Critchin

Male
from Austin, TX

  • Activity

    • 5 years ago

      Critchin
    • My Bus

      5 years ago

      Critchin

      If you low-life passengers take a look to your left you will see a condemned building. That will be your new home. If you look to the right you can see how much better your lives could have been if you didn't enter my bus. If any of you scoundrels would like to exit my bus you can go fuck yourself. I have now run over and innocent power-walker so you are all my accomplices. So, if you would like to avoid jail time I suggest you learn how to swim because I'm taking us in the river. A captain always goes down with his ship but you are all welcome to leave the bus and I hope you get overrun by jellyfish because you are all scum.

    • 6 years ago

      Critchin
    • 6 years ago

      Critchin

      Depression is anger without enthusiasm.

    • Sweet Home

      6 years ago

      Critchin

      Let's take our shoes off and walk across the yard
      Two chairs made of oak
      One for you and one for me with a table in between
      Not to set anything on top
      but so our hands won't grow tired of hanging, intertwined with each other
      Rolled up sleeves of button down shirts, plaid on pearl
      The grass is cool and feels nice on a cloudy summer day
      There is nothing I ever did fear more than you leaving me
      Maybe the summer storms I would hide from
      but nothing more than that
      I don't want to leave from this place
      This spot
      This chair
      Your hand
      I'll recite Walt Whitman and try to impress you,
      just as I do every day, trying to be the smartest man in your life
      It doesn't matter because you think I've done enough
      You are here with me now
      and we can both smell rain coming
      No matter what, I was always scared of those summer storms
      I learned why they happened, what made them happen, and when they happened
      but the problem was
      that they still happened
      I think I'd like to sit in this storm
      I only have one fear I'd like to face
      and I can't do it alone
      Let's sit in the rain together and let it take us in
      You ask if you can sit with me and just be
      Just be, there with me on the lawn
      and I wish you would

    • 6 years ago

      Critchin

      dating girlfriend
      go to restaurant
      eat tasty onion soup
      thinking about going out with Shrek
      disappointed with life
      start smelling onions
      looks to the booth to the left
      see massive green ogre reading menu
      it's time
      I slip cyanide into my girlfriend's food and walk over to Shrek
      take my pants off
      he whips out his massive ogre dick
      start having shrex in the restaurant
      I shrekulate all over the restaurant
      restaurant smells like onions
      becomes swamp

    • 6 years ago

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    • 7 years ago

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    • JazzyBellz FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Hi thnx for the request :D

      • Critchin

        6 years ago

        Thanks for the acceptance :D

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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    • Angus314 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

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    • Angus314 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Hey, i post a "this day in history" list on my homepage in my journal daily and would like to invite you to check it out if you ever get the free time. of course, only if you like this kind of stuff. I would really appreciate it if you checked it out.

      Thanks! Angus314

      p.s. heres my journal roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=1069361

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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      7 years ago

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