DEATH_LORD

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    • emo...ENOUGH!!!

      12 years ago

      DEATH_LORD

      Uhhmm....

      Who the fuck is this bitch???
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      I think she's in one of those emo bands I'm proud to say I'm not familiar with (Panic In My Dickhole? Pull-Out Boy or some shit?)

      Seriously - this shit's gotta stop. If this dude's gay; fine.

      if not... we need to sit down with this generation and have a little talk. I am sick and tired of accidentally checking out sissified dudes at the mall because it's gotten so hard to tell the girls from the boys.

      It's not even that you fucking teenagers have brought back the worst parts of the 80's (tight pants and shit new-wave music) that bothers me... it's that girls are fucking these scrawny-assed boys.

      Shame. Shame on you little sluts. Shame.

      There's only one reason a dude should look like this:
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      if he's somebody's PRISON BITCH.

      Guys - you've disgraced the Hall of Men.
      You've broken Clooney's heart. Burt Reynolds scowls and frowns upon you. If Connery ever gets his hands on you skinny little pussies, he'll break your "shpine"s with his bare hands.

      Maybe it's time we men teach you girlish 'emo' boys a lesson. If you're gonna look like girls, dress like girls, and act like girls, you're gonna get fucked like girls... so, somebody give me that cute little bitch in the picture's number so I can tear him her a new asshole...

    • emo...ENOUGH!!!

      12 years ago

      DEATH_LORD

      Uhhmm....

      Who the fuck is this bitch???
      emobitchsq6.jpg
      I think she's in one of those emo bands I'm proud to say I'm not familiar with (Panic In My Dickhole? Pull-Out Boy or some shit?)

      Seriously - this shit's gotta stop. If this dude's gay; fine.

      if not... we need to sit down with this generation and have a little talk. I am sick and tired of accidentally checking out sissified dudes at the mall because it's gotten so hard to tell the girls from the boys.

      It's not even that you fucking teenagers have brought back the worst parts of the 80's (tight pants and shit new-wave music) that bothers me... it's that girls are fucking these scrawny-assed boys.

      Shame. Shame on you little sluts. Shame.

      There's only one reason a dude should look like this:
      fuckingemobitcham1.jpg
      if he's somebody's PRISON BITCH.

      Guys - you've disgraced the Hall of Men.
      You've broken Clooney's heart. Burt Reynolds scowls and frowns upon you. If Connery ever gets his hands on you skinny little pussies, he'll break your "shpine"s with his bare hands.

      Maybe it's time we men teach you girlish 'emo' boys a lesson. If you're gonna look like girls, dress like girls, and act like girls, you're gonna get fucked like girls... so, somebody give me that cute little bitch in the picture's number so I can tear him her a new asshole...

    • NEXT W.A.V.E it'll punch your balls off!

      in Forums > NEXT W.A.V.E it'll punch your balls off! | Follow this topic

      DEATH_LORD

      So my subscription to next wave started and i picke dup the back issues and I just have to say this is one of the damn coolest things I've read.
      You got your robots, samurai, fing fang foom.
      It's all good.
      Oh and it's nice to read major marvel book without getting all depressed because everyone's yelling at each other and melodrama gets in the way of face punching and beer drinking.
      I made his post to celebrate Nextwave, do with it as you will.

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    • ROUND ONE: FIGHT A: PRE-FIGHT DEBATE

      13 years ago

      DEATH_LORD

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      BATMAN â€" 1st appearance: Detective Comics #27

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Physically, he is at the peak of human ability in dozens of areas, notably martial arts, acrobatics, strength, and escape artistry. Intellectually, he is just as peerless; Batman is one of the world's greatest scientists, criminologists, and tacticians, as well as a master of disguise. He is regarded as one of the DC Universe's greatest detectives

      Batman also has access to a great deal of high tech equipment.

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      LOBO â€" 1st appearance: Omega Men #3

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Enormous strength, the ability to survive unaided in space, a healing factor that heals ludicrous amounts of damage and an equally ludicrous sense of smell which allows him to track objects between solar systems.

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      GLADIATOR â€" 1st appearance: X-men #107

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Flight, invulnerability, vast super-strength, super-speed, super-intellect, super-breath, super-hearing, vision powers including x-ray vision, heat vision, telescopic vision. Powers based on will power.

