CaptZodiac

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from Venice, Italy - Nowhere, Sweden.

  • Activity

    • Alive!

      9 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      Fuck migrating in December, 05th September has a nice ring to it!

      smiley8.gif

      PS, the titles have been Parabola lyrics. I have that song stuck in my head for a week now.

    • Holy Reality.

      9 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      History:

      Ever since I left school, I have never been truly happy; in fact I actually became clinically depressed searching for a job and a possible career. My Mother took the initiative and landed me a job working with an agency called National Health Service Professionals who suddenly seized the chance to put a young male into work as a porter training to become “The Guy who stitches up people.â€Â

      I gained my contract working for the NHS within the first couple of weeks and things grew from there. Now since the NHS are beyond boiling point and sacking staff left, right and center, I had to work overtime and go onto Call shifts 24/7 working for as little as £1.62 whilst constantly dealing with racial abuse from both my patients, co workers and my bosses.

      The Devil, who became my wife to be has been very vocal on the terms of tying the knot and by December last year, we became engaged but unfortunately, The Devil’s parents wanted her go through with a tradition known as arranged marriage to a no good piece of scum so that the Father would gain a better status to his people. The Devil then respects the wishes of the parents but refuses to marry me until the parents are happy with me as a husband, which will never happen so therefore, we are in a stalemate situation until very recently, I told her we had to separate or go through the proceedings ASAP without the parents. This is still ongoing.

      I have been working 110+ hours every week in order to keep my head above the water but until a few days ago, I collapsed from lack of sleep, food and sanity. This had to stop. After speaking to several people about my rights as an EU citizen, I was left with no other option but to hop borders with much help from a very good friend who willingly, will help me through the necessary corridors to become a self respected member of society. Now under much confusion, people believe it’s their fault I am leaving… it isn’t. I need a life without constantly being reminded what happened in the past and not to be constantly thinking of the implications my actions will have in the future. The Military will fail me by 1St September due to my leg not even healing and as a “Piece of scum that sponges from the system,†I must leave and go to a place that will never ask why I have no qualifications, why I speak a different language or judge me by country of origin. In order for me to get on with my life, this chapter must remain closed for ever and start a new chapter as a better man.

      Some of you are surprised that I move fast in my actions but as I say, “I never fuck around.â€Â

      For once, I actually am smiling. The pressure of living an old man’s life in such a short time has finally taken its toll on me and thus, I’ll be immigrating in December.

      Sorry UK, you had your chance.

    • Holy Experience.

      9 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      Found the way out, looking up. smiley1.gif

      YouKnowWhoYouAreScumBag: smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • So tired...

      9 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      ..that I tried to climb into the washer machine thinking it was a car, asked for a baguette from a vending machine, demanded decaf from the coffee machine, had a six hour argument with my stick avatar.. it won and had a fight with a racist light bulb which took a 50ft plunge and was ran over.

      I am just wondering if I could take sleeping tablets with the concoction of my medication at the moment. I would go to the GP and ask but... it'll cost me money that I do not have because they are being put here. I just need a decent watch without a battery to blow out due to hairy arms.

    • Open Wallet Surgery.

      9 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      At the start of the week I had to pay some bills, sort out the vineyard tours and fund my SUNDAY DINNER!

      I've spent just under £2,000 and now commenced in working that back by going on call for 200 hours. I haven't slept in 3 days now and I seemed to have gained my second wind.

      The Devil comes back home on October 31st, I'm having a conversation with her parents (more like confrontation) about the future, having a meal with my two younger step-brothers my Mother's husband has tracked down so hard, shook hands with the guy who put me in ICU (Black Week), learning a Paramedic's course that came available after AFCO rang up my work place (I am enjoying it) which will put me in running distance as a CMT in due course, going over to see my little admirer and teach her some...words... smiley8.gif , working with TheRecreator as a ghost illustrator, got a pay rise that still isn't enough to get out "The Slave wage" category - £3.25, got Lori into Runescape for chilling out purposes to which I enjoy, Canadian Italian cousins want to Christian the newborn Leif and asked me to come over to which I refused. No money.

      All X-mas presents bought and accounted for and I am still on crutches.

      How goes the week?

      *End Of Expensive Transmission.*

    • Random Fun at Lori's expense.

      9 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      NE are not running, NCT are not service and NET are saying fuck you

      Cannot get back on the 2nd

      Fucking hell.

      -.-

      let me do some working out

      This better be worth the hassle

      the sunday roast that is

      ;);)
      23:29Lorraine

      -.-
      23:29Ashleigh

      Secretly you love me, everyone does.

      If you don't, you talk about me.

      And if you don't, you bitch about me.

      therefore you love me, everyone does. lol

      My logic knows no bounds

      NONE!
      23:30Lorraine

      LMAO
      23:31Ashleigh

      Secretly, people wish they were me.

