Col_Kilgore

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from Greenville, NC

  • Activity

    • Gah

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      I have way too many alerts to get too. Im sorry for the neglection, I've been otherwise occupied....

      I promise, though, that I will get to them tomorrow.

      Promise!

    • All I Have To Say

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      sm46.gif

      You figure it out...


      -Kil

    • For all you Dino Fans

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      You MUST check this out. It has to be one of the funniest skits on the Dean Martin Show I've seen in a while.

      Dean Martin, you ask? Yes, Dino. He was ( hell, still) hysterical. Classy stuff, too.

      Anyway, check it out. I was laughing for about 5 minutes straight.

      Drunk Pilot

    • Quotes

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore
      Why did the chicken cross the road? To get from the left to the right. He stepped outta rank, got hit by a tank, he aint a chicken no more. Huh!


      Bill Murray rocks. So does the movie 'Stripes'.

      Where the fuck's my truck? Where - ? WHERE'S MY TRUCK?


      - - An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.

      -- You better hit those bunks, my little darlins, or Sergeant Hulka with the BIG TOE is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.


      Haha, good stuff

      -Kilgore


    • Funniest Friday. EVER.

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      Ok, at school we have morning announcements at the start of second period. Announcement is school-wide. Information about clubs, sports, etc., and at the end, the woman says "and will the following people please check the message board at the begining of lunch today...". We can leave messages, or pick up messages on this board in the office.

      So, she says a bunch of names, and usually I dont really pay attention, as I know I'll never need to listen to begin with, and sure enough, she calls down a " Jack Mihoff".

      Class erupts in laughter. Teacher, who had a drink to his mouth, spits it out and is laughing hysterically as well.


      Made my day.

      Apparently, students can just go write a name on this bard, along with a message, and I guess the woman reads the name. Maybe next time she'll think first.

    • Its been about a week

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      And I haven't played Gear of War. Hmmm....

      Defenitely Tonight.

      Takers?

    • Test Drive: Unlimited

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      Actually rocks. Originally, I thought the controls blew, but it was actually the car I choose.

      Its massively multiplayer. I mean, you cruise around Oahu and you see other people ( gamertags) also cruising around. You can then challage them to a race, or just drive them off the road (my favorite).

      I originally bought some type of Alfa-Romeo, and after I got some $$$, I went and got a Yellow Mustang GT, with custom rims. Handles like a dream! Im down to about a grand, so I need to go race some more.....Nissan 350 Z is my next target....maybe a Mercedes or a Corvette...

      Anyhoo, Its a pretty fun game. If you like MMOs and Racing, then this is for you.

      Mike, I lied. I cant do co-op. I had to go to dinner, then TD: U hooked me...sorry dude! sad.png

      Oh, and Mike, go buy this game. Its GREAT!

      Off to bed now....School ( angry.png ) tomorrow....

    • Happy New Year?

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      Is it?

      Anyway, just wanted to post one last journal of 2006! Its been a real sucky year ( well, half of it has been), and I'm glad to see it go. I dont see anyway 2007 will improve my attitude, but this spring should be fun.

      Expect a long journal tomorrow about some stuff...Kev knows what Im talking 'bout wink.png

      Also, Grunty paid the dues last journal. He gets details. PM me buddy, and you get a pic!

      Again, wishing you the best on New Years day ( and the rest of the year) and hoping that you all dont get too drunk!

      [note] This is posted at 11:59 EST. So, it really is the last journal of 2006. EVER. The last time I used my computer. The last time I looked at por-...um...nevermind
      Cheers!

      Brian

    • WhooHoo!!

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      Happy Me! Well, kinda happy. Cant be 100% happy in my position, but whatever.


      back to the good news.

      Remember how I wanted to loose 30 pounds before Prom? You do remember? Good!

      Well, I went to the doctors the other day for a phyiscal. I had the typical stuff ( cough for the Doc, piss in the cup, get a shot, etc.) and get on the scale. DOWN 12 POUNDS BABY! Down 12 lbs in 5 months. Yeehaw! And a pant size as well.

      Funny thing is, I havent changed my daily reutine at all....just eatting less I guess...

      Anyway, expect a new journal soon on something else....

    • Best Pickup Line. Ever.

      12 years ago

      Col_Kilgore
      I'll treat you like my homework; slam you on the desk and do you all night long!



      Thus Endeth the Lesson

  • Comments (1134)

    • bluteamsucks

      13 years ago

      no u fuckin moron i put like 8 of those 17 on there cuz he made me squad leader its not mod cheating if u put mod points on one of ur friends duh he didnt even do it back to me so therefore i shouldnt have got banned

    • 82nd

      13 years ago

      I still wont give you my apple pie

    • Orighackerz

      13 years ago

      Hey..just a question...are they trying to neg-bomb you or something? If so..I'll defend you a little smiley8.gif

      Remember my thermobaric noob-ass breaching device? Well, I've still got it out smiley0.gif

      So...I'll help you out a little if theyre harrassing you...he tried to mess with me...I told him to go screw himself to put it bluntly...

    • 82nd

      13 years ago

      I'll never get over it! I love my apple pie!
      Oh wiat you were talking to the other guy weren't you?

    • jackryan224

      13 years ago

      Yep, you're gonna have to wait about a week though. I'm going to buy a P.O. box for the website; other people have asked me about cash/money orders.

