CynicalTaco

Male
from Canada

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    • spread the love, and note 4.

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      well, i have a few karma points sitting around.. and im going to have a shitload more... why? because i have a bout 70 more updates i have to read through and comment on. so i want to know if anyone out there has been missing a few mod points and would like me to hit them up? of course, this applies only to those of you on my friends list... so if you need a few.. say hello, tell me whats up, and ill drop some your way. karma... its the give that keeps on giving.

      on another note.. i get to go off for more pain tonight as the kendo society is filming again... curb stomped and chest kicked for me!... which isnt so bad.. at least the other guy is bleeding... im supposed to be picked up by the neck, and thrown.. which will likely be painful.. so hopefully i get it right the first time. what follows is me laying on the ground, "supposedly unconscious" for the next few scenes.. which means i could be spending a while just doing nothing.

      i wonder if keanu reeves started this way..

      no wait... he started out fucking stupid.

    • note 3: to all the nice fucking people.

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      i have a fuckton (metric, im canadian remember) of posts, threads, journal entries and pics to make my own awful comments about.. so bare with me and ill get them all in there sooner or later. to those of you nice enough to already throw a few bones (by which i mean bones) my way (by which i mean karma) .. thank you.. your now on my christmas card list... its just too bad that its a LOOOONG way till christmas.. take small satisfaction in that fact that your love helps spread the cynicism. kudos to you

    • note 2... your head esplode.

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      well, i havent gotten to draw blood on anyone yet today.. so its pretty slow... though, at the same time, no one has cut my skin either.. so i guess thats a keeper...

      kendo is great... why? because it encourages people to beat each other with sticks, untill the bleed, and splinter, causing more blood, and we all fall down. why? because in japan, thats just what you do... actually, no ,, in japan, they use "bogu" which means a type of armor, that is supposed to help soften the blows... but here in canada.. we like the idea of beating the living fuck out of each other.. cause its JUST GOOD CLEAN FUN!.

      on a lighter note.. my webcam works, and i have msn listed... now, WHY do i do this? 2 reasons... 1, i dont give a flying nazi fuck (and being a jew, thats ONE big fuck)... and if you feel completd to look at my face, by all means, indulge.... 2) if i really dont want to talk to you, i can insult you and make your mind rot with my rhetoric, and banter.. which equally provides me with some form of entertainment.

      kudos to you, you crazy fucking kids!

    • jesus christ.. thats a lot of karma!

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      well, its been.. what.. about a month since ive bothered to sign in... well, weeee for me. with work, school, family, christmas, having little to no internet connection, and kendo keeping me busy, along with all the traumatic people ive been dealing with, its a wonder i didnt have this thing vaped and left for dead. but alas, i return to find that my inactivity has dropped me about.. say 50 karma points.. about.. 5/6 levels.. something around there... which means either 1) i have to try to act like i care, and build it back up a bit. dealing with all the 12 year old girls who are bombarding me with their "wow, your avatar is cool, i like stuff. do you like stuff? k i luv you bye bye.." or the 14 year old sexually agitated leet speakers who cant tell "1" from "!" .... *sigh* ... at least i dont have to worry about the constant supply of people asking for pictures of my chest or telling me that im "HaWt" .. like all my breast bareing companions here... c'est la vie, n'est pas?

    • Karma 13, I blame the penis...

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      not that i really care, because i put as little possible effort into this thing as i can, being that i have a life outside of school, and the internet,.. but i do notice an obvious trend of modding to anything remotely female with an icon depicting a similar thing. now, im all for sexual equality, as long as it doesnt require me to grow any breast... and if so, then at least make them tasteful, and not to big... but NONE the less.. i still realize that because of my lacking of female body parts, it is likely that ill run about 10 -15 levels behind most of the women here..

      now, i do realize that there are always exceptions to the rules... like the few girls here with karma 2 and 4.. and the guys with their levels in the 30's... while i do congradulate them on their effort, i can always easily misattribute these scores to conspiracy, and homosexuals, who seem to band together... ever since i openly refused to flirt with some men who thought it "necessary" to hit on me , ive had a hard time keeping my points up... yes, i have made the inference that there IS a Gay mafia... take it or leave it..

      other than that, I can only hope my unique style of bitching, and compassion for the underdog, and the few people who give me a laugh, and thus remain off my list of assassinations come my dictatorship of the free world, i will press on, expecting sub par at best acceptance from the masses

      Your friend in Jesus, Pilate

    • well, thats my fucking good deed today..

