Chloe9

Female
from Oceanside, CA

  • Activity

    • Ohio

      12 years ago

      Chloe9

      sucks. The weather sucks. The people suck. The football sucks. Everything in this state sucks.

      That is all.

    • Meh

      13 years ago

      Chloe9

      So I've been on here for six months now. Okey dokey. I still hate humans and dogs. Oh, and I might be moving in with some new people soon, so you won't see me anymore. Unless they have a computer I can high-jack. I would say it's been nice knowing you but, hey, I don't really know you, do I? Alright, I have a kitten to piss off.

    • Why I hate the younger generation.

      13 years ago

      Chloe9

      By Chloe.

      They're f*ing idiots. Just today the kid completely missed the toilet box. The thing is huge, how could you miss??? And once again he ate all the food so I had to go out and hunt. You know, like we had to in the old days. Freaking idiot. And that damn mutt always sits with my people. They were mine first! I claimed them! But if they want some smelly, curly haired mongrel to drool all over them, fine. I'll just go out side and eat mice and then puke it up on the front porch. Haha. They think a stray did that. Nope, it was all me baby.

      I have to go beat up on the kid.

    • So it's been awhile

      13 years ago

      Chloe9

      Yeah, it's been awhile since I've been able to get on. Those stupid humans went and got another cat. Actually, he's not even a cat, he's a baby. They named him Apples. What the hell kind of name is that!?! He's not a freaking piece of fruit. Jerks. And that's not the worst part. Him and the mutt are BEST FRIENDS. Traitor! I can't believe it. He would rather play with that smelly dog than sleep in the closet all day with me. Not that I would actually let him, but you know, it's the thought that counts. Oh, and he's the stinkest damn kitten ever. I swear. Every time he takes a shit, I have to run and hide it smells so bad. And did they get him his own toilet box? No! He uses mine! So it smells all the freaking time. Kids. He eats everything too. My food, his food, the mutt's food, the humans' food, stuff that's not food. No wonder his ass smells like a dumpster.

      They did try to make up for it with this thing they call Christmas. They got me a new collar and instead of that irritating freaking bell, it has this thing that says Harley Davidson on it. I don't know what that means, but it doesn't make noise. Now I can sneak up on them in the middle of the night and....

      Well, I have to sleep now. Later. Jerks.

    • What were they thinking?

      13 years ago

      Chloe9

      So yesterday the people went away and left the mutt in the kitchen. Not long after they left he busted down the gate and reaked havok on my nice quiet day. He ate most of my food then ate out of my litter box. Disgusting pig. There's nothing good to eat in there. Then he ran through the house barking his head off. I sneaked out of the bedroom for awhile and saw him trying to break into the rat cage. He wants to eat them too, you can see it in his eyes. Later on he pooped all over the kitchen and then tore up some cardboard. Then he chased me around the house until I punched him in the face. Then he ran away whimpering like a girl. And when the people came back, they didn't even punish him for making messes everywhere! They said 'it's not his fault because we left him here all day by himself.' By himself? Hello! I was here. All day. And that food they gave me in the morning gave me the shits. It smelled so bad they closed the door to the bathroom and I couldn't get in there to go again. So I shit in the closet. Haha. Take that humans.

    • Oh, Shut Up!

      13 years ago

      Chloe9

      That stupid mutt started barking again at five this morning. Why they don't give him his own toilet box like I have is beyond me. And they make him sleep in a box. Haha. I get to sleep on the warm bed. But he gets to go outside, many times a day. What happened when I went outside? They chased me and told me I was a "bad kitty." Whatever. At least I don't pee all over the floor or bark at random things. Idiots.

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  • Comments (12)

    • slightly

      13 years ago

      Great the One person profile i find of anyone within 10 miles of me that has been active in the last 7 months is.. a cat. just my luck.

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • Spyton

      13 years ago

      Cats own. Period. Nothing those stupid dogs can say about it.

      ...

      They can't even type anyway. If they use their nose, they get stupid sauce(slobber) all over the keyboard!



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    • gangsta_06

      13 years ago

      Awww well. More fun for me. ^_^

    • Minywheats

      13 years ago

      I HATE YOU CAT, YOU AND THE OTHER CAT SMELL BAD

    • Chloe9

      13 years ago

      Yeah, most dogs suck. Except for the stuffed ones.

    • Trashton

      13 years ago

      Dogs suck? *pouts*

    • gruntman321

      13 years ago

      ok but a real person arnt u

    • Chloe9

      13 years ago

      I'm a cat.

    • gruntman321

      13 years ago

      ur five

    • Chloe9

      13 years ago

      because you're on MY bed.

    • Minywheats

      13 years ago

      stupid cat, why do you jump on me at night

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