Demonicpower

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    • wonderland

      10 years ago

      Demonicpower

      i got lost in wonderland once. i was a lowly lv 20 blood elf warlock seeking new land, as i have just finished all the quests in the Ghostlands. knowing my next destination to be southwest of the ghostlands, i went south, through the pass and to another part of the world.

      there i discovered a very mountainous terrain, with cliffs as high as the camera would rotate. as i made my jouly southward i stumble upon a guardian of the area. the clicker would not click on him, for reasons i do not know. i grimly marched onward, seeing neither friend nor foe.

      untill finally at last the valley opened into more valleys and trenches, in and upon which were the most foul of creatures - a hairless horse that ran upon hooves of fire and eyes ravishingly glowing with the hatred of the purest deepest red, a larvae the size of a house, and skeletons ripping the very flesh from there bones.

      "oh, these guys look interesting" i think to myself, for till that next moment i saw they were lv 55 demons - every one.
      "oh, well, the creater obviously knew low lv character such as i would be waltzing through such a place - there must obviously be a village nearby!!"

      as i trudged onward i could head the rasping breath around every corner, even above me. while i pondered this last thought, i shot a quick glance upward, to see one of the demon horses had fallen down the hill. soon, however, i realized it had jumped, not fallen, in order for be to be clasped within its grasp.

      it was hear i began to flee - wakeing every beast in the land. i was unable to go very far at all - 20 steps - before being smote with as much ferocity as Satan himself that it depleted all of my health, thus killing me. i awoke to find myself as a ghost, wandering the land in search of the body it belonged with.

      once the body was found, i arose from the dirt with a deafening roar or anger and vengeance, then resumed fleeing at top speed as i was pursued by a skeleton, smiting me once more. and again the sensation of death and again the rising form the ground and again the fleeing towards a nonexistent town and again the smiting. such a vicious cycle was unending, and no hope for the future.

      i was broken, my limit reached. my mind on a psychiatric meltdown when suddenly, and angle appeared in the form on a lv 68 paladin mounted proudly on a mighty steed, who asked, "arent you a little low for this area?"
      to which i replied, "yes, it seems i have gone the wrong way. my i ask of your services O, Noble One?"

      "Why Certainly," he replied with a =), "my name is Voloo. what is yours?"

      'Nathorial," i respond with glee. together we set off, he ran, and i fled. then as we neared the point where i first made contact with the demons, we were ambushed, by 2 horses and skeletons. the future looked grim for the brave young knight, as i was as helpless as a baby in a crib. when suddenly a third skeleton comes from behind, focus clearly set on me and i die once again - so frail is the heart of cloth. soon after the Resurrection i was able to return to the lands from whence i came.

      i later found out i was supposed to warp from silvermoon city , not walk.

      ----this story is based entirely on fact----

    • A few of my own questions of Hulk 2

      10 years ago

      Demonicpower

      like how he met mr blue, what happened to the old guy that drank his blood, the names of the brave solgers that shot a missile at the monster, why the school put up with having a war on campus, why did hulk not heal right away when the monsters elbow bone gashed open his chest, how was bone able to pirce his hide when the most advanced technologies could not - it would rip an elephant to shreads, when did hulk just learn to talk and why was monster able to speak proper sentances from the start, why, when in the first movie, if it is indeed a sequal and not a remake, she calmed the hulk down and changed him back into human in middle of sunny day, yet in the new movie her father implies that it will be the first time seeing her? and the scenes where he is in the chair and a green laser thingie - was that implieing how he became radioactive? why didnt it mention his father in all this - the one soly responsible for giving him hulk power through reproduction, then activating it in a freak radiation accident?

      that was a condensed list of my own questions. it means there is both a sequal and missing puzzle pices that may come together in the last movie, if done right, would be a better ending than lord of the rings, but not as good as Death Note.

    • head

      11 years ago

      Demonicpower

      see the picture of mine with the guys head in the way of the greatest photo ever taken? yeah - that was a once in a lifetime shot and he fucked it up. the last picture before me batteries died and he fucked it up. it looks like someone took some sizars and cut out the silluett of some asshole in my beutiful picture. god i miss food. food is so fucking good. its been a month and a half since my last awsome-not-fucked-up meal. it reminds me of this one resturant in japan where you take off your shoes and sit in like an enclosed bench like area. i took a buddie of mine's word for its quality, and ordered what he suggested - shrimp. it was soon after we sat down that the guy i was sitting next to (the one who suggested this place) had a "foot fungus". thats putting it easy. his feet smelled like they should have turned black and fallen off months ago. i nearlly threw up. then the food came and my shrimp looked like it was grabbed out of a tub of water and thrown into a pot. the eyes were all shrivled and black, the legs pointed in every direction, and a wooden spear was pierced though it. i had 3 of these guys, along with rice, miso stew, and some other stuff. i wanted to try it all, but the dudes feet made me so sick and the strange food added on top of it made me not hungry at all. none of us wound off eating anything that night and i got stiffed with a 4,200 Yen bill (about 42 bucks). i was seriously going to kick that guys ass, but that would have resulted in me going to a japanese jail for so long, and it wasnt worth it - so i kicked him in the knee.

