Deadbeat34

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from Temple University in Phliadelphia, PA

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    • Red vs. Blue vs. Bleach

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      In stealing ideas from Sachiel, I have concocted this fanfic...

      However, it's potential only goes this far:

      Ichigo: A tank?

      Church: I know, alright, damnit. Now are you gonna drag Tex down to hell or what?

      As I come up with more ideas, you may see this in the near future....

    • Here we go again....

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      So I need to off-load some major mods, and there is another song that I was unable to attain on both iTunes and in my local music stores....

      I know I should not make this a habit, but when the regular sources fail me, I must turn to the public for help....

      The song this time is "Monster" by "The Automatic", a British group (Which, for some odd reason, puts this song just out of my reach)....

      The reward is once again 50 mods...

      I intend to use this music in a movie I am making when I go off to school....

      Thank you for your help, I love you all....

      UPDATE: Thank you SpiteFire101, Contest Over!

    • I have seen Clerks II...

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      ...and it is awesome....

      ....

      What? That's all you're getting from me, go see it! And while you're at it, watch the first one! Again if you have too! Such heathens...

      Oh, I'm working on Fullmetalgelion again, so expect it sometime after I curb my post-surgery painkiller addiction....

    • I need help! 50 mod reward!

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      I need an mp3! I've tried every other channel I can think of to get it, including iTunes and regular music stores, but to no avail. I've done all I can, and all I have left is the faint possibility that out in the general populace, one of you may have the song I so desperatly seek...

      It's called "Mitternacht" and it's by a group called "E Nomine"...

      If you provide the song (the song, not the album. I don't need more that that), I shall give you 50 mods in return....


      I thank you all for your help, and even if this doesn't work out, I'll still be grateful for your assitance....

      UPDATE: Offer has ended, thank you Ichigo2000!

    • Reliving My Childhood...

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      Pee Wee's Playhouse is a unique sight to behold after 12 years....

      The Adult Swim run has allowed me to relive the days of my youth and flow in the pools of nostalgia, but this time around, my age has allowed see deeper into the world that was Paul Reuben's psychotic fantasy...

      But enough about that, Couby Curtis was Lawrence Fishborne! You know what that means, right?

      PEE WEE HERMAN'S MATRIX!!!!

    • Someone turned my State off...

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      No, serieously....

      See?!

      I must say, it's one of the biggest governmental crisis's that I have been in the middle of yet cared so little about....

      UPDATE: So my state is on again, thanks to democrats kicking their own asses...

      If there was ever a time I was more convinced that party was in deep shit, it has to be now.....

    • Fullmetalgelion Rises from the Dead!

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      For the sake of improvement, please leave critiques in the form of comments....

      Neon Genesis Evangelion:
      The Fullmetal Alchemist


      Author's Notes: I've graduated high school, so I shall give a hell of a gift to you all. It will rise from the dead to end an arc! I bring you part one now. Expect part two soon.... Fan art is still needed, SERIOUSLY.


      Rei: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To attain...

      Asuka: Something of equal value must be lost, that is alchemy's first law...

      Shinji: Of equivalent exchange. In those days, they believed it to be the worlds one and only truth.

      (Opening Theme: "Promised Land 2005" by L'arc~en~ciel)

      Ch. 12 (Beyond Reason... Part 1)

      "What do you mean by a change in the molecular structure? How is that even possible?!" shouted Ritsuko. "Ma'am," Hyuga said as he began to explain, "the Angel has a high amount of carbon in its molecular structure. The molecules are rearranging to form a compound similar to a diamond." "Which means?" Major Katsuragi asked nervously. "That in about five seconds our enemy is going to turn into a fucking tank!: interrupted Colonel Mustang, "Alert the pilots before its too late!"

