Desertfox24

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    • Ah quotes from Red vs Blue

      13 years ago

      Desertfox24

      [The one that started it all]
      Simmons: Do you ever wonder why we're here?
      Grif: One of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything. You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
      Simmons: What? I mean why are we out here, in this canyon.
      Grif: Uh... Oh... Yeah...
      Simmons: What's all this stuff about God?
      Grif: Uh... um... Nothing.
      Simmons: Wanna talk about it?
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      Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing.
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      [the Blue Team's flag has just been stolen]
      Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
      Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
      Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if doesn't work?
      Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
      Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
      Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
      Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
      Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered in black stuff.
      Church: So this is what this is all about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
      Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
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      [a plasma grenade exploded on Donut's head]
      Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut airlifted out of here.
      Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I Already Know'?
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      [And who could forget:]
      Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!
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      [Sarge is installing a voice chip into Lopez, who moments before was revealed to be, in fact, a robot]
      Simmons: Hey, sir, you really should ground yourself before handling that card.
      Sarge: How come?
      Simmons: Because static could damage the card.
      Sarge: C'mon. That's an urban legend used to sell those stupid bracelets. And I suppose pop rocks and soda are going to make my stomach blow up!
      [a flash of light from the back of Lopez comes from within, with an electrical noise]
      Sarge: Yeaow!
      Simmons: Sir! I won't say I told you so, sir!
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      Church: I can't believe I actually died for this war.
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    • DDR + Gamecube? WTF

      in Forums > DDR + Gamecube? WTF | Follow this topic

      Desertfox24

      OK I JUST HEARD, NO ACTUALLY SAW THE COMMERCIAL FOR DDR MARIO STYLE THAT'S COMING TO THE GAMECUBE WAT? COOL BUT WIERD AT THE SAME TIME DON'T YOU THINK? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS.

      16 replies

    • Killzone Strategies anyone?

      in Forums > Killzone Strategies anyone? | Follow this topic

      Desertfox24

      Alright here's a little thread for those killzone lovers out there who want help for online gameplay, this can be cheats, hints, glitches, anything you want to ask eachother, ill contribute all i no about anything that relates to the online gameplay, so enjoy.

      8 replies

    • Sickest Game Ever BUT I CAN'T PLAY IT!

      13 years ago

      Desertfox24

      I CAN'T PLAY IT CUZ MY COMP CAN'T HANLDE IT DAMNIT, I'M GONNA BUY AN ALIENWARE FO THIS SHIT AWWWW YEAH!!!!

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    • LIFE IN THE FAST LANE PART 1!!!

      13 years ago

      Desertfox24

      10:00pm, I suit up and hop into my Lamborghini Murcielago. I start up the ignition and I hear the engine purr like a fine Tiger. I grasp the steering wheel tightly, buckle up, shift into reverse, and I leave my house. I head towards downtown San Francisco; at this time of night there is no traffic what so ever, which is a great racing condition. When I arrive in San Francisco, I meet up with my racing crew, Los Lobos ("The Wolves" for those who don't know spanish). We are known as the most feared racing group in the entire city.

      Tonight we have been challenged by a rival group known as The Black Jacks. There were rumors that this group does whatever it takes to win, even by cheating, so I've warned my crew to look for anything suspicious. As soon as The Black Jacks arrive, we move to Fisherman's Warf. This race is not like any other race that I've participated in, in this race we are racing for pink slips. For anyone who doesn't know what this means, it means that we are racing for the rights to the other person's car.

      The rules of the race are as follows:
      1) It would be an all out race from Fisherman's Wraf to the end of the SFO runway
      2) No cheap tricks
      3) Losers will give up their cars or they will be eating through straws

      We line up right next to each other and wait. The race manager gives the signal, and we rev our engines. Before the race starts, I give a glance of good luck at me teammates, and a look of disgust at the rivals. They too give me looks that make my blood boil. They raise the flag, my blood starts pumping faster, and right when they drop the flag, I give The Black Jacks the middle finger, shift into 1st and we are off. I start off real well with a good lead in front of the group. We race towards SBC Park when The Black Jacks' leader, Michael Surge, pulls up along side me. We stare each other down then we continue on past the park.

