Church_Tuckr

Female
from in your closet

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    • Sweeney Todd

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

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      seen it just the other day. waited forever to get to watch it because i didn't have the money to watch it in theaters. but i love it!!!! tim burton is a twisted lil shit, but the movie was so great....and johnny depp...need i say more? i was shocked to see 3 of the actors from Harry Potter in it, singing none the less...i'm a happy girl


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    • Maturity

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      Something in which we all lack sometimes in our lives. Even professionals revert to childish behaviors. Is it human instinct? Possibly, but I have another theory. No one ever truely grows up. We all have childish behaviors, some suppress it better than others. But all of us let maturity slip from us. Whether it’s the heat of the moment, or just not thinking things through all the way, it happens. So, what do we do when those moments hit? When it’s too late to take the words back and say something else. We deal. We learn. We continue living. Sure, we could toss and turn about it, sitting and thinking about all the things we should have said instead, but after it’s out of the mouth, there’s nothing you can do except deal with it. If you burn a bridge, you let the ashes settle, then start to rebuild. It’s never easy, but it’s always worth the work that you put into it.

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    • some jokes i wanted to share

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      A West Virginia Highway Department employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.'The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't get out in that pasture over there.' The Highway Dept. employee flashed out his identification card and said, 'I have the authority of the State of West Virginia to go any where I want. See this card? I will go wherever I wish.' So the old farmer went about his farm chores. It wasn't too much later and the farmer heard loud screams and yelling. He looked over and saw several Highway Dept. employees running fo r their lives and right behind was the farmer's huge prize bull. The bull was madder than a hornet's n est and was gaining on the employee at every step. The old farmer yelled out, 'Show him your card, Smart Ass.... Show him your card!!



      Sometimes...


      When you cry...

      No one sees your tears.



      Sometimes...

      When you are in pain...

      No one sees your hurt.



      Sometimes...

      When you are worried..

      No one sees your stress.



      Sometimes...

      When you are happy..

      No one sees your smile .



      But FART!! Just ONE time...



      And everybody knows!!



      And you thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

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    • my friend's life

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      Not much is going on. Not with my life anyways. On the other hand, my friend....big stuff happening....her husband is locked up in jail because he got hurt and had surgery,didn't qualify for temporary disability or unemployment, and missed one month of his child support.....last wednesday, some kids in the neighborhood decided to through rocks through her $1500 back doors....they have issues with her son, he has a mental disability....and last night, the kids decided they were bored and got on the roof of her house instead this time....and then threw rocks at her windows on the side of her house....so yeah....that's my friends life.....nothing to report on my end.....oh! wait....yes i do....i will probably be working soon as assistant manager at rent-a-center....

    • More Lewis Black

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

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      I thought that you all couldn't have possibly gotten enough of Lewis Black, so I thought I'd post some more of my favorites for you. Please watch, he will brighten up your day...even if it's already been a good day.

      Starbucks
      Halo3
      Bush's Attention Span
      Small Pox
      Candy Corn
      Lewis At the Emmy's



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    • JOKES

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me," our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is." "Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied. "Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those breasts." The burly gorilla was about to deck our poor guy when his wife appeared and stopped him. She pulled him inside and they discussed the offer for a few moments. Finally, they returned and asked our friend to step inside. "OK," the husband said gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's tits." At this, the wife unbuttoned her blouse, and the twin objects of desire hung free at last. Our man took one in each hand, and proceeded to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This went on for several minutes, until the husband got annoyed. "Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growled. "I can't," replied our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away. "Why not?" demanded the husband, getting really angry now. "I don't have ten thousand dollars."

    • i'm home i'm home i'm home

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      guess what....i'm home...and it is so good to be home...i missed all my family and friends....YAY me! smiley0.gif

    • whoa

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      i've been a rvb member almost as long as burnie and them....i wonder...how many have me beat? and how the hell do you get an award...not fair...

    • Going Home

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      That's right, we're going home to KY. Things haven't exactly been going real well for us with Anthony's (deathmound) parents. They look for a reason to pick a fight with him. They don't even act like he's their son, they treat him like a disease or something that if they touch it, they'll be contaminated. They don't treat him real well, and it's just not healthy for him to be out here. We weren't even here a week and his mom was slapping him. So we just decided to go back to KY. Now they wanna act like they care. They still won't tell him that they love him or give him a hug, but they want to throw a bitch fit about it now. "i'm so concerned. I'm so worried" since when? My family is better to him, even he says so. Now they're trying to turn us against eachother, telling him that i'm controlling and telling me that he's been telling them things about me since he left. What a load of crock! Every couple has their problems, but who doesn't. That is by no means what defines our relationship.


      On a happier note, we have decided to get married finally. We've set it for November 1st, but that may change. smiley0.gif

    • I'm homesick so i....

      11 years ago

      Church_Tuckr

      proceeded to get drunk. I started off with a headache, then i decided that I was too depressed and too stressed to continue the rest of the day sober, so i drank...tequilla and jagermiester...probably a bad combo that i'll regret later, but right now...i feel good. I miss my family and friends back home but I at least have you guys no matter where I go so that helps out a lot. I love you guys. You've all became like family to me.

  • Comments (316)

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      oh course I'm gonna go crazy! YOU LEFT FOR FOUR MONTHS!

    • Deliverance

      12 years ago

      exactly where have you been?!

