Capt_Ed

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    • Summer Job

      10 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      I'm working for a telemarketing company. You know those people that call and ask you to donate money to your local fire fighters. Yeah, that's me. The ad said it would be concert promoting... yeah we're selling tickets to a concert that is a fund raiser for local fire fighters. I only sold two $25 tickets in 4 hours while everyone around me was doing like $400 or $700 etc etc. The only redeeming quality of the job is I get to sit on my ass and call people all day making $8/hr after two weeks (if I last that long) I'll go up to $10/hr.

      Apparently the fact that I used to work in radio isn't helping me. My boss said it sounds like I'm announcing the sales pitch to a mass audience rather than having a conversation with the person I called. Sorry for not getting personal with some random stranger I just called. Also, apparently my pitch is too high and I need to work on "sounding like a fire fighter." WTF!? Sound like a fire fighter?

      Oh well... if I get fired for... whatever reason... I'll just move on to another job. It's not I'm trying to land a new career this summer.

    • Wrote this while watching House tonight.

      10 years ago

      Capt_Ed
      Sleeping all day and looking for a way.
      Staying up all night hoping this is right.

      Read between lines and surely you can find...
      Though words cannot explain your self inflicted pain

      The weight of the world can bring a man down
      but surely that's no reason to wear such a frown

      Wanting to make sense, to me, doesn't matter. You see,
      face value's so cheap when there's not much left to reap.

      And we'll get out of this what we didn't miss.
      Attentiveness is key before we march to victory.

      But at the end of the day what would you say
      to a broken man who just can't understand?


      Music to come next week.

    • I was telling Abbey about my fat pants

      10 years ago

      Capt_Ed

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      I got them last Nov. for my birthday.

      They are now my dad's pants.

    • Holy Monkies!

      10 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      My alerts are astronomical. Guess I'll clean those out while laying in bed recouping. Had my first day of PT yesterday. I did the mile and a half run with a minute to spare. Success! The push ups and sit ups, however, royally whooped my ass. I'll work on those. Today I started looking for work around town to keep me busy and make some cash before I ship out to for basic, which will be Sept. 17th. I've already learned so much about being a sailor, the Navy and about military life in general.

      My contract is for 8 years. smiley7.gif

      On a lighter/sappier/emotional note: I watched Benjamin Button today. I didn't cry but I would be lying if I said my eyes stayed dry through out the movie. It was so easy to get emotionally attached to characters and involved in the story. Best movie I've seen in a LONG time. I couldn't help but think of The Avett Brothers' song Backwards With Time the entire time. Would have been cool if they had used it... I could see it fitting in.

    • PUNK - U.K. vs U.S.A.

      in Forums > PUNK - U.K. vs U.S.A. | Follow this topic

      Capt_Ed

      Just because the Brits did it first doesn't mean they did it best... unless you're asking my opinion.

      G.G. Allin versus Sid Vicious

      The Clash versus The Ramones

      Thoughts? Opinions?

      This is literally like dissecting cow shit only to find out that it does in fact smell like cow shit.

      16 replies

    • Uncle Tom's Cabin

      in Forums > Uncle Tom's Cabin | Follow this topic

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      I declare this the home for cynical political junkies.

      26 replies

  • Comments (2572)

    • elebellybear

      12 years ago

      Ed you kick ass. I'm a sad panda that we didn't get to hang out as much this year. BTW, you and Bey are the cutest couple ever and I hardly say that to anyone.

    • Thundera

      12 years ago

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    • Phoenixrage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      You should talk to Burnie about balancing your loads, he's pretty knowledgeable. I took notes.

    • Phoenixrage FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      you seemed pretty satisfied the morning after ;)

    • vespasian FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Twas great meeting you when you were sober...And then getting to teabag you at Golden Griddle (one of many).

    • mikest1

      12 years ago

      How's life after TO?

    • capncrunch86

      12 years ago

      [/drunk]

    • mama FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      When you're my age, that's like yesterday. It was probably over at Weeks Bay when you ate there. It has sinced moved to a more touristy area.

    • H2T3HK

      12 years ago

      I wanna lick the inside of your eyelids.

    • puckplayer

      12 years ago

      the fuck? we werent friends?

    • Fuck2You

      12 years ago

      Rich Boy sellin crack!!!

      Fuck niggas wanna jack ?!

      Shit tight no slack !

      Just bought a Cadillac !!

    • 427_stroker

      12 years ago

      Dude... yesterday went to a show you would have totally loved..

      David Allan Coe

      Old 97's

      Drive By Truckers

      ZZ Top

      plus many, many more...


