ColonelCarrt

Male
from Zaragoza, Spain

  • Activity

    • LOL TREND LOLMAOIHRIUGHMIEBX

      10 years ago

      ColonelCarrt

      So, hey, this is me LMAONNAISE:

      Full Name: Juan Martin Sanchez-Delgado Rodriguez
      Aliases: Amigo, compadre, Father, Billy
      Birthday: May 5, 1977
      Age: 31
      Age you act: 7

      Height: almost 4' 7"
      Eye Colour: Brown
      Hair Colour: Black.
      Have You Ever Dyed Your Hair? No way senor.
      Hometown: Madrid, Spain
      Current Town: Zaragoza, Spain
      Do You Have a Significant Other?: No
      Describe Your First Kiss: No.

      Do You Have a Secret That No One Can Know About?: Si.
      Have You Ever Been in Love: Si.
      Do You Play a Musical Instrument: No
      Can You Sing: No.

      If I were a villain I'd be: Benicio del Toro
      If I were a movie hero I'd be: Antonio Banderas
      If I were a videogame character I'd be: What's a video game?
      if I were a superhero I'd be: The Spaniard.

      Also, if I could direct you to my comments, you'll see a rather lulzy declaration of hatred by one Sphynx.

      He no doubt aimed to make me feel bad, but succeeded only in brightening my day considerably. Because, y'know, my day just isn't complete until some poor chap or chapette expresses an earnest desire to see me dead.

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      "But, you know.... this government never lies to its people. There was no such as thing as Operation Northwoods, or MK-Ultra, or the Bay of Pigs, or the USS Maine, or COINTERPRO. Anyone who believes in any government coverup is clearly an unpatriotic, terrorist-loving communist.

      Trust the government -- They're Your Friends!! :D"
      - Anonymous # 974370

    • They fucking evolve.

      10 years ago

      ColonelCarrt

      Y'know. *sigh* I've seen some shit in my years on Roosterteeth.

      I've tried to fight them off, stave back the tide etc. This is proof that I've failed.

      Ladies and Gentlemen, steel yourselves. As this may scar small children, I suggest you send them away.

      Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you....

      The cross dressing furry of Roosterteeth

      The horror is at the bottom of his images.

    • If Solid Snake Were a Green Lantern....

      10 years ago

      ColonelCarrt

      -He would will Gray Fox back into existence. Then, him, John Constantine and Ninja Raiden team up to form the greatest Superhero team ever.

      -George Carlin, Rodney Dangerfield and Don LaFontaine are willed back to life.

      -GL Snake does a barrel roll. Pokemon are real. GL Snake Captures Mewtwo with a standard Pokeball and Snorlax with one made of wood.

      -GL Snake creates Metal Gear Rex. Destroys Japan.

      -"ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH" Becomes the Global Anthem

      -GL Snake revives Freddie Mercury, reforms Queen and they subsequently bring about Peace on Earth.

      -Queen team up with the newly reformed Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash and Nightwish to play the most epic concert ever.

      -Heath Ledger comes back and expresses interest in reprising his role as The Joker.

      -Kirsten Dunst releases a porno involving triple penetration.

      -Michael Moore dies in a suicide bombing. The bomber is Bill "Billo the Clown" O'Reily.

      -Sex robots are released. The sex robots all resemble either Summer Glau, Kristanna Loken, Kirsten Dunst or This girl.

      -Charlize Theron and Megan Fox announce that they are in love with each other and three weeks later release a porno featuring a particularly memorable scene involving a strap-on.

      -Sean Connery, Sean Penn, Temeura Morrison and Bruce Campbell star in a movie directed by Martin Scorsese. It shatters box office records. Bringing in $1 billion dollars in it's first day of release.

      More to come as they are discussed happen. Much thanks to Sentry for his assistance in helping come up with find historical evidence of these events.

    • Eagle Eye

      10 years ago

      ColonelCarrt

      The voice is a GLaDos-esque, omniscient computer bent on killing the President and his cabinet. Why is not important.

      There. Now you don't have to see it.

      It was fun, definitely rent it. But don't go see it in theaters.

      Shia is amazing blah blah blah.

      The character of Michelle seems to serve no conceivable purpose until almost the very end of the movie, when they retcon her shit.

      7/10.

    • The time is now.

      10 years ago

      ColonelCarrt

      Our country has been sold out, we have been sold out. The passing of the massive bailout Bill to Wall Street at the expense of the taxpayer is nothing more than Treason and Theft by our Government. Our elected officials have heard the outrage from the people and are passing this bill by being blackmailed and strong armed that if they do not this economy will fall into Depression. These banks should be allowed to fail for their own bad decisions. We will rebuild, as we always do. Writing a blank check to the Treasury and Federal Reserve is not the answer.

      Our Liberties are being eroded in the name of terror, the Patriot Act and others, and now our Economy is being destroyed and Nationalized / Socialized using the very same tactics.

