Crunchjaw

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from Safety Harbor, FL

  • Activity

    • L4D2: The Sacrifice

      8 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      Apparently Ellis dies.
      Valve left a cryptic little hint, and you can get his hat in TF2; you also got Bills and Bill died as well.

    • What I've been doing lately

      9 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      Well, reading, watching, so on.

      Let's Play is delicious.
      Let's Play Kirby 64
      Let's Play Kirby's Dream Land 3
      Let's Play Pokemon Emerald
      Let's Play Pokemon Crystal
      Let's Play Pokemon Quartz
      Let's Play Pokemon FireRed

      Changes (two separate links there) was superb, it's been out eight days now, I've read it twice. Astounding book.

      If you read the Let's Plays (the Pokemon ones, that is; the Kirby ones are video format), read them in the order I posted them, it helps. If you watch the Kirby ones, the order I posted would also be optimal.

    • Why the fuck

      9 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      Is Twilight being used as an example for anything in my Western Humanities II: Renaissance to Modern aAges class?
      what is this i dont even

    • Face.

      9 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      The Spinal Frontier.

    • It's nearly official.

      9 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      Almost a geezer.
      Where are my dentures?
      GET OFF MY LAWN.
      Damn kids these days.

    • Random update

      9 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      That is all.

    • Ha.

      9 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      Lifted from the "NPC" section of the chat from Champions Online, though for some reason user chat still gets copied in a direct copy from it.

      Soldier: Hey...

      Soldier: Yeah?

      You received Gingerbread Cookie.

      Soldier: You ever wonder why we're here?

      Soldier: It's one of lifes great mysteries, isn't it? Why ARE we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence or... is there really a god, watching everything - you know, with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

      [Zone] Cold Quiver@Crunchjaw: OH WOW

      Soldier: What?! I mean why are we out here, in this snow ,on the edge of this dumb lake?

      Soldier: Oh... uh... yeah...

      [Zone] Cold Quiver@Crunchjaw: VIper does a RvB reference?

      [Zone #59] Zen@Negativity: i have not even made it 15 min all day

      [Zone] Kravix@cturner26: i just logged on and its laggy as hell

      Soldier: What was all that stuff about god?

      [Zone] X15@Relyc: LOl

      Soldier: Uh... hmm? Nothing.

      [Zone] X15@Relyc: Lol*

      Soldier: You wanna talk about it?

      Soldier: No.

      [Zone] Cold Quiver@Crunchjaw: Specifically the "You ever wonder why we're here" exchange.

      Soldier: Sure?

      [Zone] Cold Quiver@Crunchjaw: Of Grif and Simmons.

      Soldier: Yeah.

      [Zone] Kravix@cturner26: anyone wanna help me with kraus?

      Soldier: Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a frozen lake with no real strategic value.

      Soldier: Uh-huh.

      Soldier: The only reason we have a base here, is because Steelhead has a base there. The only reason Steelhead has a base there,
      is because we have a base here.

      Soldier: Yeah, that's because we're fighting each other...

      [Zone #59] Crimson Sword@Solice: what video card are you using ?

      [Zone] Cold Quiver@Crunchjaw: lolol this is gold.

      Soldier: If we were to leave... today... they would still only have a base at the edge of this lake. Whoop-dee-doo.
    • I have spent

      9 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      1/31.2399386096th of my life on this site.

    • Word of warning.

      9 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      I am a heavy drinker.
      (Continued in comments)

    • Oh boy.

      9 years ago

      Crunchjaw

      Time to start a research paper that's due Wed.
      Which mean finding out what my topic is for the first time, as well.
      Fucking hooray for procrastination.

  • Comments (2757)

    • locken FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold We're All A little Mad H

      7 years ago

      Hey Crunchjaw, you've just been FU-ed!
      Happy FU Day! smiley13.gif

    • TiberiusVIII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pizza 4 Life

      7 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!

    • The_Hybrid FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy FU Day!

    • NGU

      7 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day smiley11.gif

    • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

      7 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!!

    • Oddree13 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian x4

      7 years ago

      Happy FU Day!

    • SeanDonnery FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy FU day

    • Big_Bad_Brad

      7 years ago

      Happy FU

    • jries

      7 years ago

      Happy FU Day!

    • RetsMadd Theatre Production

      7 years ago

      Happy FU

    • jennifejz

      7 years ago

      FU!! smiley0.gifsmiley13.gif

    • Keels

      7 years ago

      Happy featured user day :)

    • DrewciferJ FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy FU Day!

    • MrVash

      7 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured User!

    • Shotgunchief

      8 years ago

      NOOOOOO! That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

    • Shotgunchief

      8 years ago

      Haha, I failed and posted three times at one point because the site was failing a little bit ago. I even made sure my post wasn't there yet and it was like "Nope".

