ColdFusion

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from San Luis Obispo

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    • GeneraI_Beef

      9 years ago

      :'(

    • Evil_Nixon

      10 years ago

      Evan! You're being lazy! Get off your butt and get back on RvB!

      If i can do it you can too! :D

    • AKiRA2025

      10 years ago

      Sorry, wrong person...

    • AKiRA2025

      10 years ago


      Here's an idea. I'll hand you a pile of bones. You have to prove to me that those bones evolved into humans. All the "fossil record" (read: stuff in the ground) tells us is that things died. Implying that one animal evolved over millions of years into another animal is called a theory. Telling people that it's a fact when you, 1) can't prove it, and 2) don't have any evidence to back it up is absurd. If I died and was buried, then someone's pet hamster died and it was buried on top of me, that doesn't mean I evolved into a hamster - it means we both died.


      This is a horrible analogy. Absolutely terrible. Do you know how things evolve?

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      damn right.

    • Zaqx

      10 years ago

      Have a happy birthday gibberish guru. When you going to finish the 56k series?

    • acidrain700 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Done.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      You don't believe I'm right handed? I WASN'T THAT MEAN YOU JERK FACE.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      Kay. It'll take a while. I mean, I would either need you to come here or I would need to drive to where you live. And that's driving. Traffic could stop that. You know, that jazz.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      liar.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      you're just mad you're not left handed.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      No, I'm right handed. I just find it amusing how only white people complain about this. I have too. Making me pretty damned white. But... YOU ARE THE WHITEST BOY I HAVE EVER HAD A COMMENT TALK WITH.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      After that video about left handed people... Yes. Yes you are.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      Nope. Sorry, can't do that. Not that I know you are the whitest kid I know.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      you.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      haha. well. i know i'm messing with the whitest kid ever now.

    • tury

      10 years ago

      IM RIGHT HANDED

    • GeneraI_Beef

      10 years ago

      Nah, that movie is entirely fictional.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      BRING IT BETCH

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      i just know these things.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      you're just jealous.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      i kind of enjoy clothes.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      10 years ago

      Hah, school. I'm off until MARCH. HAH

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      haha that guy got slapped with a fish.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      I WILL TROUT-SLAP YOU.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      fuck twilight. btw.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      EXACTLY

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      :P

    • GeneraI_Beef

      10 years ago

      Isn't someone who can't lose a winner? =/

    • JediJesus87

      10 years ago

      Blocked again.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      10 years ago

      No, why?

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      Haha I dare you to even try.

    • ShotgunBoy

      10 years ago

      Three best things about Ireland:

      a. The girls are easy when you're a teen.
      b. Drink
      c. Our education system /sarcasm

      Three worst things about England:

      a. They have a history of taking what doesn't belong to them ie.Ireland
      b. Too many young people stabbing other people
      c. Lots of Muslims

    • Rental01

      10 years ago

      Wow, i don't even know how to express how dumb that statement is. Do you even know what science is?

      Here's an idea. I'll hand you a pile of bones. You have to prove to me that those bones evolved into humans. All the "fossil record" (read: stuff in the ground) tells us is that things died. Implying that one animal evolved over millions of years into another animal is called a theory. Telling people that it's a fact when you, 1) can't prove it, and 2) don't have any evidence to back it up is absurd. If I died and was buried, then someone's pet hamster died and it was buried on top of me, that doesn't mean I evolved into a hamster - it means we both died.

      Then establish the bible is evidence without using the bible itself. Otherwise it's circular logic.

      If you're reading a book and the information is true and accurate over and over again, and it describes situations that are absolutely true over and over again, and it has yet to be proven wrong historically then I'd say that's a pretty accurate book. More than that, there are over 5,000 independent manuscripts of the net testament, plus 25,000 verified independent portions dating from 50 AD, when it was written to 300 AD. The Tanach (the old testament) came directly from Hebrew antiquity where it was preserved by thorough standards on copy and translation. If you'd like, you can still buy Greek new testaments, in the original Biblical Greek. Secular scholars and historians have written accounts during the time of Jesus and the ministry of the early church (Tacitus (56-117 AD), Pliny the Elder (23-79 AD), Flavius Josephus (37-100 AD)) that match the Bible as well. It has been proven in archeology and anthropology time and time again. More than that, all of the copies of the Textus Receptus (the 5,000 copies above, not the Latin Vulgate which was compiled for Constantine and later changed by the Roman Catholic Church) new testament are identical with only minor changes attributed to copy errors. All of which, when compiled together, were quickly identified and removed. Are you just as quick to denounce Caesar's Gallic War? There are only 9 or 10 good manuscripts and they're dated to 900 years after it was written.

      That's why no one says that, expect creationists who try to put words in other peoples mouths so they can then argue a point that was never brought up and prove to themselves alone that they have made a case for god.

