DaMaceMan

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from Phoenix, AZ

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    • BTW

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      That journal about the tuna expires soon, if you haven't read it, do so now... AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!

      And also, Thank you all for appreciating the stupid things i regularly say with regularity ... and hilarity ... ity.

      Oh, and why in the hell am i at karma level 13 when i haven't even touched the "mod" button yet. Is there a karma present when you "level up?" If i help an old lady across the street does it balance out the time i threw her twin sister out into the middle of it?

      How does it all work?

    • TUNA IS BAD FOR YOU!

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      Please take the time to read this and tell your friends - they might want to know if they like tuna.

      And yes... I'm serious.

      www.emailthis.clickability.com/et/emailThis?clickMap=viewThis&etMailToID=1129039888

    • Just to prove the stats wrong.

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      I most DEFINITELY post at other times than wednesday nights ... for example, today is TUESDAY!

      HAH!

      I just thought i would point that out. Add in the fact that it is, in fact, MORNING, and i should be aaaaaall set to go.

      ...

      hah.

      Christian

    • The air is clean and I am Doom.

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      It strikes me that it's been quite some time since i've GRACED these pages with any kind of thoughts, plans of conquest, insights into the meaning of life, or good Scrabble words.

      or EVEN letters.

      a?

      So here's the plan: I'm going to write a sentence using no letters in it, and if you can tell me what i just said, I'll buy you a beer.

      .

      Christian

    • Ooooooh....

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      THERE they are. :-) YAY :-)

      Christian

    • I am bob.

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      Hear me roar a sound of roaring in a roaring fashion much unlike any roar that has been roared before... this roar.

      Oooooo... pretty buttons ... what does this do? smiley0.gif hmmm. that's not quite so pretty. ... maybe this one? smiley1.gif ... how bout this? smiley2.gif this? smiley3.gif ... hmmm smiley4.gifsmiley5.gifsmiley6.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley10.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley12.gif .... ARGH! THERE ARE NO PRETTY PICTURE FACE THINGS!! ONLY WORDS!!

      Dammit.

      Christian

    • I WHOOPED IT!

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      I Whooped it with a thorny branch that reeked of the mortal souls of my enemies and bill gates!

      That's right Microsoft - the thrusting motion i'm making is in YOUR general direction.

      BOO YAH.

      Christian

    • Wanted to

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      freak you guys out by writing two in a row. .. Did it work?

      I finally started going through people's posts recently - including Sjudrum's escapades through the hospital corridors of debauchery. Crazy. BTW, jackass, i left you a message about Hooters! HOOTERS DAMNIT! I'm HUNGRY! Call me BACK! ... That was actually the transcript of a telepathic message I blasted off to Steve-o. Wanted to share.

      Anyone who may be confused as to what magnanimous steel beast i spoke of in my last post - it was the XBOX. Apparently Microsoft's technical support people have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot differentiate between a DVD failure and a Software Glitch.

      Fuckers.

      The point is that my Xbox now says "Call service blah blah blah - Error 11" (... ok, the blah blah blah i made up.)

      Turns out that that's a failed DVD and you have to (after verifying hardware death through disassembly and subsequent disc golf tourney) pay Microsoft 60 or 80 (depending on your level of annoyed surprise) bucks to fix it.

      This to a man who has alter the inner workings of his TiVo and survived the ordeal with ego intact, has about as much appeal as licking my cat's scrotum.

      The parts are coming in on wednesday or so - insert suspensful theme music here.

      I'm going to a capoeira class today to see if i could survive. I have decided to arm myself in various support mechanisms to prevent the inevitable snapping sounds which emanate from my joints just before i collapse screaming ("heave, heaving breaths - flames! on the side of my face!") into a fetal pile on the floor. ... bring it on. This is my week of defiance and rage. I roar. Grr.

      Christian

    • Dear God

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      I have received the error, i have dismantled the beast, and i have order new and shiny innards. Wow.

      Christian

    • New friends

      14 years ago

      DaMaceMan

      There are times when you realize in an almost instant flash that there are people in this world who really do put others before themselves, even if they barely know those people.

      Ennervance and Sjudrum are two such people, and if you should happen to have them on your Friend's list, you should consider yourself one of the luckiest people you will ever know.

      Mad props guys, mad props.

      Christian

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