DarthNoodle

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from Des Moines, IA

  • Activity

    • 6 Years Ago

      6 years ago

      DarthNoodle

      I signed up for Red vs. Blue, this is my teenagehood and I plan to keep it. my heart will always have a warm spot for this website, I'll viist everyone once awhile just to remember all the friendly users.

      Was - Just an average high school kid that did sports
      Now of this post - United States Marine whose station on Camp Lejeune, who also hates his life, if your in the military you'd understand what i mean.

      Times to catch up just message me.
      Xbox username: YOLO515

      boot.jpg
      If you ever wondered how i looked like, this is it.
      When i was a boot.

    • IT's been awhile

      8 years ago

      DarthNoodle

      Time to make some changes.

    • IT's been awhile

      8 years ago

      DarthNoodle

      Baby i'm back.
      With a brand new season.

    • Why Army Troops go Krazie

      9 years ago

      DarthNoodle

      When you go in battle your fighting with your brothers your watching each others back, willing to dive into combat to save another comrade, next thing you know you rush in the field and your prone you got your brothers left and right of you, than you look left again you just saw your best friend in the field face get blown off, than you look to the right than his legs are torn off by 88 mm mortar rounds! So than you make it out alive, your going to remember the event and it might haunt you, which begs some people to go krazie, but real soldiers know how to control it, you keep it in your head for revenge, begging to be in the front of the field slaughtering your enemy, which makes the best soldier.

    • Requested Videos?

      in Forums > Requested Videos? | Follow this topic

      DarthNoodle

      any videos you request, is my command, but first you must be a member of this group!

      1 reply

    • The Few, The Proud

      10 years ago

      DarthNoodle

      The Marines.

    • Blitzkrieg!

      in Forums > Blitzkrieg! | Follow this topic

      DarthNoodle

      I made some German food today at my 2nd hour class... yumm... not so sweet.. needs more sugar!!!

      1 reply

    • My own RESEARCH... Penis Enlargement.

      10 years ago

      DarthNoodle

      Hello, I'm here today to share you my deadly research, many people send me messages about there penis sizes. The people who send me these messages are mostly teens, and what they ask me, if there is anyway to enlarge your penis without taking anykind of medication, I to myself would like to find this out. So I spent a total of 5 months researching this, with my own body and online research itself. I'm pretty sure some of you roosterteeth members would like to find this out too.

      Let me start off with introducing my first message I recieved.
      Dear Dr.Noodle

      I am a average teen, but I think I got a small package, since I feel comfortable, my penis size is 4 inches, boned, I'm still 14 years old, But I also get alot of girls. The problem is... When I'm ready to have sex I want my lady to enjoy our hot juicey sex, however I don't want her to say "wow geez", please Dr.Noodles help me on this problem.

      Well, I didn't responded... in 5 months. But i'll share you my research so listen
      your body fat highly decreases your penis growing rate, so the fatter you are, the small you are too.
      but at some circumstances some people are born with small dicks.
      If your fat though, it's going to slow down your penis growing rate, I myself have also went through this
      SHORT STORY:
      I was in 5th-6th grade, I was a chubby kid, my penis was 4 inches still, I felt ashame, however around 8th-10th grade I started working out and my body is in good shape with some fat, but my penis has greatly enlarge in a couple of years, I mean enlarge, now my penis is 6.5 inches (an average man), Some of you guys are probably thinking WTF is this dudes problem, well i'm a doctor and i'm here to help (Guys with big dicks STFU ok)
      ANOTHER STORY:
      Lol here's a short one, I was in my first year in wrestling my sophmore year everyday after practice the whole wrestling team went taking a shower. Now than I was a short mofo 5"2 and usually everyone was taller than me, all the freshmen did have a smaller penis than I did, but also the Big Fat guys and there dicks were hard for me not to see, it's not gay, it's awkward.

      I told you my short stories, but here's more facts, have you ever heard coffe slowers your growth? well it does, one of my friends, package is below the average man.

      But i'm here to help you, by increasing your size, well i'll get there now!
      1. Don't get FAT
      2. Don't drink coffee (mountain due doesn't make your penis smaller)

      Now i'll teach you guys a trick of enlargment...
      some people say pills are faster, but who wants to waste money?
      here's a workout I tell all my messengers, exercise your penis. move around your penis, go back and forth left and right, do this for 10 minutes or longer, also the longer you go, the better!
      But warning, don't spill your little kids, that just makes you start over, so don't go overrating this.
      This manuever also helps with pleasure in bed, instead of releasing the babies in 5 minutes, you'll enjoy long sex hours!

      You must still be growing, if you want this to work!

      well I'm done, hit me up
      if you have any questions, send me an E-Mail
      Redfist@Live.com

    • Xboxlive...

      10 years ago

      DarthNoodle

      I just got it a couple of weeks.. add me peoples
      PRIVATE BOOSIE

    • HAPPY NEW YEAR.. happy new year..

      10 years ago

      DarthNoodle

      Yep so im celebrating New Years by myself, just me and my sparking soda.. w00t!!
      hows everyone?