      We continue down King Street and make a sudden left on 3rd Street when one of my guys and one of their own crashed. I look back and yell with anger, but I keep my cool. I continue in fifth gear going 95, 100 mph......

      will continue after school

    • 2019 years ago

      Desertfox24
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  • Comments (72)

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      lol

    • Astro_Junkie

      13 years ago

      That really put me in a more upbeat mood!
      =D

    • Bladieboe

      13 years ago

      Nice quotes man :)

    • WckedErth

      13 years ago

      *Bites your ankles*.... Yup... and I gnaw too.. *Gnaws on your toes*



      eww.. sowwy... drooled a 'lil.

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      Hi Miguel. Thank you for showing off the horrendous amounts of time on your hands. Really, it was quite enjoyable. I mean, 'cause I never would have remembered those quotes, and they aren't on my computer for download. Really, really, thank you for taking the time, to painstakingly copy all the funny quotes from the earlier seasons. You're the Rajan Mahadevan of our time.

    • Pantophobia

      13 years ago

      I know you have more dude. There are 4 seasons worth of RVB quotes!

    • wingwarrior2

      13 years ago

      hey, i just wanted to let you know i only need about 30 mods before i have a big contest so if you could lend a hand and comment or mod my journal and help the contest come into life, i would be greatfull, even if it was just 1 it would help

    • WckedErth

      13 years ago

      Yeah.. *L*.. Couldn't resist replying.

    • WckedErth

      13 years ago

      Chihuaha??.. I see no doggies.

    • FlawedLegacy

      13 years ago

      Hey... if you get a chance please Vote For Me... Rewards may be necessary smiley8.gifsmiley8.gif

    • HaloDude2400

      13 years ago

      Awesome pics dude.

    • Peach_heart

      13 years ago

      Hello!

    • zekeface

      13 years ago

      West Virginia is like the capital of boredom. There is seriously nothing to do here. WV is also one of the leading states in obeisity, the reason is (in my opinion) because there is nothing in West Virginia as far as things to do but you look down the street and see like 20 McDonalds per street. It's lame.

    • Afterburner

      13 years ago

      Check out my 'LEGAL' Contest!!! 20 mods are waiting to be given out!!

    • Desertfox24

      13 years ago

      give me the damn 22 karma already lol

    • zheiden

      13 years ago

      Ayup .... working on the next installment ...
      If I hadn't jacked up Brand Name Awareness, it'd be
      BNA pt. 2. That's trashed though.

    • zheiden

      13 years ago

      :) Thanks

    • spikep

      13 years ago

      RvB.roosterteeth.com the best place on earth!

    • Unquenchable

      13 years ago

      "<<Yo, NO RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS UNLESS YOU TALK TO ME FIRST>>"

      It's not really random then, now is it?

    • zekeface

      13 years ago

      hi!

    • Peach_heart

      13 years ago

      Always a good thing to know!!!!

    • Peach_heart

      13 years ago

      I have one new picture! Nothing good, but oh well!

    • wierdiam2

      13 years ago

      need some mods? check out my contest. or if ur not into contests check out
      mc_griffin's lottery

    • Afterburner

      13 years ago

      Hey, if you like Brooke Burke, come and see my pics!

    • DarthDidious

      13 years ago

      What am I looking for?

    • pyro42

      13 years ago

      dude check this out

    • Peach_heart

      13 years ago

      OH I WILL!!!!

    • Peach_heart

      13 years ago

      In a couple of days I will have new pictures of me that you can look at!!!

    • UT_TEXAS_17 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

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    • Peach_heart

      13 years ago

      I think of a couple ways you could help me but we won't go there!!! just kidding!!!

