Dainbramaged

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from Lakeville, MN

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    • Has this ever happened to you?

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      Ya ever had someone call you something that just stops you dead in your tracks? Weither it be by laughter, anger or shock?

      This happened to me tonight. My coworkers and I have a habit of ripping on one another. Just good natured fun. However tonight my boss, TCG_Chris, hit me with one that just left me unable to speak, or even breath, cause I was laughing too damn hard.

      While breaking down the load (in order to be taken out on the floor and stocked) I was babbling like usual when I hear "Shut your piehole, pigfucker." ..... How do you respond to something like that? I had nothing. So now I need to figure out something to get him back.

      Speaking of coworkers, I'd like everyone to give a big RvB welcome to Slow Joe, Joe-Lo or my favorite nickname for him Joey Rad. Let's all make him feel welcome and feel free to send him any sort of goofy shit you may come across. He likes that kinda stuff.

      Edit: Oh yeah, for the record, He HATES being called Joe-Lo. That's why we call him that. smiley0.gif

    • Two journals in one night?

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      Is two too many, but I'm doing it anyways.

      So, have you ever heard a song and thought to yourself "Wow, that sounds just like me" or something along those lines? Well while I was recently going through my CD collection I found one that made me react in just such a way.

      While I admit it is kinda mean, I'm only insulting myself.

      Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics.

    • I'm a man of my word.

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      I told JJMcFly I'd post this in my journal, so here it be. Feel free to try and be funny. I know this will be a mighty challenge for many of you.

      1.Your Name:

      2. Age:

      3. Favorite Color?

      4. Favorite Movie:

      5. Favorite Song:

      6. Favorite Band:

      7. Most Embarassing Moment:

      8. Are you a virgin?

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      *** . . . . . . . . . . . . HERE COMES THE FUN . . . . . . . . . . . ***
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      9. Are we friends?

      10. Do you think im cute?

      11. Would you kiss me?

      12. Would you go on a date with me?

      13. Whats my best physical feature?

      15. Would you give me your cell phone number?

      16. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:

      17. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

      18. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

      19. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?

      20. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

      21. Do you think I'm a good person?

      22. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

      23. Do you think I'm attractive?

      24. Are there ever times when you want to call me but don't?

      25. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?

      26. If you could change anything about me, would you? what would it be?

      27.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

      28. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

    • Two guys walk into a bar.....

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      ..... I actually have no joke to go there, but it seemed like a good attention getter.


      Well, well. How's everyone been? Some of you may have noticed I haven't been around much lately, some of you may not have, this is for the former. The reason for this is simple..... my den doesn't have AC. It's hot as hell in here, and this tiny fan isn't helping much. We've been having unusually high temps here in MN the last couple weeks, and it's really begining to take it's toll on me. Add that together with working 48 hours a week and taking care of a little one with pink-eye (don't ask me how she got it, I jiust hope I don't) and it has made for a terribly tired, sore and cranky Dain. Anyone who doesn't believe me can ask TCG_Chris who actually scolded me for it tonight (or maybe he doidn't and that's just the way I took it, whatever).

      All in all I've been pretty bitchy lately and haven't really been in much of a chatting mood. With luck the temps will drop off and my mood will lighten up, until then I'm sorry if I don't do alot of posting, but believe me when I say that I do read your journals and check pics and stuff like that there.

      Until later y'all.

    • The nerd must be heard!

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      While I was going about my usual morning internet stuff I stumbled across a bit of news that made my little nerd heart skip a beat. News I've been waiting to hear for months now. What could this news possibly be, you wonder?

      OPTIMUS PRIME LIVES!

      Now if you'll excuse me I have to go giggle like a little girl for awhile.

    • PSP

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      I am writing this from my freakin' PSP. I didn't even know the damn thing had a browser. *shrugs* I miss my keyboard.

    • It is done...

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      My new computer, that is.

