Coltondh

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from Laguna Beach, CA

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    • When One Door Closes, Another Opens...

      6 years ago

      Coltondh

      Tonight is the Season Finale of Walking Dead, AND the Season Premiere of Game of Thrones!! also you know Easter... BUT DAMN WALKING DEAD WITH ITS BEST SEASON YET, GAME OF THRONES WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN AMAZING IS BACK!

    • Halo 4

      6 years ago

      Coltondh

      Now I know everyone already knows how great and awesomely amazing Halo 4 is, but I never made a Halo 4 journal so I just wanted to talk about the many positives and few negatives I had with the game.

      THE CAMPAIGN- I thought the story was very good in Halo 4 and there was so many feels throughout it. I think it really fleshed out the Master Chief and Cortana's relationship, showing that Master Chief wasn't just some gun charging machine that killed everything in sight, and Cortana isn't just some computer lady who tells you you're objectives. Also put in that Cortana's going through rampancy and Chief awakens an ancient evil known as the Diadect(like my grandfather always said, never awaken an ancient evil) who has control of all the prometheans and really just wants to fuck humanity's shit. All of this combined creates a great story and campaign. My only complaint would be with some of the gameplay which had a little too much button pushing in a few missions, it just felt weird pushing a button, killing all the enemies, pushing a button, and rinse and repeat. Also the last mission, without saying anything, fucking awesome!

      ENEMIES- Prometheans are a new enemy in Halo 4 and they drop cool new weapons, you learn more about them as the story progresses but just as an enemy they're pretty cool and it's always satisfying watching them dissolve into pieces. Another cool new enemy are ELITES(BUMBUMBUM) and its never really explained whether it is a rogue group of covenant or if elites and humans just broke their friendship bracelets, either way I like elites way more than I like brutes, so I'm happy with it.

      THE MULTIPLAYER- Now first off I'm going to talk about something I think was really dumb and that is giving the limited edition players all the specializations which means they weren't level capped at lvl70. I have limited edition, but all my friends were shit out of luck until they released all of the specializations. Just something I thought wasnt really thought out, but now onto actual multiplayer. Some people have complained that Halo is becoming Call of Duty because there is now sprint, create a class, and ordinance. I don't think the game adding these things is a bad thing because it hasn't lost what makes Halo online Halo, they've just made it better by not forcing you to start out with a loadout you don't want it let's you choose the weapons and armor abilities you want. Also new game types, most notably regicide where the person with the most points is king and killing the king gets you more points than killing another player, it creates a fast and fun gametype.

    • Assassin's Creed: A Look Back At The Series

      6 years ago

      Coltondh

      Assassin's Creed 3 comes out tomorrow, and as we go in into the future of Assassin's Creed with tons of cool new changes and improvements, I wanted to talk about some things I'll miss from the series.
      1. Ezio - Ezio is a mega badass, he went from a teenager who didn't care about anything other than chasing tail to a badass Assassin's thanks to a little revenge over his dad and two brothers getting killed for false claims. And we're with Ezio from his birth until he's an old man, still kicking ass all the way until he gets to his grave.
      2. Location - Now from Venice, Italy, Rome, and wherever you were in Revelations, there's been some really cool settings in Assassin's Creed. And as I am extremely excited to be in early 'MERICA! I'm going to miss the old locations of Ezio, and even Altair's locations.
      3. Requiesta de Pacci - (Hope I spelt that right) This is really little but I'm going to miss this phrase whenever Ezio killed someone. Now Connor is probably just going to say Rest In Peace all boring and american. : (
      4. Lucy - Ya.......she's dead, so she's not going to be in 3, and since she's been in the series as long as Desmond she deserved an honorable mention. And speaking of Desmond...
      5. Desmond - Desmond has been more of a device to go back and see the cool assassins, but hopefully he becomes cooler, since literally none of the advertising of Assassin's Creed 3 has had him in it hopefully they're saving it for an awesome surprise.
      6. Combat - the combat in Assassin's Creed has been either the easiest thing in the world or just frustrating with enemies that you just kind of slightly damage over and over again until they're eventually dead, or you could shoot them there's always that. And as this easy combat has been a breeze, it's also made me feel like a badass, countering and just destroying a helpless guard. I'm pretty sure they mixed up and changed the combat for 3, so I'll miss you over easy countering.
      7. Multiplayer - I thought Brotherhood multiplayer was innovative and cool! I thought Revelations multiplayer was meh. YOUR MOVE UBISOFT.
      And I made this list because Assassin's Creed 3 is out tomorrow! OMGOMGOMG, my body is so ready for this game and I'm going to hate a week later when I'm going to stop playing for a while so I could play the fuck out of Halo 4! Why would they schedule the biggest games of the year a week away from each other!?

    • Sponsorship

      6 years ago

      Coltondh

      My sponsorship is running out this Friday, smiley7.gif I'll get it again asap because being a sponsor has amazing benefits and is something you want if you're on this site 24/7(#RoosterteethGiveMeSponsorshipForFreeAdvertising smiley8.gif )
      But with so much coming up Halo 4, Assassin's Creed 3, and Borderlands 2 season pass, this is my month of the empty wallet. . .

    • Internet Box Podcast

      7 years ago

      Coltondh

      Howdy, you know that awesome podcast Internet Box? Of course you did! That's why you went on that all bones diet, remember? So the Ray birthday video is out, and I have to wipe all of my fluids on the wall, it was amazing! if you want to watch the video watch it right here. Thanks to Andrew "RED-FACE" Blanchard, Barbara "WHALE COCK" Dunkelman, Dylon "BAZINGA" Saramago, Lindsay "QUAHANUKKAHMISTAN" Tuggey, Michael "RAGE smiley5.gif QUIT" Jones, Mike "FURRY" Kroon, Ray "STINKFACE" Narvaez Jr, and everyone's favorite Kerry for being hilarious week after week!

    • Breaking Bad Season 5

      7 years ago

      Coltondh

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      So Beautiful! smiley0.gif

    • Total Recall Review

      7 years ago

      Coltondh

      So I just saw Total Recall, the original with Arnold "BLARARARARARG" Schwarzenegger, and I actually liked it, it was a traditional 80s(it was made in 1990, fuck you) action flick with the governator himself Arnold "DO IT DO IT NOW" Schwarzenegger and its a great campy old movie. Now refrain your mind from the current movies CGI filled, usually unoriginal with sequels, prequels, reboots, remakes, and now go back 10/20 years where all movies are original for better or worse, and no CGI, which seems like a bad thing but it's really not, I mean I love CGI as much as the next Michael Bay but practical effects are not only sometimes cool but always hilarious just like the gif shown above and Total Recall delivers on the hilarious practical effects. Now Total Recall is no Predator, Terminator, and certainly not a Terminator 2, but it does have a space prostitute with 3 breasteses, so there you go. smiley0.gif I give Total Recall 7 "DO IT DO IT NOW's" out of 10

    • 'MERICA

      7 years ago

      Coltondh

      Happy 4th of July everyone smiley11.gif

    • Legend of Kora Season Finale

      7 years ago

      Coltondh

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      Cant wait for Season 2 smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley0.gif

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