      ***

      "Heads up, he's coming back for more," Asuka said, alerting her fellow pilots. The Eva's turned to face their foe, which was still on the ground, struggling to remove the mask. "What the hell is it doing?" asked Asuka "Is it, trying to rip its own face off?" Edward also noticed this. How strange, he thought, why would it do such a thing? Is self-mutilation part of its function? Edward?s thoughts were suddenly interrupted however, by a cackle of black lightning flying across the beings body. "Dear god," said Edward in shock as he came to a realization.
      It was then that NERV command attempted to contact the pilots. "Warn...g! An... ...emp.... .....form! G... ...ut! ..w!" "Misato? Come in Misato! Damn! There's too much static!" said Shinji, "I can?t make out what she was saying!" "She sounded nervous," pondered Asuka aloud, "was she trying to warn us about something?" "Everybody," interrupted Edward, "RUN!" A bright flash of black lightning ripped through the scene as the final piece of the mask came off.
      The creature's form had changed. The dropping and depressed posture it once held had disappeared; in it's stead, the Angel acted with a sense of vigor and pride in his new form. The shine of the armor-like skin held close to the taught muscles of the beast. It was an Adonis that truly embodied the form avarice itself.
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      (Image courtesy of scientist 13...)
      "Oh crap," was all Ed could say before the creature rushed Unit-05 and slammed the Evangelion into the ground headfirst. The force of the blow put Edward into a daze, rendering him unable to get up. It was as if it was aware of Ed's abilities and wanted to keep him out of the picture. All the Fullmetal Alchemist could do was watch the imminent slaughter as things slowly became dark. Large explosions surrounded Shito Homunculus Greed as Unit-00 sniped the monster from a distance. The attempt was in vain, as the monster picked up a piece of the nearby wrecked metropolis, and with an almighty lurch, silenced Rei Ayanami. The creature then set its sights on Unit-01. Although Shinji tried to get out of the way, the monster was on him before he could act. It grabbed the Eva by the neck and slammed it against the nearby cliff side. "Take this!" Unit-02 jumped out of nowhere and attempted to drive its progressive knife through the head of Greed, but to no avail, as the knife simply broke on the creature's diamond hard surface.
      While keeping one hand on Unit-01, the monster managed to knock Unit-02 out of range. It held Unit-01, and Shinji, fast in it's grip. It tightened its hands as it slowly began to choke life out of the Third Child. His head was going blank, his life was flashing before his eyes, every pre-death clich? imaginable was occurring in the mind of Shinji Ikari at that moment. He was about to give up, when suddenly, a voice called out. It came from the depths of Unit-01 itself; it was powerful, yet gentle, and it only said one thing: "Son...."

      ***

      "Major Katsuragi! Eva-01! The signals are flowing backwards!" "Power levels in the unit are rising! My god! It's just blown out its umbilical cable!" "The S2 core is coming online!" "Uh-oh," was the only word that escaped Misato"s mouth. "Major, what the hell is going on?" asked Colonel Mustang. Dr. Akagi answered his question in the form a short utterance, "berserker...."

      To be continued...

      (Ending Theme: "Yuugure No Aka" by Asian Kung-Fu Generation)

    • If only...

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      If Only...

      Then again, would it be any good?

    • A Satirical Essay....

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      I wrote this essay as an assignment for English class....

      It is a satire of people who campaign against videogames because they claim that they are violent and corrupt our children....

      None of the views stated in this essay are my own, please understand that this is SATIRE...

      Enjoy!

      Guns don't kill people, Video games do!

      There is a crisis in America, ladies and gentlemen. Once upon a time, it was believed that violent video games would turn those who played them into homicidal maniacs. However, recent evidence has come to light to show that the video games themselves, not the people who play them, are responsible for the non-existent rise in violence that we are positive is occurring at this moment. Those CD-ROM bastards are murdering people in the street, and we must stop them at any cost.
      The games are merciless killers, something learned from their days growing up in abusive households and violent neighborhoods, things almost no person on this earth has thankfully had to experience. Through these influences, the discs use whatever means necessary to ensnare their prey. These techniques range from brain washing that occurs during marathon gaming sessions, to physical decapitation by forceful ejection from the console.
      The gaming demographic indicates that most gamers are young children, as only children play games involving adult content that is not only inappropriate for them, but also beyond their comprehension. That means that most of the victims are CHILDREN! Our sons and daughters! They meet their end at the hands of Final Fantasy XII and World of Warcraft! As the statistics that we care about (i.e. the statistics that say we are right) clearly indicate the aforementioned point, and since any enforcement on the parents part requires too much effort, we must take up arms to defend our young and provide a healthy development that'll ensure that they'll never have to encounter the darker side of the world.
      The ones making these violence inducing and violently tempered video games are the video games companies! As I am sure that none of you (the reader) saw that shocker coming, let me explain what we must do. Using any means necessary, we must VIOLENTLY destroy these companies in a brutal military, gangster, and homicidal fashion. We need to burn down their buildings, disembowel the employees, and then find their families and kill them for good measure. Only through extreme action is there a means to end the cycle of pain that is violence.
      It is for the future of mankind, ladies and gentlemen, that I implore you to help out our cause. Do your parental responsibility, and don't bother reading the rating label on the box provided to tell you if the game is age appropriate, just set that game to the torch. And then find the people who make the games and set THEM to the torch! (Just like in that video game where you set people on fire! Won't it be awesome?) Only through the power of terror, can the cycle of hatred be drawn to a close. Please, think of the children.


      Please leave some comments for the sake of improvement.....

    • According to Darth Vader...

      13 years ago

      Deadbeat34

      ...Sephiroth was a marketing ploy....

      I almost died laughing when I saw this...

      Enjoy...

