Capt_Ed

Male
from Wherever I'm needed.

  • Activity

    • Dear Jalapeno Chips,

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      You are my favorites.

      Love, Ed.

    • I keep having this dream

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      I'm in my car, the speedometer doesn't work but I'm going really damn fast.

      There is no one else on the road, the landscape and scenery are flying by my windows in a complete blur.

      It's at this time I feel like I have reached some higher form of consciousness as I'm not worried about my speed.

      And I'm just driving... it's peaceful, the roads are smooth and I'm just gliding down the road.

      Then I wake up... I've had this dream now four or five times in the past two months... I'm never getting into or out of my car but just driving.

      I really like this dream.

    • Sometime I Hate People

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      I walk into the enlisted club here on base at 0950 surprised that the doors were unlocked because they don't open till 1000. When I walked in all the employees were in their respective working stations standing around kinda just looking bored... So I'm standing there looking at their menu and just as I say "Uh, yeah... let me get a-" I'm cut off by the guy behind the counter as he says "We don't start serving till 1000" I look at my watch 0953. "Um... okay..." So we stand there with an awkward silence both looking at our watches every minute or so...

      Finally I place my order at 1000 on the fucking dot.

      Seriously... people, I hate them.

    • My Poor Poor Car

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      So, my car... I threw something (we're thinking it's a piston) through the engine wall. Which has left me with a $1,500 paper weight parked behind the barracks. While it's a pretty shitty problem to have it's happened at a pretty decent time. See, I'm going on cruise (read: Deployment) this summer and I've made a new friend since being in Cali. This friend has spent the last 30-some-odd years building performance drag racers. smiley0.gif He's willing to take my car off my hands while I go on cruise and give it a nice comfy home for X amount of months while I'm gone... But he's not just going to give it a place to live while I'm gone he's going to install the following:

      1) 360 block; thermal cleaned or hot tanked, deburred, sonic checked, hardness tested, inspected for core shift, mild oil system modifications, decked, honed, hand finished honed, main saddles checked for thickness, new block hardware and freeze plugs, new ARP fasteners, mains align honed, pistons and rings hand finished and fitted for each bore, new HD rod and main bearings, rods resized, machined and shot peened, crank magnafluxed, indexed and machined, new seals, gakets, timing cover, lifter bores machined and geometry corrected, degreeing and installation of a new hydraulic roller camshaft spec'd by me, new custom length pushrods, rockers, etc. properly set up and a HD oil pump and filter, etc.

      2) Heads; factory castings rebuilt, surfaced, machined for proper springs which are installed to correct height, chambers cleaned up, intake and exhaust ports mildly ported on a flow bench with HD valves and a multi-angled valve job spec'd by me.

      3) Induction; custom modified and tuned Holley 650 vacuum secondary carb with a 1/2 inch spacer on an edelbrock or Mopar M1 intake manifold that has been port matched with the heads.

      4) Ignition; MSD 6 series ignition and MP high performance vacuum advance distributor set up and curved to my spec's.

      5) Modified (baffles, pick up, etc) high capacity oil pan for street/strip use.

      6) Hi volume and flow multi core aluminum radiator w/hoses, thermostat, proper fan and shroud and transmission oil cooler with braided steel lines.

      7) Transmission; HD rebuilt Torqueflight (TF) 727 transmission with custom built 2000 r.p.m. stall speed 11 inch torque converter (This is a custom set up with heavy duty plates, anti ballooning mods, etc. and it can be used with nitrous if you ever want to use it). The transmission includes an aftermarket hardened input shaft.

      8) Rear end, Modified housing with an 8.75" Auburn Sure Grip (Posi) set up with all new parts (gears, carrier, bearings, axles, seals, etc) installed with HD springs and ready for drum brakes.

      I will also design and install a custom fuel system for the car including electric pump, fuel lines, return line, fittings, etc.


      tl;dr or "lol, wut?"

      muscle-motors-360-mopar.jpg plus
      finalbox.gif minus
      1931n0i_27.jpeg equals
      1969dodgedart06.jpg

      I doubt I'll be able to get my tires off the ground since I'm keeping it an automatic. It's gonna be a daily driver... and I am that lazy. It's not going to be too expensive ( $12,600 ) and the dude is letting me make payments while I'm cruising... I've posted some pictures on facebook of the work I've done so far, mostly cleaning out the interior.

      I'm hoping for mid 12's at the strip. Oh yeah, on our base you can time your car on one of the old unused runways.

      She's gonna be mean.

    • 8 years ago

      Capt_Ed
    • Oh Hey

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      I still remember my password.

    • 8 years ago

      Capt_Ed
    • ...and now for something...

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      "Oh, hey dudes... uh, what's going on here?
      41655_46400173_2263_n.jpg

      DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM, FUCK TERRORISTS!!!
      74183_456481357788_503702788_5310744_508

      Um, Kirch... is that a horse?
      76024_1664557611226_1155833031_2168946_1


      Yeah...
      41655_46400173_2263_n.jpg

      Go run out about half a mile down the beach...
      74183_456481357788_503702788_5310744_508

      Uh, wh-
      41655_46400173_2263_n.jpg

      mushroom-cloud.jpg

      ...completely different.

    • Sunday, Funday, Car Day!

      8 years ago

      Capt_Ed

      Today I get my car.

