DesertEagle1

Male
from Memphis, TN

  • Activity

    • Confucius Says...

      in Forums > Confucius Says... | Follow this topic

      DesertEagle1

      In this game, you take the words Confucius Says and you put something bad or good in front of it.
      I searched the whole archive and I did not find anything.
      You can use this to make fun of the user in front of you or not. Just Anything.

      Example- Confucius says, that was not chocolate you just ate.

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    • Funny Joke

      13 years ago

      DesertEagle1

      First Off, PLEASE JOIN MY LOTTERY HERE. Thanks

      3 men are stranded on a beach and a cannibal comes up and takes them to his leader.

      The leader says, "Please gather 10 pieces of fruit"

      They all come with the fruit and asks the first guy to come with him, he says "take the 10 pieces of fruit and stick them up your

      butt with no expression on your face. Or you will be eaten."

      So the guy sticked 4 apples up his butt and started to wince. So he died.

      The leader tells the 2nd guy the same thing. So the guy puts 8 berries in his butt and starts to laugh. So he dies.

      The 2 men meet in heaven and the first guy goes, "What happened you could have made it."

      So the 2nd man says, "I saw the 3rd man come with pineapples" smiley0.gif


      Tell me if you liked it.

    • Lottery

      13 years ago

      DesertEagle1

      Easy Rules. Pick 1# between 1-50 and I will get a random number from the random # generator.

      You CAN pick a spot that someone already has, but the mods will be split between the 2.

      If no one has the # I will NOT see who had the closer #.

      I will allow 5 days for entries.

      PRIZE
      41 mods + any donations

      1. MintSanta_Fe
      2. leerpb
      3. stencel
      4. Battousai_X
      5. TJ875
      6. demonhuntrX
      7. Johnic
      8. hardrocker68
      9. TheEvilD
      10.
      11. redstewieblu
      12. bestrvbfan
      13. Pukey_101
      14.
      15. Leanne_Marie
      16. VBSetter
      17. Kenny117
      18. trigunnerjin
      19. dsman
      20. mr19540
      21. Advil_Killer
      22. LittleSioux
      23. Orienx
      24. c_horyza
      25.
      26. GolferDude11
      27. churchlvr
      28.
      29. dilo
      30. kharma
      31. m1lky
      32. cutless
      33. asscari
      34. SPII_043
      35.
      36. piff291
      37. will2good4u
      38. juggernaut12
      39. HellRazor666
      40.
      41. jewbacca
      42. rudifett
      43.
      44.
      45. BWel
      46.
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      48.
      49.
      50.

    • MY GOD

      13 years ago

      DesertEagle1

      My arm is so sore. It is hard to move and my nose is stuffed up and I have this wierd s*** in my throat. I know what you all are thinkin, Cry Me A River. But I feel terrible this morning.
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      I can't wait till Saturday the 13th. It is my birthday, so I will probably post that up on Saturday. But I have to go to my sister's graduation. smiley4.gif Oh well, when she goes to college, my brother gets her room and I finally get my own room. smiley0.gif
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    • Strange

      13 years ago

      DesertEagle1

      I have been modded on everything except for forum threads. I think it is kind of wierd.
      My Good News, Bad News just hit 1000 posts. YAY!!! smiley0.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley0.gif
      And I Hate You For Your... has made it to 400. smiley1.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley1.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley1.gif
      So thanks to everyone who posted.

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      Worship my dog and she may spare you smiley6.gif
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    • Ooh A Pic Journal

      13 years ago

      DesertEagle1

      Last Saturday, I went to se Mission Impossible 3 with MintSanta_Fe, Battousai_X, Sam, and Carter (friends from school). It was a kickass movie. They just did everything perfectly. I don't want to say much, because I know you don't want me to spoil it for you. Or mabye I will smiley8.gif . If you want me to tell you what happens just message me.
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      WORSHIP MY DOG (Bailey)
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      She will rule the world. With me of course.
      And I might spare Jonathan's (MintSanta_Fe) life.
      It depends on if I am in a good mood. smiley8.gif

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      I had pizza for lunch. smiley0.gif And some fruit snacks. smiley0.gif It was...
      Yummy_in_my_Tummy.gif
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      Oh yeah and I need a few more people in my contest.

    • m1lky wins

      13 years ago

      DesertEagle1

      m1lky wins the mini contest. My dog's name is Bailey. He already got his mods.
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      New contest when I have more mods. I have no clue what it will be though so you should watch me.
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      I had a peanut butter sammich for dinner smiley0.gif

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    • My Stats

      13 years ago

      DesertEagle1

      Every week (if I remember) I will post my stats so you can see where I am. I know I have posted 3 journals in the past 6 hours but I need to make up for the time I missed.

