Col_Kilgore

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from Greenville, NC

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    • Winter PSA

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
      freedom, in water there is bacteria..

      In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
      demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
      the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
      (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1
      kilo of shit.

      However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or
      tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
      through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

      Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

      Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to
      drink water and be full of shit.

      There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

    • REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      Remember, Remember,
      the 5th of November
      The Gunpowder treason and plot
      I know of no reason,
      that the gunpowder treason,
      should ever be forgot


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      Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

    • ESPN is MY FAV

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      "I've been singled out for MLB's drug woes" because you're a dickhead.

      Thus endeth the lesson

      EDIT - My Patriots won again! Beat the Colts 24-20. Amazingly close game.

    • My eyes were tearing up...

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      No more words are necessary to go with this

      Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their cameos, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal! Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our service men and women a young girl, not more than 6 or 7 years old, ran up to one of the male soldiers. He kneeled down and said "hi," the little girl then asked him if he would give something to her daddy for her. The young soldier, he didn't look any older than maybe twenty-two himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her daddy.

      Then suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek. The mother of the little girl, who said her daughters name was Courtney ,told the young soldier that her husband was a Marine and had been in Iraq for 11 months now. As the mom was explaining how much her daughter, Courtney, missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up. When this! Temporarily single mom was done explaining her situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second. Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a military looking walkie-talkie. They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it. After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, "I spoke to your daddy and he told me to give this to you." He then hugged this little girl that he had just met and gave her a kiss on the cheek. He finished by saying "your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything and he is coming home very soon."

      The mom at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as the young soldier stood to his feet he saluted Courtney and her mom. I was standing no more than 6 feet away from this entire event unfolded. As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, people resumed their applause. As I stood there applauding and looked around, their were very few dry eyes, including my own. That young soldier in one last act of selflessness turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek.


      God Bless America

    • Sweet Vengeance

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      It's about damned time

      That church should be ashamed.

      and this woman should be bound, gagged, and left at the end of a shooting range.

      This is old news (at least, the protests and the psycho-lady) but the church thing is all new.

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    • True Facts

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      > What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
      > those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
      > those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
      > achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
      >
      > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
      > questions:
      >
      > If:
      > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
      > P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
      >
      > is represented as:
      > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
      > 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
      >
      > Then:
      >
      > H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
      > 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
      >
      > and
      >
      >
      > K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
      > 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
      >
      > But,
      >
      > A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
      > 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
      >
      > And,
      > B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
      > 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
      >
      > AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
      >
      > A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
      > 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
      >
      > So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and
      > Knowledge will get you close, nd Attitude will get you there, it's the
      > Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

    • OOOohhh

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      Pain meds are the most amazing thing. Evar.


      Good night....

    • A few things...

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      I've been off line for a while; I'm kinda grounded due to poor grades.

      ~ I get my wisdom teeth removed tomorrow
      ~ Its This guy's birthday
      ~ The Red Sox are up 1 game to none, and are currently winning in Game 2
      ~ I ordered a bunch of 5.11 tactical clothes, and they've been delivered. They are nice.
      ~ I bought a Michael Vick jersey (as a joke; I think he's a prick of epic proportions)
      ~ I applied at a local sports apparel/souvenir store. Awaiting call-back. My friend works there, and he hooks me up with discounts (60% off the Vick jersey) and job opportunities.
      ~ I've made my decision about the Masons. More on that later (tomorrow)
      ~ I'm going to Ireland in the summer again. That'll be fun. I'm older, and much more skilled at the forgery of IDs.
      ~ I can officially drive alone. But not after 9PM
      ~ I officially own my neighbors living room, breakfast nook, and master bedroom.
      ~ I finished Halo 3 campaign on Legendary. Sweetness comes with hardships, and the IWHBYD skull is hysterical (I have all the skullzzz). Achievements - 890/1000
      ~ Julia (the bitch from the past, who continues to apparently haunt me) needs to shut the fuck up and stop treating me like a fucking bad guy. Holy Shit. No sense explaining it, but basically, she confides in my best friend, who hates her fucking guts. Long story.

      That is all. I appreciate you guys reading this. It makes me feel better. All my mod points belong to you. Well, not all....most.
      Cheers,
      Brian

    • WORLD SERIES HERE WE COME!!

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

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      FUCKING COLORADO HAS NOTHING ON THE RED SOX!

      FUCK YEAH!

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      Oh, and the Patriots WHOOPED Miami's ASS yesterday. 49-28. Suck it, ho

    • Fuck You

      11 years ago

      Col_Kilgore

      I dont even know if I spelled your name right, you fucking asshat.

      I got tagged, and I could be a dick and ignore it (I really want to), but I'll play along.

      These tags come with directions.

      1. Post these rules:
      2. Each person tagged must post 10 random facts about themselves
      3. Tags should write a journal of these facts
      4. At the end of the post 6 more persons are tagged and named
      5. Go to their profile and leave a comment telling them they're tagged (Not gonna happen)


      So, another dick-ish move, I present to you my highly interesting facts :

      1 - I like girls
      2 - I like girls in skirts
      3 - I like sex
      4 - I like MILFS
      5 - I like boobies
      5 - I like sex
      7 - I Hate Galen
      8 - I like sex
      9 - I like sex
      10 - I like lots o' sex

      Now I tag 6 people ----
      Sicario
      Tomii
      Scragman
      Saint1900
      Meghan

      GET TO IT. And dont blame me.

      Blame HaloGuru2552, you immoral mo'fo'

  • Comments (1134)

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      Hey You!

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      asshole...

    • MofuggerX

      11 years ago

      I've been noticing a strange trend today.

