years ago


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    • 3/21/05

      14 years ago


      Not much really happened today,but my bro walk over something that who knows what and his foot was all bloody i mean REALY bloody, and bunch of my friends and me thought we should start a garage band.
      tomarrow we thought we should try it out but we are still lookin for stuff to start our band like Elec. Guiters, BIG speakkers, drums, 2 mics
      with only $300 to spend

      the bands called "HYBRID THEORY"

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