Darkside

Male
from Belle Mead, NJ

  • Activity

    • Grifball Groupie

      11 years ago

      Darkside

      So now, nearly a year since my last journal entry, I return with an Xbox 360, a Gold LIVE account and an urge to pound faces in on Halo 3.

      Ladies and gentlemen: strap on your protective Grifball gear - it's game time.

    • Flash to the Future

      12 years ago

      Darkside

      Imagine the world of 2007. Nearly a year away from the last post, and barely any more visits to the site. The effects of time have borne fruit, some things better than others:

      •I can now drive under a Cinderella license (meaning I can't be out later than 12 midnight... legally, anyway)!

      •President Bush still hasn't been impeached!

      •S*M*A*S*H (to my knowledge) never aired, but it will forever be remembered by those who promoted it for over a year!

      •I have been in a relationship with a girl for two months now, we'll be going to prom together later this April!

      •I hit level 70 in World of Warcraft and am now helping out with the guild's Karazhan progression!

      •ACT scores have returned, I capped in at a 28, which is enough to get me into some great colleges that offer acting and musical theater as a major, including Ithaca and Emerson. Heck, even Carnegie-Melon or Boston U. might not be too big of stretch!

      •Red vs. Blue, as we know it, is coming to an end!? WTF!

      The last fact will no doubt leave people to wonder the fate of Rooster Teeth, and whether the last episode will truly be #100. The other remaining facts will probably leave people to wonder the fate of the world, as we now live in a world without a SSBM machinima and a president whose popularity drops by the hour.

      And also how a 17-year-old kid growing up in this future will live on without his supplement of RvB to keep him entertained during his senior year at high school and the following college years. This will probably be my last entry before RvB ends, so I want to thank you guys for all the great times and laughs you've given me and the rest of the online community over the years. We all will truly miss the Blood Gulch Chronicles, but we look forward to your next endeavours and will obiediently follow your machinimas no matter what they may be. I wish you the best.

      Good luck guys! See you at #100!

      -Matt

    • Why Am I Still Here?

      13 years ago

      Darkside

      For the machinima, of course!

      Also, because I'm watching the struggle of S*M*A*S*H to survive, and it doesn't look pretty. I'm sure somehow, at the eleventh hour, it'll all work out. But for now, enjoy a thoughtless entry. :)

      Potatoes... Hehehe.....

      -Matt

    • This Guy Has A LIFE!?

      13 years ago

      Darkside

      Yep. It's two months into '06. I'm cynical, tired, bored, depressed, and all those other nice things that come with teenage angst.


      ..... Yeah, I've got nothin', this is just filler to cover for the fact that I never come back here anymore other than to egg on Vagna and the crew on the (long-awaited) SSBM machinima, and to download low-res videos two days after rich people get to see them in a higher quality.

      ....Cheers.

      To the new year (cuz' the old one ran off with another man...),
      -Matt

    • Happy Holidays

      13 years ago

      Darkside

      Well, it's been a full year since I started coming to the site. Wow. I wish I could write a full bio of what happened over the past year like Abandoned, but it really wasn't that big of a change. I didn't hit the Featured User, or win any awards from the RT Staff, or make any recent photoshop pics or photos of myself. My karma has been going up and down ever since my sponsorship was revoked, and I can't convince my parents to get them to sign me on. And that's it. It's not to say it wasn't a fun, if not great or excellent year, and I don't want to come off as this whiney 15 year old teenager with nothing better to do than to bitch and moan online, so let's end things on a good note. It's finally snowing in Jersey! It's probably not enough to get us a day off from school, but who cares? I love snow!!!



      Merry Christmas!!! Happy Holidays!!! (Damn politically-correct religion-free propaganda...)

      -Matt

    • *Sponsor Me!*

      14 years ago

      Darkside

      In other related news this week;

      • School officially began, meaning that I now have an exuse to come back here saying, "I've got nothing better to do. Except homework."

      • Arathi Basin opened today, for all you WoW players (and nerds). Finally, a Battleground that the Alliance can actually win.....

      • I added a new disturbing quote. It was a slip of the tongue on my part, but my brother and I laughed our asses off for the next five minutes, so I thought it deserved a spot here.

      • Auditions began for this year's fall school play, M*A*S*H. I finally get the joke behind our new machinima coming out (in maybe three years), 'S*M*A*S*H. Anyway, I dunno' who I've got, but so long as it isn't Ho-Jon I'll be happy.

