DarkSamus101

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from None of Your Business

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    • I will just post a lyric today...

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      White and Nerdy (Weird Al Yankovich)

      They see me mowin my front lawn
      I know they're all thinkin I'm so white and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
      Look at me I'm white and nerdy

      I wanna roll with the ganstas
      But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      I'm just too white and nerdy
      Really really white and nerdy

      First in my class here at MIT
      Got skills, I'm champion at D&D
      M. C. Escher, that's my favorite M. C.
      Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
      My rims never spin, to the contrary
      You'll find their quite stationary
      All of action figures are cherry
      Stephen Hawking's in my library

      My MySpace page is totally pimped out
      Got people begging for my top eight spaces
      Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
      Ain't got no grill, but I still wear braces
      I order all my sandwiches with mayonnaise
      I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
      Once you've seen my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
      My fingers movin so fast I'll set the place ablaze

      There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
      At Pascal, well I'm number one
      Do vector calculus just for fun
      Ain't got no gat, but I got a soldering gun (what)
      Happy Days is my favorite theme song
      I could sure kick you butt in a game of ping pong
      I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
      I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

      Here's the part I sing on...

      They see me roll on my Segway
      I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
      Look at me I'm white and nerdy

      I'd like to roll with the ganstas
      Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      I'm just too white and nerdy
      How'd I get so white and nerdy

      I been browsin, inspectin
      X-Men comics you know i collect them
      The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
      My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
      Shoppin online for deals on some writable media
      I edit Wikipedia
      I memorized Holy Grail really well
      I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

      I got a business doing websites (websites)
      When my friends need some code,who do the call
      I do HTML for 'em all
      Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
      I got myself a fanny pack
      They were havin a sale down at The Gap
      Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
      Pop, pop - hope no one sees me get freaky

      I'm nerdy in the extreme
      And whiter than sour cream
      I was in the AV club and Glee club
      And even the chess team
      Only question I ever thought was hard
      Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
      Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
      Got my name on my underwear

      They see me strollin, they laughin
      And rollin their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy

      Just because I'm white and nerdy
      Just because I'm white and nerdy
      All because I'm white and nerdy
      Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

      I wanna bowl with the gangstas
      But oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy

      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      Think I'm just too white and nerdy
      I'm just too white and nerdy
      Look at me I'm white and nerdy

    • i may have only 5 mods but...

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      i am having another first come first served contest...

    • this is truly true...

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      if the opposite of pro in todays world is con... and pro and con are prefixes... then does that mean that the opposite of PROGESS is CONGRESS....

    • I love my gf...

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      and she loves me too...

    • How bout them Colts!

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      the colts went absolutely beast mode on the bears sunday night... i was all for the colts cuz the bears put my team out of it... saints for the superbowl next year... it is all theirs

    • well...

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      congrats to demonchild66 for winning my fcfs contest... and i now need mods... sigh... and me and my buds can't go to prom so we said screw it... we are getting a limo and going out to watch movies and stuff our faces...

    • ok ladies and gentlemen....

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      1000 it is the first to post on this journal will be the one who walks away with my 13 mods...

    • hahahahahahahah....

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      guess what guys... 999.... who will it be who gets my mods...

    • Today I have a joke...

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      There once was a mystical mirror that was fabled to grant 1 wish to any person who told it the truth. But unfortunately if you were to lie to it you would be eaten on the spot. A brunnette found out about this mirror and decided to try it out. She was a tad bit over weight but insisted on telling it, "I think I am the skinniest brunnette on the planet." Then the girl was gone in a flash. She had told a lie. A red head found it. She was kinda ugly and told it, "I think I am the most beautiful woman on the planet." She too told a lie and disappeared. A blonde came to it. She was the most beautiful blonde you had ever seen. She told the mirror, "I think...." The blonde was gone in the blink of an eye.

      BTW: 994 views... 6 more til the give away...

    • 990...

      12 years ago

      DarkSamus101

      so close guys... and i have 14 mods to give out on that first come first served post....
      1000 here i come...

  • About Me

  • Comments (183)

    • cantit42

      11 years ago

      nice I <3 your pic's

    • churchTEA

      11 years ago

      sweet an assault rifle and a shoot gun

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      holly crud! your like lnever on! (the only reason i put crud is cause you dont like cursing) it must be a sighn from god!