      I get shit done.

      :D:D

      in more ways than one... :/:/

      LMAO

      :D:D

      I should bring my x-ray over
      23:31Lorraine

      lol
      23:31Ashleigh

      That'll make you vomit. lmao
      23:32Lorraine

      yeah! and it wont
      23:32Ashleigh

      "Well, it was located here... but... where the fuck is the arm now?!"

      "And what the hell is that screw doing there with them bolts!"

      I knew I had a screw loose. <3<3
      23:33Lorraine

      lololololol
      23:33Ashleigh

      :D:D

      This is just one conversation in a minute. smiley4.gif I cannot stop laughing my ass off.

    • Captain's Log 95.0

      9 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      -Chetwynd Barracks.-

      The place was a bitch to find as it isn't signposted until you see the main gate and a lonesome Guardsmen carrying a M4. The day went too well for my liking, we first started our marching towards a courtyard where the groups where divided into segments so that the PTI (Physical Training Instructors) could give us something to do. My group started off with Heaves which I only managed 2 and a half then we proceeded towards the mats where sit-ups were ordered. I did 109 in 2 minutes but the guy next to me did around 120.

      Jerry Cans filled to the weight of 20kg and we had to carry two, over a distance of 30 meters, 5 times equalling to 150 meters. We wasn't allowed to drop them or it's instant deferral and press ups.

      Now we did a slow jog which ripped my Achilles tendon from its usual location up towards the thigh. So I could not do the 1.5 miles. Needless to say, I got a place when ATR Pirbright intakes start next year.

      -A&E-


      Going to my work tomorrow to get my leg sorted. Guaranteed around 6 month healing time and possibly an operation... again.

      -X-mas-

      Since things are not good here and I am trying to avoid work, I have been invited to stay the week and celebrate X-mas in Porno-land with Urself, Lori and the demanding one.

      I've already sorted out flights and shit so all is good. I have also sorted out the demanding one's present.

      I have to go into the shop and get it custom made but hopefully my little brother's discount card should help.

      I've also sorted out the other two out. Relatively easy.

      Now if you want me to contact you whilst I am in Pirbright, leave your address in a PM as email and that snazz is impossible. Surrey still uses candles.

      *End Of Transmission.*

    • Captain's Log 94.0

      10 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      -Worst fucking shift ever.-

      Thanks to Elu, Shu, Kentjr and Rare for the fun and Applesauce. smiley8.gif

      Chetwynd rears it's ugly head in 10 days time and I have finally worked out how I am able to do my run on a ruptured Achilles tendon without internal medicine. A wonderful gel substance called Installigel which numbs the area for preparation of a catheter so effectively I have no leg yet I can run on it and bitch about the pain at a later date.

      My medical documents came back to me from Whittington Barracks complaining about my GP not signing his name on every little box, so I had to make that phone call with that receptionist who can speak in perfect monotone better than Elusive. Got there, and he began his interrogation and when I announced what I did for a living and what corps I am (have) joined, he shut the fuck up. I got bum rushed out of the clinic.

      He still signed the fucking thing so I handed it back in, asked the SSGT to check it, told the Squid to fuck off I ain't interested about Naval careers and got home. The Devil, in her wise wisdom tried to fax an item to a friend of mine, only to find that the fax machine isn't what she thought it was. (An espresso machine, the big old ones.)

      I did 98 hours work last week and now have a nice low 72 for this week.

      How goes the week?

      *End Of Transmission.*

    • Fucked.

      10 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      Worked from 6 am in the morning yesterday until 10 pm then had a 3 hour break then resumed for another 6 hours, now I have 6 hours off and back on call.

      The Devil arrived safely and is continuing to ring me at random intervals. I wouldn't believe until the hour she went, I actually do miss her. smiley4.gif Curse this curse that they call engagement.

    • Captain's Log 93.0

      10 years ago

      CaptZodiac

      You know when you need sleep when the stick figure as your avatar starts to talk to you.

      The Devil is going away for several months to the Vine Yard as I cannot attend this year, we are having our long goodbyes and our attempted murders later on tonight. She'll keep an eye on the shit that's been going off and relay information to the yard's manager who then will send me the message to me who will then tell the yard manager to tell The Devil to kick that particular person's ass.

      Logic? I think not.

      I am off to Chetwynd Barracks for a pre-selection thingy which should be fun on the 28th July.

      Catch you later.

      *End Of Transmission.*

  • About Me

  • Comments (2132)

    • monopoly_j

      9 years ago

      I'm deleting this profile from my Friend's List and I have added the other one.

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      You'll need to quit from the Vodka Vote, I'm not gonna Ban this account from it in case you ever want to switch back...

    • Megan327

      9 years ago

      Good ol'Wiki

      thanks! having a baby in one hand makes anything with typing or a mouse difficult.

