Capt_Ed

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  • Activity

    • Musics

      7 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      These are the albums I've been listening to non-stop for... a while now (in no particular order):

      The Velvet Underground - Loaded
      Th' Legendary Shack*Shakers - Believe
      NoFX - Coasters
      Hank III - Rebel Within
      Queens of The Stone Age - Era Vulgaris

      So yeah, Capt_Ed... keeping it weird and talking about obscure music since 2004

    • RvB TO

      7 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      There's no way I'd've lived with myself if I missed the last one!

    • Titles are now optional?

      7 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      Fuck man.

      Seven fucking years ago.... wow

      Hey, I finally quit smoking!

      -edit-
      I still don't have gus' award... fuck him.

    • Seven months later

      7 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      Holy shit deployment went by fast. It's amazing how quickly seven months go by when there isn't a change in the seasons.

    • Oh Yeap this place, at this time...

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      So without going into great detail I'll be leaving for the boat soon.

      First time ever for this long (that's what she said?)

      Cruise will be fun, I'm sure of it... this may become my Facebook filter so to speak...

      I'm giving serious thought to flooding this place every so often with stupid musings and pictures and all that ... crap. Oh yeah to touch back on that last entry and my avatar... that was my face the morning after the night in question. I was not very happy with much of anything. Though apparently very cooperative... I mean, wait... what?

      Anyway... Expect stuff in the future RvBers. I bought the first 5 season box set at my local NEX and saw that the videos from RvBTO were on the specials. I Thought that was cool and it made me nostalgic for a moment.

      I have a couple ideas for short stories or maybe a NaNoWriMo challenge. Reading and writing are two very fun things to do on the boat.

      See you guys 'round.

      (I tried to get a pack of smokes the other day when I was low on cash and my sponsor auto renewal kicked in and I was officially broke, lol oh well)

    • 8 years ago

      Capt_Ed
    • So to touch on that last entry...

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      I blacked out in a bathroom hugging the toilet... in the fetal position...

      Anyway...

      I've been on a boat since that update. It's good times.

      Would love to tell you more about it but that whole having to kill who I tell about what I know thing is such a hassle, and I'm still just as lazy as ever.

    • PIIIIIIGS IIIIIN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      No, not the old Muppets skit. The weekly ritual of Fallon, Nevada where the local females go to the favorited watering hole of the military community and attempt to take a sailor home. Here's the caveat: they're all fat. So, the game goes, the guy that takes the largest chick back to her place wins. I'd feel bad about the fact that we're making fun of over weight women if it weren't for the fact that they're all self-aware of how grossly over-weight they are and are okay with it. They come out on Wednesdays for "Pigs In Space."

      Anyway... I'm off to go apply some bacon scented cologne and pre-game... it's going to take more liquor than I think I've ever consumed to make it through the night.

    • I'm going to need:

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      $20
      A Pint of Bourbon
      My flask of moonshine
      At least 20 beers
      A fresh pack of cigarettes
      A Pizza
      and Hank III

      Ladies and Gentlemen.... it is POKER NIGHT!

  • Comments (2572)

    • Cheese FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Poofs

      10 years ago

      Way to be FU.

    • capncrunch86

      10 years ago

      the pay is one thing...plus many others

      i was promises two pay grades higher than what i'm making now. i made twice this on unemployment :(

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      Aw, you're a jerk.

    • Brittewater FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      way to come off as an ass.

    • trefu

      10 years ago

      Well fine. It only took me 12 minutes.

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      ....yeah.

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      YEAH! THAT MEANS I'M COVERED IN HONEY!!!!


      awesome! just awesome!


      What the fuck was I talking about? smiley3.gif

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      YEAH! THAT MEANS I'M COVERED IN HONEY!!!!


      awesome! just awesome!

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      10 years ago

      I still want to Burn Otis. He knows why.

    • Ava_Adore

      10 years ago

      I made a new account & we must be friends again!

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      showed them it was awesome as always!!!

      whooo wheeee

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      dude!

      that what I use to flush my nose with post surgery!

      same idea at least.

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      Very cool Ed!

      Let me know if you ever need the help of a Naval Weapons Engineer! smiley0.gif

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      boxxy is cute.

      but remakes of already awesome movies is retarded.

      they're remaking drop dead fred.

      which is retarded.