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  • Comments (320)

    • KillStealer

      13 years ago

      check out my journal

    • xboxmox

      13 years ago

      Yeah, it's SaiKano. smiley12.gif this series smiley1.gif

    • JRocker

      13 years ago

      hey wats up

    • Jonixlord

      13 years ago

      I realized I wasn't your friend and found it odd since I'm friends with almost everyone else on the bleach thread. So, can I be yo' friend?

    • matsumoto

      13 years ago

      EVERYONE NEEDS TO READ THIS!
      please pass it on! or post this as a journal!

    • acesface453

      13 years ago

      5 mods if you find it for me.

    • Speshle_ED

      13 years ago

      Thanks for the comment on the Buahaha picture. That was one of my favorites that we took. I wish there were more Bleach photoshoots other than cons. Oh well. Thanks again though. ^^;

    • bepfan1991

      13 years ago

      hey i want to be your friend

    • ginkaze89

      13 years ago

      yes very funny, his name for the girl tht pops in naked.. gotta laugh at tht, and after the 1st battle y she gets zero points

    • sachiel

      13 years ago

      To tell you the truth, I kinda sympathize with psycho ghost Asuka. I imagine she felt abandoned after Shinji left her in that hellhole to go back in time.

    • madeofwin

      13 years ago

      Uhh...I dunno, I'm thinking something simple...like lure him into an empty room where we can both force him...

      The problem is...what to use as bait.

    • madeofwin

      13 years ago

      You couldn't be more right, Sir.
      Bleach is the epitomy of "I wish I could torture Tite Kubo into drawing faster so I could stay home and watch Bleach all day"
      *nods*

    • garra_korn78

      13 years ago

      hay whats up

    • linkvegeta2

      13 years ago

      wanna Rp?

    • Jonixlord

      13 years ago

      *cough*Red_Maverick's Big Ole Honkin' Mod Contest*cough*

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      Glad you like it...

    • Kumiho

      13 years ago

      I'm in Florida on holiday! I've only been here for just over 24hrs but it's fun I like it, nice weather, cool pools, SEA WORLD ROX ME!

    • acesface453

      13 years ago

      Dude, your EVA gif rocks!

    • SpiteFire101

      13 years ago

      Hey what's up?

    • Trubo

      13 years ago

      Yomiko was a witch? Damn....


      no but that other girl is

    • Ashen_God

      13 years ago

      dude, you should enter my contest, you could make a cool submission no prob

    • scientist13

      13 years ago

      i would suggest not changing anything on your profile i think the system is having problems again

    • CaptNoodle

      13 years ago

      did you make that evangelion gif?

    • scientist13

      13 years ago

      i hate to do this but vote for me here rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=431836

    • sachiel

      13 years ago

      New Chapter of Red vs Blue vs NERV is up.

      EDIT:

      Disregard this post, I didn't know you already read it.

      Post edited 6/27/06 2:44PM

    • ginkaze89

      13 years ago

      the black ball is funny

    • scientist13

      13 years ago

      ends next week or whenever I run out of points

    • scientist13

      13 years ago

      quiz.jpg see my journal rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/

    • dman123

      13 years ago

      K im playing it smiley0.gif

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      Is there a problem with Mario metting his end at the ahnds of Solid Snake? I only put it up in anticipation of Super Smash Bros. Brawl...

    • billyjoebob1

      13 years ago

      i like your profile there deadbeat even with the mario clip up there. also really nice pics. +5

    • scientist13

      13 years ago

      nice mario gif it goes well with teh new SSMB game coming out

    • bleah56

      13 years ago

      Its me mike423. Now called bleach56. Delete my old one. Can you give me a friend request?

    • the_me

      13 years ago

      Wanta be a ninja?

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      Schweet...

    • sithlord2125

      13 years ago

      ghost in the shell clan in my journal

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      Damn right it was!

    • acesface453

      13 years ago

      i fund out that ultimate frisbee was invented in new jersey.

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      Kick ass find, thanks scientist...

    • scientist13

      13 years ago

      i don't care if you are a SSMB fan or not this is the reason to buy a Wii
      www.smashbros.com/en/movie/index.html

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      Specifically, Environmental Science...

    • scientist13

      13 years ago

      which ones

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      Sorry man, still working on it...

      Blame the AP tests....

    • scientist13

      13 years ago

      do we get to read the next part today

    • Hot_Soup30

      13 years ago

      you have 24 hours to stop me from deleteing you from my friends list

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      Alas, oh well, it's still cool though.....

    • fullmetal88

      13 years ago

      I dont rememeber where I found it...

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      Thank you...

    • 180

      13 years ago

      sweet stuff

    • Deadbeat34

      13 years ago

      I'll be very honest with you right now, I ahve absolutly no idea either, I just found it funny....

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