Dakatah

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    • I'M NOT A FUCKING NAZI!!!!!

      12 years ago

      Dakatah

      what a good for nothing bastard... i have a story like that from my Jewish friend... who isn't my friend anymore....

      Friend: hey men, where did u originate form.... I'm from Italy.
      Me: Uhhh.....
      Friend: What?
      Me: Random... but i don't know, i'll get back to you on it

      Tommarow

      Me: hey man, do u remember when u asked me where i originated from yesterday?
      Friend: yea, wait, yea
      Me: oh score, but anyway, i originate form Denmark, Canida, England, and Germany.
      Friend: dude.... don't hurt me.
      Me: what?
      Friend: Don't hurt me...
      Me: wtf what r u talking about
      Friend: (shouts) STAY AWAY FROM THIS PERSON, HE IS A SON OF HITLER'S COME TO KILL US ALL AND RAPE OUR WIFES!!!!!!!
      Me: (pissed) Dude, wtf, i'm not a fucking son of Hitler.... and i don't wana rape anyone
      Friend: Stay away you fucking Nazi, don't ever come near me again.

      END

      he pissed me off so bad!!!!

    • Uhg

      12 years ago

      Dakatah

      Okay, so Today, I hung out w/ my grilfriend, and when we were relaxing, smooching on my bed, then my mom walked in and asks me for my laundry, and then stops and stares at me. She asked me too double glove it and walked out.... I was so furious, and then a little squeek came from behind me... My girlfriend was laughing i shortly relized.... and then she turned a little blue... and she stoped moving.... and we took her to the hospital, and about an hour later the Doctor said she has chocked on her own spit... but she ok... and you can go home after YOU pay the bill..... 2k for spit, that day sucked ass... i thought it might make u feel better tho...

    • Today

      12 years ago

      Dakatah

      I'm telling you to trust the signs when they say "no tresspassing, intruders will be shot" form first hand expirience.

      and pirates 3 isn't that good.

    • My days expierience

      12 years ago

      Dakatah

      yes, today, i learned somethings, YEAH, I PAYED ATENTION, I'm still recovering from the shock 2. Any how, never, never get a hard on when the girl you like is sittin' on yer lap, geometry is easy if you passed alg. and last, never jump of a building into a pool, and hit the sidewalk, insted of water.

    • About me

      12 years ago

      Dakatah

      All i can think of is there is a girl in my life, i eat to much, and i pwn at almost all first person shooters.

      Girl: Her name is Robin, and i know she likes me, she keeps giving me little signals and holding my hands. But she is very randome, and says whats on her mind. She is also brutily honest. She is nice, and gets really lound and slowly gets quiet. When I'm with her, I can't keep a straight face, no one can. I love her personality, and I know the feling is mutual.

      As for eating, I'm a teen, enough said.

      And when I'm not eating or with Robin, I'm with my buds playing video games, or rolling down hills in trashcans.

      AND

      Just like Geco and Exicushioner, I'm in to the old rock and roll, and true music. Rap is a load of crap.

      AND I DON"T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU ARE GOING TO DISSAGREE WITH ME.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (80)

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      yeah

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      I would totally play this.


      EDIT: Hott Fuzz was awsome

      Post edited 7/23/07 2:49PM

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      fine

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      im a chemical engineer.

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      i dont know, some people are weir like that

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      Yeah, me and some friends, after going to a car show, decided to go get something to eat. So, somehow being greman got brought up. And of course, i seem to be a magnet for weird people like this person, i shout out(by accident) Im German! And this guy looks at me all funny and says, " Are you serious? Your a...german?

      Me: Umm, yeah. Why do you ask.
      Weirdo: Well, I would think that sensible people wouldn't go around saying that.
      Me: *getting a little pissed* And what is that sopposed to me?
      Weirdo: Well, mostly that you killed my people.
      Me: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I never killed anyone!
      Weirdo: Yes you did. You killed almost all of my people in your.. concentration camps. I know how all of you hate JEws like me.
      Me:*restraining myself from puching this fucker* What, if im German im a nazi? Piss of asshole.
      Weirdo: Exactly. Right there. You hate us.
      Me: Look, it might be in your best interest if you walk away.
      Weirdo: Is that a threat? (mocking tone)
      Me: Depends on how you talk to me. Right now it is.

      Now, this guy started to back of because he knew i would win the fight. No 5"2, 100 pound racisit is going to beat up a 6"4 156 pound guy. *sigh* Im really considering gmoving away. Far...away. (would still come on here.)

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      no, im german too. I meant to say if you usually say your german, lots of people say or think your a nazi.

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      it was fine. I learned that if you say your a german, your automatically a nazi. And i slept fine

    • Geco

      12 years ago

      im good, you?

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      nothing much really.

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      it was so awsome that................it needed to be said twice

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      Hott Fuzz was awsome

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      hey, you can't live life without some embarrising moments

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Lol

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      What are you talking about jumpy? No I am not

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Lol

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      ?whos what meant to be? Lol I am talking about how my ex cheated on me and so I broke up with her. Lol

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Mod if you would like. I am just saying

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      No lol you dont have to. Lol

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Hey man. Oh not much check out my journals read poems and mod if you like. whats up with you?

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      peace

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      some reasons cant be explained man. lol I didnt like her after two months of going out.

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Nope dumped her

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      i am bored

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      you!

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Uh hung out at my friends house and went swimming.

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Uh just fooling around on here. Trying to get mods and like just fooling around more I guess. Lol

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Hey hey man. whats up?

    • ZethX

      12 years ago

      Hello I am Major ZethX from the CAC. I am offering you to join our clan. If you do please contact jebuslovesu8. He is the leader. Also will you please infrom any of your friends if they are interested also. You and your friends won't be privates. That is a type of punishment. If you want more information about the CAC contact our leader. It would be great to have you and your friends in the CAC.


      -Major ZethX

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      yeah it should have man.

    • Haylbays FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Don't ask IdriveSheila. She's kinda stopping doing that right now. So, don't ask her to sponsor you.

    • Fizz

      12 years ago

      i don't do that. you should ask IdriveSheila. maybe she'll do it.

    • coolfundylan

      12 years ago

      I slept fine, its awsome, and the only way you can watch this now is if you are a sponser

    • spartanfan44

      12 years ago

      Can't, dude. Sorry. There are sponsors on this site that will. HurryHam is one of them.

    • Geco

      12 years ago

      no, i do not have a credit card....

    • Geco

      12 years ago

      ok, tomarow it is.

      ....why are you asking me if i have a credit card?

      i sleep fine thank you...

    • Geco

      12 years ago

      dont remind me...

    • Geco

      12 years ago

      ok.

    • Geco

      12 years ago

      thanks foe the tip, i'll try again.

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      lol

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      ah nice

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Ashley

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      woah woops no I mean one

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      yeah thats fun

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Ah not much just got up like 20 min ago and am on here. Um went to my fair yesterday and hung out with my girlfriends. Had fun. what about you.

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      yeah thats what they look like

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      the levels

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Its the levels on Halo 2 xbl. Thats what they look like when playing

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      Man I had that picture for a long time. Its cool.

    • Markkoo79

      12 years ago

      IDK

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