CmanXP

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from Ocala, FL

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    • The Story of Crash and Riley

      4 years ago

      CmanXP

      Brad "Crash" Combs (@CrashCombs) is one of the nicest people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting on the Rooster Teeth website. As a noob (of sorts) on the site, I was hesitant to jump headfirst into any conversation without seeming like a pushy "BE MY FRIEND OR ELSE" type of person. I wouldn't talk much, just a quick sentence here and there, and usually I would be ignored... But then Crash happened to be in the chat one day, and he spoke to me in a way that portrayed a friendship of years. We quickly became friends and, soon after, groupmates on the Red Team After Dark group. We played games, hosted podcasts, and just participated in overall nonsensical malarkey and mayhem. After our time together, I came to view him as one of my best friends... One I could talk to about anything and everything without any fear of judgement, reprimandation (unless it was needed), and in total and complete confidence. We were often misconstrued as (mostly)hetero-lifemates.

      And then Riley (@Riley) entered the fray...

      Crash was sent a bunch of hot-as-hell peppers by our dear friend @DerpinNinja and was hosting a Skype call in which he was going to consume all of them at once. Giving everyone in the Sponsor Chat an invite to spectate this hilariously stupid -... Well, spectacle... The room quickly filled and the stupidity ensued... Laughs were had by all, tears were shed by Crash, and tons of alcohol was consumed (also by Crash). Stupid, right?

      Wrong.

      One of these participants was his beautiful future wife, Riley. It was through this act of idiocy and bullheadedness that something absolutely amazing happened... True love blossomed.

      Not at first, of course, because we're not ALL creepy internet hopeless stalkers... But those peppers and all that alcohol together were the spark that set these twos eyes on each other. Then, after months of Skype dates and movie nights, Crash got to meet his object of affection in person. Traveling across the country too meet someone that was introduced on the internet seems like naivete, but Crash was adamant. He HAD to meet this woman. And he did, and it was bliss. True love in the making.

      Some time after this, Crash decided to take his next big step toward attaining this woman: he was going to move across the country to be with her. Wait, MOVING across the nation to be with someone you met online? You can't be serious!

      But he was... And nothing could stand in his way, because this woman had caught him by the heart with an iron grip, and not even Lucifer himself had fallen so hard as Crash had for this woman. So, in an act of true courage, Crash packed up his entire life and moved to be closer to Riley. And they were happy.

      Then it was time for Crash to take the most ridiculous and Earth-shattering step in his quest for Riley. He had thought about it long and hard, and not a single doubt lingered in his mind that he would not let her escape his grasp. He wanted nothing more than to offer his love, his devotion, his life, and hell, even his soul to Riley. So he fell, almost as hard as he did for her, to one knee and asked if she would share the rest of her life with his in marriage.

      Riley said yes. Crash was elated.

      And now we come to present day. Crash and Riley, both living in West Virginia, are married. They have both attained true happiness.

      And it was my privilege to watch this happen from the start. Two of my friends fall in love and become TRULY happy.

      Nothing hurt worse for me to not be able to attend your wedding. And, with my computer issues, I couldn't even send both of you a congratulations video. So this is how I offer my congrats in the best way I know: my words.

      Crash, you're like a brother to me. Nothing makes me happier than seeing you happy. And after all the work you put in, all the risks you took and all the kindness you have given to the world, you deserve every bit of it AND more. I'm so glad to have met you, we've had some pretty great times together (and some pretty stupid moments and jokes together too) and I couldn't think of anyone who deserves a happy life more than you.

      Except Riley, because you are an incredibly sweet, caring and talented girl. You've never spoken to me with anything but happiness, caring and kindness in your tone. You can also take a joke and laugh at stupidity (which is why you're a perfect match for Crash lol). I don't think anybody out there can contest the fact that you are 100% genuine. What I see is what I get with you, and for that you have my complete and total respect.

      Basically, what I'm trying to say is this... You two are everything I aspire to attain in my life. I also hope to marry a woman I consider to be my best friend, and seeing the both of you together gives me the drive and inspiration to carry on. I sincerely wish you both the best in your future together, and I love you both (not in a creepy way).