      It is time for the Amerifags to wake up and take a good look around. The time for peaceful civil disobedience is NOW. We the people run the wheels of the machine. We can bring it to its knees. To send a message of Resistance to a Government that has become corrupt beyond our wildest dreams.

      The Constitution tells us, that if the Government becomes what it has, that we have a duty to rise up and root out the evils and restore it.

      This is a crucial point in our history.

      Starting October 1. The US Military is placing a full Active Duty Combat Brigade on U.S. Soil for "Homeland Scenarios" and civil unrest or a "terrorist attack", clearly this is not telling the whole story and is ILLEGAL under the U.S. Constitution

      Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.

      Our time to make some serious choices is NOW.

      We are not Democrats and Republicans, Liberals or Conservatives, We are Amerifags.

      Resist.

    • Ha

      10 years ago

      ColonelCarrt

      This is what I want to do the entirety of humanity.

      BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS

      The age old question FINALLY answered

    • Feels good man.

      10 years ago

      ColonelCarrt

      Did you know I won the internet tonight?

      Iwin.jpg

      I'm the one with the broccoli dog image.

      Post a the bottom confirms my win.

      Also, enjoy the brief glimpse into how chaotic my browser is.

    • Let's clear it up folks. Seriously.

      10 years ago

      ColonelCarrt

      Okay, this is for all you new people. People like Tury, wency and pennywise should already know this about me:

      I am not, in fact, a bad person. Gedin'la maybe. But not bad.

      I actually seek to help people.

      My methods are...questionable, I agree, but it's what I do best.

      Think of it as tough love. Most times when I troll you, I am actually, in my own perverse way, trying to steer you towards being a better person, whether this be through toughening you up through verbal punishment or giving you a verbal punch in the face and telling you "No, that's fucking stupid."

      I trolled your fat friend (that this actually happened recently is a coincidence I assure you, this is used as an example) you say? Well, it's not healthy to be fat. I want your friend to stop being fat for their sake (and mine. I hate looking at fat people.) so their heart doesn't say "fuck this" and quit.

      I am benevolent in my malevolence.

      It pains me deeply to see the mass of blindly obedient, foolishly trusting, easily cowed, downright stupid and often fat the people of this one fine country are becoming.

      Different people express it different ways. I lash out violently at those I find to be at fault. Namely, the Masses.

      I'm the guy who, everytime he watches the news, ANY news channel, for more than a couple seconds, I start screaming at the reporters with genuine rage for what they're doing, knowingly doing, to this country:

      Keeping it in line by scaring the ever loving shit out of them.

      Drawing attention away from more important things by saturating our lives with things like the latest little white girl or boy who's been kidnapped, or the latest convicted pedophile.

      These things are a problem, but they are not nearly as big a problem as the media would have you believe.

      Focus on the big things. Like the four or so conflicts we're engaged in that are both going nowhere AND costing hundreds of billions a year to fund. Billions this country does not have.

      Pay attention to the failing economy. Which is quite obviously directly effected by the said wasted billions.

      Pay attention to your government bending you over and railing your ass by skirting, ignoring and in at least once case, flat out making up laws so they can get more money from you to blow on shit like cars and houses for themselves.

      That income tax? The one that taxes the money YOU bust YOUR ass to make? Absolutely NOWHERE is there an actual law that says it is either a legal tax or that you have to pay it. Yet you do. Why?

      Anyway, I drifted.

      I am NOT your enemy. I fight, in my fashion, to assure that you do not turn out to be a brain dead sheep. I am your friend. Your protector. Your cabur

      Keep that in mind.

      You faggots.

      __________________________________________________________________________________________________

      "Burc'ya vaal burk'yc, burc'ya veman" - Mandolorian for "A friend in need"

    • Alrighty

      10 years ago

      ColonelCarrt

      So, it's 9/11. On this day seven years ago the U.S Government murdered 3,000+ of it's own people and demolished two perfectly good buildings to get backing for two wars ongoing conflicts.

      You should all be ashamed for believing the official story.

      But, this is not what I am here to talk to you about. No, I wanted to ask you all this:

      Wanna get naked and 69?


      EDIT:
      So, it seems this journal has achieved an expected level of notoriety from a certain cow. I must say this pleases me to end and indeed, brightened up an otherwise boring day.
      ______________________________________________________________________

      "U'kor b'ukor." - Mando'a for "When push comes to shove."

  • Comments (961)

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      Awww.

      I want you to die too....! smiley12.gif

    • sltnHunter6

      10 years ago

      either people have no life or you did something extremely wrong because I have notice all of your comments get neg even on my page and its not me doing it

    • woodchunkz

      10 years ago

      Well good for you.

    • GreenENERGY

      10 years ago

      Start with yourself then.

    • mawshtu

      10 years ago

      And why is that?

    • GreenENERGY

      10 years ago

      Your sarcasm is boring.
      Your dislike for me is unoriginal.
      Get some new material.

