Dainbramaged

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from Lakeville, MN

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    • Spreading the word

      12 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      bobbyg is having an interesting little 'contest' (giveaway) involving the Nintendo Wii. If you're interested, check it out.

      BACKGROUND
      - In this journal I am giving away some stuff to random people on this site.
      - I am crazy, I know.
      - I have no good reason for doing this: I am not getting paid to have this giveaway, I am not an affiliate of any of the companies/groups that manufacture the products I am giving away.


      This sounds odd, I know, but I believe the guy is on the level. Or he's a very crafty marketing agent looking to get our addresses. Either way, I'm game.

      Edit: Where are my manners? A special thanks to JJMcFly, whose journal I stole borrowed this information from. Thanks buddy.

    • Welllll...

      12 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      So far this costume contest is a bit of a downer. Only one entry so far ( Thanks Raw_316_00) so it looks like it's gonna be less a contest and more of a give away.

      Come on people, where's the spirit? Where's the drive? Where's the lack of shame?

      Oh well, if anyone else does decide to enter (even if it's out of pity, I've no pride) just post it here. I'll even go as far as to extend the deadline until..... whenever I become to inpatient to wait any longer.


    • Things I have discovered recently.

      12 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      I have learned many things these last couple days and I wish to share my newfound knowledge with the rest of you. So here it goes.

      1) Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos are good, but are missing one thing. Sour cream. Dip them in sour cream and they go from good to GREAT.

      2) A friend of mine has informed me that, when eating Bertie Bott's every flavor beans from Jelly Belly, earthworm and dirt flavored beans go well together. Also the pepper flavored beans go well with anything. The bacon are not bad, but the soap and booger flavors should be avoided.

      3) After shaving it was discovered I had multiple Halloween costume options. Mario being amoung them. It was also pointed out to me that with a pair of morriored aviators glasses I could be a highway patrolman and with a perm I would have been a perfect 70's porn star. Of course my wonderful boss combined the two into a gay porn scenerio, cause he's an asshole.

      4) Kids are not quite as bright as they used to be. I remember when I was a kid you would get not one, but two costumes. One with a mask, one without. You then go out, in mask, and scout out the houses to discover who was giving out the good stuff. You then return to those houses without mask to double your take. It's a good thing there were some of us adults there to teach them the secrets of Halloween.

      That's about all the learnin' I can take for awhile. Hope you all found this informative and helpful.

    • Don't look here...

      12 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      This journal is simply to let everyone know I've updated my last post with a pic. It should be good for a laugh.

    • Contest Ahoy!

      12 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      Okay, so I have decided to (finally) post this journal to offically begin the costume contest. I was going to wait until I had a picture to post, but I won't be getting those until Tuesday night, so be sure to check back. smiley8.gif

      So here are the 'rules':

      1) Keep it clean, of course. This is a 'family' site after all.

      2) Feel frre to post multiple pictures. I have no problem with you making a fool of yourself more than once. I intend to.

      3) Everyone who posts a costume will recieve mods. Ultimately the prize for the 'best' (one I like most) will be determined by the number of entries.

      4) When I say costume, I mean costume. A 'this is my costume' t-shirt is not a costume and will not be considered.

      5) I reserve the right to mod or not mod as I see fit. If I feel someone is spamming too many costumes just for mods I will stop modding them and disqualify them for the contest.

      6) The contest will end approximately one week from Halloween. This means (roughly) November 7th, or whenever my day off is that week. This is just for the contest protion, as I know some people will be celebrating late. After that time you can still post a costume and get modded, but you cannot win the big prize.

      I think that covers everything. Remember that originality and creativeness count, but so does sheer ridiculousness.

      Before I go, I thought it would be nice to leave you all with some Mood Music I hope you enjoy. feiertag-smiley-018.gif

      Edit: Okay, it's a bit ahead of schedule, but I've decided that if I'm going to ask all of you to post pics if yourselves in costume then it's only fair that I lead the way. So without further ado.....

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      *looks at the pic* Am I really that fat? Damn. Anyone who does not know who I am supposed to be can leave my friend's list right now, bucko's.

      Edit 2: Yes, that moustache is all me baby.

    • Bugger!

      12 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      Okay, I guess I could mention that I'm having a costume contest. I mentioned it a couple weeks ago, then it kinda slipped my mind. *shrugs*

      It's gonna be the usual thing, submit a costume and you'll most likely end up with some mods for your effort. More effort, more mods... or something like that.