    • Shotgunchief

      8 years ago

      Yeah, I noticed you weren't as active. Where have you been?

    • Bella_Rose

      8 years ago

      Oh, thank you :D!

    • Bella_Rose

      8 years ago

      Sorry they're invalid links in the journal.
      If you'd like to see and insult them as well, feel free to send a private message and I'll get back to you :D

    • sithhead2

      9 years ago

      In reply to Crunchjaw:

      I'm glad someone still has a use for the group.

      On more than one occasion I've considered booting everyone from the group, making it hidden and invite only, then leaving.

    • sithhead2

      9 years ago

      In reply to Crunchjaw:

      Why bring this up?

    • Knives_Kill

      9 years ago

      THanks for the heads up.. I don't know what my problem is today

    • TheRecreator

      9 years ago

      The Rooster Cup Pokémon tournament is about to begin. If you still wish to participate, please confirm by posting in the signup confirmations thread by Monday July 19th, 9:00 pm CDT.

      The tournament rules have also been updated. Please review them before confirming.

    • Rokaan2

      9 years ago

      Search on youtube. Galactic Warfare Mod.

    • Rokaan2

      9 years ago

      I've been playing Galatic Warfare on COD4

    • Rokaan2

      9 years ago

      No, it would make me a sith.

    • Sarge806

      9 years ago

      What, Fearow does? Idk. I've actually never used Fearow.

      Drill Peck, eh...... /shrug? Again, never used Fearow

    • Sarge806

      9 years ago

      I think Pidgeot is cooler than Fearow :3

    • Sarge806

      9 years ago

      Freaking Bayleef evolved before Pidgeotto. GR.

    • Shotgunchief

      9 years ago

      Wow, that's going to be amazing. XD Valve said it was releasing in April, I just hope it's soon so I can enjoy it before finals hit.

      Finals are not credit to team. smiley4.gif

    • Shotgunchief

      9 years ago

      That's awesome to hear, definitely will be picking it up then.

      I love being a Soldier, especially since I love yelling, "MAGGOTS" and the like when I'm killing people. XD If not him, then Sniper or Engy. I guess really anything except the Demoman.

    • Shotgunchief

      9 years ago

      I'm on a Mac at the moment (my old laptop bit the dust before I got into TF2) so I'm hoping the version for us has the same stuff for the PC because if it does, I will buy it instantly.

    • Shotgunchief

      9 years ago

      I'm on the shitty console version if that's what you're asking. smiley6.gif

    • MichyGeary FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Red vs. Blue Forum Moder

      9 years ago

      Thanks for the links and info. smiley0.gif

    • StrangerCoug

      9 years ago

      xD I knew it wouldn't take you THAT long to complain.

    • MissJackie

      9 years ago

      haha, its all good.

    • MissJackie

      9 years ago

      lol no the blob is purple.. the color i DESPISE!! lol and its a slow moving.. MAJIGG!

    • MissJackie

      9 years ago

      lol the blob is a heart

    • k1L3rman

      9 years ago

      Hey, just for the record : Please don't "Hooah". It's an Army thing. "Hooah" isn't just a thing you say now and again, it's a thing you earn through blood, sweat, and tears. So please don't use it unless you're in uniform.

    • Degenerate89

      9 years ago

      Oh. Well, that failed epically. I hope you're happy.

      I have once. For my Halloween costume a few months back. Man, that was fun.

    • Degenerate89

      9 years ago

      No, I meant what do you mean by your image comment.

      But yeah, thanks for giving me information that I would rather not have heard at this particular moment.

    • Degenerate89

      9 years ago

      What do you mean by that?

    • Degenerate89

      9 years ago

      You wear a blouse?

      GAAAAAAAAY

    • Degenerate89

      9 years ago

      Like I told Wayde, I really don't like buying things online. I like to have things in my hands when I buy them instead of waiting a good week or so for the object I paid for to get there.

    • StrangerCoug

      9 years ago

      What's even funnier, though, is that every other resolution I've tried has had the right edge of the screen correctly locate itself. Ubuntu did not give me a problem with the widescreen display.

    • MissZahrah FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Yeah, when the muse is happy, I can do a rough-draft chapter in a day. When the muse is very unhappy, it could take weeks.

    • islandkitty

      9 years ago

      San Francisco International Airport.

    • CalvnNHobbes

      9 years ago

      Well, you beat Detroit 4-3 and then beat them again today 5-3.

    • cunfuzzled

      9 years ago

      That's disgusting.

    • Khalahd

      9 years ago

      ::shrugs:: OK....
      Busy as all get-out.

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