      60261_438258717788_503702788_4970953_631

      She will eventually be the prettiest thing on this base.

      The image is hosted through facebook so you might have to be logged into there to view it...

      I dunno how the internet works anymore

  • Comments (2572)

    • johnnybadass

      10 years ago

      i can say "touche" anywhere i damn well please!

      kthanx. XD

    • BigNiceJohn

      10 years ago

      The guy in this diet pepsi commercial really fucks Ele and I up because the dude looks like you, but sounds like a pussy.

    • Trev

      10 years ago

      your... mom's full of hot air.

    • Gummo

      10 years ago

      If you wanna move to Chicago, find a cheap two bedroom that takes dogs. I am in.

      But not that sort of partners.

    • Trev

      10 years ago

      You're a dead man, you hear me? A fucking DEAD MAN.

    • SargeOA

      10 years ago

      glad to hear about your new plans in life brother, hope it leads to where you wanna be!

    • Leus

      10 years ago

      I quit too but just because you left the drugs behind doesn't mean you gotta leave the stonerhood behind. Remember the sacred bond between weed-smokin' brothers. It never dies.

    • LittleHelper

      10 years ago

      Boo! You suck!

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      homophobia much?


      i would rape you in the butt

      don't think for a second i wouldn't

      or my name isn't Rapetron 3000

    • Larith

      10 years ago

      lol no that's a friends little sister and another friends girlfriend.

    • Rowen

      10 years ago

      Dry erase board? Someone has commitment issues.


      fuck you, ed

      it's been immortalized on the internet.

      SO SUCK MAH BALLS

    • geoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      you know you want it.

    • puckplayer

      10 years ago

      Old enough to FUCK YOUR MOTHERRRRRR

    • Larith

      10 years ago

      that's the problem, i can't remember if its been a month or not...

    • thejewman

      10 years ago

      family does that for ya

    • thejewman

      10 years ago

      good man. just enjoying some time with the fmaily before i go back to iraq

    • thejewman

      10 years ago

      oh thats pimp man. good luck with that

    • thejewman

      10 years ago

      and what job?

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      Okay, I just tried calling you to ask about that. Should I try again?

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      Eeeed?

    • H2T3HK

      10 years ago

      DICKS.

    • Gummo

      10 years ago

      Ed?

      Ed?

    • amber

      10 years ago

      poop. smiley12.gif

    • Freudianslip

      10 years ago

      What a freaking disappointment. I dont even think Andre Smith would have helped that complete defensive rollover. I have never seen so many missed tackles and unset defensive backs. 12-2 is much better than they expected but fuck dropping the big ones.

    • Abandoned

      10 years ago

      that's weird, when i sent you the link there was a next episode listed in february

    • Jengaship FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Travancore on DD

      10 years ago

      Ed, it's always sunny in RT Philadelphia.

      Keep this in mind.

    • Freudianslip

      10 years ago

      Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer 12 and 0 what a clinic they put on. My national championship is next week. ROLL TIDE

    • trefu

      10 years ago

      I was agreeing that Only By The Night is bad.

    • SargeOA

      10 years ago

      if i say that fast enough, they might assume i'm calling them the wrong name. hmm.

    • HaloACE56

      10 years ago

      Put more links in the "I like Boobies" group please

    • geoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      I'm fucking terrified of that game dude. It's going to be rough.

    • VanWinkle

      10 years ago

      I only pull for them because they like Tech...

    • Freudianslip

      10 years ago

      Sweet Jumping Jesus!!! Julio Jones is something special. We broke one losing trend to a tiger this week, I really want the other one to drop in two weeks. ROOOOLLLLLLLL TTTTIIIIDDDDEEEEE

    • Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

      10 years ago

      UGH, get online, you bastard!

    • thejewman

      10 years ago

      much love :)

    • Larith

      10 years ago

      You might care about this.

    • Freudianslip

      10 years ago

      Finally they played an entire game. 8-0 motherfuckers.

    • Freudianslip

      10 years ago

      Grats on FU It's TENNESSEE week!!!!

    • Fins

      10 years ago

      HURRAH for FU

    • Marick2Die

      10 years ago

      lol, in 3 days you'll be a member for 4 years. Why didn't they just wait until then? =D
      Anyways congrats on FU. lol ... FU. smiley0.gif

    • Terashima

      10 years ago

      congrats on Featured User

    • Joe_2

      10 years ago

      Congrats on featured user!

    • Grifism

      10 years ago

      OMG!
      You're a MAN!

    • starcom30273

      10 years ago

      Congrats on the FU!

    • MrVash

      10 years ago

      Congrats on being FU. Cool gifs.

    • geoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      we had to cut it because it sucked.

    • invisiblepen

      10 years ago

      Dear Ed,

      working.png

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      10 years ago

      Roll Tide!!! Let's hope we can at least hold on to #2.

    • thejewman

      10 years ago

      who neg bombed your Pic

    • geoff FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Nah dude. i could give a fuck about UT. I know I live here and all, and I'm about a half a mile from the stadium, but I just can't seem to root for them. There's not much I actually like about Alabama, but the Crimson Tide is one of those things. I gotta stay true to my team.

  • Capt_Ed's Pictures

    There are no images yet. Create an album!

  • Questions

    No questions have been answered yet