      Except to Crash... Thats TOTALLY in a creepy way.

      But, in closing, theres nobody out there who will argue that you two were made for each other. And I'm grateful that you were able to meet through circumstance, a miracle, whatever you want to call it. I hope you enjoyed my point of view of your story, because I wrote it with all the love in my heart.

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      To Crash and Riley.
      May your life together be happy, fruitful and filled with love.

      Love,
      Cman

      P.S- If you don't name one of your kids Tyler, I'm gonna be so pissed.
      ;)

    • Comment system

      4 years ago

      CmanXP

      I don't ever read the video comments on this site, but I sure hope they are better than the ones on YouTube.

      Example: People hating on Matt and Jeremy being in AH videos.

      YouTube dwellers don't realize that they both worked their asses off to get their positions at AH, so they deserve every bit of facetime that they get. People bitch that their videos "aren't funny," or "that they're just plain annoying," and "they should be fired!"

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      Come on, people...

      It's easy to critique behind a computer screen, and the fact that these assholes believe their criticisms are on an expert level simply because they spend 12 hours a day on YouTube is simply pathetic. A job is a job, and if you do well at it, you get rewarded. Simple business ethics.

      So I'm hoping the RT community can realize that, even though the current content may not be "to your standards," these people put in a lot of work into what they do. Unless you own a successful brand of media production, your input is not EXPERT... You are just an asshole.

      And no, I didn't tag any C&C in this post because I'm not trying to catch anyones attention... I'm just voicing what I see and how I am disgusted by people's ignorance.

      Other than that, I wish all the happy people and positive outlookers a happy night and an awesome weekend.

      -Cman out

    • 4 years ago

      CmanXP
    • 7 Facts about an asshole

      4 years ago

      CmanXP

      I have been tagged by @Jake to state 7 facts about myself... So I guess I shall indulge in said activity.

      1. Jake's username used to be D0ughb0y. I assume because he has a secret obsession with Pillsbury products or because he used to be fat.

      Ok ok, in all seriousness, I'll start talking about myself now.

      1. I was born the first out of 4 children in Lexington, Kentucky and I moved to Florida when I was about 4 years old (and I regret it every day). And no, just because I'm from KY, it doesn't mean that I go around telling people that they have pretty mouths.

      2. My brother is 21 years old and he was diagnosed with autism when he was 2 years old. This has been a big factor in my life. Basically, I had to grow up with a younger brother, but without the ability to form the usual picturesque brotherly bond. It was tough, but it definitely pushed me to mature a lot faster than normal young boys. Nevertheless, he's still my brother and I love him very VERY dearly.
      TL;DR - Don't talk shit about my brother, he's off limits.
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      3. I don't have many pet peeves, but I have one that is absolute (and possibly a bit neurotic): When I share a shower with a woman, being a family member or significant other, I absolutely hate when some women stick their hair on the shower wall and leave it there. Just the sight of it is enough to make me gag and it gets me quite a bit annoyed.
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      4. My manager at work and I converse in old english a lot... Why, you ask? No clue at all.
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      5. I have a skin condition called Roascea. This makes my face red all the time, so women think that I'm constantly blushing... Which, surprisingly enough, doesn't get me laid.
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      6. I have broken my nose 3 times... 2 times from fighting, because I used to be an angry little shit, and once from getting headbutted by a horse... I was antagonizing him with a carrot and when he couldn't grab it the 3rd time in a row, he decided to show me who was boss.
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      Note* I wasn't smiling like Herc.

      7. I am severly allergic to mushrooms. I ate a stuffed mushroom when I was 15 and it was the most delicious thing I have ever eaten. However, I spent the next 3 days puking my guts out and passing out off and on... And thus ended my mushroom eating experience. But if I ever wanted to commit suicide, I guess shrooms would be the trippiest way to go!
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      I now challenge 7 OTHER assholes to do this shit:
      @Campkin @fedemere @terrets4ever @SkittlzLaRae @Cdevon2 @Clumsy @Giries

      Blame @Jake, he started it.