    • JP

      13 years ago

      Yeah, sorry you're depressed. I'm not quite at that point, but it does get lonely in the middle of nowhere.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      I'm in bangor all weekend spending what little hard earned money I have on stuff that I won't want to have to buy.

    • CELTICPRED

      13 years ago

      he is the fan favorite spider man villain, and also my fav spider man villain, he is just such a cool character, i mean, he is just a massive brute spider man, yet he kills people whenever he wants

      i really did like goblin from the first movie, and doc ock was transformation to film was spot on, i loved 2

    • CELTICPRED

      13 years ago

      oh, dude, don't worry about not seeing the white spider on spider man,

      they are saving all the classic venom costume characteristics for venom himself, they want to show that when it's venom onscreen, that he is a completely different person from spider man,

      spider man's spider changes a little bit, but with venom, he will most likely have the larg white chest spider, the crazy mouth, the big jagged white eyes, and the white spots on the back of his hands for we shooters,

      they want to show a difference between spidey and venom, don't worry, it'll kick so much ass

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Sure you can. Tell your dad that you want to go out and see a girl. Only a prude would stop you.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Like I said, what are you waiting for?

    • CELTICPRED

      13 years ago

      why are you dissapointed with it, because it lacks a bigger white spider that spans the chest around the underarms right?

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      So...have you tried reasoning with your parents? I mean, hell, I'd be going apeshit trying to get them to let you go and see her, even just for a few minutes. Hell, I know my dad would let me go, but then he'd say this:

      "Whatever you do son, remember this: Don't tell your mother I let you go and don't name it after me."

      You'll figure it out.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      If it fell off it's time to turn in your man card.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Heh, so hows your...uh...thing?

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Listen masshole, lets not start calling each other names. smiley0.gif

    • macskull

      13 years ago

      With the game, progress is slow.

      With life in general, not bad.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Thats it masshole, you're on! smiley8.gif

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Just did the google map thing, it's quite the trip: clicky

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Naw, I'm up in Bucksport during the evening, half hour south of Bangor. During the day I'm in Castine, one hour south of Bangor.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Not a whole lot. Spent my weekend blasting holes in things and today moving my office. Hows aboot you?

    • sherminator

      13 years ago

      oh yeah. what have you heard?

    • haloguru2552

      13 years ago

      No, I didn't. Silver Falcon made it for me.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      I know you did, but I felt it was cool enough to give him some mods too.

    • mertyle

      13 years ago

      you got a lot of balls using "number1modd" as your title


      Banhammer!


      He was number 4 modded before he was punished for modcheating. It doesn't take much mods to get from -1 karma to +8 karma. No banhammer is gonna happen here, bud

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      yeah

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I won't let me log in! smiley2.gif

    • Dman82

      13 years ago

      Roadblock is on tell him.

    • Dman82

      13 years ago

      isn't that ironic? smiley6.gif

    • Dman82

      13 years ago

      Report that info to a moderator when one comes online ok?

    • MDosik FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      um, idk. I'll see.

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      What do you mean 're-did' my profile? I haven't touched it.

    • haloguru2552

      13 years ago

      I sure as hell hope that he does smiley8.gif

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Put em to good use.

    • callahan

      13 years ago

      no problem

    • callahan

      13 years ago

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    • JP

      13 years ago

      Not unless Burnie is a hawt chixor smiley6.gif

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Hah, victory!

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      bah, if I am you are too, so nya!

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      Fuck you, I'm not some camoed up uber leet airsoftin' mall ninja! FUCK YOU!!! smiley8.gif

    • vtlynch92

      13 years ago

      its a compilcatded riddle,you have to figure out what it spells using A phone to see what letter goes to what #,its VERY hard.
      hint if u want to try: it has a relation to rvb

    • Scragman

      13 years ago

      I was gonna give you a couple zings then my mouse decided of its own accord to give you a ditto as well.

    • SuperJoobie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I know its not being produced anymore. But theres gotta still be some floating around out there somewhere.

    • tomii

      13 years ago

      I would useta drink a fifth of Jim Beam in a night, when I partied...

      The worst was probably a fifth of Jim Beam, a quarter fifth of Mezcal & eating the worm.

      I had to quit drinking vodka, as it gets to be a contest between me & the bottle - who finishes who first?

      I started drinking stuff like Guiness in 1992 - I'll drink a beer or two every couple of weeks or so, but that's about it.

      Even that sometimes gives me bad heartburn

      I think it's a combination of the alcohol & stress (from work & home)

    • MrRandom101

      13 years ago

      Who told you I was mod-trading, and why do you just choose to believe them without hearing my side of the story.

    • film_geek

      13 years ago

      It's a Canadian show, if you really want to know about it, google it.

    • film_geek

      13 years ago

      Ok, just so we are clear...

      Anyway, that girl in the photo, she's not just some random girl, she's from Ed the sock.

    • Nightmar3

      13 years ago

      yes, very safe to assume that.

    • tomii

      13 years ago

      There's an edit since you commented - thanks for the mods, tho...

    • tomii

      13 years ago

      Yeah, but the liquor bottles're a dead giveaway... With all these kids, I can't afford to get schnookered. Besides, my stomach lining's not what it used to be smiley4.gif

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