    • mawshtu

      10 years ago

      O ya?

    • GreenENERGY

      10 years ago

      Haha!

      You're funny.

    • GreenENERGY

      10 years ago

      You can't always have what you want.

    • woodchunkz

      10 years ago

      Wut?

    • u2babes

      10 years ago

      Yes i will.and ill look down and see you in hell.if you dont become a christian by then.

    • u2babes

      10 years ago

      Im not goin to argue with you because i have faith.ill be looking down with your blood on my hands and saying i could of led him to the Lords side:( and ill live in Heaven for eternity

    • u2babes

      10 years ago

      i wont be there ill be in heaven.

    • u2babes

      10 years ago

      ya if your going to hell for eternity

    • sltnHunter6

      10 years ago

      well who ever did still did it for the lulz ...and money but mostly lulz

    • sltnHunter6

      10 years ago

      The_lulz_motivation.jpg

    • Riadect

      10 years ago

      Your momma.

    • Sphynx21

      10 years ago

      you're pretty much the worst human being I've ever seen on this site. Your consistent insults to the events that occurred on September eleventh just make me hope that if shit ever truely does hit the fan that you're shot in the head for refusing to go fight on the front lines for the freedom to post what you do and talk all the immense shit you do.


      go do the world a favor, cancel your account, go sit in the bath tub and slit your wrists but please make sure to do it vertically and not horizontally as I'd hate to see you actually live through it.


      May there be no kindness for you in this life or the next.

    • Cheshire_Cat FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Registration Team Lead

      10 years ago

      fortunately, the opinion of some random dude from the internet doesn't matter to me in the slightest. Though I do wonder why you feel the need to go out of your way to try to be insulting and hurtful to someone who has never done a thing against you....

    • daruma

      10 years ago

      It does, it's a very cool, original concept. Great, eerie music, too.

    • SpiFFy4JiFFy

      10 years ago

      Wow, I haven't talked to you in ages! Holy cow, how are you?

    • SpiFFy4JiFFy

      10 years ago

      Lol, unfortunately I'm kind of...well no I don't really... oot oh's!

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      I'm missing something here.

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      Sorry if I'm slow to respond, I'm watching TV as well xD and that's okay, no thanks..

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      Suddenly hungry face. I wish my house wasn't so void of food... I haven't really eaten anything all day.

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      Ninjaface >)

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      LOLface.

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      Sadface. :(

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      I'm a very complicated woman ;D

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      LOL, so cheesey. xD

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      xD Honestly, penises are terrifying. But really romantic words'll turn me on.

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      LOL. I'm good, thanks xD I'm so turned off to sex it's almost like looking at a guy is a turn off. :( Sad story of my sex life.

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      Nice. That audio file would probably do more for me than any of my ex's. XD

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      Ugh. It's not. If you notice that your gamercard on your profile has a ? for a picture and silver status, it's not back. I tried clicking it, you can't even sign in on XBL.com. They probably really are going to be offline for 24 hours. But I haven't been on in two days and I'm so fucking bored I'd probably be happy stomping my own toes.

      as soon as that clock hits 12:00, I will be upstairs on my XBOX faster than the eye can blink!

      ...

      I'm such a fucking addict. XD

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      You'll probably kick my ass though xD It's been awhile since I've played. Is XBL back yet?

    • genGrevious

      10 years ago

      nope, just avoiding pointless people who try to feel better bout thier life by shoving lies on people specially on the internet

    • genGrevious

      10 years ago

      ahh, yea he found me so i blocked him

    • genGrevious

      10 years ago

      lol jesus freak found you too?

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      For multiplayer, I have GH3, COD4, and GoW. I had Tenchu Z rented... until I got 1000 GS. xD

    • GodxSpeed

      10 years ago

      Got it. What games do you have?

    • FaintFox

      10 years ago

      Kindly go yiff in hell furfag.

      and people like you never think befor you act............sad

    • Sekai08

      10 years ago

      wa? is true.... and that's what's makes them attractive to both us women and a lot of men......

    • Sekai08

      10 years ago

      most male anime characters look gay............ smiley0.gif

    • sltnHunter6

      10 years ago

      epic, same here
      i see youre having fun with the jesus freak

    • u2babes

      10 years ago

      it meens try and lead you to the Lords side.

    • u2babes

      10 years ago

      Ive tried to wittness to you and i wont stop.

    • sltnHunter6

      10 years ago

      i can see that controversy surrounds your pictures gotta love the stupid people who cant take jokes

    • u2babes

      10 years ago

      Ok. ill look down when im in heaven and say that guy was an idiot and i told you so.

    • sltnHunter6

      10 years ago

      im pretty sure that jesus freak is just fucking with people his comments are way too stupid for anyone......but then again it is a christian we are talking about

    • u2babes

      10 years ago

      um no they dont Mark boston is a christian and hes at a Bible colledge he loves batman.

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