    • liljohn92

      13 years ago

      yo what u got against me

    • tryme

      13 years ago

      "dude nice pics man u horny son of a bitch lol "

      you said that in someones profile, go look at mine

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      I think it's pathetic for someone to actually go that far. I mean if you have impulses, whatever. But if you act on them and draw a half decent picture of a six year old catgirl in a lewd pose; just no

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      That is, if hating kiddie porn makes me gay then... etc

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      No dude, I'm not gay. They both like like they're SIX. I'm sorry if kiddie hentai makes me gay, but you can just call me a flaming homosexual if that's the case... Negative comments? Uh, whatever. I'm sorry I don't have a lot of positive things to say about the pictures. If it offends you just delete them. But those pictures, just wow. They're not stabs at you personally, just the pictures themselves. Seriousley. But if this is gonna create some animosity I'll just drop it. It's a stupid issue.

    • zheiden

      13 years ago

      Great pics you got there buddy.

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      yeah it's from shadow of the colossus. both of them are. as for being scared? well the funny thing is, the clue for that colossus is that you have to be brave or something. see he has these weekpoints under hs hooves and the brave part comes when he tries to stomp you by lifting himself up on his hind legs and trying to smash you. you gotta pull out the bow and arrow and shoot those points. anyway, kickass game.

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      No shit you had 5 friend requests. Because your a damned picture whore.

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Hello!

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      I see. well, someday perhaps. damn dude i just want a job at eb at stonestown. but they're all like 35 over there.

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      you know what I want? I want fucking photoshop thats what I fucking want!
      you and yoru damn...
      wait, you have windows
      did you buy it?

    • Im_a_girl

      13 years ago

      aaww im sorry...lol

    • Im_a_girl

      13 years ago

      imgood thanks for asking smiley0.gif

    • wingwarrior2

      13 years ago

      dude, full metal=best show in the fuckin world

    • RVBfreak8412

      13 years ago

      hey whats up i see u like FMA alot that is my favorite show ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok peace

    • Typhus

      13 years ago

      I call this one, miguel and da ladies...

      Miguel you crazy goddamn mex
      you know you ain't never gonna have no sex
      unless of couse you bust out a dolla
      and give some of those cheap biches a holla

      you sit on yo ass and play yo killzone
      wishin you had some fine ladies to bone
      but you know they ain't never gonna give you a call
      they're all at vince's havin a ball

      ahhh yeahhhh
      peace!

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      Miguel, oh my! Oh my my friend,
      Surely, you’ve gone off the deep end.
      Michelle, Bernadette, it’s all the same,
      Small Asian girl, regardless of the name.
      You don’t talk to me about balls on a date,
      I got shot down so many times I have a REASON to hate.
      Of course, that’s not something to be proud of,
      But Miggy my friend, I didn’t wait till senior year to look for love.
      Ah I’m done rippin’ you apart.
      Who wins, well who cares at always ends up the same (Nickleback, that’s REAL art!)
      None of that ghetto shit,
      It’s all full of hate, straight out of a downtown pit.
      It’s over, I’m done, just let it be,
      This contest is over, under lock and key.

      No really, I’m too tired to do another one.
      And michelle is another small asian girl at my school... Got confused.

    • Beta

      13 years ago

      Miguel, shut the fuck up.

      All you do is sit and whine,
      Got no skill, playing Killzone all the time.
      Bring your fat ass down to Zanzibar,
      I’ll put in your place, show you just who you are.

      If I had one wish it’d be this,
      To suck the fat out of your head, ‘cause boy you ain’t gettin’ a kiss.
      Got no bravery, where’s the heart of a man?
      It stayed in it’s home, while you sobbed on the can.
      Never did go after Michelle,
      Psh, that’s right. You flew faster than a bat straight out of hell.

      Rhyme all you want, it’ll get you nowhere.
      Miguel, shut the fuck up. I don’t give a care.

      Holla

    • HaloHero23

      13 years ago

      If you would have went when i asked you to you would have found out smiley6.gif

    • HaloHero23

      13 years ago

      You should have went to his journal smiley11.gifsmiley9.gif

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