    • Megan327

      9 years ago

      Since we don't have that over here, could you tell me about it?

    • Megan327

      9 years ago

      the who?

    • Megan327

      9 years ago

      Virtually every woman is told what it's like, but there's a difference between being TOLD what it is like, and actually GOING THROUGH it.

    • Megan327

      9 years ago

      its true. at least they recover

    • Megan327

      9 years ago

      exactly... since it takes 10yrs for the hips top return to their beginning position

    • Megan327

      9 years ago

      Keeping ok i guess. tired as I'll ever be (more than the Corps)

    • Brutalise

      9 years ago

      Haha, right-o then man.
      How about Spain? smiley0.gif
      Sounds good man. smiley1.gif

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      chill dude

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      Um 2 hours then 45 minutes.... Denamrk and Sweden are on Central European time so there's a 1 hour time difference with UK. First flight is 2 hrs. Then you wait around changing planes for 3 hours then 45 minutes.

    • Alex_vanPutten

      9 years ago

      OH SHIT SON TAKE THAT DEAL.

    • f3licks

      9 years ago

      That sucks! smiley3.gif

      But what about the Devil?

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      The fuck am I to you in law? Wife?! Husband?! Co-habitee?!

      Yes, Captain, you are my wife.

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      So, now in the light of day, do you regret your decision?

    • johnnyricoMC

      9 years ago

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    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      And now I really am off to bed. I'm falling asleep on the keyboard. It hurts. crazy.png

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

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    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

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    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      I need to go to bed and I need to get her to bed even more. G'night amore.

    • urself

      9 years ago

      im about to pass out atm i dont think i can make it, tomorrow afternoon perhaps?

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Thank you goofy.png

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      I'll have to pass on that. The travelling expenses would be way too hefty. wink.png

    • Alex_vanPutten

      9 years ago

      Do you have any doctor friends?

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Thank you. It's a part time post as an Administrator.

    • Risen

      9 years ago

      Yea, it's not all that great. Just got it up and running. I've got a lot more work to do.

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Even if you occasionally turn up (say, on Saturdays?) with an off-the-wall comment that can be taken as an Answer bigsmile.png

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      You've not been in the Vat for a little while now... would you like to throw in the towel, or will you be back soon?

    • f3licks

      9 years ago

      I guess.

    • f3licks

      9 years ago

      So why shake his hand, as opposed to a punch in the face?

    • TheRecreator

      9 years ago

      Do you have Adobe Illustrator, or do you have some other vector illustration program like Inkscape? This determines what version of the template file I send you.

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      You: It was here. I know it. *waits*
      Me: Sheep went Baaa! but chickens are mute.
      You: NUCKET!!! *kills chicken* *waits*
      Me. Oh look. Duck went Quack! but chickens are still mute.
      You: ******* ****** ****** Nucket!!! *kills lots of chickens*
      Me: LOL
      You: bigsmile.png

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      MUST HAVE DETAILS!!!

    • Jalnor

      9 years ago

      Looks like Biolith is about to start the Post-Zombie-Apocalypse Variant game in the Mafia group... still time to join if you hurry!

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      I don't know that I'll have time to play today. I've got a lot of stuff to do and not even half of it is done sad.png I'll give you a shout if I'm online at all.

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      No problem smile.png

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      I have no idea to be honest. I've never bought a bear from Hamleys, only ever seen them in the shop. Drop 'em an email and ask them how big the boxes are.

    • Brutalise

      9 years ago

      Heh damn right dude. Wolves are the best! smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Here ya go. Just don't hide anything in it wink.png

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      Except for Hamleys, they do some gorgeous stuffed toys.

    • monopoly_j

      9 years ago

      In reply to CaptZodiac, #5:

      <span style="background-color: rgb(221, 221, 221); color: rgb(221, 221, 221);">You cannot just turn your back and run, Jack!

      O'RLY? Watch me.

      Jack has always been the conman and thank god they have shown him in that light... sort of.




      Yeah the things he had to deal with in this series were just epic. I hope the series gets to continue.

    • firebug19

      9 years ago

      It doesn't seem to allow it.

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      WHAT SANITY?!?!?!?!?

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      WELL THEN DON'T SHOUT AT ME!

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      OOGA BOOGA

    • Sekai08

      9 years ago

      Okey dokey. Ciao mio amore.

    • Kyree_san

      9 years ago

      the one they call kyree is good! how is you capt.!

    • monopoly_j

      9 years ago

      In reply to CaptZodiac, #11:

      In reply to RobusMaximus, #7:

      We do know and that's why we use them to prove a point.

      USSR goals number 2 I believe. : To revert the mod system back to the old style.



      I don't think he knew what the whole group was about though.

    • f3licks

      10 years ago

      Not me.

      If left uninterrupted, I just automatically sleep for 12 hours.

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