CoffeeNut78

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    • CoffeeNut78

      AND now a real return from the dead

      1 month ago

      I screwed up several years ago. I got drunk I pissed off a Mod on purpose. They banned me. Rightfully so. I made a new account and towed the line. I then deleted the profile in 2013 or 2014 or so I thought. I came back with a 3rd profile in July of 2015. And happened to find an Admin who was kind enough to restore the 2nd profile. Upon the switch to the new site today July 21 2015 I find that my original profile is restored. Just as it was 8 years ago when I lost it. Now I am in a bit of a bind. I have 3 profiles. I already sponsored the other 2.

      One I swore I would delete just as soon as I figure out how on this new site. The one I was given back just before the site change... And now this one! Now by all rights I should delete this one too but I have wanted it back for so long.

      Moral dilemma for me now. I've been good ever since the incident that lost me this profile. It has kind of been given back to me. But I've done so much as MASH1778. Eight years of history here as that profile. But this one shows when I first joined 10 years ago and I do miss being known as one of the few who were here from near the beginning. I became aware of RVB in season 2 2004. I watched all the back episodes over 2004 and milled around on signing up. Then I started playing halo mid 2004 and decided that I would. So, I signed up and sponsored the following year in season 3. Now of the 2million some members here there are only a few thousand who have been here longer than me. And that makes me feel special. But I look at this profile and I look at my 8 year old one. I was a Dick when I had this profile. But I was 10 years younger than I am now. As Mash I've done so much more. Made better friends than the trolls I ran with as CoffeeNut78. I don't know what to do. Hell even the email addy I have on this account is one I no longer have. Strange feeling to know I could take this one back and run with it but that would mean closing the door on a profile that forced me to grow. I really am going to have to think about this.

    • CoffeeNut78

      What the fuck am I smoking?!!?

      8 years ago

      OK First let me explain that it has been several YEARS since I have been able to have a dream while I slept. Well a couple of minutes ago I woke from one that makes up for 7 to 9 years of dreamless sleep.

      I was at work for the army guard doing drill weekend. No big suprise there.... but the dream shifts as they do from time to time and I am on my fathers ranch again...
      But it is STILL drill weekend.... My pop is a PFC I out rank him... That alone is fucked up! But it is durring the spring calving season and I am giving driving lessons to a bunch of new army grunts on a John Deere 4640 tractor. We have 5 troops piled into the cab of this damn thing and one kid bumps the throttle and slipps it into 5th gear. We take off like a shot and one of them yells "CHARG!"

      My dad is getting in a heffer who is having trouble deliviering her first calf..... With the aid of 3 platoons of troops in an army convoy. Looked like the keysone cops in army uniforms.

      the calf is delivered but it is missing it's back left and front right hooves... and looks like it has been well... It looks like it was fragged by an IED or a grenade, but it is still alive. So we have to preform sergury to stop the poor calf from bleeding to death. 1/2 an hour later it looks like one of those rabbits from the new comercial on TV for some insurance company that is reattaching "lucky rabbits feet to poor rabbits." It has one green hoof and one yellow one.
      Later in the day I see a bunch of JROTC kids out chasing cattle in their dress uniforms and my father explains to me something I can't remember right now but I didn't understand it to begin with so telling you wouldn't do any good anyways .....
      The rest of it is starting to blurr as I type I was hoping to remember it all so I could tell you about it.... but I type to damn slow.

    • CoffeeNut78

      enraged pantemime princess margret

      8 years ago

      .....

      Teh unsuspecting breakfast glides ever closer ....
      BANG right in the toast!

    • CoffeeNut78

      ok seriously.....

      8 years ago

      How fucking long is the no pic thing going to go on?



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      Sheesh! smiley6.gif

    • CoffeeNut78

      Life after blood gulch?

      8 years ago

      I have seen people panicking about the demise of the BG chronicles.

      While I don't know if this was an april fools joke or if they really intend to kill off the show....
      all I can say is it's about time for a change.