      Since mods people will only be wearing their costumes one night I've decided the entry deadline will be Sat. November 4th so people have plenty of time to scan them up or whatever.

      Just like last time you will not be alone in your humilation, I will be posting not one, but two costumes this year. One will be an extension of last years and one will be entirely new. I'm trying to make as big a jackass outta myself as possible.

      In closing remember these two things:
      1: Tell your friends. The more people that enter, the more people we have to make fun of.
      2. You're never to old to Trick-or-Treat on Halloween. feiertag-smiley-017.gif

    • Down, but not out.

      12 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      I may be tired, but I refuse to let sleep overtake me. I have instead decided to post something that nearly knocked me off my chair when I saw it.

      "Weird Al" Yankovic has done it once again. He seems to know my boss TCG_Chris pretty well, as he has written a song that fits him to a T!

      Of course, I'm sure you all know someone who fits this profile. Hell, maybe even one or two of you are guilty.

      Of course, I never would have seen this if film_geek hadn't posted it in the comics movie thread to begin with. Don't worry, he was thanked with many a mod point.

    • The end is near...

      12 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      For my summer waiver, that is. Yes this is the final week I will be considered full-time at work. This means I'll have more time to relax and spend with my family. It also means I'll have time to reconnect with friends I shouldn't have lost contact with to begin with.

      On the other hand it also means I'll be getting paid less, so things are gonna be a little tight around here, but we'll cope.

      One last note, Monday is Moonracer and my 2nd wedding anniversary. I have something planned, but don't tell her. It's a suprise. smiley0.gif

    • It's Weird Al Time

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      Al has released the first official single from his forthcoming album, Straight Outta Lynwood.

      Would anyone like to hear it, or perhaps even download it? That's easy enough, just visit Al's very own My Space page here.

      Of course if you're into visuals you can see the video for it here at Yahoo music.

      And of course let's not forget that you can preorder the CD over at weirdal.com, like I did.

      Okay, I'm done whoring now. You may all go back to your boring everyday live.

    • Am I weird?

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      As many of you may know I do not have a drivers license (or dictionary) so I rely on a ride to and from work. Well this morning I stayed late at work and thus canceled my ride. I was going to get a ride from a co-worker, but the minute I stepped outside I had an idea.

      It was a beautiful morning (by my standards) it was overcast and cool. Not cold, but cool. And I decided that today would be the morning I found out how long it would take me to walk home from work, should the need arise.

      After going back inside to find the guy who was going to give me a ride (who I couldn't find) I decided to take off. He found me a few minutes later and asked if I wanted a ride, I explained what I was doing and he thought me crazy.

      Anyways, long story short 4 miles and one stop by McDonalds later (I hate thier food, but it's all there is in this place) I was home.

      Left work at 7:00am and arrived home at 8:17am. 1hour 17min for 4 miles and breakfast, not bad.

      Edit: For those interested I will be having a costume contest for Halloween again this year. Saved a few mods up for it, so the prizes should be worth the embarassment. I myself have just ordered the first peice of my costume, no repeat of last year for me.

      So that's a little over two months, that should be time to get together a doozy of a costume.

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  • Comments (222)

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      We weren't at war... it's more of an alliance than a treaty.....

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      I wouldn't say a nerve... But you'd appreciate the difference. Australians are much more abrasive than us Kiwis. Their accents sound like fingernails down a blackboard, whereas ours are nice and melodic. Just as an example. smiley8.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      *flips through his English to crazy Aussie nonsense slang dictionary*


      First of all, I am not Australian - that's like me calling you Canadian. smiley8.gif
      Chuffed is like stoked - pleased, satsified, perhaps kind of flattered or proud - how you feel when something good happens.
      Like if I got an A in my next essay, I'd be totally chuffed!

    • gamen

      13 years ago

      I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

      I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

      I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

      We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

      I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

      I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

      I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

      I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

      We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

      I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

      I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

      I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

      I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

      I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

      I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

      I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

      I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

      I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

      I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Ha! Like I could forget the guy in the diaper smiley8.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Yes, I'm very short... they dwarfed me! smiley0.gif
      Don't worry Dain, I think you're uber cool regardless of your awards status. At the very least, you're now cool by association anyway! smiley8.gif

    • FukEmUp

      13 years ago

      Congrat's man, I know I didn't call.
      But I lost your number and deleted the message Phillis left me.
      I'm proud of you man... good job.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

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    • Mich

      13 years ago

      CONGRATS! Best wishes for the three of you!

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      Congratulations papa! How'd you know I'd want the bubble gum cigar?

