Get your superimposed logos of Ruby Tuesday off the fucking football field.
I learned about this game last night and haven't been able to stop laughing.
Basically you replace a word in a movie title with the word tampon. Some of my favorites include:
The Tampon of Emily Rose.
The Thin Red Tampon.
Dude, Where's my Tampon.
28 Tampons in a Duffel Bag.
and my favorite 28 Tampons Later.
and please think them all the way through, for example:
The Texas Tampon Massacre or The Texas Chainsaw Tampon are both a lot funnier than
The Tampon Chainsaw Massacre
So have fun thinking them up and post them here.
VinylMatters, for all your vinyl needs.
My father both owns and runs this site. I'm just doing the pimping for him.
If you enjoy the fine quality that comes from a turn table, as I'm sure several of you do (and if you don't, you should), then you need to check out his site. It's more of a hobby than a business.
Vinyl did not die, it just became harder to find.
I saw the first episode of this show last night on FX and fell in love with it. I'd say it's easily my new favorite TV show... I haven't had a favorite TV show since they took the Clerks Cartoon off the air.
Basicly, it's about four friends who own a bar in Philadelphia and it follows the crazy things they get into.
Thursdays at 10:30 p.m. e/p Website Here
I have the promo from episode one: Download Here (right click, save as)
Well, everyone else is whoring out their sites.
It's just a place for me to host videos or music and some pictures. I have help from some of my friends and we think that the end results are pretty funny. I've also made the site a little bit easier on the eyes than it used to be if you remember it.
And yes, it has been tested and is still 56k friendly.
Who doesn't love great stories of stupid co-workers? I know I do, and if you're like me then you have plenty to share. So feel free to let out any anger towards stupid people you work with, or join us in laughter as we make fun of the idiots from your office.
I used to work at McDonalds, one of the guys working there was a chemical engineer and it was his job to come in once a week and clean the place using industrial strength cleaners. While cleaning the parking lot he starting running low of materials needed. So he decided to mix three other cleaners that would, in theory, equal the same power as the needed cleaner. Everything works in theory. What resulted was "The Purple Foam," yes, we titled it. This stuff made the pavement look new, it removed 4 year old oil stains as well as that black hardened bubble gum you see of side walks. It also turned his skin bright red and gave him a nasty itch. He has since recreated "The Purple Foam" just for fun, it is quite pretty.
I've recently started a job a BBQ restaurant and tonight while closing I was going to help with the dishes, because I'm nice like that. One of the girls I was working with "tosses" a knife into the cloudy sink I was washing dishes in. Unaware of the knife I fish my hand around in the sink only to feel a slight sting in my finger... I knew this sting, I had felt it before when I once tried to grab a knife that had slipped out of my hand. Pulling my bloody finger out of the sink I asked politely "Who the fuck threw a knife in the sink?" When she spoke up I motioned towards the "dirty knife cup" which is where we put dirty knives so that that mistake doesn't happen again. Honestly, I think she's trying to kill me.