Church_Tuckr

Female
from in your closet

  • Activity

    • Twilight

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      ok...so i'm nearly done with Twilight, i was surprised at how well i like it....at first i was skeptical, thinking that it was going to take way too long for me to get interested....but it picked up enough to hold my interest well....i have to say that this book has made me mad and made me laugh out loud....i have to say that i completely misjudged this book. and i have to admit that Bella's town reminds me of my town, so the way the locals act and react to things isn't that hard to imagine...i'm anxious to go see the movie now, i think....i dread reading books and then going to watch the movie because the movie never does the book justice....but i've heard a lot of good things so we'll see...well...i'm off to the book again...i'm on chapter 19 now so only a few more chapters to go....

    • i tried so hard

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      not to conform, but the curiosity got to me....i started reading twilight....i couldn't take it anymore....it was starring at me everytime i went to wal-mart (i love books, i usually get a new one for every visit, which is every other night)....it was starring at me when i drove past k-mart because it was playing in the theater...it was even starring at me when i went to krogers....and hearing everyone talk about the book/movie just got me curious...so i'm reading it and it's already made me mad...i think i may like this book unfortunately....

    • well......um....shit

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      hmmm...i don't know exactly what to say...i just know it's been a while since i made my last entry on here and figured it was about time to make one....my friend's list has dwindled down to 17 friends because people frequently talk to me on here....which is partially my fault because i don't talk to them either....but i don't really have anything interesting to say....nothing really exciting goin on in my life other than i lost my job, hit a deer in my new car, have picked up on reading, and finally picked up on of my favorite movies The Mists Of Avalon...other than that....nothing much interesting to report....so i'll leave you all with a mission....tell me what's goin on in your lives that way i can live vicariously through the lives of my dear RVB friends

    • rvb groups

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      i started one...i didn't know you could...when did we get that? Its my first one, so it's bound to be lame...here it is if you want to check it out....Damnation

    • Men beware

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

      My name is Jim. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Peggy. When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Peggy to get a full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.

      Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner.

      I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

      Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

      When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

      I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Peggy. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

      Signed,

      Jim

      **********************************************************************************************************

      *EDITOR'S NOTE:

      Jim died suddenly on May 27 of a perforated rectum. The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a sledge hammer laying nearby.

      His wife Peggy was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jim somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.


      As it should be...

    • Go,Granny!

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic
      garbage bags behind her? One of the bags rips, and every once in a
      while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

      Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $20
      bills falling out of your bag.'

      'Oh, really? Darn!' says the little old lady. 'I'd better go back, and
      see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me..'

      'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that
      money?' 'You didn't steal it, did you?'

      'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back yard is right next
      to the football s tadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come
      and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the
      fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his pecker
      through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes.'

      'Well, that seems only fair.' laughs the cop. 'OK.? Good luck! Oh, by
      the way, what's in the other bag?'

      'Well, you know', says the little old lady, 'not everybody pays.'

    • I don't know about passing all that up..

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to
      throw a party and invited all of his buddies
      and neighbors. He also invited Leroy,
      the only redneck inthe neighborhood.
      He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
      Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
      At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
      The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
      Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
      Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
      The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
      both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
      Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
      Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
      Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars,'
      'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.
      The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
      'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
      The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?'
      Again Leroy said no.
      Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what DO you want?'
      Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'

    • I Wanna Play A Game...

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      Got this from Kumiho, thought it was cool and he said I had to or I couldn't play...LOL

      Post your name in this journal and:

      1. I'll respond with something random about you.
      2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
      3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
      4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me, if possible.
      5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
      6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
      7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
      8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
      9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
      10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

    • oh boy

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      I actually got these from a link that Akwila posted on his latest journal, but I have to say, I liked these better. sorry Nick

      numa numa yoda
      numa numa stormtrooper

    • moving

      10 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      yet again, but this time we're moving into our very own place. my mom is selling her old home to us and she's getting a double wide with her boyfriend. they're getting kinda serious, i'm so happy for her

  • Comments (316)

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      lol you know it!

      Today I'm ok. Still facing unemployement in 2 weeks but that'll be less by the end of the tomorrow. Hoping to do a bit of work on my novel soon actually smiley0.gif

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Well what can I say shame is for pansies

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Other than shamelessly flirting on RvB??? lol nothing!

      Nah I'm just on the job hunt. 2 weeks till they make me redundant in the Civil Service.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      That's a cute way of looking at it.....despite the cannibalistic implications.....

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      awwwww

      *hugs*

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Didn't mean to offend!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      ....I see what you mean...fact is you shouldn't need a movie or scary story to realise the value of life. It saddens me that people can't realise that on their own by stopping to think once in a while.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      ....you're kidding right? Men know. We know when something is wrong, when know when something is right, and we sure know when something is really really really interesting.

      A bit like the way women smell shoes from miles away depending on the strength of the deal.

      Also tell me your theory on Saw V and John's killings, because I completely need to hear something interesting about that film to feel a bit better about sitting through it.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      You do know it! BWAHAHA!

      Well you did scare me but it's ok. Because after four days I seem fine lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      .....don't scare me. I am trusting the doctors that they aren't THOSE kinds of steroids.

      And yes. You do know it smiley8.gif

      And I will keep looking at you like that! MUHAHAHA!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Oh you know it.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Oh I'm just hangin' out baby smiley8.gif

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      MERF!

      Well I can't blame you for picturing me in less than the average amount of clothing smiley8.gif

      So you come here often?

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Bond rocks you.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      ......but you don't know what my pyjama type clothing looks like......how can you picture it...?

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Then by jove I'll do it!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yeah sure I'll do that. If you bail me out lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yeah lol I think that would be funny as!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      I want to do it in real life.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Wait...what are you saying I did that couldn't be done lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      .....you know it was a dream right?

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yes.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Indeed. Lucky you.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      You don't want to read it.

      Really.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Oh no way lol

      Hate that site, I think it's a digital monster that's going to destroy every human's ability to form proper relationships with other people by brainwashing them into thinking they can do it without ever seeing people in real life, never having physical contact.

      Think I wanna turn into this kid?

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      I don't do that!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yeah those things need fitted too. Dunno how you get crazies to sit still that long.

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      also i dont usally talk so much in school which is werid....

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      well i'll slow down...i'm kinda over paceing myself

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      wow i totally took over your comments...lol sorry...

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      i'm on all night with my girlfriend, coz i can only see her on weekends after so bite me

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      oh shut up

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      ok you got me there, but i'm not just bored i'm tired too!!! so beat that!

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      prove it!!!

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      lies!!!! you cannot tell >.>

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      i have no idea, i'm bored

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      you sold my stuff...your so mean i think i'm gonna go cry

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      give me everything you tired to steal from me back.

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      give me my cloest back and dont make me frisk you, i know you tried to steal something, i'm on to you -.-

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      ummm....ok then why does it have my baby stuff in it? my old book bags? talking abotu me being a theif...you tired to steal my closet!

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      ok hen if it is yours then why doe sit have my shirts pants shorts and boxers in it?

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      What help do you need dear?

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      It's only only 2:30pm for me lol I'm in work!

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      It is me!

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      why dont you come out of my cloest and talk to me? XD

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      i dunno, were you always cute? XD

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      if you are then i was afriad of a girl.....

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      wait are you the monster that was in my closet since i was little?

    • CamoGundam

      10 years ago

      get out of my closet!!

    • Stonesword

      10 years ago

      I didn't create the list in my last journal.
      It's just something I got in Email a few years back.

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