    • Official Guide

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    • 4 years ago

      CmanXP
    • Best Garen Ever

      4 years ago

      CmanXP

      I had the extreme pleasure of playing a game of Summoner's Rift where our jungler disconnected, I was playing a champion I had never played before, and we ended up surrendering anyways. But I DID get faced off with the most awesome Garen ever.

      Peep this here, babes

      By the way, this video is blocked in some countries. I blame Lil Jon.

    • Soooo....

      4 years ago

      CmanXP

      Does anybody play Smite? I ask because I just started, I'm really bad and I'm looking for friends to play with.

    • Ahem...

      4 years ago

      CmanXP

      Black

  • Comments (75)

    • fluffnight

      4 years ago

      Hey, I saw you and a few others on some League vids for AH Community. It'd be cool to see some more! Perhaps we can play together some time!

    • Ed_Radley FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Aye Aye Cap'n

      4 years ago

      I imagine you're the one who does the Community Hunter series Learning the League? Hit me up sometime for some duo commentary if you ever need it.

      • CmanXP

        4 years ago

        I sure am. And you bet, I'll let you know

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      I usually see your stuff on my log or on the forums, but I'm using your Trials Evo squirrel guide right now and it's really helpful! Just wanted to say thanks!

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        Anytime man, glad I could help!

    • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Present! Hope you like it! smiley0.gif
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      Post edited 4/22/14 11:43AM

      • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        Hehe. Glad you like it smiley8.gif

        And you're very welcome! smiley1.gif

        Post edited 4/22/14 4:07PM

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        This is awesome man! Fucking love it, thank you!

    • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Thank you so much for the mention, you made my day! smiley0.gif

      And sure I'll draw you, although it might be a while.

      • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        I want to smiley1.gif

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        Anytime man, keep up the good work! And you don't actually HAVE to draw me, but thanks!

    • miriam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Ireland

      5 years ago

      Hey there Stopped by to say i loved the idea of the colab video and hope you got more submissions because it was an awesome idea :D Hope to see you at RTX this summer and Hope you had an awesome day today :)


      Dont forget to share the feels

    • Tock FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold WDSY

      5 years ago

      RTAD's reign of terror in Los Santos!

      If you had been paying attention this afternoon, the guy who killed you in GTA V online and collected your thousand dollar bounty..also had a thousand dollar bounty on him, and shortly after I called Lester & saw he already had a bounty, somebody got him. So then he barely had time to respawn before I placed a four thousand dollar bounty on him...and left to start a mission. So I'm not sure if anyone killed him and got that four thousand dollar bounty as well.

    • supertits No Longer Super!

      5 years ago

      Another Floridian??

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        haha there ya go!

      • supertits No Longer Super!

        5 years ago

        Oh. I just got it. C-man. Semen.

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        Yep. Its my last name. (spelled differently, of course)

      • supertits No Longer Super!

        5 years ago

        Does Cman stand for anything?

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        Supertits and Cman.... seems legit

      • supertits No Longer Super!

        5 years ago

        Florida grouppppppppppppppppppppppppp!

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        im totally down

      • FoxtrotTango

        5 years ago

        I'm in. Lets.

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        i dont think so... we should definitely make one

      • FoxtrotTango

        5 years ago

        Heeeeyyyyyooooooo! We need a group. Is their already a group for floridians? I don't even know.

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        All Floridians in the house say HEEEYYYOOOOO

      • FoxtrotTango

        5 years ago

        So much florida up in here!

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        Hello! :D

      • supertits No Longer Super!

        5 years ago

        Hey friend!

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        Another Floridian! OMG

    • LanAnh

      5 years ago

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      Happy Birthday Tyler! :)

      • CmanXP

        5 years ago

        Thanks Lan Anh!
        :D

    • Cove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dancing Shark

      6 years ago

      My Coldass Honky shirt has been delivered. Matching community pictures soon orrrr?

    • Kempob

      6 years ago

      Hey, what's going on?

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Funniest thing I've ever seen lol

      • Kempob

        6 years ago

        Absolutely I have seen DBZ Abridged. It's fantastic. I constantly rewatch DBZA

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        I sure do! I'm working on Metal Gear Rising as of right now. And I don't like DBZ. I LOVE DBZ lol. Have you ever seen DBZ abridged?

