Capt_Ed

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    • As if "TV Time Out" wasn't enough

      in Forums > As if "TV Time Out" wasn't enough | Follow this topic

      Capt_Ed

      Dear CBS,

      Get your superimposed logos of Ruby Tuesday off the fucking football field.

      Thank you.

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    • The Tampon Movie Game

      in Forums > The Tampon Movie Game | Follow this topic

      Capt_Ed

      I learned about this game last night and haven't been able to stop laughing.

      Basically you replace a word in a movie title with the word tampon. Some of my favorites include:

      The Tampon of Emily Rose.
      The Thin Red Tampon.
      Dude, Where's my Tampon.
      28 Tampons in a Duffel Bag.
      and my favorite 28 Tampons Later.

      and please think them all the way through, for example:

      The Texas Tampon Massacre or The Texas Chainsaw Tampon are both a lot funnier than
      The Tampon Chainsaw Massacre

      So have fun thinking them up and post them here.

      431 replies

    • VinylMatters

      in Forums > VinylMatters | Follow this topic

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      VinylMatters, for all your vinyl needs.

      My father both owns and runs this site. I'm just doing the pimping for him.

      If you enjoy the fine quality that comes from a turn table, as I'm sure several of you do (and if you don't, you should), then you need to check out his site. It's more of a hobby than a business.

      Vinyl did not die, it just became harder to find.

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      Post edited 11/20/05 9:15AM

      11 replies

    • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

      in Forums > It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia | Follow this topic

      Capt_Ed

      I saw the first episode of this show last night on FX and fell in love with it. I'd say it's easily my new favorite TV show... I haven't had a favorite TV show since they took the Clerks Cartoon off the air.

      Basicly, it's about four friends who own a bar in Philadelphia and it follows the crazy things they get into.

      Thursdays at 10:30 p.m. e/p Website Here

      I have the promo from episode one: Download Here (right click, save as)

      232 replies

    • Eds Files Dot Com

      in Forums > Eds Files Dot Com | Follow this topic

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      Well, everyone else is whoring out their sites.

      Here's mine.

      It's just a place for me to host videos or music and some pictures. I have help from some of my friends and we think that the end results are pretty funny. I've also made the site a little bit easier on the eyes than it used to be if you remember it.

      And yes, it has been tested and is still 56k friendly.

      11 replies

    • I work with idiots.

      in Forums > I work with idiots. | Follow this topic

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      Who doesn't love great stories of stupid co-workers? I know I do, and if you're like me then you have plenty to share. So feel free to let out any anger towards stupid people you work with, or join us in laughter as we make fun of the idiots from your office.

      Story 1)
      I used to work at McDonalds, one of the guys working there was a chemical engineer and it was his job to come in once a week and clean the place using industrial strength cleaners. While cleaning the parking lot he starting running low of materials needed. So he decided to mix three other cleaners that would, in theory, equal the same power as the needed cleaner. Everything works in theory. What resulted was "The Purple Foam," yes, we titled it. This stuff made the pavement look new, it removed 4 year old oil stains as well as that black hardened bubble gum you see of side walks. It also turned his skin bright red and gave him a nasty itch. He has since recreated "The Purple Foam" just for fun, it is quite pretty.

      Story 2)
      I've recently started a job a BBQ restaurant and tonight while closing I was going to help with the dishes, because I'm nice like that. One of the girls I was working with "tosses" a knife into the cloudy sink I was washing dishes in. Unaware of the knife I fish my hand around in the sink only to feel a slight sting in my finger... I knew this sting, I had felt it before when I once tried to grab a knife that had slipped out of my hand. Pulling my bloody finger out of the sink I asked politely "Who the fuck threw a knife in the sink?" When she spoke up I motioned towards the "dirty knife cup" which is where we put dirty knives so that that mistake doesn't happen again. Honestly, I think she's trying to kill me.

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  • Comments (2572)

    • Razzy

      12 years ago

      Oh, OK. I don't know puckplayer, so I haven't seen that avatar.

    • Quecko

      12 years ago

      That was my point :p

    • killerchris

      12 years ago

      hi WOW how did you get all them awards u gotta teach me how to get stuff like that please help me to get awards

    • johnnybadass

      12 years ago

      you're like one of those borderline parents; you're on the verge of losing your kids because you starve them, but then you pull something wonderful out of your ass, like food!

    • aetherie

      12 years ago

      Holy cracker sandwhich, did he actually delete his profile because of all the flamage he was getting?? Oh noes! *snickers*

      Or did he finally get the flush from a mod? Dammit, now I'm curious......haha!

      But I'm still happy. smiley0.gif

    • trefu

      12 years ago

      No means yes.

