(Dont Ask. Found it on myspace)
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course,
there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider,it gives men pleasure,
he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
10 years agoDarkAngel232
(Dont Ask. Found it on myspace)
10 years agoDarkAngel232
V Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ G Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ O: The Lover
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
S Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ C Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ O Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ P Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ O: The Bitch
Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
L Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ B Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ A Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ : The Freak in Bed
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING IN BED..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna fuck with...u might end up crying... The most irresistible. Rare 2 find. Funny. Talkative. Erotic. Smart. Loves sports. Gets what he/she wants. Loves to be in a relationship. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
A Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ E Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ S: The Sexiest
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Erotic. Funny. Take you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
A Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ Q Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ U Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ A Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ U Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ S: the strongest
Trustworthy. Sexy. professional kissers. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic and funny. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Loves music. Not a Fighter, But will Knock the fuck out of u. The best and biggest freak in bed! Strong. Considered to be a "Spartan." The most intelligent. falls in love too easily. Doesn't show it but is easy to hurt. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. perfect
G Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ E Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ M Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ N Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I: passionate
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
L Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ E Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ O: wild in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at a lot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
C Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ A Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ N Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ C Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ E Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R: Most Amazing Kisser
Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
P Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ S Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ C Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ E Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ S: The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high SEX appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
C Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ A Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ P Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ C Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ O Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ N: THE BEST IN BED
Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
T Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ A Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ U Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ U Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ S: The sex addict
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
S Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ A Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ G Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ T Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ T Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ A Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ R Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ I Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ U Ã¢â‚¬Â¢ S. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Most caring person you will ever meet! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost
11 years agoDarkAngel232
Ok first off I want to talk about my previous journal. It has nothing to do with anyone on this site (so Shane dont get paranoid lol). I was having a really bad time last night and I just wanted to write something down only i didnt have any paper near me so i decided to make a journal about it even though it made no sense to you guys.
Secondly I might not be on that much this weekend starting tonight. My friends and I are going to be on xbox live playing:
1. Gears of War
2. Halo 3
3. Guitar Hero 3
and what ever other games we can find at my house.
If you want to join us send me a friend request on live and a message telling me who it is otherwise i'm not going to accept it. We will be playing all weekend until Sunday night. Hope you guys can join us and i will talk to you all later.
Here is my gamertag if you want to add me:
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