      Whenever one of my friends popped on, I'd post something retarded.

      One minute later, they're offline.

      smiley3.gif

      Weird, huh?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Damn...I barely get any homework. Guess it comes with being a Senior...

      Good luck buddy.


      In public school, junior and senior year are your blow off years. In my school, those are your cramming years. smiley4.gif

    • MofuggerX

      11 years ago

      Well I went onto XBox.com and nabbed your Friend Request... yippee? smiley6.gif

    • MofuggerX

      11 years ago

      I will win that contest...

    • MofuggerX

      11 years ago

      It's going to be some seventy dollars in Canada, and last I checked I'm short twenty... Bleh...

      Mind you, I'd probably be the only person in this new town who would buy it. Last I checked, when my brother was in residence at the university, there were maybe six people who had a Wii, nobody had a 360 or PS3. So I'm not too worried...

    • 0000000x7

      11 years ago

      no it was really really easy.

    • MofuggerX

      11 years ago

      A reminder that I don't have my 360 back just yet. So it may take a while. Hopefully not too long though.

      I mean, jeez, Halo 3 comes out in, what, two weeks?

    • MofuggerX

      11 years ago

      Nerdbomber-hater. smiley5.gif

    • MofuggerX

      11 years ago

      You should check the other guy's log. It's in the journal before that.

      Keep in mind I had to get rid of some lines to make it fit. smiley7.gif

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      yo yo yo =)

      haha.. how are you?

    • Dman82

      11 years ago

      You block out your signature and member number?

      Why not? smiley8.gif

      Do you seriously think anyone would want to steal your reinacting ID?!

      With the internet these days, you never know who's watching.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Yep. I totally will bring it.

    • macskull

      11 years ago

      Only problem is, if you have a metric fuckton of musicks and viddy-oh's, the 8GB or 16GB won't be enough if you want to keep it all with you. In that case you'd be better off buying an iPod classic 'cuz the high-end model has more farging storage than my brand new MacBook's internal hard drive. smiley4.gif

    • macskull

      11 years ago

      It's the iPhone without the phone. Basically it has the multitouch interface, WiFi, web browser, etc, just not the phone features. Oh, and did I mention it's also cheaper and has twice the capacity?

    • macskull

      11 years ago

      YAHOOOAHAYAYAHAHAHAAOOOOOOIIIHHHHAOIAHHOOOOHHAH

      [/random stupor]

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      *waves .44 caliber revolver*

      I win, fucker. smiley5.gif

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Ok, geeze, just calm the fuck down. You'll get your video.

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      haha, well.. thats how i roll smiley8.gif

    • macskull

      11 years ago

      Only if you pay for it. smiley0.gif As a college student my finances are limited and GoW and Halo 3 pretty much are it for me. smiley2.gif

    • Saint1900

      11 years ago

      Gay? How?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Have they shot a gun yet?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Have they shot a gun yet?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Have they shot a gun yet?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Have they shot a gun yet?

    • Saint1900

      11 years ago

      Goldbond powder.... Go man! GO!

      GO! GO! GO!

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      You have sisters? How old are they? Old enough to know proper gun safety?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Locks? On your guns!?

      What kinda green peace/save the whales hippy are you?

    • NUCC

      11 years ago

      Sick game, ( BF2) if you ever need good servers search for the [DAMN] Servers or go to www.damnocracygaming.com and grab an IP, im a pretty good tanker.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      OR, I could kill you and then steal your guns.



      That works also.....

    • Saint1900

      11 years ago

      Shit, I'll be in Texas in AF boot...

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      i was supposed to move there like.. last year, cause my grandpa passed, but we didnt have enough money at the time.. so i dunno, but i go there sometimes to see my Gma

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      im like.. a couple hours from Charlotte, my Gma lives there

    • Saint1900

      11 years ago

      Christ... it's closer to Philly then me. If you were going to be there In the next few days hanging out would be easy...

      hahaha...

      It would end up being like 3 hours or so West to get to my town.

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      im like 30 minutes from greensboro and like.. 45 minutes from highpoint

    • Saint1900

      11 years ago

      Christ... I dont know. Is it near a place called State College? What major city is it near?

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      And I turn 17 in February. With all the shit I'm doing, I could graduate this year...but my parents want me to go the extra mile.

      SCREW THE EXTRA MILE!!

    • Tacoman9

      11 years ago

      1. we ain't gonna get swept

      2. i love the packers to death

    • Tacoman9

      11 years ago

      lol, we will jsut have to wait and see

    • Tacoman9

      11 years ago

      we're gaining on you and 4 games is nothing compared to where we started from (14 1/2 games back)

      we've got the moementum and the variables to pass the Sox and we should before month's end

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Nope. Sorry man. I don't have one.

    • haloguru2552

      11 years ago

      Dude...drive to NC.

      We need to party our fucking brains out.



      I would, but you know me: I can't stand to leave Texas for fear that my body might not be fried by the incessant heat for one day.

    • Spartan372

      11 years ago

      How did you make that Gamercard-ish thing in your about section?

    • Sicario

      11 years ago

      Yes, I am alive. I am having a buddy build me a new computer.

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      11 years ago

      Good idea

      He would sound as smart as he acts after that,,,,

    • Dwarf_Ninjas

      11 years ago

      He must have balls should I want to kick him there

    • mato12345

      11 years ago

      not well

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      oh heh, yeah, im in Randolph county, but the kids here in colorado all go to school at the same time, like the whole state goes or something.. i dunno lol

    • MeggiePoo

      11 years ago

      ahh, its okay.. but i go back the 27th... i thought it'd might be the same for us since we live in the same state lol

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