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      YELLOWJACKET (HENRY PYM) â€" 1st Appearance: Tales to Astonish #27

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Genius-level intellect. Can change his or any physical object's size to his advantage. Growth/size reduction, to a maximum height of 100 feet or the stature of an ant. Has also developed chemicals and equipment to achieve this effect as well as gear for insect communication, flight and energy attacks. Superhuman strength at reduced size.

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      METAMORPHO â€" 1st appearance: Brave and the Bold #57

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Metamorpho can transmute his body to any of a wide variety of elemental compounds and form it to his will. He is limited to the elements which occur naturally in the human body

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      HOURMAN (REX TYLER) â€" 1st appearance: Adventure Comics #48

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Superhuman strength, speed, stamina and invulnerability derived from use of Miraclo Pill. Effects of the pill last one hour.

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      DARKDEVIL â€" 1st appearance: Spider-Girl #2

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Teleportation, ability to create flaming constructs (most commonly a billy club), demonic regenerative abilities, also shown to have inherited some spider-powers (i.e. ability to stick to walls, super-strength, precognitive "Spider-Sense", enhanced speed and agility)

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      BIGBY WOLF â€" 1st appearance: Fables #1

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: In his wolf form, Bigby is massive, considerably taller than a human being, can carry people with no apparent stress and is a formidable fighter. All other wolves defer to him and call him "The Lord of Wolves". His mixed ancestry gives him the ability to blow massive gusts of wind. Every one of his senses is far above the normal human ability.

    • ROUND ONE: FIGHT A: PRE-FIGHT DEBATE

      in Forums > ROUND ONE: FIGHT A: PRE-FIGHT DEBATE | Follow this topic

      DEATH_LORD

      Batman.jpg
      BATMAN – 1st appearance: Detective Comics #27

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Physically, he is at the peak of human ability in dozens of areas, notably martial arts, acrobatics, strength, and escape artistry. Intellectually, he is just as peerless; Batman is one of the world's greatest scientists, criminologists, and tacticians, as well as a master of disguise. He is regarded as one of the DC Universe's greatest detectives

      Batman also has access to a great deal of high tech equipment.

      Lobo.jpg
      LOBO – 1st appearance: Omega Men #3

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Enormous strength, the ability to survive unaided in space, a healing factor that heals ludicrous amounts of damage and an equally ludicrous sense of smell which allows him to track objects between solar systems.

      Gladiator.jpg
      GLADIATOR – 1st appearance: X-men #107

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Flight, invulnerability, vast super-strength, super-speed, super-intellect, super-breath, super-hearing, vision powers including x-ray vision, heat vision, telescopic vision. Powers based on will power.

      yellowjacket.jpg
      YELLOWJACKET (HENRY PYM) – 1st Appearance: Tales to Astonish #27

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Genius-level intellect. Can change his or any physical object's size to his advantage. Growth/size reduction, to a maximum height of 100 feet or the stature of an ant. Has also developed chemicals and equipment to achieve this effect as well as gear for insect communication, flight and energy attacks. Superhuman strength at reduced size.

      metamorpho.jpg
      METAMORPHO – 1st appearance: Brave and the Bold #57

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Metamorpho can transmute his body to any of a wide variety of elemental compounds and form it to his will. He is limited to the elements which occur naturally in the human body

      Hourman.jpg
      HOURMAN (REX TYLER) – 1st appearance: Adventure Comics #48

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Superhuman strength, speed, stamina and invulnerability derived from use of Miraclo Pill. Effects of the pill last one hour.

      darkdevil.png
      DARKDEVIL – 1st appearance: Spider-Girl #2

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: Teleportation, ability to create flaming constructs (most commonly a billy club), demonic regenerative abilities, also shown to have inherited some spider-powers (i.e. ability to stick to walls, super-strength, precognitive "Spider-Sense", enhanced speed and agility)

      bigbywolf.jpg
      BIGBY WOLF – 1st appearance: Fables #1

      POWERS AND ABILITIES: In his wolf form, Bigby is massive, considerably taller than a human being, can carry people with no apparent stress and is a formidable fighter. All other wolves defer to him and call him "The Lord of Wolves". His mixed ancestry gives him the ability to blow massive gusts of wind. Every one of his senses is far above the normal human ability.

      5 replies

    • I want to order a Pizza from my 360!

      in Forums > I want to order a Pizza from my 360! | Follow this topic

      DEATH_LORD

      I think Microsoft needs to contact Pizza Hut, or vice versa, and make a deal to where we can get Pizza Hut delivery service thru the Xbox 360 and LIVE Marketplace!