      Ok then, if it wasn't an accident or a random set of events then that means it must have been orchestrated or at the very least caused by someone or something. The order that's prevalent in every step of the process points to an intelligent creator. Evolution relies on chance and random events to produce change, does it not?

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      you'll be the first one to know, chief.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      haha i know right? i wish i actually had done this. i mean, my friends when we were 13 used to like joke about it. we never did it. and that now saddens me. as i get older, i am so not going to be able to get away with it.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      yeah, the way i found out was interesting. just acted like one for a whole month. they finally took me off once we were all forced to stop wearing jackets. getting out of that grave was a different story.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      yeah that's what i heard. just tosses them in the back. funerals are actually just for mannequins that have to come off display from macys.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      yes... yes i could be

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      i could be cuter. :P

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      but it's me. my twitters are adorable. like ME. DAMMIT.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      as you should sir, as you should.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      i seriously twitter a lot. about mindless things. especially with one of my friends because she uses it as a texting service pretty much.

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      twitter.com/denajporter

      there's that. idk. i'm already following you. because i'm creepy like that apparently. sorry.

    • GeneraI_Beef

      10 years ago

      :O

    • Rental01

      10 years ago

      For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness, because what may be known of God is manifest in them, for God has shown it to them. For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse, because, although they knew God, they did not glorify Him as God, nor were thankful, but became futile in their thoughts, and their foolish hearts were darkened. Professing to be wise, they became fools, and changed the glory of the incorruptible God into an image made like corruptible manâ€â€and birds and four-footed animals and creeping things.
      Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness, in the lusts of their hearts, to dishonor their bodies among themselves, who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
      For this reason God gave them up to vile passions. For even their women exchanged the natural use for what is against nature. Likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust for one another, men with men committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the penalty of their error which was due.
      And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a debased mind, to do those things which are not fitting; being filled with all unrighteousness, sexual immorality, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, evil-mindedness; they are whisperers, backbiters, haters of God, violent, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, undiscerning, untrustworthy, unloving, unforgiving, unmerciful; who, knowing the righteous judgment of God, that those who practice such things are deserving of death, not only do the same but also approve of those who practice them.

      ~ Romans 1:18-32

      In the same way that you can't "prove" evolution using science, I won't "prove" God exists without the Bible. What I will do is show you what is plainly evident - no one in their right mind would look at all of creation, all of the order and rules that exist in nature and say "this is a complete accident". What you will do, however, is look at it all, recognize that there must be something much bigger and more important than yourself, and realize that if you may have actually been created then you may have a purpose set before you. That purpose, you may surmise, may be different than your own personal will for your life and, therefore, you'd want to be as far from that as possible.

    • Rental01

      10 years ago

      The analogy is exactly what Christians are faced with. Now, because you asked for it, here's a really BAD analogy that makes the point: It's like you're a construction worker and everyone you've ever worked with and what you've been taught is that you have to use a screwdriver to hammer in nails. It's tedious and painful but it's all you've ever been taught. Then someone comes along and shows you how to use a hammer and you think to yourself that you were foolish not to think of it and that you'd never go back to the old way again. In your excitement you try to show others and they say that the whole concept is retarded and they won't even listen to you. That's a bad analogy because it teaches pragmatism regarding Christianity but the point it makes about how people respond to Christianity is exactly what I was talking about. The point is that you're asking me to not tell you that you're going to Hell for breaking God's laws. You may as well tell a doctor not to tell you if you're sick or rip out the warning lights on the dash of your car. What kind of physician would I be if I knew that you were dying and instead told you, "You know what? You're the picture of health! Keep living like you are and everything will be fine!" How would you feel about a car that had warning lights but refused to turn them on when your car ran out of oil or when it was overheating? You'd think the man a wicked physician and the car defective. I'm trying to tell you about eternity and things that you will have to make a decision on - that you've broken the laws of God and that the payment for that is an eternity in Hell and you're telling me that the message is offensive to you. You're absolutely right, it IS offensive! I'm telling you this so that you can learn about what God did for you so that you won't go to Hell and what you have to do to obtain that.

      It's like I said before - I come to you with the message and I deliver it plainly. I'm not going to water it down like so many "seeker sensitive" churches do, and I'm not going to make it more palatable for you. The message of the cross IS offensive and it's designed to be so that you will react accordingly. If you choose to ignore this and go to Hell then that's your decision - I've presented my case and when you're judged your blood will be off my hands. I just pray that you'll seriously consider all that we've talked about.

      150,000 people die every day. 150,000 yesterday, 150,000 today, 150,000 tomorrow. At some point you'll be included in that number and it's my prayer that you'll seriously consider what I've said to you.

    • ShotgunBoy

      10 years ago

      It's like i'm listing to someone half way across the globe!


      Maybe that's 'cos you are!! lol

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      duuuuuddee. do you have a twitter?

    • denadanger7

      10 years ago

      DUDE. I've posted videos before! =P

      jerk.

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