      on a more seriouse note-

      the fried shrip is the best in the friggen world!!!! and the ramen here is 10000X better than the crappy american made top ramen you all eat - so come to Japan!!!!!

    • Poor Comunication

      11 years ago

      Demonicpower

      The personnel cranking in both laundry and mess decks threw a party the other day, which i had to help set up. we throw the coals into the grills, and realize we didnt bring any lighters. we eventually find some and attempt to light the fire, only to realize we needed fluid. it took 45 minutes to get a fire in one of them by lighting cardboard on fire. just as we were about to get the second one going a master chief drives by and says were were supposed to be on the other side of the soccer field, thats quite a distance. everyone else grabbed food and utinsels, i was but in charge of moving the the HOT coals across the fucking field. we used tongs and a steel bin to put them in.

      i was forced to run across the field carrying a flaming hot pan, 3 times. and did i get a thanks? no, just a "that was the funniest thing ive ever seen, if you fell and started everything on fire i would die a happy man."

      ass holes.

    • iTunes

      11 years ago

      Demonicpower

      i hate iTunes for the ipod. i had to spend 4 hours downloading the 56.4mb file at 3kb/s. then it took 2 more hours to sort ALL the media on my entire computer. then when i sync all the shit, it fucks up the order of everything. so i manualy resort all my music, add the fucking data so it orders it by artist, re-sync everything just to find out it sorts by album, not artist. so here i go again.

    • my sisters birthday present

      11 years ago

      Demonicpower

      happy birthday. your 15 now, getting ready to drive cars soon. your also a girl, so warn me when you start driving so i know to stay inside at all times. that was a joke, its okay to laugh. im out here in japan, half way accross the world, 15 hrs ahead of you. its 6pm here, and 3 am there. happy birthday.

    • Hu...

      11 years ago

      Demonicpower

      ive been a member for 3 years and i just realized i havent gotten a single mod point in the last 2 years. you guys suck

    • READ MY JOURNAL!!!!

      11 years ago

      Demonicpower

      Now that wasn't so bad, was it?

    • i put on my robe and wizard hat

      11 years ago

      Demonicpower

      bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

      BritneySpears14: Aight.

      bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

      BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

      bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

      BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

      bloodninja: Me too baby.

      BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

      bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

      BritneySpears14: Hey...

      bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Co*k of the Infinite.

      BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

      bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

      BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

      bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

      bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

      BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

      bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

      bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

      bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

      bloodninja: Baby?

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      bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

      j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

      bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

      j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

      j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

      bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

      j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

      j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

      bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

      j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

      bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

      j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

      bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

      bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

      j_gurli3: thats it.

      bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

      bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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      BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?

      eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.

      BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.

      eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.

      BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.

      BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

      eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

      BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.

      eminemBNJA: Oh ****

      BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.

      eminemBNJA: Oh ****

      eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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  • Comments (15)

    • Rena_91210

      11 years ago

      and heres another one !!
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    • Rena_91210

      11 years ago

      Here you go.
      i made it for you =DD
      <3 britt

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    • Rena_91210

      11 years ago

      hey jeffy !!
      whats up?

    • Rena_91210

      11 years ago

      ha !
      my karma's higher than yours !!

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      huh...

    • Rena_91210

      11 years ago

      ROARG !!
      LOL
      BLARG !!
      IDK

    • Rena_91210

      11 years ago

      hola !!

    • batosi

      13 years ago

      666 a day to celebrate

    • ExSphere

      13 years ago

      NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • Rena_91210

      13 years ago

      jeff how do i get to be a part of naruto's army ???!!!?????!!!

    • Dreamen16

      13 years ago

      *waves hello at the bottom of your profile* How are you?

    • GeneraI_Beef

      13 years ago

      Any chance in a favor? vote for me here. It would be most appreciated

    • Dreamen16

      14 years ago

      A random hello on a random day at a random time in a random place. Hope that this random message makes you smile and stays on your face for a while.

    • Spartanflood

      14 years ago

      knuckleskidd wants u to deleat the thing in ur profile about him

    • inuyasha8794

      14 years ago

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