    • spartan117ha

      12 years ago

      hey what's up?

    • northwind

      12 years ago

      hello

    • crazydave

      12 years ago

      i hate bunnies......stupid bunnies are everywhere
      (\ _ /)
      (O.o)
      (> <)
      /_|_\



      >o<
      AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      DAMN BUNNIES

      Kill all the bunnies trying to achieve world domination

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      damn i havent talked to you in forever!

    • azuman

      12 years ago

      So, is that a vote for pocky?

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      hey samus, wassup?

    • duals

      12 years ago

      220 mods...its worth the time.....

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      lol sorry

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      lol sorry, i had to go to my dad's house, im still alive

    • 42111

      12 years ago

      +1 funny

    • 42111

      12 years ago

      funny

    • piffit

      12 years ago

      lol, i wouldnt take it too seriously... i dont plan to get married till im like 23

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      its been goin good, like that shotgun?

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      yo sammus

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      hello! can i plz have a pic of you? im not stalking you i just want to show my freinds...lol i cant veiw peoples pics unless they send them to me...

    • Fera

      12 years ago

      It was January 29th.

    • crazydave

      12 years ago

      i see

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      plz send me a picture of you in kakashi cosplay... i will need it fast befor school lets out...

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      w00t im so getting those 14 fing mods!!

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      did i get your mods? i was the 1000 veiwer! woot for me!

    • azuman

      12 years ago

      Yeppers.

    • Purple_Blood

      12 years ago

      Huh.... wait you mean SailorVenus? She sent me a friend request so i accepted and commented on her pics. And I dont think that is realy you in your display pic. Cause That picture was taken at one or the anime-n-cons in Tokyo. couple years ago... they had alot of realy good cosplayers there. Oh there was this girl that looked just like haku. and another girl that did the best cosplay of Rukia from bleach.

    • demonchild66

      12 years ago

      whats up?

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      i know, arent i though?

    • El_Bizaro

      12 years ago

      not to rain on your parade, but unless you have trained in an art for like 50 years, you not the master of it... I made that mistake before... The only reason why I don't like a lot of christians is because they bash people like me... I'm not saying ALL christians do, it's just that a lot of ones I talk to do.

    • wussie

      12 years ago

      been a while

    • JoeBuckBob

      12 years ago

      Awww thank you very much for the birthday wishes. Hey just wishing a happy birthday was sweet enough and I really appreciate it hun. smiley12.gif Thanks again. smiley8.gif

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      thats ok, i dont mind, i stole it from someone else anyway

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      thats good

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      o ok, im dumb lol, yea, schools the same every day, but for me its a whole lot more bearable now that i see my girlfriend inbetween every class

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      SSDD? wtf is that?

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      not much man just sittin the middle of class bored out of my mind cause i finished all my work yesterday, what u been up to?

    • sam_fisher

      12 years ago

      sam...us

    • ThreadHead FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hmmmm

      12 years ago

      hey

    • ThreadHead FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hmmmm

      12 years ago

      restart the whole computer

    • ThreadHead FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hmmmm

      12 years ago

      try re-opening the explorer

    • ThreadHead FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hmmmm

      12 years ago

      i dunno whats wrong

    • ThreadHead FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hmmmm

      12 years ago

      thanks man, u rock

    • ThreadHead FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hmmmm

      12 years ago

      how? what wrong with it?
      cause a really need the mods

    • ThreadHead FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hmmmm

      12 years ago

      u there?

    • ThreadHead FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Hmmmm

      12 years ago

      Round 2

      Vote For Coil_36 Here Please

      Thank You!

    • Gecko_12

      12 years ago

      yo

      if you want a caption under your screen name and primary picture you have to go to edit profile and type whatever the hell you want in about

      toodles

    • maxhalo

      12 years ago

      Hi, how are you?

    • duals

      12 years ago

      your currently in my 200 mod contest..plz tell me if your not going to participate...thank you

    • Fera

      12 years ago

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      Merry Christmas from Fera! See! She even dressed up in the elf costume she hates to wish you a merry Christmas! Have a good one!

      PS: No Feras were harmed in the making of this greeting, however she was utterly humiliated in that elf costume =O

    • DragonHelix

      12 years ago

      hey

    • rockman82

      12 years ago

      that was still a rondom question but I know someone who has like 50 mods

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