      Well, that's all I can think of recently, so until I return again, whoever has me on their watchlist (that one guy..... Whatever his name is)!

      "Homework officially sucks as of now,"

      -Matt

    • I'm Just A Noob Now

      14 years ago

      Darkside

      Wow, I thought they'd never take away my sponsorship. Boy, was I wrong. Now I'm locked out of all the cool stuff and I've got nothing better to do in my life. My parents would kill me if I used a PayPal account without telling them, and there isn't a way to just mail them 10$ anymore. Oh well, maybe I'll get another free sponsorship from one of my friends for Christmas! *hint hint*

      Waiting for Episode 60 in (gasp) low-res,
      -Matt

    • My First PSP Post!

      14 years ago

      Darkside

      ... That's it. Really. It takes too damn long to type anything else on this thing. I must've wasted 10 minutes of my life doing this...

      Edit: (Wed, September 6th, 2005) I wrote that on my friend's PSP just before leaving for home (and school... gah.). It seriously took 8 minutes to type all that on the thing, it's like text messaging your blogs or something. Anyway, gotta' grab some sleep, sophomore year starts in a day and a half!

      He who will try to be back on more often,

      -Matt smiley8.gif

    • I'm Goin' To Disney World!

      14 years ago

      Darkside

      Alright, the play was awesome. I'm so *ahem* sorry that not a single one of you could come watch (I understand that most of you live over a hundred miles away anyway...), but I made some great friends there, and I'll do my best to worm my way in next year... Even though my school wants me to go on some Spanish class trip during the summer....

      In Costa Rica.....

      I spent the free week I had wasting away in misery, knowing I wouldn't see most of my friends for another year or two. I stayed up until 4 AM and slept until 3 in the afternoon. Fun, I know. I did go out to see 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' with a friend on Thursay (yesterday), which outclassed everything else this week in the fun factor.

      Thank God that someone had the idea of inventing Disney World..... Whose idea was that again? Oh, right.... Disney..... Ha....... I sound like a dumbass right now, so I'm going to log off and start packing..... Heh.... smiley4.gif

      Seeing you all in two weeks or more,
      -Matt

    • Some Call It Acting....

      14 years ago

      Darkside

      ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

      Haaaaaavvvveeee yoooooouuuuuuu........

      Ever gone a' fishin' on a bright, sunny day?

      With all the little fishies swimming up and down the bay

      with their hands in their pockets, and their pockets in their pants;

      all the little fishies do the hootchie-cootchie dance!

      Doo do do doo do, doo do do doo

      doo do do doo do, doo do do doo!

      With their hands in their pockets, and their pockets in their pants;

      all the little fishies do the hootchie-cootchie dance! smiley0.gif

      ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

      That's an inside joke, that is. That 18 people know. Speaking of them, our show is going to be this Friday!!!! We gave it a title; 'Dead Side Story,' and we're almost done with costumes & the set. If you like watching teens making complete asses out of themselves, watch us at George Street Playhouse at 10:30 or 1:00! I'll be sure to wave to you in the audience (even though I doubt I'll see anyone without my glasses...)

      Oh by the way, to all you people in the military out there, how do you not burst out laughing when your commander gives you a drill on 'butt-stroking?' Apparently - and this is from our instructor who serves in the military - 'butt-stroking' is the term for when you hit an opponent with the butt of your rifle. But try fitting it into a casual conversation with a bunch of adolescent civilians. Hilarious. Applying this to Halo, I guess you could say that the MC is a master 'butt-stroker'............ Okay, enough of that. smiley4.gif

      Zombie for hire,
      -Matt

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  • Comments (9)

    • Darkside

      11 years ago

      haha the last comment was from two years ago... it's like I don't even exist anymore

    • yay4caboose

      13 years ago

      A gamertag is an xbox live name, Nice avy

    • Weezel

      13 years ago

      Hello fellow Mac user!

    • Abandoned

      14 years ago

      oh god yes... that will be godly...

      is double dash online compatible?
      i'm dying for some 16 player racing... not many peoiple i know have it, so i would have to hope for online players >_<

    • kirkchurch

      14 years ago

      It even says Son Goku in the top right hand corner!!! Priceless!

    • DarkHunter1

      14 years ago

      That's so awsome what you did to neo

    • Darkside

      14 years ago

      We're back in action!

    • Darkside

      14 years ago

      Thanks! But it doesn't mean much if I can't get the picture back on the site...

    • CrazyChief13

      14 years ago

      thatz fucing awesome with goku as neo

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