CrazyLiam

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    • "I Cured That Bitch!" Achievement Guide

      10 years ago

      CrazyLiam

      Red vs. Blue
      Xbox 360
      1000G
      50 Achievements

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      I Cured That Bitch! - 100G
      Play Donkey Kong and cure Kidneyism as Grif

      Original Post


      Chiefmon asks:

      On the Zanzibar level, how do you get to the arcade machine? I can only cure kidneyism as Church and Tex using their ghost abilities so I don't get the achievement. Any ideas?


      This is how I got it:

      On Zanzibar (NOT Last Resort. On LR, Donkey Kong is replaced with Mario Bros.), while playing as Grif, talk to Gary and ask him about The Great Disease. After he is done telling you about The Great Disease (kidneyism), tell him you want to help find a cure. He will tell you to find him parts to construct a teleporter that will allow you to teleport to The Great Arcade. The parts are Spare Parts, Wrench, Black Stuff, and a Switch. Since you are on the Red team, simply ask Sarge for the Spare Parts, the Wrench, and the Switch. Asking Caboose for the Black Stuff he acquired from Tucker's armor will not work because he is using it as a substitute for dark chocolate in his Grandma's famous Chocolate Hair Pie. You can't steal the Black Stuff for the same reason you can't steal anything from the Blue Team. Tex! I guess it is possible if you paid Tex to let you take it. She's not really on the Blue Team anyways!. But it's easier just to do it my way. Find Donut and ask him for a disguise (it's just a Fancy Mustache, but it's enough to fool Caboose). Equip the Mustache and Talk to Caboose again. He will not recognize you as Red or Blue! Tell him you are from Blue Command and you need a sample of mysterious Black Stuff to do some super cool top secret experiments that if successful will ensure a win for the Blue's stationed at Blood Gulch canyon. Caboose is very interested and gives you the Black Stuff for free. With all the parts in your inventory, head back to Gary and tell him you have all the parts. He will begin construction of the teleporter. Sleep in a bed. The only place to sleep at this point in the game is in Donut's bed because you don't have your own and none of the other Red's have bed's because they don't sleep (Simmons and Lopez are Cyborgs and Sarge doesn't sleep). After you sleep for 1000 years, talk to Gary and he will teleport you to The Great Arcade where you can play Donkey Kong and any games from the Blarg Honk Series, except for Blarg Hong Extreme 7 which can only be unlocked by completing all of Honk-Honk's missions. Anyways, play Donkey Kong for 48 hours straight and the game will crash. Honk-Honk will approach you and say some stuff that you wont be able to understand unless you have the Honk-Blarg to English dictionary or are holding Andy (which is impossible for Grif until Andy losses weight, later in the game). Ask Andy to translate and he will tell you that you cured The Great Disease known as kidneyism. The achievement unlocks. Congrats

      WARNING!
      This achievement cannot be unlocked by this method if Wyoming takes Gary/Gamma. After that main quest event, the achievement can only be unlocked if you complete Tucker's last mission which is impossible with Grif anyways. You'll see once you get there. I wont spoil it for you :)

      Thanks to Lopez_55, Chiefmon, and Rooster Teeth. I will be making more guides for this game soon. Happy Hunting :)

    • BOW CHICKA FUCK YA!!!!!!!!

      10 years ago

      CrazyLiam

      In Relocated 4, Donut is there at the end and he needs water and before he collapses he says,

      "Grif, he needs help. It's under the sand. Find him"

      COLLAPSE!!! END SCENE!!! GAME OVER MUTHA FUKA

      Is Donut talking about Tucker?!?!??! DUH!
      Is Donut dead?!!?!?! Hope Not! (probably)
      Will the next series be animated!?!?!??!

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    • 20 karma!? That doesn't seem physical...

      10 years ago

      CrazyLiam

      20 karma!? That doesn't seem physically possible!!! Anyways if you see this, cool it. or funny it I don't care. Just give it a positive mod point PLEASE! I wrote an awesome achievement guide an I wanna post it in the forums! If you know of a good place where I can post it for know, please let me know.

      Thanks.

    • OMG, my RvB dvds are gonna be here soon!

      10 years ago

      CrazyLiam

      Tomorrow actually! I can't wait!

    • 2019 years ago

      CrazyLiam
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    • CrazyLiam

      9 years ago

      hey. I don't really use this site much. I bought the dvds tho :). lol

    • itsdyIanlol

      9 years ago

      Will Someone please tell me if that red vs blue game he is talking about is real or not!?! I really need to know so please replay back!! Thanks!

    • CrazyLiam

      10 years ago

      hello :)

    • urclremi

      10 years ago

      hello? o_O *poke poke*

    • urclremi

      10 years ago

      hey, hows it going?

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