      As soon as I saw the DBT's were on the bill.. I thought to myself... Ed would really fucking love this show... But I didn't know they were even playing until I got there, I only knew about Old 97's and ZZ Top... my sister lured me in with ZZ Top, but her favorite band is Old 97's.. Imagine my delight when I saw the lineup and saw Mr. Coe AND the DBT's...

      it was pure fucking Xtacy

    • ChurchsWife

      12 years ago

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    • CaptainLoozer

      12 years ago

      Dear Ed,

      About to go to Iraq, might get my head blasted.

      Wish I were anywhere but here.

      -Josh

    • H2T3HK

      12 years ago

      NO YOU.

      I MISS YOU.

    • Caboose343

      12 years ago

      So, I've heard you once driven a car through a hotel room..

    • puckplayer

      12 years ago

      Correction: CAPTAIN COCKFUCKER

    • puckplayer

      12 years ago

      MAKE A JOURNAL, COCKFUCKER

    • desrosier

      12 years ago

      You HAVE to post a kitten meme for Becca. WE MUST STAND TOGETHER.

    • Larith

      12 years ago

      way to copy Tom...
      "Just like the playground when I was in high school."

    • Grif_pwnz

      12 years ago

      I am almost tempted to goto your YouTube profile and watch you sing........maybe.

    • Charlie

      12 years ago

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    • lrz

      12 years ago

      Edward, you will make a journal.
      It is your destiny.

    • H2T3HK

      12 years ago

      Atleast I get in there.

    • Enforcer2005

      12 years ago

      Keep it Alive Ed.

    • Enforcer2005

      12 years ago

      Whoa Double Post. Luckily this is like a sketch etch board.

      Post edited 6/22/07 7:27PM

    • Enforcer2005

      12 years ago

      Ed is teh Man.

    • monkeymere

      12 years ago

      so eric shared with me some of your music on youtube and i really liked it. Keep it up, and tell me how i can hear more. :)

    • SargeOA

      12 years ago

      she's all mine... smiley0.gif

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    • 31337

      12 years ago

      This system isn't about saving money.
      It's about being really, really awesome. smiley0.gif

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      ahh it was u. the silent one

    • Rowen

      12 years ago

      their instruments are almost always out of tune when they play because they play so hard.

      Seriously, if you noticed the banjo and guitar sitting in the back those are the back up and they have a roadie that does nothing but change strings.


      Need better quality instruments, then.

    • rue_morgue

      12 years ago

      there's never a bad reason to get drunk!

    • rue_morgue

      12 years ago

      Oh hell yes!
      Partying = awesome.

    • rue_morgue

      12 years ago

      From the looks of that journal, sounds like you need it.
      What the hell happened?

    • rue_morgue

      12 years ago

      Sup nukka?
      I haven't talked to you in ages.

    • rue_morgue

      12 years ago

      Hey :]

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      12 years ago

      Stop that.

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      12 years ago

      ZOMG, we're talking on the INTERNET.

    • Preezerk

      12 years ago

      You are a better nerd than I, cause I didn't get the over 9000 reference.

    • Enforcer2005

      12 years ago

      Sup Le Capt Ed? Hows the Alabama area?

    • notelizerdbeth

      12 years ago

      You have a mini-me.

      And he was in Lake In The Hills, IL tonight.

      The resemblance was so strong it was actually frightening.

    • desrosier

      12 years ago

      Mine is a more delicate and classy smirk. His is raw. Like a raw steak.

    • amber

      12 years ago

      i've only seen the first 5 episodes of heroes, so i'm a-waiting the dvd to come out... which apparently comes out a little before i hit california. i'm definitely looking forward to that. and 300 comes out on dvd then too. score.

    • amber

      12 years ago

      see ed, i'm cool like you now.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      1) A life without the internet is scarcely a life at all. Nature and Social Gatherings are both highly overrated IMO.

      2) Microsoft letting you download the Beta onto a modded Xbox in the first place is like Conan the Adventurer being told to hunt for the cure for the spell of living stone his family is under only to find out that if he ever used it, Microsoft would kick him off of XBox Live.

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      12 years ago

      I haven't seen you on the Beta at all. Where is you been?

    • dasfowler

      12 years ago

      This is for you...
      NSFW (or anywhere, for that matter...)

      das

      Post edited 5/17/07 10:55PM

    • puckplayer

      12 years ago

      ...if you watch more, you'll realize they end up parodying songs. At first I thought it was pretty bad, but it turns out to be something different than I originally thought.

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