      And don't forget my mini-contest Guess my Dog's Name

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      ^Click for better view^

    • MINI-CONTEST

      13 years ago

      DesertEagle1

      YAY!!! OK, just tell me the name of my dog and you win 5 mods.
      If you live in Memphis and know me, do not answer this.
      ALSO: Message me answers. You can guess as many times as you want

      ~HINT~

      Her name starts with a B and here is a pic
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    • That Is Wierd

      13 years ago

      DesertEagle1

      I haven't posted a new journal in 2 days. smiley7.gif
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      I like pie bitch

  • Comments (989)

    • Mehheh

      13 years ago

      I mean what I said. How the heck do you make someone a tomato?

    • i_r_caboos

      13 years ago

      thx

    • Sexypunk7

      13 years ago

      Can you make my friend one...her name is either "Flip!" or "Evilkagome24".....you don't have to but I was just wondering....but if you do she might prefer "Flip!"...(don't forget the ! if you do one for her)...

    • Sexypunk7

      13 years ago

      thanx for the tomato...i think it is really cute....no, seriously....thanx again....

    • Sexypunk7

      13 years ago

      Can I have a tomato like kev0476 ?????

    • Wheelz_TTV

      13 years ago

      that pics way to small lol

    • BWel

      13 years ago

      the contest ends tomorrow, right?

    • kev0476

      13 years ago

      thanks, do i owe you any mods?

    • Scorpion2077

      13 years ago

      ok

    • BWel

      13 years ago

      damnit, oh well, thanx anyway

    • BWel

      13 years ago

      hey man, can you vote for me or is that not allowed?

    • Monkey300

      13 years ago

      Your my hero... smiley0.gif

    • jonshon

      13 years ago

      that tomato is sweet

    • Sir_Nick

      13 years ago

      =)

    • Sir_Nick

      13 years ago

      ok

    • Sir_Nick

      13 years ago

      tomatoe

    • MCR

      13 years ago

      Can I join the Gir army please =^_^=

    • FantomDude

      13 years ago

      If you want to participate in my contest Read the rules

    • Sir_Nick

      13 years ago

      i have no mods

    • Sir_Nick

      13 years ago

      tha pic is awesome

    • 4piesRsquare

      13 years ago

      tite

    • 4piesRsquare

      13 years ago

      hey bro, what time do you get out of school and what time zone are you in?

    • Vice

      13 years ago

      I was nominated? Mother fucker. Thanks anyways.

    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      G_Gang1 and Richmodman. Comments # 10 and 11 in your latest round. That is cheating.

    • infiltrate

      13 years ago

      Snarlz is cheating. He made new accounts to get votes.

    • hooyuyuyu157

      13 years ago

      out of all the people. and im friends with caboose. pretty good friends

    • hooyuyuyu157

      13 years ago

      hey just wondering why u voted for me

    • briarsarmor

      13 years ago

      I'm having a big contest if ya wanna be in it check my journal!

    • Spazititus

      13 years ago

      Hello new friend!

    • Vice

      13 years ago

      Hey dude, I'm not Sir_Nick. Your comment went on the wrong profile.

    • Snarlz442

      13 years ago

      im 11 most modded!

    • caboose2069

      13 years ago

      enjoy mod how ever many mods you think its worthdeserteagle1.jpg

    • rudifett

      13 years ago

      WTFawarddeserteagle1.jpg
      Here is your award!
      from Rudifett!!!

    • redstewieblu

      13 years ago

      here's your card, hope ya like it

      DesertEagle1.jpg

      you'll need to save it to a folder, cause the link is busted

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      o ok. dang, i wish i knew someone who has one, i think im gonna buy one soon

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      lol sorry, its gun junkie talk for a Desert Eagle sidearm

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      do you own a DE?

    • Shadow_Recon

      13 years ago

      sweetness lol

    • NuRdRMsZ

      13 years ago

      i'm not the contest type....sorry.

    • Snarlz442

      13 years ago

      captindeserteagle,i have made my own army called the muffin lovers,we would like to make an alliance with you.
      -GeneralSnarlz

    • Snarlz442

      13 years ago

      look at my new journal plz

    • wilson4000

      13 years ago

      hey im in

    • Sotherbee

      13 years ago

      sure mon. write me down.

    • 4piesRsquare

      13 years ago

      thats cool, its ok

    • cutless

      13 years ago

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    • grifftheman

      13 years ago

      Please vote for Kaies_Song88 in Kratos1's contest!

    • trigunnerJin

      13 years ago

      done!

    • trigunnerJin

      13 years ago

      even though ur part of the GIR army (like me) u can still be part of the BLUE army...

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