DecoyMilk

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from Leicester, England

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    • Golly gosh!!

      14 years ago

      DecoyMilk

      Pip pip!

      Oh darn!

      Oh, fiddlesticks!

      and jumping jehozephat!

      are all things that English people do not say.

      We do however say 'you fucking cunt'

      'You wanna get shanked mate?'

      'The referee's a wanker!'

      ''Gis the remote love!'

    • I CAN SING AND DANCE!

      14 years ago

      DecoyMilk

      MEEEEEEE


      Yes, that is me. Ain't I hawt??

    • Anybody heard of Parkour?

      in Forums > Anybody heard of Parkour? | Follow this topic

      DecoyMilk

      Before anyone says this might be better placed in another forum, that may be true, but I think I would get a better response here, plus Parkour isn't exactly a 'sport' as such.

      Firstly, has anybody heard of it? If anybody in the UK saw a program called 'Jump Britain' you'd know what I mean.

      'Parkour' or 'free running' is defined by screw gravity as:

      Le Parkour originally comes from the word 'parcour', loosely translated as 'obstacle course'. The 'K' came in later as a more modern and stylish approach to the word. In essence, 'obstacle course' sums up the ideas behind the sport - traceurs (the people who participate in the sport) treat city landscapes as one big playground, utilizing the architecture in a way that is both as stylish and graceful as possible. Rails, walls, and roof gaps are among the objects used; in a series of vaults, climbs, leaps and improvised movement.

      Influences for Parkour include buildering (the use of buildings as rock climbing opportunities!) and gymnastics, amongst a number of others. Much of the techniques perfected in these two sports are combined to create a hybrid 'extreme' sport, with displays of the discipline found in the gymnasium coupled with the hazards of performing such actions on concrete surfaces.

      In addition to the differences in the viewing of Parkour's meaning, the wide variety of motions found in the sport (motions being an attempt to describe different 'moves' - climbing, vaulting, jumps, catleaps, drops, rolling...) means that different traceurs style themselves according to what comes most naturally and appeals to that person's taste. Levity as a clan has a huge variety of different preferences, with some members leaning towards the tricking elements that can be found in Le Parkour, others to the climbing, and others to 'technical' elements such as 'rail-work'.


      I've only just discovered it myself, and therefore have only attempted a few jumps etc, but I found something so simple as this to be alot of fun, and yes, I did feel quite 'free'.

      So, anybody heard of it? Check out some of the videos on the various websites, just google 'parkour'.



      nb: apologies if this thread has already been made.

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    • My Modelling portfolio

      14 years ago

      DecoyMilk

      Ok, so I'm really really, very very incredibly, adorably sexy. I know, it's true.
      I decided to show you guys my portfolio ( I DIDN'T just make these half hour ago, *ahem*)

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      This is my 'point to the left and pull a funny face pic' Doing that on the catwalk drives the girls wild. I once made 11 girls faint. I rule.

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      This is my 'wow I'm really confused about what you just said/what's that noise to the right and slightly behind me' pose. HAWT.

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      I'm down wit tha hood, yo.

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      This is my 'OMG I'm GAY?!' look. Note how shocked I look. Don't worry, I'm not really gay, I'm THAT good of an actor.

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      Shooting myself in the head cos I'm gay.

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      And in the mouth just to make sure I'm dead.

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      I'm slightly confused here. I think I'm not sure why pointing my fingers in my mouth didn't kill me. Maybe if I shove them further down my throat next time.

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      And finally, my promotional pic for KFC. Clearly, KFC is finger lickin' good.

    • Today = awesome

      14 years ago

      DecoyMilk

      Today, my friend bought me killzone cos he owes me £60, which is awesome. The game kicks ass, and I spent alot of the day murdering people with big guns.

      We also went to 'the big cheese' at my student union, and we got very drunk and danced all night to 80's mucis, which rocked so goodamn hard. I was all sweaty, it was cool. I looked hot. And sweaty. Hehe.

      Played singstar and ate a huge pizza.

      Thats what I call a day.

    • This is the worst day EVER

      14 years ago

      DecoyMilk

      I bought two t shirts in town today.

      One was for me, it was totally awesome. It said: 'G_ F_CK Y_ _R S _ LF. Would you like to buy a vowel?'

      And bought one for my brother, which said somethng funny on it, but I forget what that is.

      £33 together they cost me, along with some badges.



      I left them on the bus.

    • What have I done lately

      14 years ago

      DecoyMilk

      Today I did the washing up TWICE. Well, not really cos that would be silly. Honestly, who washes the dishes, then washes them again!! Oh, except for those people who have a fear of germs.. apparently they cook dinner, take one bite with their fork, then go and SCRUB the fork clean, and repeat.

      I'd be more worried about the bacteria in the cold rice, which is apparently fatal, and like, cold chicken is murderful too.

      I also pre-ordered hal life 2. Quite blindly, I might add, as I thought it wouldn't run on my pc, but somebody said that it will run on my shitty pc no problem, because 'they have intended to make it run on the most minimalistic of pc specs' All I can say is - if it don't work, my 'FRIEND' or should I say 'ENEMY' is getting a serious headbutt straight in his fat left testicle.

      On a more light hearted note, I discovered the wonder that is eating 4 double choc chip muffins in the space of a day. Good times.

    • I have irn bru

      14 years ago

      DecoyMilk

      THANK GOD I live about 10 paces from a newsagents. (its directly opposite my house)

      We've run out of microwavable food, and our oven is broke. It's like having a tinned food without a can opener.

      Bought as much crap as I could (including pork pies and a massive bottle of irn bru) and pigged out.

      ALSO, I did as little work on my coursework as possible.

      2000 words on paper by Monday? Piece of piss. Anyone who has knowledge on the Powers of Trustees with regards to investment powers on the Trustee Act 2000 (UK) are more than welcome to help though :)

    • So I fell in love today...

      14 years ago

      DecoyMilk

      Today I discovered the BAR.

      Martin and Dave told me all about it. It's cool. I've been posting in it all day.

      Martin and Dave rule. I love them. They are my new friends. I am gonna shower them in my sex piss. Yay for friends. Yay.

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  • Comments (59)

    • talluss

      12 years ago

      Your a wanker! YOU FUCKING CUNT! GIZ THE REMOTE LOVE!

    • GruntMonkey

      13 years ago

      ello

    • MrSquigles

      13 years ago

      Hello fellow Member,

      That’s a bad start. I am sending this to every person who is in the UK.
      There has been change. Please could you go straight to the UK Event thread as soon as possible to read the details? Tell you what; I will put in the link especially for you.

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      The long story is Evoluan has decide that he is not the one for the event and has past on duties to Moderator Pixie. Now there is change and as we are doing things differently you need to confirm you place again, so I cannot stress how this has changed a lot of things.

      Thanks again

      Please do not reply in your own personal comments! No one will see it. PM Me, Little_Lee or Pixie if you want to say/ask anything (Or post it in the thread)

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      14 years ago

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      14 years ago

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      14 years ago

      Merry Christmas honey :O

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      14 years ago

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      14 years ago

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