    • tyr_9204

      13 years ago

      congradulations.

    • hybridfan

      13 years ago

      Yay for your little baby girl, send her a *hug* from me *aww* S13.gif

    • IrishWalnut

      13 years ago

      CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Took me 5 minutes to reboot.... how long did it take you to type all those comments?

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      Don't feel bad, my friend. There's been a few games out right now that I'd like to have too (Oblivion being one of them), but I have to hold off for the same reason. Being an adult does indeed suck sometimes.

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      My Tauren's name is Chuckroast. It made sense to me.


      That's really funny. Great name.

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      I've been using Lyczewski (human warrior)the most lately. I haven't really played Scrawnypants lately. I started a horde character now too. I know you like to play the Taurens. What is your characters name? I am Burlot (undead Rogue).

      Jason smiley0.gif

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      I've noticed that. Everybody is always looking for a "Tank" on quests. I wouldn't have been able to do the deadmines the first time if I hadn't had a friend with a high level character help me through.

      Thanks for the info and advice. I'll have to look into those items. smiley0.gif

      Jason smiley0.gif

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      No I wasn't aware, it must have been in my subconcious....

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Me??
      <------- is this not a trustworthy face??



      On second thought.... don't answer that! smiley4.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Its funny you should say that... I was gonna say "she'll be a doozy" but was hung up on the spelling. smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif
      As for creme eggs... ecstasy in egg form my friend. I love 'em. Went on a tour of the factory last year, chocolate for miles. I was in milk chocolate heaven.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Nice man boobies. smiley0.gif

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      It's all yours buddy S07.gif

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      I've got the ones from the contest silly goose S07.gif

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      You're roast is ready sir. S07.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Cripes man, talk about hurting a person's brain! I think you just got me back good and proper...
      Touche.

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      I wasn't aware knowledge was so deadly! I mean, it killed Hozak... did you like, lose a limb, or was it a near miss?
      I'm glad I put a warning label on that. smiley8.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      So let me get this straight, you can get an extra 2 hours of usable day, but you have to get up a half hour earlier?..... Hardly seems worth it to me.


      Why does that not surprise me?? smiley8.gif

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      I thought you still were a mental patient.

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      I thought it was damn funny.......

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Getting a bunch of General Tso's Chicken sauce in my beard... among other things...

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Nope. it was my idea... she actually likes facial hair

    • caleba04

      13 years ago

      You know what you should do? You should definitely tell me all the answers to heather's contest. It could be our little secret. smiley8.gif

    • atsamfirg

      13 years ago

      I know cheesecake is a pie...It is a personal joke between me and a few of my friends...Awhile back we were havig people say what was their favorite pie and I said cheesecake, and they told me it didnt count because it is called cheese "cake"...I eventually won the argument but a few people will say cheesecake doesnt count every now and then just to make me laugh.

      thanks smiley12.gif

    • Mich

      13 years ago

      (extended from my journal about the use of mod points)

      True the mods do appear to be set up for a stereo-typical surfer's vocabulary. I think the baby pool thing is just plain fun and an awesome way to share in your excitement at starting a family.. screw the mods. If I win you can keep them.

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      In otherwards a photo editing contest of me.... to look like a whore... with mod points on the line.....and you think I'd be tempted to dress myself up.... just to get mod points???? Dammit... you may be right!

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Now that was merely semantics....

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Hrm..... that comment was evil.... smiley8.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley8.gif

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Energy drinks don't usually work for me, and tonight is no exception. I should have bought some bottles of coke... if only I drank coffee!
      It doesn't help that I've had hardly any sleep this weekend, and I kicked off the morning slightly hungover...

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      we had a truck, I could have helped :)

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Oh sure... blame her... it's a shame I hadn't seen you on line sooner....last wed night... I was in the cities....

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      figures... keep trying to get further away from me...

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      You wish Garth Brooks had talent like mine!

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      I had fun doing the song.... did you have fun wearing the diaper?

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      it means a lot to me buddy!

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      I agree. Alcohol has taken the credit for many of my less than wonderful (or dignified!) photos.

      "To alcohol; the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Ooooh, them's fighting words!!

      No matter what the contest, no matter how amazing the prizes, no matter how great the prestige, I would NEVER have the stones to pose in a daiper.

      For that, I salute you. smiley0.gif

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Not a popularity contest... I'm hoping I'm getting peoples honest opinions on what they actually liked!

    • Tepha

      13 years ago

      *Happy Birthday*

    • Spiko117

      13 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

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