      • Kempob

        6 years ago

        Thank you! I hear you hunt achievements. I have a feeling you like DBZ as well.

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Not much man. I saw your art and thought it was pretty good! :)

    • OboeCrazy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Freelancer

      6 years ago

      You are an awesome hunter of achievements.

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Thanks so much :)

    • fedemere

      6 years ago

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    • CaptChump

      6 years ago

      ..........I love you.

      • CaptChump

        6 years ago

        I have the coolest family ever... It's gonna be rough breaking the news to my old family but hey they should have figured this day was coming

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Alright son, put on your big boy pants. Honey, let's pack up the station wagon... It's go time

      • CaptChump

        6 years ago

        We're gonna get our own sit com! Then a made for t.v. movie! And if we're lucky we might even get a video game adaptation! #AmericasFamily

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Next up.... Fresh Prince of Bel-Air family. They're goin' down!

      • CaptChump

        6 years ago

        I think it's safe to say we're the happiest family ever..... suck it Brady Bunch

      • MissMegatron

        6 years ago

        My favorite boys ever!!!!

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        ....... im so proud. My son's a gamer!

      • CaptChump

        6 years ago

        OH BOY!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A SLAM DUNK!!!!!

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        TOMORROW WE LEARN BASEBALL MAH BOY!

      • MissMegatron

        6 years ago

        #BestFamilyEver

      • CaptChump

        6 years ago

        DAD!!!! I'M HOME!!!!

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Funny.... Perfectly coifed hair... No shame in possibly starting awkward conversation with a stranger..... THATS MY BOY!!!! :)

      • MissMegatron

        6 years ago

        Also, honey, meet our son.^

      • MissMegatron

        6 years ago

        I second this.

    • Bigfish FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Mixer.com/bigfish

      6 years ago

      Thanks for the add man. Watched your DMC video over on your site. Good stuff. Subscribed and watched.

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Haha thanks for accepting bro! And thanks so much, I'm glad you liked the video! :)

    • hayseekah

      6 years ago

      Thanks for the friend request. I'm Jessica, nice to chat with you! :)

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Haha nice, nice. I'm working on Devil May Cry right now haha :D

      • hayseekah

        6 years ago

        Sweeeet, I live about 2 and a half hours away from Lexington. I've been pretty much just playing Saints Row right now, but I'll play about anything. :D

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Thats cool! Im from Lexington! Go Cats! Haha. What kind of games do you play?

      • hayseekah

        6 years ago

        I do live in KY, unfortunately. Nothing to do, so I sit at the house playing video games and watching basketball games.haha

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        All of the above! Haha
        I'm an Xbox 360 gamer, I listen to pretty much all types of music (although rock is by far my favorite), I love football- Go Steelers, and cheeseburgers are the shit! Are you really from KY?

      • hayseekah

        6 years ago

        Because I like making new friends. :D
        So what are you into?! Games, music, sports, cheeseburgers, whatnot?haha

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Im trying to meet new people on RT and you caught my eye :). How was i lucky enough for an accept? Lol

      • hayseekah

        6 years ago

        So how was I lucky enough to get a fr? :P

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Im Tyler. Nice to chat with you too :)

    • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Thanks for the invite!

      Any specific reason or just socializing? smiley1.gif

      • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        6 years ago

        Ah the blue one gotcha smiley0.gif

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        The "random western bad guy" lol. Very detailed, i liked it!

      • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        6 years ago

        Thanks! (Which picture was it? - I think I've posted eight or so within the last two days...)

      • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        6 years ago

        Heh I know. I made my account last in march, but only started using it in may. And holy shit there are many talented and interested people on this site worth following. Gotta Befriend 'Em All! smiley8.gif

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Also, I saw your picture you posted like a day ago. Very impressive smiley1.gif

      • CmanXP

        6 years ago

        Just socializing! Too many people on this site like to stick to their certain group of friends, i wanna meet EVERYBODY, ya know?

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