      So with the new comp up and running I have to go and reinstall all the programs I want from the old comp. That means hours of boring install wizard crap. Talk about taking all the fun outta my days off. Oh well, that'll be done soon and it'll be smooth sailing... mostly.

      Just thought I'd pop in and say that, let everyone know I'm still kickin'.

      Later.

    • Life is peachy

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      Or as close to peachy as it gets for me. I have a wonderful family, a 'decent' job and my health. Well, I'm mostly healthy anyways. All of this is my problem.

      You see, I'm one of those people who gets nervous when things are going well. I always have that thought in the back of my mind, the one that says "The shit is about to hit the fan." This wouldn't be so bad, except I'm usually right.

      Last time I had this feeling I was laid off. I don't believe that's going to happen, so no worries there. I also don't think that anything is going to happen to Moon or Gwen.

      I do, however, have a bad feeling about my health. More specifically my ankle/foot. I've been having alot of problems with my right ankle/foot lately. If my ankle doesn't feel like it's sprained (even though I know it's not) then my foot feels like it's deeply bruised. I know this can't be a good thing. Fortunately I'll have benefits soon and will be able to go get it checked out. I just hope I hold out.

      Why am I telling everyone this? To be honest, it's because I think Moon's getting sick of hearing about it and I need someone to bitch too. smiley0.gif

      In other Bramaged News, I have just ordered the final components for my new computer. Within the next week I should have them and can begin assembly. Sweet.

      Well, I should go do something productive with my day... or maybe go to bed early. I have a feeling I have a long night ahead of me at work.

    • I have to get this off my chest....

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      I feel bad. I think I may be a bad person, but I'm gonna let all of you decide.

      You see, I find this song very, very funny.

      Does this make me a bad person?

    • Aww crap, I've been tagged.

      13 years ago

      Dainbramaged

      Thanks alot Walnut, now I have to reveal a little more about the man that is... Dainbramaged. smiley0.gif

      10. I have many fears. Including, but not limited too, snakes, spiders, heights and confined spaces.

      9. I tend to bite my nails... alot.

      8. I'm an almost obsessive collector. I will collect just about anything. Cards, comics, toys, video games... just to name a few.

      7. I was once dropped on my head (DDT style) by my older brother... on a concrete floor.... at school.

      6. I own all of "weird Al" Yankovic's albums, except one. I never bought greatest hits vol. 2.

      5. I have played all of, and beaten most of, the Pokemon games for the Gameboy.

      4. I owe everything that I am to one man. My friend Brian (Fukemup). If he hadn't introdued me to the internet, and self esteem, who knows where I'd be today.

      3. I tend to spoil the children of friends and family at Christmas. And I intend to continue this trend long into the future.

      2. I have never driven a car in my life.

      1. I tend to dismiss compliments, yet dwell on insults and take them personally.

      There you have it, 10 things you maight not have known, or cared to know, about me.

      And I shall tag... no one. I think everyone's been covered. Also I'm afraid to tag Fukemup, he may hurt me for it.

  • About Me

  • Comments (222)

    • Andymatron

      13 years ago

      Happy B-Day smiley0.gif

    • abeus

      13 years ago

      Hello Birthday boy!

      I hope you have a good day smiley0.gif

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Happy Birthday you big ugl... nice man with the huge sledgehammer!

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      If you're friend is that scary.... why go out with him? What's he gonna do.... give you a lap dance?

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      30? hmmmm then I would think it fitting to get a mod point for every year....

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      The question is..... will you move with her?

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Yeah, but then she'd be free to move where ever she'd like to go... somewhere warm.....

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      If you came trick or treating at my place... I'd give you all the candy I had..... then I'd call 911.... ;)

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      I guess next contest... you'll have to quit :)

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Did you try google image for beers?

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      PS.... it goes well with your favorite sport... so it seems....