      Just think, those long gaming sessions, or even just a gaming party night with friends, how simple it would be to go to the Marketplace, clicking on the Pizza Hut icon, and up pops their menu and specials...they could even show you pics of the items your about to order.

      Our names, addresses, and credit card info (for most people) is already registered on Xbox LIVE. So all we should need to do is click on what we want and then let us pick the time it's delivered and it's done.

      It would make Pizza Hut millions of dollars (maybe even billions) in revenue they wouldn't have normally received...plus it would be an AWESOME feature of us 360/Marketplace users!

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    • the notebook

      13 years ago

      DEATH_LORD

      The Notebook....hear me out:
      This is a fucking horror film disguised as a 'chick-flick'...all of the scariest shit that could possibly happen to a couple in love HAPPENS: (the girl is a pain in the ass to win over, but eventually she gives in, then she gets OLD, WRINKLED, and loses her fucking mind) - they don't advertise that shit in the trailers... after all the bullshit these two go through to be with each other, once they're finally happy - she transforms from tight-ass Rachel McAdams to Barbara Bush AND gets alzheimer's and forgets her poor bastard husband. Since he's old and can't get any young ass anymore, he sticks with his wife, constantly trying to make her remember (he's old, what the fuck else is he gonna do? jerk off? he probably can't)....THEN, once he finally DOES get her to (briefly) remember - they lay down and DIE... "LOVE STORY" MY RED FUCKING ASS!!!

    • Adidas to Sponsor One Week of Free XBL

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      DEATH_LORD

      Adidas to Sponsor One Week of Free Xbox Live Gold

      The Xbox Live Free-For-All, sponsored by Adidas, will keep the excitement coming each day during the week of E3 in the form of free downloadable content like game trailers and demos, exclusive gamer pictures plus free online multiplayer gameplay.

      The Xbox Live Free-For-All starts Monday, 8th May at 08:01 and ends Monday 15th May at 07:59.

      2 replies

    • The Manson Family

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      DEATH_LORD

      Anyone else see this film. After watching it I can say it was an amazing film, very explicit and raw, it puts you right there in that time and situation. It's like you were right there watching the family watching this shit go down in front of your eyes. The film overall is very disturbing in the violence and brutality of the killings (also knowing in the back of your mind..holy shit this really happened), and it has explicit sexual conduct. If you want to see a really great film thats tells a truly grusome story that continues on even today, and tells the Manson story perfectly then pick this one up. But be prepared for a shock...it even has interviews with the the real Charlie Manson...now thats fucked..and shows you how fucked in the head he is.
      This film also has a great message that is revealed toward the end, that people are still mesmorized by this bastard and what he did, and that there are even people who would follow him today. It was almost like a "watch your kids" kind of vibe so this don't happen no more...but you know it will....
      Overall a truly great HORROR film/story/DVD pcackage. *****

      What are your thoughts on this film/DVD?

      2 replies

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    • X_Void

      13 years ago

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    • DEATH_LORD

      13 years ago

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    • jason FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      We use Adobe Encore. The work in that program is primarily done by Burnie and Matt.

    • Space_G

      13 years ago

      The angel of death
      Ive been waiting so long

    • Tarion914

      13 years ago

      You're pretty much my hero.

    • X_Void

      13 years ago

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    • emo_sucks

      13 years ago

      Hey Death. Saw you on the street corner...
      I didn't knew you did that stuff. giggle.
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      You know, after that one time, we haven't talked too much. But hey, that was a fun night...sorry everyone else had to get involved. At least you got to take someone else's life! Too bad she was a norwegien beer garden girl.

      Bye, friend! Can't wait for next month's poker night! We're still on, right?

    • DEATH_LORD

      13 years ago

      Hey Death.

      Welcome to the forum, loved the work you did with Manson. Christ man, with all the work you're doing out in the Middle East, how do you find the time to dick around online?

      Anyway, I was wondering if I could add you to my friendslist?

      By the way, could you take care of Montreal Canadians for me? It'd be a big help.

      checked my email this mourning and got this. The Montreal Canadians suck big time so I will follow out your request.

    • Nsanity

      13 years ago

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    • MunKiy

      13 years ago

      Yo bra, Welcome to Rvb \m/

    • DEATH_LORD

      13 years ago

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