    • kristen

      10 years ago

      oh, so you're one of those self loathing people...

    • kristen

      10 years ago

      riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

    • kristen

      10 years ago

      hmmm. what exactly should i watch out for?

    • kristen

      10 years ago

      i moved to austin and moved back home like an idiot. for a stupid man. that i'm not even dating anymore. christ.

    • thejewman

      10 years ago

      how are you no longer in your own music group?

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      Well get the money, duh!

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      ........whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      it's SO damn good.

      so damn good.


      You really should rent it. You'll like it. and walk away with a feel good feeling about life.

    • Preezerk

      10 years ago

      You remember what Red told Andy about the shake downs at Shawshank.

      yep.

    • Bookworm

      10 years ago

      Limberness as in...stretching? Dude, I'd be screwed.

    • cbetts

      10 years ago

      Still no dice on that video. I will start going through my backup tapes this weekend, if work doesn't get in the way.

    • cbetts

      10 years ago

      In reply to Capt_Ed, #6:

      I got to install some new hardware in my dad's PC today. He not only has a floppy drive but also a built in Zip Drive... yeah... I know.

      Getting it all to work has been my greatest accomplishment of the year.

      (and spelling accomplishment right on the first try is a close second)

      By chance, were you the person that still had that video clip of me throwing up two pounds of jelly beans?

      And if so, do you still?

      And if so, I can has?


      That was me. I will go through my archives and see if I still have it. I am pretty sure I do.

    • capncrunch86

      10 years ago

      i thought the same thing, except this one is a real life product.

      va-poo-rise made the poop disappear...like magic (good stoner movie)

    • Trev

      10 years ago

      you're looking... you're looking good...

    • SargeOA

      10 years ago

      not just a fan of your music, i'm a fan of you brother.

    • amber

      10 years ago

      i'll do my best dear. smiley12.gif

    • Brittewater FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      The reason the article says 5 is because it's a clip and then they linked to the rest of the article.

    • Trev

      10 years ago

      Oops, meant to say Stereo Lab. I was listening to stereophonics at the time. fail.

    • Trev

      10 years ago

      I have not been able to find the version of Stereophonics' Lo Boob Oscillator from the soundtrack. Their album version is different.

    • SirDeeSee

      10 years ago

      You lucky dog.

      I'm about to go and test my PA at one of my usual gig venues. This is going to be such fun.

    • SirDeeSee

      10 years ago

      60s Telecaster? Jeebus, that's probably worth more than my HOUSE.

    • spartfartmen

      10 years ago

      Hey man hows it going?
      nice job on making the worst group of all time

    • SirDeeSee

      10 years ago

      It's pretty fantastic. The whole thing is less than 40lbs, and it's really crisp. Also, I'm having far too much fun playing with reverb.

    • Abandoned

      10 years ago

      he's very evil. my hedges aren't square

    • capncrunch86

      10 years ago

      oh! my wife and i drove through bama on our way to Pensacola. the whole time we heard banjos for some reason...



      and church's chicken fucking kicks ass.

    • capncrunch86

      10 years ago

      aint that the truth...

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      Ha.
      Ha.
      Ha.

      Boop.

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      You envy my human emotions.

      Admit it.


      Envy is part of the human condition.

      I do not feel, therefore I cannot feel envy.

      Beep.

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      one day soon, you will eat metal death, fleshbag.

    • Trev

      10 years ago

      I just now noticed the pic in your profile. Fucking genius.

      *edit* flaming lips are not as cool as Beteljuice.

    • Retrac

      10 years ago

      You read my stuff? I feel so much less insignificant now.

    • Larith

      10 years ago

      I do what i can

    • trilli4n

      10 years ago

      when i went to go see beck, mgmt opened.
      magical night.

    • ValhallaKing

      10 years ago

      If you love Emily aka rue_morgue please click this link.

      Please Don't Leave RvB Emily !

    • Leus

      10 years ago

      Aw, well yeah see it, it's good. But you were just remindin' me of a scene where some guy is bitchin' about weed and he's all "if you're stressed out just do what I do: Snort Zoloft :)"

    • Leus

      10 years ago

      Rofl. Have you ever seen Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay?

    • Leus

      10 years ago

      Other ways being poppin' Xanax?

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