    • trefu

      12 years ago

      I'll fight you with my penis in your butt.

    • lesterBANG

      12 years ago

      look at my karma.
      x

    • mizzle

      12 years ago

      Well, excuse me for being anatomically plausible!

    • invisiblepen

      12 years ago

      oh my jesus! XD

    • invisiblepen

      12 years ago

      is that for WoW?

    • invisiblepen

      12 years ago

      LFG PST??

    • lesterBANG

      12 years ago

      god bless your soul.

    • lesterBANG

      12 years ago

      crunchitize me capt.

    • Illm_caboose

      12 years ago

      I stop by to say hi every once in a while...SO today is one of those days...Hi!

    • KellyP27

      12 years ago

      hello hun you were the first person i found from alabama so i thought maybe you would want to be my friend

    • trefu

      12 years ago

      I was talking to your twin Ed from the mirror.

    • amber

      12 years ago

      i suppose you could call them pillows. they're just small stuffed heads. a little bit smaller than the size of your palm....and with less hair.

    • Abandoned

      12 years ago

      my guitar :(


      ...is in purdy condition and happy as a kite

    • H2T3HK

      12 years ago

      Enjoy your metrosexuelves, I'll take my blue blood.

    • trefu

      12 years ago

      Dude, don't tell me that. That's possible if I think about it too much. I mean, drinking and WoW all the time. Wow.

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Thank god I only fuck men!

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      I just added you to my watch list again. Dance, monkey!

    • irishred

      12 years ago

      lol. nice title. i gave a similar nickname to one of my friends after the LOTR came out. he's like 6'something tall, towers over me, so i told him that he was like an inverse-hobbit and gave him the hobbit name of "shaun t. baggins". it stuck and now everybody in our circle of friends refers to him as "baggins"

    • invisiblepen

      12 years ago

      or ryan or tom...

    • capncrunch86

      12 years ago

      it is, but i'm sick of working at factory's...i want teh dorm life and a degree

    • Trev

      12 years ago

      Come on over. I can't guarantee you won't be hazed or belittled, but you'll be drunk the entire time so you won't really know the difference.

    • amber

      12 years ago

      moar like nipple-y.

      yeh, uh you totally stole my word "nipply".

      Also, if we got hitched you wouldn't really have to change your last name much. just simply re-locate an O

      um, so i take it we're not getting married anymore? this is almost as bad as that time matt damon dumped his gf via way of telling some chat show host. OUCH!

    • Enforcer2005

      12 years ago

      Where in teh Alabamaland do you live? Maybe I will stop by on my way out to the other-side of the country.

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      happy now mr durdan?

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      ok re-read the journal. i edited the bottem.
      xoxo

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      you know puckplayer?

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      okok, im sorry. i just have a sick sense of humor i guess. your one of those gays right? why do they cal their group glad? i mean their always pissed.
      xoxo

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      what!?,
      i wasntg thinking of that!, sIIICK.
      i just know that it means, and its funny as hell.
      you SUCKDURDAD!!!!!!!!

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      i cant stop laughing!!!!
      dfuck

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      lol, actually ment nothing. after realizing how close it was to "you suckd ur dad" HAH,

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      you suck durdad

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      Make a Journal Entry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • H2T3HK

      12 years ago

      I quit for a girl, which, in retrospect makes me more of a pussy.

    • johnnybadass

      12 years ago

      nerdwood, ATTACK!

    • lesterBANG

      12 years ago

      hey punk, never talk.
      x

    • johnnybadass

      12 years ago

      *kablam*

    • XxLiLiThxX

      12 years ago

      i missed ur smexeh ass ;)

    • amber

      12 years ago

      i'm sorry, did you just sign into msn and call me pookey?

    • DeuxOfHearts

      12 years ago

      I know!
      The world needs more of these different sorts of people coming together all in love.
      =]

    • mizzle

      12 years ago

      That doesn't make my comment not hilarious, timely, and hilarious.

    • DeuxOfHearts

      12 years ago

      *HUGS* <3

    • Rowen

      12 years ago

      this image is made of lots of things... but metal and win are not two of them.


      When the girlfriend is laughing at the picture for twenty minutes straight and can't take a clear shot because she is laughing so hard, I would dare say that it has insurmountable levels of win.

      Jerk.

    • Rowen

      12 years ago

      you're not even making a real chord!! or have a pick!!! worst. staged. picture. ever.


      Slap guitar, dumbass.

      And it IS a real chord, because it's just a fifth-shaped chord without the root note on the sixth string.

      SO NYAH.

    • amber

      12 years ago

      is it wrong that *I'D* hit cartoon me as well?

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