  • Comments (943)

    • PDs_lilsis

      9 years ago

      thanks for your advice. <3
      it's going to be helpfull...thanks for even caring...how are you?

    • THENOOBTRAIN

      9 years ago

      Is this the love, That im feelin. Is this the love. That i've been searching for.

    • THENOOBTRAIN

      9 years ago

      What is love?... baby don't hurt me... no more...

    • DarthNoodle

      10 years ago

      eh, yeh i've seen 2 parts already, I can't watch the 3rd one because my volume isn't working. Good show though, Marines Kick ass! any other good vids?

    • DarthNoodle

      10 years ago

      bootleg is shit quality though, so it's less enjoyable than the real experience.
      it's something though!!!!

    • CaptWiggles

      10 years ago

      Haha ba pic and i see you love halo 3 to? thats a ba game so is wow but every game but kung fu panda are good lol xD

    • Maddog14680

      10 years ago

      No not really

    • Maddog14680

      10 years ago

      Mad Dog

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      [:. nope...

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      eastside. but all of brooklyn is bad at night. like my dad had to work in brooklyn at night and like drug dealers would shoot the lights out and crap so my dad would keep a gun with him when he was up in his bucket...( hes an electrician ). [:

    • Roger___That

      10 years ago

      went to the store
      now i'm back
      Be ready for Nevada Chapter 2 at about ten. still finishing the last bit.

    • Roger___That

      10 years ago

      Fine...

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      ughh. no. believe it or not. my neighborhood wasn't that bad and luckily hasn't gone bad...yet. and it's mostly at night in only some parts of brooklyn when you have to watch your ass.

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      yeah i get yah. it's just i grew up in the original hood...Brooklyn...well at least a town away. and i don't listen to rap or anything, and i still go back to where i used to live like every week or so. [:

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      ohh. yeah...i know that song. my friend like sings that every day. duhhhh..wow...im totally smart.

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      nope. um. name a song...lol. heres a toughie. ugh. can i get back to you on that. heh.

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      im not even sure of any of his songs. im into rock...so...yeah. [:

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      i don't expect a WW3. i have faith in Obama. im sick of people talking shit about him. whether people say hes a terrorist or how hes going to get shot. he's not, maybe more wack jobs will try it but it wont fall through.

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      idunno. but i'd rather that than McCain dieing in office and us getting stuck with nutty ass Palin. lol.

    • BLARG12

      10 years ago

      You are a sick fucked up individual!

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      ohh. yeahh. i cant wait either. in school we had a vote and Obama won. so i have faith in him. [:

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      nothing really. majorly bored. how are you?

    • PDs_lilsis

      10 years ago

      yeah. i guess. smiley3.gif

    • ZethX

      10 years ago

      lifes been good
      and cruel at time but I survive

    • SpartanIIMC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Well, I'm not supposed to tell you... but yes... lol

    • SpartanIIMC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      But it's so entertaining! lol

    • beccafawn

      10 years ago

      Absolutely not...shhh don't tell anyone!

    • Boot_Loops93

      10 years ago

      .......What do you mean ?

    • beccafawn

      10 years ago

      OMG! Don't get me started! LOL I have no idea! I'm working on a liberal arts degree now so I can transfer to a better more expensive college. I'm thinking computer forensics though. Or pyrotechnics.

    • beccafawn

      10 years ago

      uhm...not really sure. I haven't found a job yet lol.

    • PDs_lilsis

      11 years ago

      ahh.hahaa.you do that. =D

    • Boot_Loops93

      11 years ago

      Well I guess standard ghost stuff.

    • beccafawn

      11 years ago

      I steal internet too! Well...from my parents who I live with...lol. Yeah I'm looking for a job now.

    • beccafawn

      11 years ago

      heck yeah! I'm looking forward to getting enough money to buy Spore!

    • Boot_Loops93

      11 years ago

      Powers ?

    • beccafawn

      11 years ago

      49ers, but I'm re-evaluating my fandom this season so my support is up for grabs!

    • ZethX

      11 years ago

      well that would be alittle far for me.
      I live in washington

    • beccafawn

      11 years ago

      Fantasy football draft today! Woo! You?

    • Boot_Loops93

      11 years ago

      Well they can come from a number of places
      But usually they're human or demonic.

    • ZethX

      11 years ago

      ya I did

    • beccafawn

      11 years ago

      HI!!! (More exclamations means more excitement!)

    • ZethX

      11 years ago

      Well I wouldn't ask that
      but you can tell if they do

    • Boot_Loops93

      11 years ago

      Poltergeists and Demons mostly. But I do dabble in the regular haunt occasionally.

    • ZethX

      11 years ago

      lol
      Don't we all

    • Boot_Loops93

      11 years ago

      Yep !
      I study this kind of thing alot

    • ZethX

      11 years ago

      Idk.
      It's been Awhile

    • Boot_Loops93

      11 years ago

      Well I can try my best.
      I do a bit about this kind of thing, so I might be able to give you some advice

    • ZethX

      11 years ago

      Ya it's odd.
      One moment your fine then you feel like someone is watching you.
      It also could of been that I'm was paranoid

    • yellowcard

      11 years ago

      ( . Y . )

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