      I would not be at all surprised to see Red V blue continue and they just abandon the gulch altogether.
      Then again they RT staff may go in another direction but regardless of whether it is over or just a gag I don't think we have anything to be worried about RvB will out live any other internet craze except maybe Newgrounds.... (but that is another story altogether.) So long as the fans of the show never let it die. Look at the Transformers for fuck sake.... they came out when I was in Kindergarten or 1st grade... yet the old gen 1 charictors are still as popular today as they were 20 years ago. Wouldn't suprise me to see Sarge Griff Church Caboose Tucker Simmons,Tex n all the rest be a bit along that line... and 10 or 15 years down the road people will still be saying You COCKBITE!!..... or Blue tard and calling their cars pumas.

    • CoffeeNut78

      I have to paint a house

      8 years ago

      just thought I would let you know

    • CoffeeNut78

      Halo BAR... no not a forum or spam bar..

      8 years ago

      I mean a REAL Bar with a HALO and RvB theme. What would you do if you were payed to create a bar with a feel of the halo world. What would you do? How would you decorate it.

      Me I would have all the waitresses ware tight body suits to look like Cortana.
      The bouncers would be called Jiralhanae (also known as Brutes) from halo 2 &possibly 3 from what I have seen of the previews.

      What kind of map would you use as the bar setting? one of the multi player ... one from the storyline maps....
      Other ideas.
      Drink names and what kind of booze is in them.

    • CoffeeNut78

      I miss season 3

      8 years ago

      Ok anyone else think that out of the 5 seasons RVB has had that season 3 is kinda the bench mark? I mean they guys really shot themselves in the foot by having such a long season? I mean I have listened to the commentary and they say that some sponsors were complaining that the sponsorship period lasted too long.... That may be one reason they cut back in season 4. Season 5 has been good so far but 4 just seemed too short and the story never really went anywhere....

      I haven't even bought the season 4 DVD yet because I am waiting till the end of season 5 then I will buy the both of them and watch them back to back.

      It just strikes me as if season 4 was the warm up and now season 5 is starting to get rolling.... well as rolling as possible given that it only will last 6 months and it started about 4 months ago. Meaning only 2 more months and BLAM back to the 2 to 4 months with no RvB.... smiley2.gif

      Seriously season 4&5 need to be in a box set or something.
      Yeah I know I am rambling .... I do that when I drink.... alot...Ramble I mean not drink .... who am I kidding I drink a lot too. I am on my 9th or 10th Wychwood Hobgoblin ale tonight.

      but I digress... season 3 bench mark yes? no? lay off the booze you drunken jackass?

      Your thoughts here.

    • CoffeeNut78

      Journal time....

      8 years ago

      Been away for a while back now.
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      What you were expecting me to tell you what I have been up to?
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      Foolish mortals.

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  • Comments (235)

    • cold_arrow

      cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Sounds like a plan to me. Good luck getting it all set up!

    • cold_arrow

      cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Things are good m'dear. How are you?

    • cold_arrow

      cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Hey there you sexy beast! smiley0.gif

    • WalkingCrazy

      WalkingCrazy

      8 years ago

      I have one of those!! but I covered mine in a little bit of fake blood and hung it from fishing line so it looks like it is swooping in to get you while you sit on the couch!


      That's awesome! I've been meaning to get one myself.

    • nmorris

      nmorris

      8 years ago

      Hey there. We are both doing pretty well. No kids of our own yet, though my wife is opening a childcare center in a few months, so she'll have plenty of other people's kids to take care of. We aren't planning on having any for a few years. I can assure you I'll offer their souls to you first when we do finally have some. smiley0.gif

      I've never been to either Libations location. We're partial to Zen's and Christo's. We also hit Duggan's every now and then when my dad is playing. That's about it. Congrats on the reenlistment though.

    • cold_arrow

      cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Seems like a fair enough point. Just wondering I guess. Well, good luck with it all. Not that you'll need it. smiley0.gif

    • cold_arrow

      cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      By the way, why are you re-enlisting? Just curious, feel free to ignore the question...

    • cold_arrow

      cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      DAMN!! Nicely done!! I'm uber-jealous! Being pretty much broke and then spending all your dosh at a birthday-do will have that effect...

    • cold_arrow

      cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Oooh, fancy schmancey! And here I am drinking my money away!! So life as an army grunt is treating you well?

    • cold_arrow

      cold_arrow

      8 years ago

      Things are good love, I just got home from a friends workmates birthday party, so in that regard it's great. How's life treating you?