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      as many of us might have known, Eponymous* had hit the indescribable goddessness of 49 karma level, 1000 karma points to be exact..

      now, my eyes burned with question, as i saw today she had dropped back amoungst the infidels with a sad karma level of 8.. EIGHT???? what happened i do not know.. but having nothing the hell better today, i modded her about 13 times.. and boosted her up a couple levels to 10...

      merry fucking christmas, and a happy Jew year...
      you're friend in christ, Bhudda.

    • DUDE!

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      Dakta43 says:

      Dude! U r all over the place i see ur picture everywhere who r u?


      THE FUTURE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE! That who!

    • damn bubble bobble.. STUCK IN MY HEAD!|

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      dont you love that?

      im having a blast at OC Remix's... if you want to check out the site (by no means a promotional plug)

      -> http://www.ocremix.org

    • THE WOODEN EELS ARE GOING TO GET YOU!

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      Space Ghost : "moltar.. whats our depth?"
      Moltar : "twenty thousand leagues sir.."
      Space Ghost : "....."
      Space Ghost : " take her to 21..."
      Moltar : " 21?!?!?! ... but.. WHY??"
      Space Ghost : "....."
      Space Ghost : "... because its more Fantasitical..."

      *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK"

      Space Ghost : "... dont answer that.... Its EVIL Dr. Reef....."
      Zorak : "...Im gonna answer it.."
      Space Ghost : "DONT.. if you open that door, we'll drown.."
      Zorak : " oh yah? GOOD"

      ahh.. Space Ghost... how you make me laugh

    • awww, glad to see people care!

      14 years ago

      CynicalTaco

      This user is not accepting comments from you.!!

      i love it, and it said it with big bold red lettering too! thats got to be a festive touch..

      now why, oh why, would someone that added me to their friends list, and still has me on their friends list, and has given me mod points from time to time, not want to hear what i have to say? i personally blame commercialism... and that they just wanted to exclude me from their ever growing christmas card list... too bad they didnt realize that im a jew, and dont like greeting cards (no, being a jew doesnt make you hate greeting cards, it just happens to be the case for me).. oh well, i suppose this is a double edged sword, because i enjoyed their witty posts, and comical images... c'est la vie, n'est pas?

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  • Comments (16)

    • Agyn

      13 years ago

      Have a satisfactory non-denominational capitalist gift-giving wintertime season!
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    • TheGreekMind

      13 years ago

      Hello

    • Aquatis

      14 years ago

      Nice taco you have there ::evil grin::

    • Fhajad Forum Games Moderator

      14 years ago

      I vote for a cleaner, less hairy France! Viva La Taco!

    • BreeBurrito9

      14 years ago

      *cries* this isn't cool at all!...and all I ever did was look funny...:-(

    • ImROCKZILLA

      14 years ago

      Yea...uh...BURRITOS SUCK..they piss me off. Burritos and hippies.DAMN THOSE HIPPIES WITH THEIR PEACE AND LOVE TO THE WORLD, DAMN IT I HATE EM'!!

    • spacecadet

      14 years ago

      nice movie selection. classics =)

    • wolverine

      14 years ago

      dude don't you mean aboot?

    • brettw_10

      14 years ago

      Dude! Kendo! You rock!

    • cool577475

      14 years ago

      get rid of your freakin taco so I don't have a stinkin entree flippin me off on my homepage!!!

    • cool577475

      14 years ago

      your taco bugs me. gir says "I love the little tacos. I do."

    • 5Peppermint5

      14 years ago

      Columbia is the best character from The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    • eponymous FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      1.) Your avatar is making me hungry. Stop that.
      2.) GITSSAC == doubleplusgood

    • crimsonclad

      14 years ago

      I failed it, man. I failed it just for you <3

    • whorinlauren

      14 years ago

      About to bust a move...for sure. That is by far your best option.

    • crimsonclad

      14 years ago

      I go to SFU, actually :)

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