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      46 was fine... I could still copy and paste.... :)

    • Minywheats

      13 years ago

      Im sure it will be enough time, I will give her a hand, shes not very good at getting things attacted and loaded on the computer, great imagination, not very good computer skills

    • Minywheats

      13 years ago

      thanks for the reply my wife will love this, I will tell her when ever she decides to get out of bed

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      I don't see anything wrong with being an ex-wrestler. I think his stance on public impalings may hurt his chances though. That and his decorating ideas for the Governors mansion. smiley8.gif

    • TCG_Chris

      13 years ago

      Yes...there is a Vampire running for governor.

      Here's the link to the full story!

      www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=116399

    • Heather

      13 years ago

      Bring it beee-yatch! smiley8.gif

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      Is there a Vampire running for Governor of MN this year? Saw a weird article and thought I might ask a local.

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      I'm looking forward to this "picture"

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      27th

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Better yet, you... in a diaper.... at work... with co workers laughing at you... now that would be worthy

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      If you embarrass yourself that much... you are bound to win ;)

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      how's the contest coming along?

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      If he ever gets "Kudos" for a good job, he'll be expecting a snack instead of a pat on the back...... when he doesn't get his snack, he'll be depressed..... when he gets depressed... he'll do poorly in school.... when he does poorly in school.. he'll drop out, get a job at mc donald's for life...

      how is that not scarring? smiley8.gifsmiley8.gifsmiley8.gif

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Smart ass... don't define Kudos in a different context... poor kid'll be scarred

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Yes, they are called "Depends"

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      the 20th

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      How goes the battle?

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      What does it matter, I'll probably be letting friends see it tonight or tomorrow.....

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      are you really trying to up the stakes? how about wearing a baby diaper and sucking on a nuk

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      You know, by saying "Whatever it takes" is pretty dangerous, I could ask for pics of the person entering the contest to wear a bra and panties....and if you would do that... I would so laugh my ass off... that... well, yeah, I guess you would win

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      If that be the case, I play on the Perenolde server.


      My buddy is on the Saramar server. I guess that's what it's called. I will probably try there first.

      Thanks again. smiley0.gif

    • lefty

      13 years ago

      Nintendo's site sells a wi-fi adapter for the DS that you plug into any USB port. Go to the site to find out about it.

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Thanks man..... remember... Santa likes beer and pizza.... much more than cookies and milk

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Yeah, I definitely want to be Santa when I grow up

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      I would too... but it would be rude of me to campaign for that... I think.....

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      thanks man... you didn't have to do it... but every little bit helps :)

    • jaly223

      13 years ago


      8nrlm
      Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year.
      ad6ww

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Work.... although there are some things to be said about the in laws

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Glad to hear it.... of course the other option is to not to join..... LOL

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Well, you did say make it hard..... ;)

      Besides it's more like putting words in a pic

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      Let's put it this way.... I will be posting pics in my list for you to edit.... among other things

    • JJMcFly

      13 years ago

      I plan to, but with comments like that... you may become the least popular person in our little circle ;) j/k

    • IrishWalnut

      13 years ago

      Quasi inspired by your comment, I'm going to post a journal with all the short story titles I have for a book I had planned to write about my family.

    • jaly223

      13 years ago

      X-Box, Lost Chapters.

    • 02sonny

      13 years ago

      HOw's everything been goin' man?

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      I'm pretty sure the He-Man game sucked, but I didn't really expect much out of it. Now the cartoon on the other hand, undoubtably one of my favorites smiley1.gif

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      Never thought about it, but I guess I do have a lot of spandex clad guys in my image section.. If they were'nt Superhero's, I might have to worry about my subconscience smiley0.gif

    • gameboi

      13 years ago

      Who's your favorite 80's icon?

    • Ticonderoga

      13 years ago

      sounds pretty paranoid. "...hope no one's watching...." "...they laugh at me..." i myself post comments & journal entries w/a tin foil helmet. no thought peekers for me! no laughing inside my head either. problem solved. smiley0.gif

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