    • akwila

      12 years ago

      really?......that sucks hard. im sorry hun!

      im about to write a journal about my weekend so you can read it then ^___^

    • Gecko_12

      12 years ago

      I love your profile and the do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy made me laugh for about half an hour so i started watching your profile
      sooooo nothings wrong as such

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      AND WE MISSED YOU TOO!

    • Gecko_12

      12 years ago

      O.O

    • akwila

      12 years ago

      so who are you?


      just kidding!

      of course i remember you hun! how the fuck are ya!? you and your hubby darling doing well? i hope so. so what have you been up to this last half a year?

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      YOU'RE FREAKIN ONLINE! LE GASP!

      I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! *HUGGLEZORZ*

    • Stonesword

      12 years ago

      Have to go.
      Nice to see you back.

    • Stonesword

      12 years ago

      That's to bad. He hasn't been on as much either.

      It wasn't meant to be an insult.
      I was talking about the part where he is going to announce that he is going away and says,
      "I know half of you less than I would like and more of you then you deserve",
      or something like that.

      I thought it was funny.

    • Stonesword

      12 years ago

      Sounds like Bilbo in the Fellowship of the Ring.

      Once in a while is better than not at all.

      Hope things are going well for you.

    • Stonesword

      12 years ago

      Of course!

      You missed quite a few dragon pictures.

    • Gecko_12

      12 years ago

      I am so watching this profile its not funny

    • Tzessika

      12 years ago

      Congrats. Hope you three are happy as can be. ^^ Tae care of yourself!

    • Stonesword

      12 years ago

      Congrats on the baby!!

    • Kumiho

      12 years ago

      Gratz on the baby!

    • mb2point0

      12 years ago

      Are you ever coming back?
      If you are, please go visit my old profile:
      MB2000inc, if you would. I'd like to add you back to the original friendslist, if you don't mind.

    • BamBamBradley twitch.tv/BamBamBradley

      12 years ago

      Did what hurt?

    • Legacy13

      12 years ago

      ...will not work when i wanna!!

      That sounds so odd...lol.

    • Legacy13

      12 years ago

      I see you!! Get back to work :p
      ...I'm going to bed XD

    • deathmound

      13 years ago

      *Sits here at work in an area all by his lonesome self*
      call volume is low theres no one else in this cubicle area I still got an hour till smoke break and I'm really really lonely right now.
      sigh I can already tell it's gonna be a long day at work.

    • Stonesword

      13 years ago

      He's probably just happy. smiley0.gif

    • Kumiho

      13 years ago

      lol its great!

    • deathmound

      13 years ago

      Stone swords just noisy

    • deathmound

      13 years ago

      ?? I'm not a tatle tale

    • Stonesword

      13 years ago

      Deathmound says congrats are in order?


    • marklova2006

      13 years ago

      When is Tasha coming back? I miss her soo much.

    • Kumiho

      13 years ago

      thanks for ur kind donation!

    • Hawth0rne

      13 years ago

      hey there

    • Dman82

      13 years ago

      Same shit different day right

    • Kumiho

      13 years ago

      Warm lol is actually paint remover, since the Japanese didn't have any paint remover the other countries in the world were able to sell it off to them at a high price as an alcoholic beverage best drank warm!

    • Stonesword

      13 years ago

      You're welcome.

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      ALL the muppets and what-not look like walkin' carpets XD

    • Kumiho

      13 years ago

      lol if i was trying to mess with your heads don't worry you would KNOW about it lol

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      I don't mind Cookie Monster...he and I are friends...
      ...but you have Elmo under yours...

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      Yes, you...:p
      Didja likey my links? XD

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      You...are so f*ckin' wrong!! XD

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      Shame, shame...

      Btw, I left a linky last and this time :p

    • Kumiho

      13 years ago

      whilst i do silly things on purpose on a daily basis i am sure this is compy problem lol

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      Awww...poor you...*petpets* Where's your mug?

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      *poke pokes* I know you're there :p

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      Well, you've seen my fetish ones...kinda...out there XD lol. Very provocative, but nonetheless, clean.
      But still further...they have ways of knowing where we're at; if it's that big, they'd've found my comp's addresses and such I've been to and had me kicked by now, 'least I'd think so.

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      Not too sure; he heard one of the ladies next to me say to someone something about "indecent images"...and where previously I looked at my last batch of images on RVB (the fetishes and such...) I dunno...
      Hard to say. *shrugs*
      Personally, if someone was to be 'busted'...it'd have happened by now...

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      You've too much time on your hands :p

      ...seems you were right, though; John thinks something may happen to me...he's not sure. (about someone of us gettin' in trouble...)

      No, no links...no time right now...

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      I know...being paid to sit here and just blankly stare around.
      ...I mean just how much do they expect us to get to understanding?? I'm actually lookin' forward to the field work...

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      You are just so funny... :p

      ...a lot of this class is just...boring. Too much like HS...

    • Legacy13

      13 years ago

      ...
      ......uh, huh. :p

      Returned linky XD

    • Stonesword

      13 years ago

      Hey!

      You caught me in the middle of building my index.
      It's there now.
      smiley0.gif

    • Dman82

      13 years ago

      Apparently many since theres always a new word coming out every year smiley4.gif

    • Whedabra

      13 years ago

      There is only one more prelude part (which I will post after I get home), then I will post the first page of chapter 1.....or possibly more if it will fit.

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