Darthkiller

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from well I'd tell u but i stil dont no

  • Activity

    • Suicide jumper

      12 years ago

      Darthkiller

      If you have a weak stomach, then don't click on the link below.
      It is a picture of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed.
      It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see
      the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders.

      By the faces of the bystanders, I believe this photo to be real.


      home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg

      He seemed remarkably unabashed for a man who had just been discovered pretending to be an armchair. - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    • True Friendship

      12 years ago

      Darthkiller

      Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

      When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

      When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

      When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

      When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

      When you are confused - I will use little words.

      When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

      When you fall - I will point and laugh at you.

      Now that is true friendship!

      The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. ~Elbert Hubbard

    • Smart Ass Answers of the Year!

      12 years ago

      Darthkiller

      SMART ASS ANSWER #6
      It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
      "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
      "What are my choices?" John asked.
      "Yes or no," she replied.

      SMART ASS ANSWER #5
      A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
      As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

      SMART ASS ANSWER #4
      A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big
      enough for her family.
      She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
      The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

      SMART ASS ANSWER #3
      The cop got out of his car, and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
      "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
      The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
      When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

      SMART ASS ANSWER #2
      A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
      A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him, and he gets stuck under the bridge.
      Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

      SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
      A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
      I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

    • Red vs. Blue Season 3

      12 years ago

      Darthkiller

      I've finally got the first three seasons of Red vs. Blue! Woo Hoo. Even though I've already watched season 4 and 5 on the internet.

    • Invitation to Gears of War Gamers

      12 years ago

      Darthkiller

      I have a friend who plays Gears of War almost nonstop on xbox live. So if you want to add him and play some matches with him his gamertag is decerus.

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  • About Me

  • Comments (32)

    • Sniper_Nikie

      12 years ago

      How have you been?

    • hyper_griff

      12 years ago

      nm

    • hyper_griff

      12 years ago

      hey

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      I'm doing great how are you?

    • hyper_griff

      12 years ago

      yeah so how are you

    • hyper_griff

      12 years ago

      yeah same here

    • hyper_griff

      12 years ago

      nm you

    • hyper_griff

      12 years ago

      hey

    • theironpaw

      12 years ago

      hey to ya self :P

    • Sniper_Nikie

      12 years ago

      yeah mine wont work at all, idk it was working fine then up and craped out on me. oh well i get paid friday so ill just get a new one this weekend^_^

    • Steel_Viper

      12 years ago

      thats cool

    • Steel_Viper

      12 years ago

      good you?

    • 2sexyand2hot

      12 years ago

      nothing much how about you

    • msl671

      12 years ago

      sounds exciting lol

    • msl671

      12 years ago

      n2m u?

    • Sniper_Nikie

      12 years ago

      im do'n good. my boyfriend was visiting from college so i havent been on much today. how bout u?

    • brodyflakes

      12 years ago

      ehhh. not much. im actually kind of sick.

      sup with you?

    • Sniper_Nikie

      12 years ago

      hey thank you for the add^_^

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      Hey thanks for the picture comments, and I'm really glad that you liked them.

    • stephalie88

      12 years ago

      Not much, how about you?

    • Pepper2000

      12 years ago

      Can't talk. Am doing homework

    • brodyflakes

      12 years ago


      lolz. SRSLLYYY...
      uh. no actually it depends what you mean by 'seriously'.

    • Steel_Viper

      12 years ago

      lol yeah for now, theres was actually a lot more of screen but i wanted to get a good shot and those were the only two on screen

    • Flatjedi

      12 years ago

      Careful or He'll punch you're freaking balls off!

    • jordanmdl

      12 years ago

      it would of been funny to see the kitten do it
      *gasp*
      How dare you!!!

      Yeah it would've been.
      look out Lee, Naruto's gunna give u a crabby suprise
      Well who's to say they didn't already give each other craps and then maybe Naruto was giving his crab back?
    • jordanmdl

      12 years ago

      That's as good a reason as any. Well thanks for adding me.

    • Darthkiller

      12 years ago

      im fine and i just like meeting and talking to new people

    • jordanmdl

      12 years ago

      Thanks for adding me. This is the only catch as to the adding of me randomly. If it was random. I really do not care.

      I just like to know why you added me. That's all.

      How're you?

    • Darthkiller

      12 years ago

      wats goin on

    • Steel_Viper

      12 years ago

      hey

    • Darthkiller

      12 years ago

      Nuthing just sitting around, BORED

    • thay

      12 years ago

      Watching a movie and staying home sick.
      You?

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